HODL on Nostr: When bitcoin pumps it feels like: - being in an apple store in 2007 - eating a box of ...
When bitcoin pumps it feels like:
- being in an apple store in 2007
- eating a box of orange tic tacs
- renting an n64 game from blockbuster
- flipping your pillow to the cool side
- beating halo 2 on legendary
- the cubs winning the World Series
- seeing the dark knight in theaters
When it dumps it feels like:
- trying to itch your eye but you accidentally scratch it
- having to pay taxes
- stepping in a wet spot on the floor in socks
- getting a paper cut
- when the ketchup squirts water before the ketchup
- that one mosquito bite right on your knuckle
- that one hair that keeps tickling your arm but you can’t find it
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2026-03-04 21:55:06 UTCEvent JSON
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