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I got the Bambu labs x2d and it’s truly phenomenal right out of the box. It just works which is great. Makes it much more enjoyable to actually print things.

2026-07-15 13:35:28 UTC

“Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.” - Carl Jung

2026-07-15 04:17:53 UTC

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We waited until the kids could be willing participants in their own baptism. Which felt intuitively correct.

2026-07-15 02:54:59 UTC

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It’s all different forms of plastic still, mainly I’m just making toys for the kids and their friends.

2026-07-15 02:50:22 UTC

Got a new 3D printer.
Holy shit these things finally work now. 5 years ago they sucked ass.
https://blossom.primal.net/2c5cd2e0e572c23c4b1dc98aea9b9e029fc9b448201b5742e20700d57f51fee3.jpg

2026-07-14 22:52:04 UTC

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Really enjoying my morning coffee always gets me In the present moment

2026-07-14 18:08:27 UTC

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2026-07-14 16:58:30 UTC

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That’s very kind man, but honestly I’m just some guy.

2026-07-14 16:19:37 UTC

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It’s my calling

2026-07-14 16:15:51 UTC

This is tough to do, but every time I can get into the headspace where I’m just excited about the little things and grateful for the ordinary every day things my life improves substantially.
Again though it’s super hard and i struggle with it.

2026-07-14 16:11:13 UTC

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Shitpost on nostr

2026-07-12 23:08:12 UTC

If you don’t think…
“This needs to be done and I am the one to do it. In fact It’s so important, that I will go it alone if I have to. For years if necessary.”
About the thing you’re doing with your life… then you’re doing the wrong thing and should go do something else.

2026-07-12 14:07:20 UTC

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No I mean how do you enforce the border/boundary?

2026-07-12 13:39:16 UTC

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How do you enforce?

2026-07-12 13:35:52 UTC

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Listen I love it, it’s my favorite meme ideology as well and I am long term hopeful that humanity will evolve into it over the next few hundred years.

2026-07-12 13:34:21 UTC

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I’m a full time parent bro it’s not like we hire Nannies. Parenting is about a time commitment more than anything.

2026-07-12 04:07:48 UTC

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It’s a big realization

2026-07-12 01:59:25 UTC

Anarcho capitalism is a dope idea and it’s totally viable if you just imagine everyone else on earth is also a 130 IQ neurodivergent pan European with a multi thousand year history of living and organizing themselves in high trust society’s with christian morals and strong cultural values around liberty, self defense and property rights.
lol 😂

2026-07-11 12:44:38 UTC

When you have kids, they have kids and as you age you are surrounded by life. When you don’t, you are surrounded by death as everyone you know dies off one by one.
https://blossom.primal.net/957a0dbe8fc5d8ceed88a8ac3f2ffdfe925da1e675b6877dd485db084783aae9.jpg

2026-07-11 00:13:22 UTC

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As a striker that rule is annoying because the defenders get to set your position on the field

2026-07-10 23:46:21 UTC

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Just allow it. Then there would be more scoring and the game would be more exciting l

2026-07-10 23:45:37 UTC

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Also dumb

2026-07-10 23:45:25 UTC

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I used to be a striker. I’ve always hated the offsides rule. It’s a horrible rule.

2026-07-10 23:17:41 UTC

The offsides rule in soccer is the dumbest fucking rule. They need to get rid of it.

2026-07-09 19:11:16 UTC

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lol I just stand and stare hard at the ground

2026-07-09 16:27:04 UTC

My ADHD is my biggest superpower if only for the fact that eventually I just straight up forget about my biggest problems lol 😂
I’ll be like “fuck fuck fuck fuck shit this is bad. This is really fucking bad. I’m screwed” basically stuck in a catastrophe spiral of black and white thinking.
Then my wife will be like “could you get me a spoon from the kitchen please?”
And I’m like sure, then I walk into the kitchen like “fuck if that happens I’ll never recover, wait which spoon does she like again? Oh right it’s the little one. I’m gonna get a drink while I’m in here. I wonder if we have topo Chico. Hmmm we do… but not the lime one. Why is the lime one so much better? It’s like how coke and lime is always better than coke and lemon. You know how coke and lime developed? They used to put lime juice on the top of the cans in the Caribbean in order to kill bacteria that would collect. Is that true tho? I think I heard that from a guy somewhere, but idk if it’s actually true. I should look that up. Fuck it I’ll just drink this regular ass topo Chico.”
Then I go back into the living room and my wife is all “hey where is my spoon?” And I’m like oh shit yeah my bad.
Then I go back to get it and by the time I return whatever the original problem was is long gone lol 😂

2026-07-08 23:23:24 UTC

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lol welcome to bitcoin
It’s hella retarded here
#nevent1q…rn6m

2026-07-08 20:31:08 UTC

Fatigue is a great word.
Great meme.
People are tired.
It takes energy to believe lies and try to act them out.
Eventually you just get tired and lose the ability to pretend.
Personally I have fatigue for just about every social, historical and cultural shibboleth we grew up with.
It’s exhausting. It’s all fake. I can’t pretend it’s not.

2026-07-08 16:30:20 UTC

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I’m interested in it for sure

2026-07-08 12:39:51 UTC

Universal remotes are too easy.
It’s important that you have 3-4 remotes and an ultra complicated receiver setup with no discernible way for anyone but you to turn on the tv in your house lol 😂

2026-07-07 16:58:18 UTC

Hodling bitcoin is hard and you do it.
That means you’re the type of person who can do hard things.
That’s worth a lot more than you think it is.

2026-07-07 12:41:14 UTC

I used to think I was doing a moral good for society by battling people like the XRP army.
Until one day I realized I was just bullying retards.

2026-07-07 02:49:06 UTC

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Agree. I generally am talking about taking on bigger and bigger responsibilities here not lots of little ones

2026-07-07 00:26:55 UTC

In my experience the key to “success” is just kind of accepting a lot of responsibility, basically anytime someone has responsibility you just raise your hand and take it on.
The more you do that the more success you generally find.
Nobody wants to do it though, because obviously it sucks. So there’s this sort of shell game of looking successful, generating movement and business, connections etc… because that’s easier and it looks like you’re doing a lot.
But the most successful people I’ve met just kinda sit around and make decisions that effect a whole shitload of people and then just quietly and consistently bare the weight of that.
They only move when they need to.
They don’t do the pageantry or networking thing.
They don’t need to, they’re already the one who’s responsible.

2026-07-05 01:41:30 UTC

The feeling when you and your boys are traitors against the crown and there’s no turning back.
https://blossom.primal.net/50fcb64b06285a07babc3449f9b563fecc10d75626344e93c016a765390e8735.mov

2026-07-05 00:19:55 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/78c05f010040c1f6967b11fc71162f4799c691c9b3be7080ccb69b3a10586894.jpg

2026-07-04 21:49:00 UTC

One day, when it’s all over, thousands of years from now. People won’t even believe America was real.
You mean to tell me that less than 200 years after these people defeated the British, they literally owned space?
That shit is too crazy to believe.
We make Greece and Rome look like a bunch of slap dick losers by comparison.

2026-07-04 15:00:47 UTC

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Only Britain, the sun definitely set s on the American empire lol

2026-07-04 14:35:06 UTC

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Amen

2026-07-04 14:14:24 UTC

“America is wherever we look, wherever we’re going to be”
250 years of American greatness
Happy birthday America.
https://blossom.primal.net/08016318f618cc1e8375468055bd96ae56f905d5b4db8f6aabb47bd1fdb33700.jpg

2026-07-04 03:19:08 UTC

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Great list. I love gattaca too

2026-07-04 01:59:01 UTC

Eras of bitcoin for me.
2014: yolo in
2015: research
2016: confused noob
2017: euphoria
2018: resolve
2019: influencer shit
2020: podcast bro
2021: macro larp time
2022: depression
2023: chillin
2024: maga bro
2025: rich again
2026: poor once more

2026-07-03 17:07:39 UTC

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I stole this quote from Kanye west lol

2026-06-30 23:37:32 UTC

Bruh can someone tell ol billy gates to chill already
https://blossom.primal.net/f55450fae10196885fad6c09fa289c2acf3884550185578fdd326576c000b943.jpg

2026-06-30 21:12:31 UTC

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lol

2026-06-30 21:12:11 UTC

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Whatever you say champ

2026-06-30 21:11:27 UTC

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Everything is good for bitcoin

2026-06-30 21:10:18 UTC

“Aren’t you going to sell your bitcoin at some point?”
My response:
https://blossom.primal.net/92469b58d8dd3ebdbd5970323f58519e6f39e88260d56ff4e71fa24799f74c8d.mov

2026-06-30 00:15:58 UTC

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I have 5 air conditioners
https://blossom.primal.net/5c383ad08824d888f665a73b80f6fbdb823108777439df0d36d3a62d6419896c.gif

2026-06-30 00:14:55 UTC

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I don’t think any of them factored the Jews into their decisions lol
They told me because we’re friends and we talk on the phone.

2026-06-29 15:53:01 UTC

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It’s mainly price action

2026-06-29 15:17:15 UTC

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They’re all about as informed as each other

2026-06-29 14:13:42 UTC

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My richest friend however is putting a pause on his significant personal spending and looking to accumulate here.

2026-06-29 14:10:23 UTC

The amount of OG whales who have told me privately that they are planning to reduce bitcoin exposure (fancy whale talk for begin selling near the lows) is shocking.
Many have expressed to me that their confidence is shaken in bitcoins future.
Feels a bit like capitulation.

2026-06-28 22:42:37 UTC

Half of everything is agency.
The other half is destiny.

2026-06-28 20:50:29 UTC

People be like it’s over for bitcoin diminishing returns blah blah blah
Gold did 5x in one year bro
Stfu ngmi cry harder bitch baby

2026-06-28 16:04:04 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1fb2fa5b913041307becccd64db110c4625bf97372b4b066ebe133bb8d8de3d2.jpg
#nevent1q…47qw

2026-06-27 21:04:12 UTC

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Just like bitcoin this is a permissionless system. We have no ability to gatekeep them out. Like always we will defeat them in the free market.

2026-06-27 21:02:57 UTC

Pain is unavoidable.
If you delay pain it compounds.
Consistent exposure to an appropriately painful stimulus promotes growth.
Pain is signal.
It is best to focus on pain when it presents itself instead of ignoring it.
Being able to endure more pain for longer is the most important factor for success.
Exposure to pain reduces pain by increasing tolerance.
Most destructive human behaviors are a result of attempting to avoid pain.
Pain is temporary.

2026-06-27 16:38:53 UTC

No matter what group is doing it a group victim mentality is just a way to steal from another group in a fiat system.

2026-06-27 03:14:55 UTC

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I have a Colt python 357 and a S&W .38 airweight pocket pistol.
Really like them both

2026-06-26 14:06:42 UTC

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I used to be a big halving cycle guy

2026-06-26 02:43:25 UTC

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This was how it felt tbh.
Burned the old me to the ground. Never looked back.
#nevent1q…y4y9

2026-06-26 01:57:18 UTC

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You could have sold it all at 126k and rebought at 58k

2026-06-26 01:38:44 UTC

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This would haunt me lol

2026-06-26 01:38:20 UTC

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Nah not gonna sell. This was all premeditated on my part. It’s called tying yourself to the mast.

2026-06-26 01:35:56 UTC

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I don’t have any pussy to sell

2026-06-26 01:31:52 UTC

One of the things about naming myself Hodl and being a public Bitcoiner is that I literally can’t sell and exit the space without it being thoroughly embarrassing, humiliating and getting memed in the process lol 😂 so I literally have to keep hodling. No choice for me. It makes it an easy decision when the price is down.

2026-06-26 00:46:03 UTC

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We actually just started them up again lol there’s a new one coming out soon with a new host. think Jeff has already eaten crow for that call though lol

2026-06-26 00:32:39 UTC

Here’s a fun game take the amount of bitcoin you have and times it by $67,000
That’s how much money you lost
I lied about the game being fun lol 😂

2026-06-25 17:30:04 UTC

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lol

2026-06-25 15:30:42 UTC

Maybe it’s just me being around for too long at this point, but I don’t believe in any bitcoin models anymore.
I don’t believe we can’t go below the prior ATH.
I don’t believe in the four year cycle.
I don’t believe in stock to flow.
I don’t believe in the power law.
I just Hodl bitcoin.
And it does whatever the fuck it does.
Simple.

2026-06-25 01:39:11 UTC

Portnoy seems to live in a state of permanent arrested development where he just can’t seem to accept new ideas.
It’s perpetually 2017 for this overgrown man baby.
My bet is it’s all the drugs he’s on.
https://blossom.primal.net/e33f523925bf596e940ed6beab272144460bf1b975831007b5d38b7a94fe0415.jpg

2026-06-24 18:41:44 UTC

I never understand this thing people do where they go “my parents never taught me that, so that’s why I don’t know it.”
Like you’re an adult now. Teach it to yourself?
I guess I do understand it.
It’s just a weak ass excuse plain and simple

2026-06-24 01:37:31 UTC

I had a life realization during Covid that I was done extending politeness to anyone who didn’t display politeness
One example: I had a heavy shopping cart packed to the brim with groceries during Covid and the store had marked the floor in a confusing manner for social distancing reasons (retarded).
At check out an employee came up to me and was extremely rude about how I was not standing on the right arrow or whatever…. so I shoved the cart over to him and said “here, I don’t need this anymore” he switched up immediately like “uhm you don’t want to purchase these items?” Suddenly his tone had switched from rude to accommodating. Probably after realizing he would be the one responsible for putting each item back one by one and I was just like “nah” and walked out lol 😂
You don’t owe the impolite any politeness in return.
https://blossom.primal.net/ad8dbf620c042d1a8897fc06c75bcc96cdd5574489d544bb22c3f8cbd054dbb4.jpg

2026-06-24 00:16:13 UTC

Millennials hate when you tell them they’re middle aged.
These are 40 year olds lol

2026-06-21 20:36:33 UTC

Happy Father’s Day to my fellow bitcoin patriarchs.
Proud to know a group of men who collectively decided that leveraging the future for the present ends with them.
Men who decided their great grandchildren matter more than their personal comfort and who show up to build the future for them everyday.
Society grows great when men plant trees under whose shade they shall never sit.
Proud of what we are doing here.

2026-06-21 12:13:44 UTC

“Colored person” - the biggest racist alive
“Person of color” - the wokest person to ever exist

2026-06-21 02:01:47 UTC

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I wouldn’t bet against them

2026-06-21 01:56:40 UTC

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Yes

2026-06-21 01:46:55 UTC

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From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.
Like Marx said

2026-06-21 01:40:18 UTC

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Question though since you like socialism. How are you going to enact socialism without violence?

2026-06-21 01:37:39 UTC

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This is the funniest tweet in nostr history 😂
#nevent1q…za0g

2026-06-21 01:34:58 UTC

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lol no it is not

2026-06-21 01:31:53 UTC

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lol I’m a big softie, I don’t like violence of any type. Just stating the fact that politics is about who can use force when and for what.

2026-06-21 01:28:45 UTC

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If you read the bible it’s pretty clear that vengeance is strictly forbidden but protecting the innocent is permitted under certain circumstances.
Jesus’s consistent and knowable teaching is against taking revenge

2026-06-21 01:22:02 UTC

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All political opinions are essentially about murder when you get down to it

2026-06-21 01:19:11 UTC

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Haha I wasn’t thinking about the Israelis, but if the shoe fits…

2026-06-21 01:09:33 UTC

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lol how are you reading this as vague antisemitism?

2026-06-20 23:14:35 UTC

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Haha my wife bought it! No idea where it’s from

2026-06-20 19:35:11 UTC

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Where’s the deceit?

2026-06-20 19:17:39 UTC

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Socialism is extreme yes

2026-06-20 18:53:55 UTC

Imagine a gang of thugs gathered outside your house who were loudly and excitedly discussing their plan to murder you and your family, steal all your shit and then live in your house.
How would you treat that group of individuals?
That’s the way you should treat socialists.