mike on Nostr: GM I appear to have a kidney stone. Just waiting in a coffee shop for my prescription ...
GM
I appear to have a kidney stone. Just waiting in a coffee shop for my prescription of strong pain killers to be made up. They go up the bum apparently, so I asked the doctor if she could recommend a good dominatrix to dispense them. She laughed 😂
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