Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag: on Nostr: Partner: Ryan is our gopher (go for). Me: Are you calling me old? I'm not 70. ...
Partner: Ryan is our gopher (go for).
Me: Are you calling me old? I'm not 70.
Partner: ...
Friends: ...
Me: Because gopher, the protocol, uses port 70.
Everyone: *throwing things at me*
Published at
2025-12-25 18:57:25 CETEvent JSON
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