"Oooh...I got a package. Wait...what did I order? From Canada?! OH SHIT! BUCKETS!!" ...

2026-08-31 19:00:36 UTC

"Oooh...I got a package. Wait...what did I order? From Canada?! OH SHIT! BUCKETS!!"
And then I opened the package dear readers.

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