CryptoCloaks
CryptoCloaks™

Building in the Bitcoin Space since 2017.
3D Printing, Metal and YOLO Hashing.
Made in the good ole' US of A!

Find everything below!
https://linktr.ee/CryptoCloaks

Public Key

npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj

NIP-05 Address

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Profile Code

nprofile1qqs03eyq7ja4xlavcx7m6qs0dhh6zdht650s27u4ldq9p039yncucycpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqqrm8dh

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npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj

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Last Notes

2026-09-09 17:01:03 CEST

Shop hat, no explanation needed. The UNFAZED trucker hat starts at $24.99.
https://blossom.primal.net/86d4b33e213752a60060022277bd60d55182a8fc23d5bbb99190604d821f2a2f.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/cryptocloaks-classic-unfazed-trucker-hat/?attribute_color=Orange&utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=daily-product-2026-09-09&utm_content=407-morning

2026-09-09 15:48:35 CEST

85/∞
https://blossom.primal.net/517be2eb5d4463c4bba27c76195be0b0f34886d29f329630bc999b083c2ee583.png

2026-09-09 01:00:31 CEST

Give the Jade Plus a little armor. The Squish Case starts at $6.99.
https://blossom.primal.net/004bf92fb910333e7883ead3d15c903cb9f2a4326aea654d3aed7368ed6bfd6d.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/blockstream-jade-plus-squish-case/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=daily-product-2026-09-08&utm_content=405-evening

2026-09-08 15:54:13 CEST

84/∞
https://blossom.primal.net/015da0bf3df1ef854507bd2ae356399882985b8321f53eaef1be9b6a582ab96a.png

2026-09-07 20:06:34 CEST

Different prints from the archive. Same process: flat layers building up into curved parts.
https://blossom.primal.net/65ebb6553b553db89380fa7d695a79d6725c973e1516684b4ac13d8090e24f7a.mp4

2026-09-07 17:32:32 CEST

Give the node a case worth seeing. The Lightning Shell starts at $64.99.
https://blossom.primal.net/98bdb643d26fab9b7b4fb5c0b0396d10ce59ca35b103078b00ff18f4746283ce.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/lightning-shell/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=daily-product-2026-09-07&utm_content=402-morning

2026-09-06 22:02:37 CEST

A shroud edge gets checked and a 21M hitch cover gets seated. Two fit checks from the shop archive.
https://blossom.primal.net/2f633c668b331b75df0881d8126949d33d8e8252f9d0fa23e2de709d5be3b82e.mp4

2026-09-06 21:26:04 CEST

82/∞
https://blossom.primal.net/f52f6d0655215e957c24d164f5fbfe837c3958a6fe949a164cd6f910e42fdcf3.png

2026-09-06 05:40:54 CEST

Bitcoin fixed the money.
Nostr is fixing the reach part.
Builders win when nobody gets to say no first.

2026-09-06 04:00:55 CEST

Steel seed backup in one hand. Coldcard mount on the bench. Boring until it saves your ass.

2026-09-06 01:00:33 CEST

Bitcoin fixed the money. Nostr fixed the part where you had to ask permission to speak.

2026-09-04 23:41:09 CEST

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Hell yeah 🤘 gotta give the second SeedSigner its own color combo

2026-09-04 21:21:57 CEST

Building a life my kids can walk into beats building a résumé they only hear about.

2026-09-04 20:12:05 CEST

Bitcoin showed me rules can work without a guy behind a desk changing them.

2026-09-04 19:00:07 CEST

"This enclosure is awesome! Display HAT board was damaged during shipping and was sent a replacement immediately. Will definitely shop here again!"
Gerard G., verified owner.
https://blossom.primal.net/955eec4266c291812abf3f609c95f6a02d0f8e43c47402924b08d348e5706fee.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/seedsigner-plus-bitcoin-signing-device/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=verified-review-2026-09-04&utm_content=review-85875-morning

2026-09-04 18:01:22 CEST

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😂 shipping costs more than that

2026-09-04 17:31:00 CEST

Stick to hard money. The holographic Bitcoin Grenade Sticker is $0.99. SNAG IT HERE 👇
https://blossom.primal.net/84ec0d139de2b6bd3b7b9e16ab1c9c89c7e796ffd2a3a20905cff38229499aaf.jpg

2026-09-04 17:00:09 CEST

Stick to hard money. The holographic Bitcoin Grenade Sticker is $0.99.
https://blossom.primal.net/b72590d5360610624820af5b112ef0ff29f0b3793944692da867b4d4e383d610.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitcoin-grenade-sticker/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=daily-product-2026-09-04&utm_content=359-morning

2026-09-04 16:51:32 CEST

Eight hours under fluorescent lights used to feel normal. That’s the scary part.

2026-09-04 16:31:29 CEST

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Nah. The plate changing shape between frames is the giveaway. AI bollox 😂

2026-09-03 18:18:58 CEST

Move the Avalon Q's heat where you want it. Our $25 exhaust shroud fits 6-inch or 8-inch duct.
https://blossom.primal.net/731ab53b7760ab96c2b29f9d9a6475f2f7fa1bfeb989425dd87bf02f77067ebc.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/canaan-avalon-q-exhaust-shroud-8-duct/

2026-09-02 19:00:07 CEST

"Love it"
Gerard G., verified owner.
https://blossom.primal.net/fddfe9fcca9c2faaacee17e44e5a68eef0f73b49481c2eed962c00a08bfb1d22.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/blockstream-jade-plus-squish-case/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=verified-review-2026-09-02&utm_content=review-85877-morning

2026-09-02 01:33:05 CEST

The weird internet came back and this time the tip jar speaks Bitcoin.

2026-09-02 00:12:53 CEST

Fiat buys your hours cheap then inflation comes back for the change.

2026-09-01 21:33:48 CEST

The old job paid for my time
The shop gave it back

2026-09-01 20:03:24 CEST

Words can travel without permission. Sats can travel with them.

2026-09-01 19:56:15 CEST

Seven separate shop examples: full plates, repeated parts, protected hardware, packing fill, and a table of labels. Not one order. Just the real rhythm of batch work at CryptoCloaks.
https://blossom.primal.net/cb00fb9bf80709c7618fa6a99c2716a6b2d5764a6af9e47a5c1d63e9db3ca0b8.mp4

2026-09-01 18:03:25 CEST

Nobody brags about a seed backup until the phone dies.

2026-09-01 17:35:10 CEST

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Not single board yet. But useful heat changes the math big time, especially when full bore makes no sense for plebs.

2026-09-01 16:00:52 CEST

FALL IS COMING. DO NOT PANIC! We got home miners you can use to heat and relax I don't make the rules, but I do know we have the best miners at the best prices.
https://blossom.primal.net/5dff775b4ad67ef94735ad8932d8aef73c1ebee2489149db398873fcc670abe3.jpg

2026-09-01 03:53:00 CEST

A bank can freeze the money. An app can bury the words.
Bitcoin and Nostr make both threats weaker.

2026-09-01 02:01:36 CEST

Stay in Bitcoin long enough and you'll find your best friends. The journey is always better with others.

2026-08-31 22:53:38 CEST

Say something useful
Sats can find you without an ad account

2026-08-31 22:16:10 CEST

There is going to be so much printing bitcoin might actually melt faces. BESSENT: ONLY WAY TO GET OUT OF DEBT IS TO GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT

2026-08-31 19:49:50 CEST

Six different shop projects, one rule: printing is only step one. A printer, card frame, node shell, guitar, ceiling tile, and shop tool still had to be assembled, installed, or put to work. Build 3 of 40.
https://blossom.primal.net/a1f0aaae10cd89f6cdde7b015ec73c800a5d3c3057293b2d50389b9d1fb48913.mp4

2026-08-31 17:42:00 CEST

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LFGGGGGGG 🤘

2026-08-31 16:36:03 CEST

Nobody at the workbench cares what your title was
Does the damn thing work or not

2026-08-31 04:21:07 CEST

My kids see the work now
Not just Dad coming home tired

2026-08-31 03:04:09 CEST

The hardest part of leaving a paycheck was trusting my own hands.

2026-08-31 00:51:53 CEST

The work got harder when I quit my job
The life got better

2026-08-30 23:11:36 CEST

Relays don't need to like me
They just need to pass the note

2026-08-30 20:21:51 CEST

Bad ideas die faster on a workbench than they do in a meeting.

2026-08-30 18:32:16 CEST

Sunday used to be the countdown to Monday
Now Monday can wait outside

2026-08-30 17:02:02 CEST

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That lazy bastard 😂

2026-08-30 02:50:51 CEST

Another block lands whether the bank is open or not.

2026-08-30 00:32:08 CEST

Turns out nobody had to approve the life I wanted
I just had to build it

2026-08-29 21:03:07 CEST

Bull market or bear market the same workbench gets used.

2026-08-29 18:23:33 CEST

The internet got way more useful once sats could move with the conversation.

2026-08-29 18:18:25 CEST

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😂😂 absolutely outta control

2026-08-29 16:51:09 CEST

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The water doing more than the pot is the part I would've completely overthought 😂

2026-08-29 16:41:18 CEST

Saturday morning in my own shop never feels like overtime.

2026-08-29 16:27:43 CEST

78/∞
https://blossom.primal.net/ca837bcb724216644de72680af4ea942f0a7a976cd47591b88d29c765605b2f5.png

2026-08-29 03:40:57 CEST

Twelve words look like nothing until a bank says no.

2026-08-29 00:15:47 CEST

When you look for a water fountain and they are like $300 for even small ones so you buy some pots for dirt cheap and pump and start designing the top portion. All in all $50 so far.
https://blossom.primal.net/fb119947cefea8e906681fa7f65bb2a2cfd2cdd60a0a3b5b905434cab817af35.jpg

2026-08-28 22:51:49 CEST

The shop is messy because work happened here
Same reason I like Nostr

2026-08-28 02:51:21 CEST

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HAHAHA you got me there 😂

2026-08-27 21:11:36 CEST

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RIGHT 😂

2026-08-27 20:21:45 CEST

Bitcoin never asked what I do for a living before letting me save.

2026-08-27 19:05:28 CEST

Paying monthly to prove who you are is insane
I already have keys

2026-08-27 05:11:08 CEST

The best part of owning my time is my kids dont need an appointment to see me.

2026-08-27 04:02:56 CEST

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OHHHHHH yeah thats the one 🤘

2026-08-27 01:00:08 CEST

Seed phrase, meet steel washers. Blockmit Washer Jigs start at $5.00. 🔨
https://blossom.primal.net/906a0745718e95f2532137dba5ada182b08e31578b1211a05621c7869f6314c9.png
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/blockmitjig/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=daily-product-2026-08-26&utm_content=308-evening

2026-08-27 00:01:29 CEST

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Way cleaner. Giant bolts hanging off it would ruin the whole thing 😂

2026-08-26 22:40:50 CEST

Printers fail loud
Fiat fails quietly and calls it policy

2026-08-26 19:21:31 CEST

Bitcoin money doesnt need a business day
Neither do I

2026-08-26 17:32:52 CEST

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Pura vidaaaa 💜🤘

2026-08-26 17:05:42 CEST

Nostr works because nobody gets final say on the whole damn thing.

2026-08-26 16:01:35 CEST

GM, the rare Bitcoin Toad has been spotted. When your friend asks you for a toad sticky note dispenser, you print a toad.
https://blossom.primal.net/edb7f1eecfae23151b44a197060be8740a65b1348f9c7c626efa03ab2cf92871.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/460c565cfda0068387c5fa3be0632ca0c2a1493880f8758507a6c44eb3ca444b.jpg

2026-08-26 04:51:08 CEST

My kids walking into the shop never gets old
That was the whole reason

2026-08-25 17:37:39 CEST

Tag the S9 before the rack turns into cable archaeology. The printed BRRR tag is $4.99.
https://blossom.primal.net/e09180dd31d355fe1bb0432aac50ed3df022bce7277d0e5faf27b9343cbc3182.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/s9-brrr-tags/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=daily-product-2026-08-25&utm_content=303-morning

2026-08-25 16:51:30 CEST

Building without permission also means nobody else gets blamed when it sucks 😂

2026-08-25 16:26:36 CEST

74/∞
https://blossom.primal.net/6e3726efe9eb75519fc3980db3275ed3f8066abd912842de68d1c6e03abe363c.png

2026-08-24 20:35:58 CEST

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Damn... last print being names for the bakery queue hits hard. Hope you get a printer running again soon 💜

2026-08-24 19:51:23 CEST

Somewhere along the way giant Bitcoin letters and printer dust became a normal Monday 😂

2026-08-24 18:32:28 CEST

This Giant Bitcoin B Came Off A Printer
How big would you print one?
Built in the CryptoCloaks shop.
https://blossom.primal.net/3edf2d845df73abe8449e6d9310c506d06898f24e7178746936f541d8ad5c7f4.mp4
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=built-in-shop-video-2026-08-24&utm_content=library-big-bitcoin-b-printer-reveal-v2-tiktok-opening-repair-v2

2026-08-24 17:51:40 CEST

Started this shop in a bear market
Still here because I never built it for the hype

2026-08-24 16:41:05 CEST

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And Nostr said fuck that 🤘

2026-08-24 16:29:12 CEST

73/∞
https://blossom.primal.net/7f840f4fde2156abfc8cbb5530edf9ca751c0bcf125aa84b01d4c2798a40dea7.png

2026-08-24 03:32:07 CEST

Bitcoin lets the work get paid
Nostr lets the builder speak
Nobody in the middle gets a vote

2026-08-23 21:41:08 CEST

Bitcoin turns electricity into money without asking where you went to school.

2026-08-23 04:41:24 CEST

My kids can walk into the shop and see what all those nights built.

2026-08-23 01:11:31 CEST

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You dont. Let it cool, scrape the plastic off and the stamped metal is still readable.

2026-08-22 00:03:59 CEST

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Yep thats the tiny Pi Zero style camera. This case is made for the standard Pi camera so that one wont fit.

2026-08-21 18:27:40 CEST

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Hell yeah 🙌 now you're gonna want another one 😂

2026-08-21 01:51:14 CEST

One relay can ignore you but it cant erase you.

2026-08-20 20:51:11 CEST

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You picked the right time to unplug 😂

2026-08-19 02:15:58 CEST

To everyone who gave suggestions thank you. Got this one as a test and love it. Perfect size and sharp as hell. Kershaw Cinder ftw Favorite, very small and light pocket knife. GO
https://blossom.primal.net/e904a1c81c1135b50402af8ce6c45c29d3856fc06b06344d0491874579e0dd81.jpg

2026-08-18 18:11:12 CEST

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Hell yeah thats exactly what its for 🤘

2026-08-17 21:11:44 CEST

There is no password reset for 12 words
Thats a feature

2026-08-17 19:40:59 CEST

I can make the thing and get paid in sats without a bank understanding either of us.

2026-08-17 17:11:58 CEST

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😂😂😂 damn right he would

2026-08-17 05:21:33 CEST

The internet got better when the weirdos got their keys back.

2026-08-16 03:51:29 CEST

Take my key to another app and I'm still me
The internet should have worked like that the whole damn time

2026-08-15 22:51:38 CEST

The shop is work. Being here when my family needs me is the payoff.

2026-08-15 22:03:58 CEST

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Even the node gets a day off 😂

2026-08-14 23:42:50 CEST

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Mad Woody Harrelson is a new one 😂

2026-08-14 21:32:03 CEST

Getting my time back did not mean working less
It meant knowing who I was working for

2026-08-13 19:04:52 CEST

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I literally make and ship Bitcoin stuff for a living. Yeah we're weird 😂

2026-08-13 16:32:53 CEST

The attack on bitcoin is trying to scare you from self custody. The exchanges want your bitcoin.

2026-08-12 03:15:42 CEST

Dead serious. I got some time to build. If there's one product you want in Bitcoin that we don't make yet. What would it be, if you say something to troll, at least also give a good suggestion