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https://wisp.mobile

https://github.com/barrydeen

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Last Notes

2026-03-09 12:56:31 CET

I think we have building covered on nostr
can we get more people to step up and promote it more pls?
go onto other socials and shill the living fuck out of what we're doing here

2026-03-09 01:14:33 CET

some feedback I've heard a few times from people I've tried to introduce to nostr.
I think there is a lot of truth to it, not sure what the solution is
but I will make more effort to follow and retweet more new accounts, and encourage everyone to do the same!
https://relay.utxo.one/313f4f1f503cf6614f83137647ef71416efce987a6349b49198c3eab17a5acd3.png

2026-03-07 01:31:57 CET

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we also trick you a bit, when loading you look at your own profile and get distracted

2026-03-07 01:29:28 CET

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a lot of special serializing and use of LRU cache 🧑‍💻

2026-03-07 00:45:59 CET

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if you have a sec can you let me know if your note loads now from notifications page - after you update
btw - you can disable the new note btn now

2026-03-07 00:31:48 CET

wisp v0.5.0 codename gfy
don't like my default colors and text size? well gfy you can customize them now (setting-interface)
other notables: persistent database for improved search, default bookmark support, better stability when switching feeds and more dead bugs
gfy this was supposed to be my day off
available on @nprofile…tdq0 and GitHub:
https://github.com/barrydeen/wisp/releases/tag/v0.5.0-beta

2026-03-07 00:13:42 CET

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found a lot of juicy ones so far

2026-03-06 13:50:26 CET

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try the latest version pls 🙏

2026-03-06 13:43:51 CET

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setting - social graph

2026-03-06 13:40:03 CET

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we don't support bookmarks, only lists. bookmarks were a really dumb idea I think, because it's basically a hard coded, unorganized list

2026-03-06 13:28:17 CET

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just light/dark mode

2026-03-06 13:24:15 CET

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we support tor, if that is your question?

2026-03-06 13:21:48 CET

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did you send the dm through wisp? I didn't receive it. we only support nip17. you can click on my profile there is a DM icon

2026-03-06 12:58:32 CET

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enjoy

2026-03-06 12:54:20 CET

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users having to think about relays IS A UX PROBLEM

2026-03-06 12:52:48 CET

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speed, fun and most importantly, and not broken

2026-03-06 12:51:54 CET

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update your zapstore

2026-03-06 12:37:21 CET

before I go...
you don't have to accept a broken nostr UX on Android
download wisp from @nprofile…tdq0
https://relay.utxo.one/9b93b2cd9513dc6b1f5b225b01431704f105db7866ec2fe0b9a212ba62fe42eb.png
https://relay.utxo.one/e2cdca511c844f930fb5086796e96ec3647a15fcede433257f5f4e6eb761d807.png

2026-03-06 12:34:00 CET

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if you are running ads, Google will force you to have it else they ban your ads

2026-03-06 12:14:20 CET

gm,
unplugging for the weekend, have a good one nostr, back to devving on Monday 🙏🐸🫂

2026-03-06 12:09:41 CET

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it is possible your 3 write relays were actually just temporarily down, you may want to add a few more to your relay list 🙏

2026-03-06 11:53:21 CET

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before it started failing, do you remember what screen you were on? did your feed load but just posting and upload didn't work?

2026-03-06 11:47:02 CET

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if you close the app and reopen is this always the case?

2026-03-06 04:02:37 CET

gn
https://relay.utxo.one/4060d9db1a43d4a8865f3613d17947becb7961a94dbc248bb49db0c7c42ed45e.gif

2026-03-06 03:50:25 CET

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yes it does and that's great for banked people in America, but the other 7.5 billion people need a solution too!

2026-03-06 03:49:11 CET

I just annihilated 173 Nostr zombies from orbit using the NUCLEAR OPTION in #PlebsVsZombies! ☢️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️
💀 MAXIMUM CARNAGE ACHIEVED! 💀
My Zombie Score™ was 12%! What's yours?
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Follow @npub1pvz…sd4h and join the hunt at: 🏹
https://plebsvszombies.cc

2026-03-06 03:37:36 CET

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I understand people will get introduced to nwc for the first time, I hope they will try one of the recommended wallets 🙏 the experience of zaps is 100x better than using wallet of satoshi

2026-03-06 03:07:18 CET

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I tried it wasn't working for me lol nostr is sad sometimes, can you just email me then? [email protected]

2026-03-06 02:58:29 CET

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I did write an nwc PR but it didn't get merged 🤷
no but we need to look at maybe ark or some completely new L2, it's just not user friendly enough without custodians, even custodian sign up is too much friction

2026-03-06 02:55:28 CET

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we have to give up on lightning and try something else

2026-03-06 02:41:56 CET

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I'm not getting them... :/ signal / telegram?

2026-03-06 02:21:13 CET

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pls don't sir I can already hear all the users complaining to me that they didn't backup their seeds or something lol. I like that it's super clear I have nothing to do with the wallet

2026-03-06 01:58:53 CET

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see, so simple

2026-03-06 00:59:48 CET

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sadly it's not possible on a mobile client unless it's "always on"

2026-03-06 00:53:34 CET

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I see it

2026-03-06 00:43:34 CET

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just download from zapstore and give it a spin! you can use amber

2026-03-06 00:24:54 CET

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if you want to send a private zap then just send directly to their lightning address? why go through so many hoops?

2026-03-05 23:55:45 CET

wisp users:
what's the #1 feature you think we're missing?
zapping big for good suggestions
make sure your PoW is on so I know you're a real wisp user 🤠

2026-03-05 23:47:30 CET

👀👀
https://huggingface.co/Jackrong/Qwen3.5-27B-Claude-4.6-Opus-Reasoning-Distilled-GGUF

2026-03-05 23:41:17 CET

anyone else run proxmox and your VMs constantly just hit 100% CPU and jam up? for seemingly no reason

2026-03-05 23:32:24 CET

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tried to zap you twice, think your wallet is down? 🤔

2026-03-05 23:30:06 CET

if you know what astral ninja is you're OG af

2026-03-05 23:10:48 CET

nostr is tailor made for bitcoiners
without any cope excuses:
why do you think Bitcoin Twitter users aren't here?

2026-03-05 22:46:35 CET

I would support drones strikes against Indian scam call centers tbh

2026-03-05 22:42:21 CET

#naddr1qq…l32r

2026-03-05 22:40:42 CET

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hey ur right what the hell

2026-03-05 22:38:04 CET

ngmi
#nevent1q…5ap9

2026-03-05 22:35:30 CET

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the best way to have a lot of money is to not spend it in the first place

2026-03-05 22:33:51 CET

buying a new shiny thing just gets old a few days after you get it
but having freedom over your time never gets old
saving > consuming

2026-03-05 22:17:30 CET

my favorite streamer bossmanjack is back from jail 🐸

2026-03-05 22:15:11 CET

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I watched a few aljazerra docs about Israel/gaza and then I started getting video recommendations to join isis, YouTube wilding out

2026-03-05 21:55:25 CET

thanks @nprofile…zslp and @nprofile…qy52 for the shout-out for wisp!

2026-03-05 21:35:06 CET

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you and I can. I dunno about the other 99.99% of people

2026-03-05 21:30:34 CET

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that is some actual communism

2026-03-05 21:29:16 CET

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I can't tell if you're being serious or not 💀
connect your own cln node to nwc is something maybe 0.00001% of the world understands

2026-03-05 21:21:12 CET

if you're gonna hire cleaners, hire an independent cleaner, cleaning companies that send out randoms are absolute ass to work with

2026-03-05 21:16:39 CET

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woooo

2026-03-05 12:28:06 CET

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now do 10 years

2026-03-05 10:28:32 CET

one challenge for the outbox model is when someone follows hundreds or even thousands of inactive npubs
end up opening dozens of websockets for no reason
not sure what the solution is, perhaps we need more tools for follow list hygiene

2026-03-05 10:17:21 CET

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what nip are you using for polls?

2026-03-05 10:10:19 CET

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you follow so many people (good) but for the outbox model that could get a bit out of hand lol.

2026-03-05 09:41:41 CET

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woke up at 3am 😭

2026-03-05 09:39:07 CET

urgh slept like dog shit last night, grumpy af this morning 🫠 wearing myself out doing dev, I think I need a break soon

2026-03-05 09:24:24 CET

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sorry to hear you're having these thoughts. it really does help to just bounce these thoughts off of people face to face. I also had(have) the problem of always judging my worst qualities harshly and never giving myself credit for achievements. sometimes it just takes someone to point that out to you

2026-03-05 09:18:09 CET

gm,
they say Bitcoin prevents war and defunds the state, but the Bitcoin industry was one of the biggest political contributors in 2024
they say Bitcoin can't be confiscated, but some of the biggest holders are governments that got the coins through confiscation
Don't be fooled by utopian ideas around Bitcoin, they're all bullshit narratives
What Bitcoin actually does: protects and grows your purchasing power, enables reliable peer to peer payments and acts as a check on power against central banks.

2026-03-05 07:44:43 CET

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try 0.4.1 sorry about that

2026-03-05 01:50:10 CET

1 year ago, he called everything happening now
https://youtu.be/7y_hbz6loEo?si=T00pcfwcT2-FAlcx

2026-03-05 01:23:39 CET

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https://relay.utxo.one/3de32882af1f3031e7f82c1ab94776040f8027a4a560ce367f3dc6e95d185dc6.png

2026-03-05 00:34:54 CET

I love how people will hear some wild idea on a Joe Rogan podcast then immediately think they have secret knowledge that normies don't
1) it's the most famous podcast, and;
2) no you probably shouldn't microdose meth

2026-03-05 00:30:56 CET

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Claudia wwhhhyyyy

2026-03-05 00:27:08 CET

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*cries in Canadian*

2026-03-05 00:09:35 CET

we didn't get girlfriends in the bull market but at least we have AI girlfriends in the bear

2026-03-05 00:08:23 CET

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https://relay.utxo.one/fc3b2f28346cf7043f9f75cd48976ff20d3330d42e7d15b19bc5fee13e60e931.jpg

2026-03-04 22:44:59 CET

"people often asking me why blah blah..."
shut up bitch nobody asks you anything

2026-03-04 22:37:37 CET

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are you crazy? they actually have wmdeez

2026-03-04 22:32:41 CET

we must invade because wmdeez, a classic

2026-03-04 22:16:06 CET

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https://relay.utxo.one/6c773912836fad2c37d96dcb94eacbb87c2a72594a3e0e28260e1e7788d87582.gif

2026-03-04 22:00:43 CET

the absolute worst slop passing as content these days has to be this format:
https://relay.utxo.one/4394ba908ece1f70de1f7cc15ea9c2ce3c356c3070c004ef8af984b1e9702e4e.png

2026-03-04 21:51:33 CET

I was so confused when running my relay why suddenly I would get tons of stupid requests from a particular IP
then I built my first client and immediately understood
sorry to all relay operators I abused while building my spaghetti app

2026-03-04 21:48:20 CET

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I should really add client tags

2026-03-04 21:45:32 CET

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99/100 Facebook moms fall for this one simple trick

2026-03-04 21:44:30 CET

when your laptop's just sitting there untouched then suddenly the fans start going off
https://relay.utxo.one/0ac6f229168e03ba10ca88ca966324d9a3cdb8160a69d6b986a4610fb92d9804.gif

2026-03-04 21:41:42 CET

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I just released a new version an hour ago, would really appreciate of you can try and let me know if it's fixed

2026-03-04 21:27:07 CET

the sketchy part about pasting nsecs isn't really the app, it's the handling of key material
like if you forget it's in your clipboard and paste it somewhere, or some other app is reading clipboards and so on

2026-03-04 21:19:30 CET

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I have fixed the climate

2026-03-04 21:11:42 CET

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perhaps one day, haven't looked into it, I am a notification disrespector

2026-03-04 20:48:39 CET

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sadly never, sorry fren 😒

2026-03-04 20:47:33 CET

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soon tm

2026-03-04 20:39:34 CET

wisp v0.4.0 - MOAR STABILITY AND SPEED
I'll spare you the tech speak, but we made minor changes:
- no longer computes social graph in the background. you have to ask for it now.
- if you followed thousands of people, wisp was slow. Fixed now
- now shipping only the arm64 APK, which is faster and half the size
- ability to dm me crash reports if that ever happens
Available on @nprofile…tdq0 and on GitHub
https://github.com/barrydeen/wisp/releases/tag/v0.4.0-beta

2026-03-04 20:10:05 CET

did you know that every single person in this thread is wrong?
the correct answer is StarCraft
#nevent1q…au7x

2026-03-04 18:54:47 CET

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yes that's not acceptable, I think I notice a pattern that when user has high follows it derps out a bit, working on a patch

2026-03-04 18:22:43 CET

found some very juicy bugs 🐛 squish squish squish 🧑‍💻🤠

2026-03-04 18:00:13 CET

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you were right the first time

2026-03-04 17:38:36 CET

if I was a porn star my stage name would be:
Lance Hardcode

2026-03-04 16:33:57 CET

I literally just noticed after 4 years on nostr my name should be the webmastr

2026-03-04 16:20:46 CET

espresso or bust
don't drip that rotten bean juice water around me
https://relay.utxo.one/91970b12ef803d3c9c54fdadcc19052cb8a3756bb101b030e2af6a6895125247.gif

2026-03-04 16:17:36 CET

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yes

2026-03-04 16:14:37 CET

my dream is to wake up one day and not find any bugs in my software

2026-03-04 16:02:22 CET

cypherpunks prompt Claude
doesn't have the same ring to it

2026-03-04 15:51:12 CET

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I'm also not done stacking but I'm in northern Canada not wall st