I'm #antifa. Not heterosexual. He/him. I am not nice. Libs & centrists: I radicalize you. Conservatives: Fuck you. No, really. #farmer, #poet, #HandyMan #Actor & #stuntman in Portland, OR. Here to help with #HomeRepair, #YardWork, #Acting, #Stunts, #CreativeWriting, #Editing, or lifting things.
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Last Notes npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Why come we still say "sleep with" someone when we mean sexin' npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Do people actually think about the words they say when they say them?* I mean —starting from the bottom— do people think about whether the WORD they are using makes actual sense in the sentence in which they're using it? When people use a phrase, do they think about the phrase MAKING SENSE based on the words from which it is constructed? If not, why not? Why wouldn't a person think about the very atoms of communicative thought before deploying them all ooodly-badoodly npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Reaction videos on YouTube are pretty toxic. Here's the thing: reacting to events is all well and good, but if you don't provide context and make an effort to educate about why you reacted the way you did, you're just doing monkey biz. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Stop doing these. "All of the sudden" "Taken for granite" "Cut off your nose despise your face" "Doggy-dog world" "Irregardless" "Nip it in the butt" "Deep-seeded" "Escape goat" "Reek havoc" "For all intensive purposes" "I could care less" "Set and stoned" npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist . . . Tell us something only your clone would know npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist fuck 'em npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist what if the libs stayed after dark npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Everybody welcome Skibidi to the world! I had to assist this difficult birth, because the lamb was not in "dive" position coming out. Fortunately, Didi (the mother) and I are very good friends and she put up with my rather invasive hands for the process. We did it! https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/280/725/895/703/255/original/e4cb1425d434b1f9.mp4 npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist huge ups to the man in the orange just rolling up on Shane's gun. Arms big, hands up and empty. Shane is a such a goddamned coward npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist and yet here he is, unmolested by law enforcement. I once got 12 years worth of charges for a scuffle and no guns were even involved. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist This is so fucking stupid. It's "RUNNED" https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/213/228/422/677/625/original/a2820d3655b105a1.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist OOPS we also can't trust Protonmail https://www.404media.co/proton-mail-helped-fbi-unmask-anonymous-stop-cop-city-protestor/ npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Leave it to the "most transparent" Administration to disable comments on the state of the union address npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Teaching fellow queers to fight (physically) has never felt more important npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist don't be obtuse. Say what you mean, in your own words, please. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist So. Tired. Of. American. Conservatives. Because they're nazis. The hardest lesson, for me, about modern nazis is that many of them are so fucking illiterate (media and otherwise) that they straight-up don't know they're nazis. What do you humanely do with an incredibly dangerous, sentient dumbass who wants to kill you for the shallowest of reasons that they can't even explain WHEN YOU ASK THEM IN SUB-4TH-GRADE LEVEL TERMS? What do we do? npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Oh my gods. She ate a banana to protest lip-syncing. Seems weirdly prescient https://youtu.be/tNlwimUxUME npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist well. People should make statements npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Just a heads up for Portland, Oregon: there's an airspace restriction for 1000 feet vertical, and 3000 feet horizontal from the ICE facility. So if you know someone who wants to fly their drone, tell them to rip out the telemetry hardware, or have fun getting stuffed into a van. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Palate cleansing after watching Pam Bondi's testimony. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/064/923/155/838/548/original/0083eed4651f62a6.mp4 npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist seems silly npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist excellent camerawork npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/996/789/498/058/236/original/baaad3c88abfb2b3.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist So. . . Did Biden put shit in Trump's pants at that press conference, or was it A Clinton. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist LOL get wrecked Nazis. I was there today. These three jokers are so fucking incompetent. During deliberation, Chelly Bouferrache literally ran away from me because I sat in a chair near her. Then she went over to those three and they had a conversation about "how white" Ponte actually is. "I'm off-white" he replied. "What?" asked Willis. "Seems like you're kinda brown" said Chelly. "I'm not brown," protested Ponte. "I'm Spanish." "Can I take a picture of your hand?" Asked Chelly. "Uhhhh, ok?" Said Ponte, forgetting that Chelly reports directly for fascist journalist and fabulist Andy Ngô. These racists confuse even themselves, ISTG npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Replacing Bovino with Homan is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist What did I fuckin' tell you? Quoting an unnamed ex-White House official saying Oregon was next in line: "The reality is, you can’t stop what you’re doing. This is the whole point of ICE existing in these cities, and Minnesota is not going to be the last state that ICE goes to. Oregon was next. We were not done. We need to keep going." Y'all, we probably still are next in line. Get ready. https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2026/01/oregon-was-next-trumps-targeted-state-after-minnesota-media-report.html npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Well well well. I think that's Eric Oelkers who shot those cops in PDX last week. I do love nazi-on-cop violence. https://www.kptv.com/2026/01/26/suspect-shooting-2-portland-police-officers-arrested-after-standoff/ npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist inshallah npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist I remember this shitty little twerp, and that incident. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Alex Pretti's last words were "are you ok?" to the woman he was trying to help off the ground after she was maced and shoved down into the ice. He died trying to protect someone. Renee Good's last words were "I'm not mad at you, dude." She died trying to protect her neighbors. They died keeping people safe, without so much as raising a hand in violence. They are American heroes. What does that make of the men who killed them? npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist big love, Cousin npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist WHO WANTS A GENTLY USED TESLER SIBER TRUWK DON'T LET IT FOO YA https://youtu.be/RSFbWObcT4A npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist ICE agents better be terrified. They're gonna have to answer one day. It's *so* much easier to discover people today than it was in 1940. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist ICE LEAK ICE LEAK ICE LEAK https://www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-data-leak/ npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Scott Adams died. He will be deeply . . . Buried. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist well, my first guess is one of them dies npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist In Minneapolis today, ICE shot a legal observer in the face as she was trying to leave the area. It's happening, cousins. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist oooh, Pohlhaus! I wanna piece of that guy npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist WHAT. HAVE. I. BEEN. SAYING. ALL. THIS. TIME. ABOUT. BLUSESKY. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Fuck these cameras https://youtu.be/vU1-uiUlHTo npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist "Then came the chaos. Within days, Claudius had given away nearly all its inventory for free—including a PlayStation 5 it had been talked into buying for 'marketing purposes.' It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear. Profits collapsed. Newsroom morale soared." Absolute gold. https://archive.is/hEF7I#selection-5117.485-5117.643 npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist YES! npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Holeeeee shit npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist back when I was a stripper, I got scratched by some nameless drunk lady ok my forearm as she grabbed at me. It was barely a little scrape. Healed in 10 days. Here's the scar, 17 years later. Did I need a splint? Shit, I didn't even put a band-aid on it. Who cares what that cop said. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/737/115/359/948/890/original/1e11a29b6570403a.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist officer Insley pictured here https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/737/030/734/604/298/original/d90a6019dcf27706.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Stop asking gods for help. They ain't there. Definitely stop asking gods for help while you ask people for help. It's performative. Everyone deserves help. *Real* help. In the real world. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Hey, anybody got leads on this Portland loser? Let's out his ass https://youtube.com/shorts/Ejl-iXRTQ98 npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/669/595/956/126/939/original/ff539a0b79817b83.mp4 npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Hey, teachers: you ain't professionals no more. Architects: you, too. Oh, also, sorry, nurses. https://mymodernmet.com/professional-degrees-loans-archictecture-education/ npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Marjorie Taylor Greene's net worth when she joined Congress in January, 2021: $700,000.00 USD Marjorie Taylor Greene's net worth now, as she disgracefully exits Congress : over $25,000,000.00. A stunningly huge 35 times the wealth that stupid bitch-ass fascist had when she got elected. 4 years, y'all. Any idea how she got so rich, or why she's leaving Congress now that Trump's dementia is so bad? Weird npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist and here I ASKED to be called "Beta" npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Barn Cat says "I AM ON DUTY, HUMAN, PLEASE MOVE ALONG." https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/567/354/427/064/663/original/df2eefa53362a595.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist I use Tusky and it's pretty reliable npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Democrats are capitulating to nazis while I'm waking up early to do my own goddamned dental cleaning https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/527/612/208/808/359/original/ba67be606de76b9f.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist REPUBLICANS: "WE LIED BUT YOU BELIEVED IT! SUCK IT, LITERALLY EVERYONE BUT ME" *punches Democrats in the arm* DEMOCRATS: "Ow! How uncouth, you rapscallions! Yet, forsooth, for here in this strongly-worded, taxpayer-funded letter, we have honorably outlined ways in which the rules can be further broken to cut us down, because we know you have honor and would never do that, despite the overwhelming historical evidence that you in fact, will do exactly that" REPUBLICANS: "TWO FOR FLINCHING, FAGS" *punches Democrats in both arms* DEMOCRATS: "Ye blackguards! Mine arms are noodly and useless! How will I abuse automailers to beg for money from the peasants with which to craft another strongly-worded letter to the peasants?" REPUBLICANS: *grabs Democrats arms* "stop hitting yourself hahaha" ADDENDUM: DEMOCRATS: "UNTO ME, PEASANTS! Mine appendages are flaccid from the thrashing of my esteemed colleagues, whom I both deeply respect and also share a sort of financial lover's pox from our mutual evil bedfellows! Please, filthy poors, unite behind mine inchoate and denigrating cause!" npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Democrats caved on the shutdown. We get nothing but 40 days of hunger. How symbolic. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist It annoys me so much how many long, hard, delusional hours I spent convincing myself that I'm a special, brilliant, handsome, gifted, modest boy, but now any fucker with an AI app can just become dissonant without even trying? Such bullshit npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist pieces of shit. Stay safe. Fuck those bigots npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Incogni and DeleteMe are services you pay for so that you can maintain privacy from companies who are literally not criminals yet invade your privacy and sell your information. Dystopic shit, am I right? npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Related: pretty sure I could beat Pete Hegseth's ass even if I was as drunk as he is npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist American politics is "my dad can beat up your dad" but the two dads are actually just fucking npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Skyler is such a little toddler npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Moon and tree https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/330/639/139/415/061/original/e5bdd8d6f977a775.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Joe Biggs is a year YOUNGER than me. And my pic here is three years older than his. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/317/594/732/826/998/original/1fd2e5d2c25e146c.jpg https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/317/598/999/730/191/original/587485979494112e.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Ross Douthat is only three years older than me. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/317/579/315/724/993/original/e2e448c2b6bc1f6b.jpg https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/317/581/015/192/785/original/7a45a1a63f3790af.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Seeing a bit of scoffing by frontline types about the naked bike ride protest event about how tactically silly and dangerous it is, but here's the thing. . . Not everyone is a warrior or warrior-adjacent. We need to have the space to fight in the way we can. Every warrior knows that being *completely* sidelined will drive you crazy when you know we need to unite in resistance. It's risky as fuck, and may seem tactically unsound to frontline bruisers (like me) but we all want to unite in resistance, and that means risk. Let our people fight as they can. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist To the ICE agents who may be reading this: I know you guys get a lot of hate, but deep down, in my heart of hearts, I know that it's isn't nearly enough npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Y'all, this is NOT CONFIRMED, it's a rumor, but I'm hearing fascist insurrectionist Proud Boy Enrique Tarrio is in Portland. Again, this is not confirmed as far as I know, but if you're out there at any actions, watch out for him and his goons. And for fuck's sake, mask up. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist ICE agents failing to catch a random brown guy who was picking up cans off the street. NO CLEANING UP OUR STREETS! HOW DARE https://youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Our surviving barn cat. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/271/424/855/258/476/original/50dbd7205f7c0ec5.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Whoopsie-doodle https://san.com/cc/app-for-outing-charlie-kirks-critics-leaked-its-users-personal-data/ npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist You know if you watch that recording of the Trump/Biden debate, you can clearly hear that, when Trump said "Proud Boys: stand back and stand by" it's clear that the word "back" is an aborted version of "by" and then he just went "fuck it" and said "AND stand by" npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist just be aware: Trump is threatening to invade PDX right now, and it's likely to be even worse than it was in 2020, so just be careful how you move through this space while we're under fire. Shit is getting worse. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Pretty incredible bullshit from Brian Tyler Cohen re: Taylor Lorenz's reporting on Wired about the dark money coming from Chorus. He said, and I quote: "literally nothing in the article is true." Interesting, Brian. Then where are the lawsuits? Wired is an established and reputable media platform. Lorenz has also earned her stripes. If you REALLY believed this was all false, you'd be suing. Plus, you claim to be running a "nonprofit for building leftist influencers" but yo, why haven't you spoken to like, Francesca Fiorentini, or to other leftist influencers who won't toe the party line of the DNC? Also: FUCK David Pakman. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Former Maga bastard who said he would "slaughter antifa," Shane Kohfield, has died. Sad. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist ok, so you're saying you're going to fight back...? npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist well, that was a weird paragraph and I didn't like it. You compare a human social atmosphere to nature itself —as if that makes sense. Yo: as a depressive type myself, look here... stop justifying externalities to lessen your load. The crazy assholes are ALSO predators. They're here. It is happening. I apologize if that upsets you, but no one is blaming you. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist So like. . . Christians believe the Noah's Ark story. So Christians think it's ok to DEEPLY inbreed every species, including humans. So Christians are cool with fucking their kids. So Christians are cool with fucking kids... . . . Ohhhhh I see now why the death cult is also the child fucking cult npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist the fuck is your problem? It seems to me like you are presupposing quite a LOT about what tactics I am pushing here —which aren't specifically any. The reasons I won't recommend any specific actions are manifold, but rest assured, my obtuseness here is about safety and faith in my fellows to make their own choices. So chill. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist The brownshirts are relying on your civility and your desperation. The question is going to be: if heavily armed strangers —who refuse to identify not only themselves but even their agencies— arrive in your neighborhood and assault people while kidnapping them and meanwhile endangering not only themselves but others? AND, AGAIN, ALL WHILE REFUSING TO IDENTIFY THEMSELVES ***OR EVEN THEIR AGENCIES*** Will you, as a neighbor, a human, stand by and watch this DEFINITELY illegal, probably fascist, potentially murderous abduction take place without intervening? The stakes are high. They have ensured that to be true, because they have the bigger gang with the better guns. Predators don't pick risky fights, because it's easier to go hungry for an afternoon than to risk a lunch that might stand a chance to kill you for violating its rights, and, if you know herd mentality, generally speaking, we members of the herd would rather let the killers eat a stranger from the outskirts than risk a maiming, killing, or imprisonment —especially not just to make a statement on our own behalf that many of us would not only refuse to appreciate but would in fact, decry. For the sheer love of the taste of the fresh-polished boot. Ah, the boot. What an aroma! Smooth or suede, you can't argue with the taste, texture, or whiff of that uniform boot. "I know this boot!" you think, like prey to the anglerfish. "The light shines on its surface and I am drawn to the structure." The anglerfish may not eat you TODAY, but you are its prey and always will be. The difference between us and the fish is that up here, we are ALL fish. Fish with hands and voices. We form our own schools. We can stand up, we can unify, we can resist. They play a dangerous game by going dark while they abduct us, because we have always been anonymous. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Regarding the fascist takeover of DC and why the Big Balls Beatdown is a modern Reichstag, if not an outright setup. 1) Trump has special powers in DC that he doesn't have anywhere else, because DC is not a state. This is why DC makes a fecund testing ground for intranational military occupation. 2) Trump is cracking down on this town after some non-white kids allegedly beat up a young neo-nazi who just lost his job at DOGE. 41% of all adults in DC are black, (compare this to about 13% of the general US population), 51% of all the children in DC are black. 87% of the known homeless in DC are black. Trump and Miller are absolutely targeting vulnerable black Americans —particularly children, just by the numbers— out of legal convenience, because we are in the Legal Phase of fascism. 3) Trump is citing weird data from 2023 to support this action, all while saying unhinged shit about DC, much of which is readily fact-checkable. Also he's invading a piece of America over one dumbfuck kid who his Admin fired earlier. 4) As reported, the whole Big Balls story stinks of politically convenient mendacity. Don't get me wrong: I don’t think he *didn't* get his shit rocked. But I have also been in enough pretty bloody streetfights and bounced enough drunk, violent assholes to know what a person looks like when they're posing for sympathy. That little shit is fucking fine. He got a bloody nose, a little bruising, and pee in his pants, but then he smeared that nose blood all over himself, randomly, and sat pretending to be in a daze for a press photo. Look at the picture. Really look at it. The first thing is: why is there SPATTER and clearly-defined finger-smearing all around his body WITH HIS SHIRT OFF? Did he take it off before the fight? Doubtful in a carjacking scenario. This suggests that he took it off after the skrum and smeared his meager nosebleed all over to appear more wounded than he really is. Do you see any abrasions on his skin, such as would be consistent with a defensive tumble of any kind? Look around the elbows for rug rashes or new bruises, even a lump, from blocking blows to the head. Nothing. Just splattered blood. Yo: people don't bleed like this. They just don't. Look at his forearms, around the hips, on the shoulders. No abrasions, no swelling, no hint of a bruise from a deflected punch or a burn around the collarbone from someone twisting a shirt. Just nothing. This is DC's concrete milkshake. Yeah, I think he got his ass kicked. But I think he got off LIGHT. He's milking it, and so is the Trump Administration. And of course, let's not forget: Trump wants you to forget about the Epstein business. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/019/600/029/254/679/original/a3ca60bc644cd9e8.webp npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist The Trump admin is so predictably frail about things like the South Park episode, which even mainstream news outlets are calling "scathing" Yo, that is NOT scathing or even very smart comedic commentary. But it's like, RIGHT there. When you hang fruit that low, it's gonna get picked. The Trump Admin is so cartoonishly evil, so comically inept, and so, so, SO emotionally Temu, it's like using deep Horse Stance in a real fight. Just *baring* that crotch for anyone who wants to punt it. You can't really blame even the rich dicks behind South Park for taking advantage of such a ripe and willing target. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Ok look, new archers... don't dry-fire bows. You can give your recurve a *short* twang to settle your string, but DO NOT full-draw dry-fire your bow. Bows are designed to transfer energy into an arrow. If there is no arrow for the kinetic energy to take, it rebounds through the bow and your hands and arms, but mostly through the bow.. This can make the bow snap, unseat the string, etc. Also, I know this is dorky, but wear safety glasses/goggles like you would at a firing range. A snapped string can lash your eye just as badly as a bullet fragment. Be smart. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist I ain't no stinkin' ICE agent, how dare u https://youtube.com/shorts/wCgZdScBydA npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist So the other day I told Dad he can disable Google AI results on a per-search basis by adding -ai at the end of his queries. This morning, he says "I asked Google 'how do I disable ai results on google -ai' and it gave me zero results, wtf is that?" "Have you ever told your kids 'because I'm your father' as an answer to an inconvenient question?" I asked. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Also, I sell chickens and muscovy ducks as well as their eggs, around the Portland, OR area. They are TRULY free ranging and have a varied, antibiotic-free diet on organic land. Our muscovy ducks are $25 each. Our chicken and duck eggs are 8$/dozen. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Fellow gamers: The martial art Pak Mei (from the VERY good video game, Sifu) is just not for real-world fighting. It just isn't, yo. As fellow martial artist and Youtuber Rantoni said: parts of Pak Mei are probably useful as *supplementary* techniques for pressure-tested arts such as some MMA, boxing, kickboxing, Muay Thai, etc, but like. . . Pak Mei is mostly floral. Also: when punching, please use a FIST. Not a leopard fist, not a "crane's beak" — just a fist. Keep your fist tight or you'll hurt yourself. When palm striking, use the medial third of the palm, with a focus on your pisiform bone as the striking surface. When elbow- or knee-striking: use your elbows and knees. Don't be weird. Use the right tools. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea: famed deceiver of children, steroid abuser, abusive parent/husband, fascist, capitalist idiot, has died. He will be. . . Buried npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist “I’ve always thought Dave was cool, but work/life balance stuff is hard, so we barely hung out. However, in 2025, starting randomly around January 20th or so, I just really wanted to make sure I was being intentional with my time,” said casual friend and registered Democrat Haley Abebe. “Dave has always liked guns, so if I’m gonna be a good friend, I should care about his interests. And if in the process of holding space for Dave and his hobbies, I learn firearm safety, target acquisition, small unit tactics, room-clearing, team movement, small demolitions, vehicle sabotage, counter-custody, and the basics of urban guerrilla warfare, that’s just the cost of having a healthy friendship.” https://thehardtimes.net/culture/leftist-who-actually-knows-stuff-about-guns-suddenly-real-popular-in-friend-group/ #parody npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Hate to say I told you so, but Bluesky took a noticeable turn for the worse, at least for most antifascists I know, maybe 2 months ago. They say they *were* getting lots of news and interesting takes until some kinda change to Bluesky went into effect. Not so great now, apparently, and a lot of them are saying they have no alternative. . . https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/908/922/406/096/866/original/a688f420be105b03.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist They're moving to erase us, cousins. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna220342 npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist My first (documented) job was in a ward for disabled folks, back when I was 18 years old. One of the clients there was lifelong blind, as well as schizophrenic. During her lucid times, we had absolutely amazing times together. Her name was Pearl, she was 73 years old, and she could read with her fingers faster than I could with my eyes. Pearl suffered from anxiety spells, on top of her schizophrenia, so at first, she sometimes asked me to read to her so she could sleep. Eventually, SHE would be reading to ME. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist One problem with being both a gig-working contractor and a gig-working massage therapist is that every time I get a therapy gig, I have to like, carve my hands out of the hooves they've become from the labor. AND DOES ANYONE PAY ME TO DO THAT? NOOOOOoooo. Nobody wants hoof massage anymore npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Ok, firstly: 😆 Secondly: RIP Aaron. You deserved better. https://youtu.be/Esl_wOQDUeE npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist New policy: anyone wearing Alligator Alcatraz merchandise gets hoofed in the Joy Department. Also they have to give me all the cash in their wallets npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist historically, the people relent npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist yeah, this is basically what I'm talking about npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist ICE is in the "fuck around" phase right now. All these protests, all these videos of neighborhoods chasing them off, screaming "SHAME", the fact that ICE is now a gang of anonymized kidnappers BY POLICY. . . All of these ingredients are stewing in the big pot of cultural tolerance. The fascists don't seem to appreciate how polite the public has been so far. Recently, outside Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, some freak honeypotted firefighters for reasons that don't matter so that he could shoot them. Now, I'm going out on a limb here a little bit, but. . . Firefighters are probably smarter than ICE, and this is the most armed nation on Earth. When a federal institution of unaccounted, masked gangsters steal enough folk's pregnant wives, or their beloved abuelas, OR THEIR ACTUAL CHILDREN and disappear them, someone is gonna decide it's worth it to go out blasting. The feds are on thin ice. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood the ShiteGeist Supervillain https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/807/966/730/212/745/original/9091f1e62861b488.jpg