johnheaton
John Heaton

https://www.flannelandflashlight.com/childrens-princess-the-cat

Author of the Princess the Cat series. She's a snooty cat perfect for grades 3-6 or cat lovers of any age. #cats #books

Get free ebook of the first trilogy here (no email required):
https://dl.bookfunnel.com/wb8lqtgj7v

Order autographed copies: https://shopstr.store/listing/fde6f5921b24f4b6a0f14eb54e1ec0124643d4aa6d5a9169dbd60d606b394178

Website I honestly never really go to:

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nostr.wine

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relay.damus.io

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2025-07-22 06:20:52 CEST

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Inflation reduction act 🤔

2025-07-16 21:38:33 CEST

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= number of regular nostr users

2025-07-11 13:02:22 CEST

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And you stared at the cat for a good ten minutes, probably doing neither!

2025-06-21 17:56:03 CEST

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I’m trying to get to zero

2025-06-21 17:53:21 CEST

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Roll those losses into sharplink and double down

2025-06-21 00:23:46 CEST

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They work so hard

2025-06-20 18:08:31 CEST

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Lots of long walks have many benefits

2025-06-20 03:38:38 CEST

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Whaddat!!??

2025-06-19 23:38:31 CEST

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How’s that better than holding btc in cold storage and using usd to buy amazon gift cards on fold??

2025-06-17 21:18:23 CEST

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Eat in 7-14 days

2025-06-17 02:15:10 CEST

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It’s an equal opportunity demonitizer

2025-06-13 19:18:29 CEST

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•phew• don’t have any of that in my portfolio

2025-06-13 19:01:55 CEST

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I guess you could say You can steak your health on it.

2025-06-12 03:18:18 CEST

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Anybody else wait for the 1 hr announcement to make the math easier?

2025-06-12 02:05:58 CEST

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That a dog under the boulder?

2025-06-11 22:09:03 CEST

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Wondering if it passed because they liked the name.

2025-06-11 02:50:16 CEST

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Now we need a list of things generally regarded as great - but I don’t get it.
Here’s mine: Pink Floyd

2025-06-11 02:48:30 CEST

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Never heard of it. Now I’m torn over wondering if I can safely ignore it.

2025-06-09 22:50:32 CEST

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For those with both, isn’t #catstr usually in charge??

2025-06-09 21:12:07 CEST

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Cats are generally more intelligent than humans!

2025-06-06 13:15:33 CEST

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It’s inevitable

2025-05-20 22:10:24 CEST

Ask Princess the Cat.
Question: Have you been considered for any movie roles?
Answer: Well, there were rumors of yet another Garfield reboot, and some people thought I should play Nermal because of my coloring. However, I’m not going to pretend to be a male cat, and although it would be a fantastic acting challenge, I can’t be sickeningly cute for that long.
Additionally, my agent always puts in a word for me whenever a villain needs a cat to sit on their lap, but they always pick a big, white, fluffy cat.
I’ve also applied to be in a remake of the 1980s cartoon, Thundercats, because I think I fit perfectly in the “cat superhero” genre, but Hollywood has thus far disagreed. So, as of yet, you don’t have an opportunity to see me on the silver screen. Additionally, I refuse to do cat food commercials.
https://youtu.be/HcGNqrAtsgg
#catstr #cats #bookstr #books #ptc #princessthecat

2025-05-09 21:30:41 CEST

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https://m.primal.net/QsXM.jpg

2025-05-08 19:37:22 CEST

Ask Princess the Cat.
Question: My cat repeatedly gets stuck on the roof and meows incessantly, requesting my help. What should I do?
Answer: I am so glad you asked, and it reveals why you need to read the Princess the Cat Insider. Let me tell you a secret from the cat’s perspective: the cat who has anointed you as the human to live in their house is never really stuck on the roof. The cat is acting like they are stuck, and they do an excellent job of selling it. The cat accomplishes a few things by making you think they are stuck on the roof.
First, it’s a passive-aggressive way of demonstrating that you are doing other things wrong (see my previous articles about cats and passive-aggressiveness). It is most likely a test of your devotion to the cat. Secondly, it points out to you that you aren’t so nimble. It is only with great difficulty and assistance from a ladder that you can get up on the roof. It’s a subtle way of showing the cat’s superiority. So what you need to do is continue to retrieve the cat from the roof, but look for other areas where you are falling short as a human.
#catstr #cats #bookstr #books #ptc #princessthecat

2025-03-19 22:47:34 CET

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It’s not easy to say. If you’re not sure it’s the right name, change it while you can.

2025-03-11 21:24:13 CET

Anybody else buy at market in hopes the price will obviously go down and hit lower target buys??

2025-03-09 03:27:14 CET

Spotted on a walk. That house doesn’t belong to that cat…just chillin
#caturday #cats #catstr
https://m.primal.net/PZEv.jpg

2025-02-17 01:14:18 CET

Anybody else amazed at how few people have their wallets set up to accept zaps?? #asknostr

2025-02-06 21:46:16 CET

#cats #catstr #bullish
https://m.primal.net/OTgJ.jpg

2025-02-06 01:26:19 CET

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I noticed that too. If only we could all be so impaired.

2025-02-05 21:38:09 CET

Princess the Cat ran for president in the US back in 2020. (Spoiler: she didn't win.)
Never thought she had a realistic shot at winning, but she's a delusionally self-important cat, so she's convinced she still has 9 terms remaining.
This was one of her best campaign ads.
#cats #catstr
https://youtu.be/l7EM0unHdZ4

2025-02-01 00:59:47 CET

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2025-01-31 23:26:38 CET

Proud of this milestone-
Recently reached 100 reviews on Amazon for my first trilogy!
Ebook is free in my profile.
Autographed paperbacks coming soon to #shopstr.
Audiobook available everywhere but coming soon as a playlist on #fountain.
#cats #catstr #books #bookstr #books #audiobooks
https://m.primal.net/OKSz.jpg

2025-01-31 02:34:53 CET

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Ability to sleep at will, “bank” the sleep, and then cash it in later

2025-01-28 21:07:27 CET

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I now realize I’m looking for a marketplace people come looking for audiobooks.

2025-01-28 20:38:14 CET

#asknostr
What’s the best way to make my audiobooks available?
1. Wavlake
2. Fountain
3. Other

2025-01-28 14:35:29 CET

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Put a little effort into your profile.

2025-01-24 23:30:45 CET

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#audiobooks #cats #catstr

2025-01-23 20:53:04 CET

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Calculating how long until my kids are out of the crosshairs

2025-01-22 20:50:24 CET

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in America we were the first generation in a while that wasn't drafted. hopefully many more.

2025-01-18 18:08:10 CET

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Way more impressive than those with zero Twitter followers

2025-01-18 17:43:09 CET

https://m.primal.net/Nmgp.jpg

2025-01-17 17:19:19 CET

Available everywhere for audiobooks, but you can also listen to Princess the Cat's first adventure on the youtubes.
https://youtu.be/JgDjIjgXYoU?list=PLUoJwNHM5Xyx7svK_eCPSMJixGX4fxpB5