corndalorian

The best thing about haters is that they’re like free advertising for your content. Every backhanded reply, every snarky insulting quote post, simply serves to spread your content to their own followers. 😂

2026-05-18 01:52:44 CEST

The perfect impulse purchase does not exi…
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2026-05-18 01:39:46 CEST

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https://media.tenor.com/WLkDYsVPCGMAAAAC/napoleon-dynamite-uncle-rico.gif

2026-05-18 01:28:45 CEST

Wen memezaps? You press zap but instead of bitcoin it just sends you a meme

2026-05-18 00:04:46 CEST

@nprofile…zvsy wen cashzaps from Cashapp?

2026-05-17 20:03:29 CEST

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2026-05-17 20:03:12 CEST

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2026-05-17 19:46:45 CEST

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2026-05-17 17:51:00 CEST

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2026-05-17 17:42:34 CEST

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On Nostr we build in real time, even memes 😅 This chart makes more sense 🤦‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/b6ebee90922ddd3c995cab7609e2cbad9ad4eb536c847b6b9bcf63dbaee422ed.jpg
#nevent1q…ctau

2026-05-17 17:33:07 CEST

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Honestly this chart makes no sense. Just like on chain zaps. 🤣

2026-05-17 17:31:21 CEST

On chain zaps don’t bother me. Not because they’re not pointless, because they are. And not because the concerns about them aren’t worth considering, because they are. But because of this 😂👇
https://blossom.primal.net/c787f3e31257748ef32e4345a9f2d2e0e22ac835fec7146dbcf2987c3f91f7c4.jpg

2026-05-17 15:50:24 CEST

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Not sure how it works, if the zap receipt shows right away in your client or if it waits til the on chain transaction confirms. Seems hilarious to me tho 😂

2026-05-17 14:49:56 CEST

Wanna know how to give yourself the best chance of succeeding at anything? Keep your plans to yourself. Just execute. Don’t tell your friends. Don’t tell your family. Don’t tell your colleagues. Unless someone is directly involved in making it happen, don’t tell them anything. Just execute. Execute. Execute. You know what you’re capable of. Let your results speak for themselves when they come.

2026-05-17 14:40:55 CEST

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2026-05-17 14:11:06 CEST

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2026-05-17 13:05:04 CEST

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Unfortunately I can only serve varying amounts of dopamine and cortisol via memes. No caffeinated memes…yet.

2026-05-17 13:01:45 CEST

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Clearly I chose the wrong profession 🥲😂

2026-05-17 13:00:39 CEST

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🤣🤣

2026-05-17 06:10:11 CEST

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🤣🤣

2026-05-17 06:09:44 CEST

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🤣🤣

2026-05-17 05:53:10 CEST

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2026-05-17 04:49:36 CEST

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🙏🚀

2026-05-17 04:49:01 CEST

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Lol did you zap yourself on this? 😂

2026-05-17 04:37:55 CEST

“I WOULD NEVER SEND AN ONCHAIN ZAP, ZOMGGGGGRFGHLRGFL….”
— some fucktwat who can only afford single digit zaps anyway

2026-05-17 03:22:48 CEST

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All in a day’s work 🫡 😂
Fyi @npub1n0s…lahe I can’t see the toggle for private reply on my iPhone 16 Pro, but I do see it on my iPad. Both running the latest Nostur TestFlight

2026-05-17 02:59:03 CEST

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I see this one with “beep borp” but not one with “meep morp” 😂
https://i.nostr.build/21CxhrBJtWPWW1qj.jpg

2026-05-17 02:44:31 CEST

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I see yours that you sent just now. But I sent this one earlier.
https://i.nostr.build/Bxml0fZPKGsaRnAi.jpg

2026-05-17 02:42:47 CEST

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Not this one, but the earlier one I set to private.

2026-05-17 02:42:23 CEST

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Did it work?

2026-05-17 02:20:24 CEST

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How do I pass it on?

2026-05-17 00:54:00 CEST

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Is that the on chain equivalent of a 1 sat lightning zap? 😂

2026-05-17 00:52:44 CEST

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🤣
https://i.nostr.build/1rI8Fds3JGj90Ysh.jpg

2026-05-17 00:41:54 CEST

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Too true 😭 Problem is, I’m not hopeful that people who can’t afford more than a 2 cent zap will be able to afford sending a real UTXO 😂

2026-05-17 00:30:36 CEST

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😂😂

2026-05-17 00:16:34 CEST

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#nevent1q…xl4s

2026-05-17 00:06:37 CEST

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🥲
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2026-05-15 19:57:48 CEST

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2026-05-15 19:05:23 CEST

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🤭🤭

2026-05-15 19:04:59 CEST

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🤣🤣

2026-05-15 18:17:14 CEST

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2026-05-15 17:29:27 CEST

Artists and creators, there is only one you. Others can mimic your style, but they cannot be you. AI can produce content of high technical quality, but it cannot be you.
You are your niche. Be you.

2026-05-15 04:49:24 CEST

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The diVine users bumped us up by 4 😂

2026-05-15 04:48:22 CEST

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😂😂

2026-05-15 04:48:09 CEST

Nobody:
People desperate to make hantavirus a thing:
https://blossom.primal.net/c7a9782957034d719661ea94d2c082bde2b97da685461acf4eb5fa504ebbb71b.jpg

2026-05-15 02:23:41 CEST

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2026-05-15 02:21:30 CEST

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😂😂

2026-05-15 02:15:35 CEST

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2026-05-14 23:31:28 CEST

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🫂

2026-05-14 23:29:15 CEST

I heard someone say you don’t see the rot in the world until you’re responsible for protecting someone from it, and I think that explains a lot of the change in my life since becoming a parent.

2026-05-14 23:26:09 CEST

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😭😭

2026-05-14 22:43:49 CEST

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2026-05-14 22:27:30 CEST

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2026-05-14 21:11:49 CEST

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That’s like 10x the typical zap amount 😎
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2026-05-14 20:44:27 CEST

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💯🤣

2026-05-14 20:44:15 CEST

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😂🤝

2026-05-14 20:43:46 CEST

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The badge that never was 🥲

2026-05-14 19:52:54 CEST

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2026-05-14 19:35:23 CEST

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🤣🤣

2026-05-14 05:06:28 CEST

This is great 🔥 Normies or bust. Nostr has too many “purists” as it is.
#nevent1q…zgsg

2026-05-14 04:11:27 CEST

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Great news. Congrats! 🔥🚀

2026-05-14 03:44:52 CEST

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😂😂

2026-05-14 03:40:47 CEST

Make time for what’s important to you. No one else will.

2026-05-14 03:30:59 CEST

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2026-05-13 22:54:09 CEST

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And all they did was hand you a bottle of soda at a walk up counter 😭

2026-05-13 22:34:20 CEST

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2026-05-13 21:45:51 CEST

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That crown won’t wear itself 🥲

2026-05-13 21:33:09 CEST

RIP UK 🇬🇧
https://blossom.primal.net/208969bbf3dba90540a577963d4b35f7ae734ed27a9716c99e81108b4b63298f.mov

2026-05-13 18:30:19 CEST

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I’m genuinely baffled that clients haven’t all implemented this long ago.

2026-05-13 15:08:41 CEST

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😂😂

2026-05-13 15:07:32 CEST

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You need this because no one on Nostr compresses their videos

2026-05-13 15:06:12 CEST

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💯 it’s the law 😂

2026-05-13 15:03:23 CEST

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They get mad because their fake importance doesn’t automatically transfer over from Twitter 😂

2026-05-13 15:01:59 CEST

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2026-05-13 14:03:02 CEST

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😎🫡

2026-05-13 13:51:36 CEST

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Canada breathing a sigh of relief 🤣

2026-05-13 13:49:36 CEST

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💯😂

2026-05-13 13:48:26 CEST

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They’re trying so hard 🤣 Good to see you on here again btw 🫂

2026-05-13 13:42:36 CEST

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2026-05-13 02:49:12 CEST

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From what I’ve read it’s due to supply shortages with the rising demands for AI data centers

2026-05-12 21:52:51 CEST

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2026-05-12 21:19:08 CEST

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Lol does anyone even use that piece of shit app any more?

2026-05-12 19:50:24 CEST

“Why would you want those features on Nostr?” Because those features are a fun way to share with people but those other networks suck and force you to chase their algo. On Nostr you can just post for people. So let’s make it even more fun here with even more features.
https://blossom.primal.net/98257111e79d19025372486638b603cfbb78e103a9738aefe8ce16fa220c2408.png

2026-05-12 16:58:50 CEST

This series is incredible 😂 It’s called “Swarm” by Hal Swanson on YouTube. It follows the Mos’Kitoh race as they battle against their foe, the Giant 😂 This clip contains part 1-5.
https://blossom.primal.net/b92749eacdce0809acd1049f9c78774a088692b0e5ce20e90551c7fb4cd1a6a3.mp4

2026-05-12 15:12:58 CEST

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I use them regularly. AI isn’t giving you a full description. They can also be text-based, they can include reposts of other posts (yours or other people’s), they can include polls, links, @-mentions, etc. They are a very rich form of content.

2026-05-12 14:04:26 CEST

Me: It would be fun to have a stories feature on Nostr.
You: No it wouldn’t.
Me: Have you used them and understand what they are?
You: No.

2026-05-12 13:36:31 CEST

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Stories also exist on Snapchat and TikTok. They are a different and separate feature from Shorts/Reels. People assume they know what they’re talking about without actually using these features to learn what they are.

2026-05-12 13:06:33 CEST

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This is my takeaway from the conversations and comments I’ve seen about stories so far 😂
#nevent1q…j2wf

2026-05-12 13:03:13 CEST

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🤝🫡
https://blossom.primal.net/755e01e707c5d6e40ecd5b93fea93bfe3548efa21a16392b93a504ba49cb06b7.jpg

2026-05-12 13:00:13 CEST

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In that case I have a new feature to sell you. They’re called stories. They’re perfect for people just like you 🤣

2026-05-12 12:58:53 CEST

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Spend 10 minutes on TikTok and you’ll realize how quiet and peaceful it actually is here 😂

2026-05-12 12:53:24 CEST

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Someone as stupid as you probably would. But otherwise, no. They don’t clutter the main feed. They sit in their own feed that you can swipe through or close completely at will 😂

2026-05-12 12:49:19 CEST

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#nevent1q…g6c8

2026-05-12 12:48:58 CEST

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No, this is stupid to argue about. 😂
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