corndalorian

When someone hits you with a fat zap out of nowhere ⚡️
https://blossom.primal.net/c96d8f425c9bdc0dc3b950ac0a324deb30eb2624465e0f00b616ba091e555dfb.mp4

2026-05-22 18:52:34 UTC

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@nprofile…3muz you’re wild man 👀🫂
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2026-05-22 18:49:19 UTC

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From what I’ve read about it, I don’t see Satoshi being “displeased” but just torn about when the right timing was for more computing power to come into the equation. It was inevitable that it would happen. He wanted the network to grow, and thought that might discourage new users, but to say he was displeased is a bit too far in my reading.

2026-05-22 18:09:14 UTC

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It was expected to happen or Satoshi wouldn’t have created the difficultly adjustment

2026-05-22 18:07:57 UTC

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Satoshi designed Bitcoin with the difficulty adjustment because he knew computing power would increase. Either the assertion that he was displeased is blown out of proportion or Satoshi was overreacting about Laszlo. I presume the former.
https://blossom.primal.net/8a15093be2e48269fea03454866583c78381db62df99a5c668288d10cc7ced8e.jpg

2026-05-22 17:27:33 UTC

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2026-05-22 16:32:12 UTC

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🤣🤣 Just a general observation. It wasn’t about any particular meme

2026-05-22 13:52:53 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/a142f2244504d3dd317b8a76928a3cd03525bcdab1110feb46c60bf9a1f1458d.jpg

2026-05-22 13:13:17 UTC

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😎😂

2026-05-22 13:13:09 UTC

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😂😂

2026-05-22 13:11:42 UTC

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2026-05-22 12:15:13 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/b7cd411d9fb7d0f1e3725ea870414d6746fa2be517d4ae42c3247afabda85da7.gif

2026-05-22 12:10:15 UTC

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2026-05-22 12:05:41 UTC

🍕
https://blossom.primal.net/228d1d1ce7ab682eb2cfdf58cb9d026cf9ff9776c45fe81dd32b03f45cca89f6.jpg

2026-05-22 11:38:21 UTC

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It’s almost like I make memes 🤦‍♂️

2026-05-22 03:44:43 UTC

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🤦‍♂️
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2026-05-22 02:16:01 UTC

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Especially with the new logo
#nevent1q…tuu8

2026-05-22 01:44:04 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/b0f649bd9eae6b1904ca20126b130f2700f0ea62da084c5888de88552afd8392.gif

2026-05-22 01:16:57 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/402108eee68fdb06c3e6b8b54a0e3aa484173e731e5aeda69232ea6e8482ec0e.png

2026-05-22 01:16:11 UTC

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It’s the one, I know it

2026-05-22 01:09:16 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/287f22171a1019be1767a69e5d5aa888c7ae77e4a9961bb7e40046ca17f6b30c.jpg

2026-05-22 01:01:13 UTC

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The proverbial "you" lol

2026-05-22 00:59:10 UTC

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You should absolutely be ashamed of not zapping people more.

2026-05-21 23:59:50 UTC

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I genuinely laughed out loud making this one 🤣

2026-05-21 23:32:32 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/3664169cc3c1d218ce9041c51003230794b201c4b1b0287e637666b67ca05ba5.jpg

2026-05-21 23:17:16 UTC

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A couple years ago some devs gave @nprofile…qkn6 shit over implementing that. I’m glad he kept it 🤣

2026-05-21 19:06:55 UTC

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“The plot” of bitcoin is to remove middlemen from your electronic payments, and it still does that perfectly. Bitcoin never lost the plot; Cuban et al. never understood the plot in the first place. 🤦‍♂️
#nevent1q…4wwq

2026-05-21 18:30:12 UTC

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💯😂

2026-05-21 17:40:41 UTC

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2026-05-21 16:55:46 UTC

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😎

2026-05-21 16:30:52 UTC

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🤣🫡

2026-05-21 16:28:06 UTC

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@nprofile…kxqp 👀🫂

2026-05-21 16:26:18 UTC

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😂🫂

2026-05-21 16:24:27 UTC

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👏 Congratulations on making this bold move!
I completely support your decision — it’s clear you’ve thought this through and are positioning yourself for the next level of impact. Leaders like you who aren’t afraid to think outside the box inspire the rest of us.
Wishing you massive success. You’ve got this! 🚀
https://blossom.primal.net/bb0a031ea3dee8c7951482d6aae69f0192da47793812c3d4e525082a3f82c67b.jpg

2026-05-21 16:11:41 UTC

You can just unfollow and mute a dev who won’t shut up about on chain zaps. 😂

2026-05-21 15:17:03 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/9aba7cc4c744c7843d412b5a3a30b86b5536fb88d00f70cc9e40371531e8dcd1.gif

2026-05-21 15:01:33 UTC

New nostr logo
https://blossom.primal.net/e559223babb9486fefacce606e0b711b5a0796fac398fd5eaf8e6027f5ccc0a3.jpg

2026-05-21 14:48:44 UTC

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😂😅

2026-05-21 14:48:12 UTC

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😂😂

2026-05-21 14:28:11 UTC

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Lol 😂 no this one is a one off for now. I was referring to my post from earlier with the John Travolta beret template. Usually I’ve trickled new memes out but this time I tried blasting several in one post.

2026-05-21 13:39:17 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/2f7c0c6d9c296d66f3feecdadbe69569e28d1208ce0aeff16ff04d12cd8943a1.jpg

2026-05-21 13:28:54 UTC

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🤣🤣

2026-05-21 13:19:01 UTC

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Lol 😂 I wanted to try blasting them all out in one post vs. trickling them out over a few days.

2026-05-21 13:16:23 UTC

Nostr has collectively lost its sense of humor 😂
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2026-05-21 12:54:23 UTC

Lol I love this meme template 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/d4e99c489febf634402a44d5328b1a9533c9875342a9f3106262901603d0f437.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/cb92395bbf3a03d4105eac785947edd1cf612bfc6d103713083064c2c3edfe5f.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/02359260ca1a6461a8640232fd38a42a7c58d216592e8aeae862ac674b4ae6bd.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/1c000f5c37fdd7252d12d278dd79172482b525d2bc01a9164acee0bcd90680e8.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/4d412d277765491725a44d9aa219366fd31675223541884ae645be5b79f63aaf.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/46a27e7f96f8d6ca17a1c695f0c399d24c80a808cc5815b377712a6fb00b1529.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/3044d08938154371f7ef8e41b8ccb27d483deada8d27632f253d038722ab5c0c.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/dda12b0bc4897b4a20184d057a27510f0a09b87954ddb964f7563d338d200fab.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/24d32b2a52ccd3f66a30dff4db80a25039adbe496cccb15b0ceafe77956598d9.jpg

2026-05-21 12:08:50 UTC

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🫡

2026-05-21 12:08:08 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln-strike.gif

2026-05-21 11:55:34 UTC

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I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there 😂
#nevent1q…vgu4

2026-05-21 11:54:01 UTC

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The meme is that Damus is still sitting at the start line with no one in the driver seat

2026-05-21 11:51:42 UTC

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🤣🤣

2026-05-21 01:08:40 UTC

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I see what you did and it’s appreciated 🫂🙏 And yea, there’s a few ways people make money on the big platforms. Ad revenue sharing, subscriptions (paywalled content), brand deals, selling products/merchandise, tips/gifts (most similar to zaps). Most of these have eligibility requirements, such as having a minimum number of followers or minimum number of views/impressions, before they’re available to you. Nostr’s user base being small doesn’t lend it to some of those methods, but Nostr is great for direct connection and direct support, and I also see a handful of people selling products. Subscriptions might work here as well if clients were built with appropriate features/controls.

2026-05-20 23:37:25 UTC

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Zaps. If you see content you enjoy, zap it with a large enough amount of sats that it would get your attention if you received it. Or zap your favorite artists consistently with smaller amounts. Not directing that comment at you specifically but at Nostr as a whole. If artists/creators feel that their work is appreciated here, they will make and post more of it. Nostr doesn’t have a huge user base, so no one is going to post here in hopes of going viral or being discovered like they would on TikTok or Youtube. But Nostr has zaps, and they’re more powerful/effective than the average user here understands.

2026-05-20 20:51:35 UTC

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2026-05-20 20:39:47 UTC

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So early ™️
#nevent1q…v9qn

2026-05-20 20:30:54 UTC

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2026-05-20 13:55:41 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/102b99c33df632ab8bb244b572003512c1142d3fa5bfb1bf2e51d7f16742f679.gif

2026-05-20 13:54:05 UTC

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2026-05-20 13:29:08 UTC

We meme a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.
https://blossom.primal.net/d8640a0e15dd48e8953d9662785739de1cae87f395abc6ef0a2b4f575f5a7108.jpg

2026-05-20 12:52:10 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/23f6fbed6ca31474564bca741e013064e78cc6e4f91e1e938a08466d12f874aa.jpg

2026-05-20 12:48:36 UTC

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😂😂

2026-05-20 12:47:53 UTC

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2026-05-20 12:09:54 UTC

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“We’re having trouble with your upload. There will be a delay while a representative manually verifies your image.”
😎🤣

2026-05-20 12:04:22 UTC

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2026-05-20 02:32:03 UTC

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😂🤝

2026-05-20 02:21:09 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/72f9e1741ce64e5480777ac3e1afebeecb2dee183b746cdbfd813e7acc27bea5.gif

2026-05-20 02:17:28 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/6f252b48c80d1edcab1610e7b78af1090922a96a6d9af0d546f35bdba5bc7465.jpg

2026-05-20 01:36:03 UTC

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😂🤝

2026-05-20 01:35:45 UTC

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Not a lot of those going around these days 😂

2026-05-20 00:32:13 UTC

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Valid point

2026-05-20 00:31:09 UTC

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😂😂

2026-05-20 00:29:42 UTC

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I appreciate it 🫂 Maybe that day will come.

2026-05-20 00:00:46 UTC

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Concerned only to the extent that it doesn’t make much sense to keep using a pseudonym if people know your name. 😂

2026-05-19 23:52:30 UTC

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2026-05-19 22:29:52 UTC

Final results. My experience is in the minority it would seem
https://blossom.primal.net/eb80c6034b96b46bedd7c9c21082943f92ff8faae84906c6b1dda70170cbbf25.jpg

2026-05-19 22:06:07 UTC

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Ah the good ol’ days

2026-05-19 21:27:39 UTC

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💯😂

2026-05-19 20:48:16 UTC

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2026-05-19 20:29:45 UTC

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Nostr and beekeeping go together like peas and carrots
#nevent1q…2y82

2026-05-19 20:26:29 UTC

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😅🥲

2026-05-19 20:09:07 UTC

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2026-05-19 19:31:10 UTC

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Nostr: You’re in control

2026-05-19 15:42:20 UTC

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No question that anonymity is possible. It’s just not practical or even necessary in most cases. And probably even more difficult to achieve today than when Satoshi was active.

2026-05-19 15:32:05 UTC

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There’s nothing more dangerous to a project than a bored dev.

2026-05-19 15:28:41 UTC

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Not on the internet, bitch!
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2026-05-19 15:04:25 UTC

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Using a pseudonymous identity for the past 5+ years on Twitter and now Nostr has certainly been a mix of these two. For me it has shifted. During the first couple years it was mainly more freedom. As time goes on it has become mainly more constraining on what I can and cannot say and do. Ironic. 😂
#nevent1q…5uyw

2026-05-19 14:38:57 UTC

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2026-05-19 14:32:06 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/WVUDu1bTDFwAAAAC/walks-away-simpsons.gif

2026-05-19 13:24:40 UTC

Honestly who has time for drama manufactured by their nostr client dev of all people? 😂 Thank you @nprofile…54wh for consistently delivering a top-notch drama free user experience
https://blossom.primal.net/e341b5d06dce027875b758abbdb5237db461d974d43909b192b7e3d6e87adc63.jpg

2026-05-19 11:06:33 UTC

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🫡😂

2026-05-19 11:06:22 UTC

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True 😂

2026-05-19 04:11:41 UTC

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😂🤣