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npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5

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nprofile1qqs03ekxgdp0rczjfqrrpcn7zqtdec6lcwnpfesyxnl0f239qvege2gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqprfmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdaksrsw8vf

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2026-03-10 01:01:21 CET

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😂🫂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/Vjh8S0c73EgAAAAC/alfred-never.gif

2026-03-04 13:20:03 CET

Anybody else do this? 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/c4bec5f831f6f5d2e8feb46cf911fe1f5d538c4cecaa72332c96aad0d442b5fb.jpg

2026-02-27 13:59:31 CET

You don’t need permission.
You need to start.
You don’t need a silver bullet.
You need to iterate.
You don’t need a breakthrough.
You need consistency.

2026-02-26 17:57:13 CET

how i sleep at night while some retard on a network of 17 active users thinks i care about their opinions 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/954f06d3347a4250c14f6d861dee81cb2552519f4bfb5d0bc23756cf9be09e74.jpg

2026-02-24 00:29:05 CET

I’ve moved on to other things.

2026-02-23 21:31:43 CET

Worry less about being perfect and more about being real.

2026-02-23 21:26:55 CET

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Lolol 🤣

2026-02-23 20:55:45 CET

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I mute them.

2026-02-23 20:54:55 CET

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You get the meme material your zaps deserve.

2026-02-23 20:19:20 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/a973bf3b46e6e593af9b17e2e99c82f6e3be9e7f1a1c694bd01e68f33b950c1a.jpg

2026-02-23 20:04:23 CET

PLOT TWIST: My real intent this whole time was to make the devs hate gifs so much they never implement a way to easily post them.

2026-02-23 19:56:24 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/dc844b36d75d317c41e3e35ca12ce6ed3e601dde211b260cdf15bf1eb1f331d0.jpg

2026-02-23 18:34:48 CET

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That nostr devs would actually want nostr to succeed.

2026-02-23 17:13:02 CET

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😂😂

2026-02-23 17:10:38 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/010fe9bc5f204881e64576725de6beae723d43282c21f9c56cc6ad156b8ad52f.jpg

2026-02-23 14:27:03 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/107f58318327a5f1559f5e9ef6624e6807d9124c7b04ff561a3a288bcadb484a.jpg

2026-02-23 01:10:58 CET

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🫡

2026-02-23 01:10:49 CET

Mood
https://blossom.primal.net/917e9c2cd20fdc1043bc84cc6af1eb880d4c8e14082fe25b96125c9bdfe6d8d1.jpg

2026-02-23 00:17:41 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/c8d74681a857946e87a9f53b1d281e2e019e02991dfb480438d20f4ae32d3809.jpg

2026-02-21 16:07:46 CET

This is fine… 🔥🐶☕️🔥
https://blossom.primal.net/f688155b6417948e37559388ea52827da520348f92eaf9bf7049cf1b0cad7b7c.jpg

2026-02-20 21:28:42 CET

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🤣

2026-02-20 21:26:28 CET

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🤣🤣

2026-02-20 21:23:51 CET

“So you bought 100 Mac Minis, installed clawbots, and gave them your entire life savings to trade on Polymarket?”
“That’s right, Dave.”
https://blossom.primal.net/29147f260cf4a98bb60cc5f04adb92279611570edf9b3bdb30f3c54fa9f570dd.png

2026-02-20 21:11:00 CET

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Nothing else matters at this point until gifs

2026-02-20 21:10:35 CET

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It started getting too much spam 😂

2026-02-20 21:09:33 CET

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😂

2026-02-20 19:40:56 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/4c712a15ff8f043437d094d7b0465a63492399ce2994fa182bf722179a1087f5.jpg

2026-02-20 18:02:55 CET

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😂😂

2026-02-20 18:02:47 CET

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Can I borrow your wallet? 😂

2026-02-20 18:02:37 CET

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👀

2026-02-20 17:58:40 CET

Me trying to find more dollars to buy sats while they’re so cheap 😭
https://blossom.primal.net/f62baafe9be6a6cfbc04ae36bca8aee80584c4934301b21985052ce10f24bc52.mov

2026-02-20 16:22:38 CET

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🤣🤣

2026-02-20 16:19:06 CET

Prompt: “Primal but with a gif button”
https://blossom.primal.net/1a53f282b82f922e0a1fab6efd52e71c596498d5119533f367afe1e94145de75.jpg

2026-02-20 14:05:50 CET

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🫂🫡

2026-02-20 12:54:15 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/bee3b9b3f9bfd2aac60bbbe10181560c72fba25de257f35d322e2d4bc8b1415b.jpg

2026-02-20 12:50:09 CET

“I'd love to see GIFs rolled out.”
Same, girl. Same.
#nevent1q…ey0e

2026-02-18 14:46:18 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/99e8ab611ab28f4523f2113215f8d30e23045d7e93ede58dcef274d8d6a8f728.jpg

2026-02-18 13:43:07 CET

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“How about a free grocery store from the government, because that’s always worked out well.” 😂

2026-02-18 13:42:15 CET

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🤣🤣

2026-02-18 13:04:34 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/2f47b749a685dd25a607ebe853fdb4b769f2ce4792b41d355416c4aae05d96c0.jpg

2026-02-18 02:53:18 CET

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👇
#nevent1q…63q6

2026-02-18 02:51:06 CET

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I use Nostash for the Safari browser, and Primal’s “Remote Login” tool

2026-02-18 01:23:11 CET

🤣🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/88d58d685fd0894d1937e108132d2c6625e7597712ba9825d47845b2b1f65519.jpg

2026-02-18 00:47:03 CET

I still don’t know what “application-specific data” is but I sign it every time 😅
https://blossom.primal.net/d6480d28fb694e59506cdf69849b99d105432bf97785807422ff3f64bad93100.jpg

2026-02-17 23:18:25 CET

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Stop excusing 1-sat zappers

2026-02-17 17:28:01 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/c26fb1fd0c5c12bb424afb97b50d1cf66fc156dd962ed1a5d9c1f7f8d2188ca1.jpg

2026-02-17 17:21:53 CET

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🫡

2026-02-17 04:09:15 CET

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Some of the bots have even gotten hold of some sats, I hear. Maybe I can win them back from the bots for team human 🥳

2026-02-17 04:07:15 CET

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NgU 🔥😂
https://blossom.primal.net/d3c8a1f2af9d1a0c2c6189a2007760a91593d12aca63ba4470ddb8286c0b07a6.png

2026-02-17 04:05:59 CET

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🫡

2026-02-17 02:06:42 CET

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Lol no offense taken either way 😂 It can get annoying. I try to do it sparingly but probably overdo it sometimes. Funny enough, reposting yourself is something that’s openly encouraged by a lot of people. You have to do it. Some apps at least condense the number of reposts you see. Nostur has a setting that hides reposts if you’ve already seen it in your feed.

2026-02-17 02:03:21 CET

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Yes 🙌 Here’s the TestFlight link if you want it
https://testflight.apple.com/join/TyrRNCXA

2026-02-17 02:00:00 CET

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The little dropdown menu at the top of the feed. It’s there in the TestFlight version at least.
https://blossom.primal.net/5a4c096be2583b6eefd57cb511475609ffea143ace16ea27407fc319d6a70c41.jpg

2026-02-17 01:50:02 CET

If you haven’t seen it, the layout of the diVines feed in Nostur is so clean 🔥🔥🔥 @nprofile…v8rp is there a way to post to it from Nostur?
https://blossom.primal.net/c1fe4cf8b9bcbf8e0818f36c8d5da370bc71766f3f8b4307e3e0ae79a286804e.png

2026-02-17 01:44:43 CET

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Oh 😭 Here’s hoping someone on Android knows of something https://media.tenor.com/GmKNEjibthIAAAAC/fingers-crossed.gif

2026-02-17 01:38:38 CET

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On iOS? Check out Nostur

2026-02-17 01:22:44 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/ba2c416ddd95f9a0c9d3f7776527d29ccabb6d11206cd0fca7a8c90785b2513b.jpg

2026-02-17 01:20:53 CET

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💯🤣

2026-02-17 01:13:55 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/50f0e9902430bfb5882a3ed9002bd942eaafd552dc3bbcc590c074be426140de.jpg

2026-02-16 22:39:59 CET

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#wearethealgo 🤣

2026-02-16 22:39:34 CET

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😎🤣

2026-02-16 22:32:34 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/67f700fd109561d1b39ca4b0798ef21f898b06074e223bd70f498ae166aaed92.jpg

2026-02-16 19:32:46 CET

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💯 More risk, more reward. 🫂

2026-02-16 19:31:50 CET

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Yep, same 🫂😂

2026-02-16 16:32:41 CET

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Yes.
#nevent1q…42av

2026-02-16 16:29:14 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/4839634bb4a7645ee8472fac8fe6a5bb463b5e9621b8bfd48dca2404c3360b93.jpg

2026-02-16 16:16:26 CET

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🤣🫂

2026-02-16 16:04:11 CET

Microsoft Teams is the modern day cubicle.

2026-02-16 16:03:34 CET

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😂😂

2026-02-16 15:29:10 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/5c0df46792a51ae25669c7529ae38d0e5e837abc3558a587c47eca4a007faf80.jpg

2026-02-16 13:18:50 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/8470af217fd6c1669acf82347df0693696d90e9bb00d78998e564a6d6c8f7e41.jpg

2026-02-15 22:35:51 CET

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#justnostrthings 😂

2026-02-15 17:59:48 CET

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I don’t have Amethyst. I see it in Nostur’s article feed but not Primal’s. Here’s the Nostur screenshot
https://blossom.primal.net/39dcb1626402bf98e0af6755fcb8dd33b49a23738566af33856314fb68ea3f14.png

2026-02-15 17:47:55 CET

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Oh yea I see that. Interesting. And Primal web shows one of them while the app shows a different one the same as Nostur app. I wonder what zap.cooking is doing to display the images in a carousel like that and why the mobile clients don’t recognize it.
https://blossom.primal.net/25a5e9aad9785b7b06644cae4c135db1ba2cf2ca66d26253cd0ec6c1edcc1141.png
https://blossom.primal.net/cc0ecdf3fd0c286b51bd8bba080222932bba37388451c82be961ddf0ce56f4e7.png

2026-02-15 16:58:04 CET

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Displays great in Primal and Nostur

2026-02-15 16:31:04 CET

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😂
https://blossom.primal.net/327262927aaceba03ee3199b51cfea1a58dcf0ce1b1199ca747a4dfc05d6de51.jpg

2026-02-15 15:38:09 CET

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Here’s the first thought that came to mind 😂 I’ll work on some more 🫡
https://blossom.primal.net/34469ed07e0d676cbe27d49b3210e49571fae5692ad07f6bf5963dd23f1f57d7.jpg

2026-02-15 03:34:45 CET

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💯🔥 Wouldn’t be a leap of faith if we could see where we were going to land.

2026-02-15 02:10:49 CET

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😂🫡

2026-02-15 02:02:24 CET

🫂
https://blossom.primal.net/6bee4f46389c85bff9dcecd74235a7be365be489673f5d7486fa98d40eb8dd47.jpg

2026-02-14 18:39:26 CET

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👀👀👀

2026-02-14 14:58:32 CET

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😂🫡

2026-02-14 14:16:12 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/30a54f1c2ad549f58d028fbcbf4721c437c57d607fa7dafa51348397e211590a.jpg

2026-02-14 14:02:22 CET

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Hahahaha 🤣

2026-02-14 14:00:36 CET

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💯🫂🫡

2026-02-13 22:44:09 CET

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😭😭

2026-02-13 22:43:45 CET

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100% necessity 😁

2026-02-13 22:43:16 CET

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🤣

2026-02-13 22:43:00 CET

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😂😂

2026-02-13 22:42:50 CET

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🕺

2026-02-13 22:42:32 CET

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🤣🫡

2026-02-13 17:42:00 CET

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Good question 😂

2026-02-13 16:24:30 CET

Congrats @nprofile…4jxf . They put you in a suit though, so I fixed your shirt 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/da559fb3474c9a404fd0c05ed3f15052b2cb772ad09fc8cc723650da1aa7a6c3.jpg

2025-12-07 21:17:44 CET

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We are addicted to comfort.

2025-12-07 21:15:00 CET

Why do so many people hate change when there’s an obvious issue with their current situation? Continuing with the way things are currently (whatever the situation) means perpetuating the very issues that plague us. The only option, if we are to fix any issues, is change.

2025-11-20 14:09:00 CET

I really want to like @npub1ajl…zx3q. The concept is great, but the UX is horrible. Still can’t change balance display units from BTC to sats. And received payments just disappear completely from the transaction list for a few minutes until the liquid swap is complete. Every time it makes you worry that your received funds are missing.

2024-09-16 14:37:18 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/6b611b8a6d15f3191e10699bce0004036d8eecbe1ca30bd221fa52553db68696.jpg