Clarkian

Just a pleb trying to raise a family in a crazy world.

Get on zero (fiat) and use Fold as your bank to earn Bitcoin rewards.

https://use.foldapp.com/r/CLARKIAN

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Public Key

npub1lgyh32q0hslxp9juac9hheqnduz2enqv4ln9ed9schfrcgzeh2sslrhxcq

NIP-05 Address

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Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1lgyh32q0hslxp9juac9hheqnduz2enqv4ln9ed9schfrcgzeh2sslrhxcq

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2026-07-26 04:52:43 UTC

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I watch Howl's Moving Castle with the kids probably once a year now (and the oldest is 20). Hopefully it remains a tradition like we do with LoTR.

2026-06-12 02:23:24 UTC

Concluding thoughts on the French Revolution:
https://blossom.primal.net/33186d557447e0f171928a5cc8ec8a3bc5e76f5f6bdadafda9bab9a2e4501e8b.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/d368dc9e5ef8250142fee5552c06c45e98f954ae8f8d518a376034eb5bfe58ed.jpg

2026-06-01 12:55:38 UTC

"Every protocol is defined by what it optimizes for, and refusing out-of-scope payloads is not censorship, it is the optimization that makes the protocol what it is. A voice codec drops frames that would blow its latency budget; it is not silencing speech. TCP enforces structure to guarantee ordered delivery; that constraint is the thing that makes it useful. Constraints that serve the core function are not gatekeeping. They are identity."
https://open.substack.com/pub/blockspaceweekly/p/issue28-the-freedom-text-trap?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=b7jv3

2026-05-15 19:18:09 UTC

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Guilty

2026-04-24 13:45:49 UTC

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The beatings will continue until morale improves

2026-03-28 01:15:53 UTC

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Thank you for your service

2026-03-23 12:01:03 UTC

Tried my hand at home made pasta and beef braciole acter my wife and I learned about it from an episdoe of Everybody Loves Raymond. Pretty tasty.
Here's the recipe I used (and I recommend most of this guy's Italian stuff):
https://www.sipandfeast.com/italian-beef-braciole/#wprm-recipe-container-24178
https://image.nostr.build/4bfdb72919eb8a9d6f98ec17e018a2397ced9bf0d514d0a368580027e01658f9.jpg https://image.nostr.build/4bfdb72919eb8a9d6f98ec17e018a2397ced9bf0d514d0a368580027e01658f9.jpg

2026-03-17 02:01:08 UTC

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Nice! I started vibe-coding too. I'm hoping to make some useful, privacy-focusded replacements of everyday productivity apps that strip out the centralized services amd data collection. I'm using Pear stack with holepunching for p2p connections. Got my first one in a working state today!
Check if you ever have a need for shared calendars (amongst friend and family), then check out PearCal (on Zapstore now):
https://zapstore.dev/apps/naddr1qq9kxmmd9ecx2ctjvdskcq3q6u9hy2m8w6xt7836cam7yyrmh3z849mg3xd4fzlkjnm352nt2tuqxpqqqplqkpllgcv

2026-03-16 02:27:44 UTC

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Having recently tried getting stuff into the app stores, it's a pain in the dick. And that's for something I did that's not monetized and doesn't gather any user data. Can't imagine the hoops you got to go through it you try to monetize.
Definitely try to get an APK on GitHub and @nprofile…gsu4 if you have an Android version, though. Easy enough to do that

2026-03-13 17:09:04 UTC

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Don't give up, skeleton!

2026-03-06 03:11:48 UTC

You know this bro would be posting on RW Twitter
https://image.nostr.build/14ef32ce000ceef3a3f22bf3f35f645bb65cfeeaaa4975ff54410bf22d75e183.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/a86599de5b40eee1433a0a11b00d7e7a8878f81ace238b31b5b98bc0f1e6c5db.jpg

2026-03-06 03:10:27 UTC

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"Turbo America", as Niccolo Soldo (on Twitter/Substack) likes to say (predicted). Or "nothing stops this train", as @nprofile…ttc0 likes to say (but in a geopolitical, not fiscal, sense). It's nothing that hasn't happened before, based on my reading in history, so we (as plebs) have to find a way to navigate it. Just want to raise a family and hopefully they will be better than me and others will do the same and eventually make civilization better.

2026-03-05 12:52:04 UTC

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WHY ARE YOU NOT DENOUNCING TRUMP'S ISRAEL'S WAR IN THIS POST? ARE YOU A ZIONIST SHILL?! /s

2026-03-01 00:07:10 UTC

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I don't trust any incoming message coming from his mouth

2026-02-25 18:13:45 UTC

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It's all so tiresome. The fact that the most heated tirades against the BIP don't actually touch the technicals is telling

2026-02-24 19:05:10 UTC

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Reading Peter Todd's TL is rage-inducing. Horrible human, IMO

2026-02-23 14:34:31 UTC

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Great signal and analysis here. Consider me subbed
https://fountain.fm/episode/sTke88fDvQIkwtSgkKPU
#nevent1q…tfrl

2026-02-23 14:32:42 UTC

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The IBD hitting 2023 transactions on my two nodes begs to differ.

2026-02-23 12:52:36 UTC

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That's the trick. You don't.

2026-02-20 01:34:38 UTC

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Hopefully they'll make it easier to publish soon

2026-02-20 01:31:27 UTC

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Please stop this retarded posturing and do something productive

2026-02-17 22:25:46 UTC

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Note: it's under a different pubkey, not this one

2026-02-17 22:25:08 UTC

@nprofile…gy93 Hey team! I'm wanting to self-publish my app. Looks like I may need my pubkey whitelisted (403: authenticated pubkey is not allowed). Any assistance would be appreciated

2026-02-11 18:04:52 UTC

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People putting up their coins in a bet doesn't affect the outcome, but rather signals their belief in the likelihood of the outcome. Nothing achieved except for maybe posturing.
Not to mention the amount of people who actually have 1 BTC. Extreme privelege to have that much, when probably most plebs new to BTC are just getting by.
The people who support the thesis of "BTC should be only monetary transactions" are the kind who think BTC is the best money, so are not going to be willing to be so flippant as to make a bet to prove whatever it is you think you are proving. In fact, locking one's funds up on such a bet can immediately change one's incentives. Now that person would be more likely to convince people of their side through deceptive or underhanded means to prevent them from losing such a large bet.
Real shitcoing/crypto energy, which I guess is to be expected.
How is this not obvious?

2026-02-11 13:54:36 UTC

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This is retarded. One's beliefs on whether the UASF will happen and be successful is a separate thing from the belief about what is the best use/design of the protocol.
Unwillingness or inability to acknowledge this difference is just proving the point many have been making about your character and motivations.

2026-02-11 02:34:36 UTC

What model/tool do you vibe coders prefer? I'm playing around with ppq.ai and letting it pick for me right now. I want to keep it relatively cheap and anonymous. No monthly subscriptions if I can help it since it's just a learning exercise that I do in my spare time.
I'm open to running things locally too.
#asknostr #vibecoding #ai

2026-02-09 20:10:54 UTC

Anyone have any good audio clips, about 1 second long, that would be funny/applicable to a "Bitcoin is dumping" scenario? Something like "Stay humble, stack sats" or whatever?
#btc #asknostr

2026-02-09 18:56:47 UTC

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You get sats, regardless 😅

2026-02-09 16:57:30 UTC

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Zapped you doing the work for me 😅

2026-02-09 16:50:24 UTC

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That's it. Much obliged

2026-02-09 14:10:50 UTC

I could have sworn I saw a post about some creating a GitHub equivalent with NOSTR. Is anyone familiar with this?
#asknostr

2026-02-01 13:54:02 UTC

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Can we please stop with the Epstein slop? It's all clearly flooding the zone as a distraction actual issues that can maybe be solved, and any "new videos showing" content is likely AI these days anyway. Why do we need Epstein saying what everyone already knows?

2026-01-31 13:48:51 UTC

Boomers are being one-shotted by AI pics and videos. Millennials and GenZ one shotted by Epstein files. I guess a PDF with black lines on it is harder to fake and must be totally legit?

2026-01-14 02:04:39 UTC

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Wen Alabama?

2026-01-11 03:01:20 UTC

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I only drink coffee on the weekends, and only your coffee.

2026-01-09 13:53:01 UTC

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Pear Drive is worth it! Don't give up!
https://fountain.fm/episode/P1d94XR5gmY9SzZbIj8j
#nevent1q…gfem

2025-12-29 18:39:30 UTC

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Happy to be of service!

2025-12-29 14:13:18 UTC

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Looks like Mockmill brand is pretty pricey compared to some other brands on Amazon (no doubt because they're made in China, if I had to guess). Any experience with the other brands?

2025-12-29 14:11:44 UTC

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Yep, boiled for about a minute. If you don't use immediately then you can freeze it.

2025-12-29 03:12:54 UTC

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It was so easy and honestly pretty satisfying. Just adds an hour onto prep time

2025-12-29 00:46:12 UTC

Wife got me a pasta maker attachment to the stand mixer for Christmas. Making my own angel hair pasta to go with the Sip and Feast meatballs tonight
Using Sunrise Flour Whole wheat blend, American grown and glysophate-free, thanks to tip from @nprofile…72gh and @nprofile…5adx on #RHR podcast (https://sunriseflourmill.com/products/heritage-whole-wheat-bread-blend)
I emailed the company to ask when they plan to accept #BTC payments with Square or Zaprite 😅
https://image.nostr.build/66d1224b77cef43b0a7ce9940a3297eff7a3cdcaf957b86687e66f0cf48da7ca.jpg https://image.nostr.build/076f9191d5af55f4224bce0b5c95e5ba296bf20a8dd7a2584ddd53d23eeaa310.jpg

2025-12-27 17:26:28 UTC

Same story, different century.
Helvetius in the mid 1700's.
"The Story of Civilization: Part IX" -Will and Ariel Durant
https://image.nostr.build/7ebe8cc8748f4a1100f228a669cec637ff8c3c2f4fcf534c0b50f0861f3a97c6.jpg

2025-12-16 18:50:03 UTC

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They don't think it be like it is but it do

2025-12-11 01:10:49 UTC

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https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUydzh0a3F4ZWM1d25obnhjYWJrM3JsNngxeTJnajR3dTVuZzduNzE5ciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/oXB0K4oFw3fck/giphy.gif

2025-12-11 00:14:13 UTC

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Are walletd back on the menu?!

2025-12-08 18:55:22 UTC

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Yes, please!

2025-12-07 14:42:24 UTC

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Ran out of coffee
Time for a Christmas order
You have discount code?

2025-11-28 23:41:31 UTC

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Yas plz

2025-11-25 18:27:54 UTC

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Appreciate your work, Matt. Keep it up

2025-11-23 00:01:19 UTC

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Story of Civilization, Book 9
https://a.co/d/8gUKKfF

2025-11-22 21:24:51 UTC

Same story, different century.
https://image.nostr.build/d2cc77319259215a55c8a3e8082fefbd8236bffc8864ce1c641a34e081f8130f.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/a7bc5a8d1c7a23d36904bef397043f1fa3f4bdda7565a5eab899dc0f3b5f0c0a.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/ae2ea979096b492e67566ae30f1f83e6c490b46af49c8b23248ca2b181579d6e.jpg

2025-11-21 02:10:47 UTC

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Thanks!

2025-11-20 23:51:39 UTC

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I just put in an order, but didn't receive any confirmation email. Is one expected?

2025-11-12 23:45:00 UTC

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"cybercurrency" lol. That's a new one for me

2025-11-12 12:55:22 UTC

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We were probably mislead a bit by some bad clips regarding his statement about needing foreigners, as the context was specifically about reshoring specialized industries (i.e. the battery plant in GA needing the Koreans)
https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1988430045522637274

2025-11-08 00:37:14 UTC

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Saw this so I ordered some. Added to my growing list of companies that accept Bitcoin

2025-10-26 12:29:42 UTC

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Do you only sell/ship locally in Japan?

2025-10-25 22:22:38 UTC

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Any idea if/when you'll do orders for wallets again?

2025-10-25 12:52:05 UTC

#asknostr
#nevent1q…m2dm

2025-10-23 18:10:35 UTC

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The Podfather would be disappointed in the suggestion of adding video. Shame shame. No video for me, personally
https://fountain.fm/episode/NJ9Vr8mMPTAt9Q7GUgCb
#nevent1q…t8l0

2025-10-14 12:58:11 UTC

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Welcome!

2025-10-12 12:53:58 UTC

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Running Knots

2025-10-10 04:58:34 UTC

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Wen I can order?

2025-10-07 02:44:04 UTC

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Is Alabama really that difficult? I can get LEDN loans, but not Strike or Salt Lending

2025-10-05 12:44:22 UTC

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Definitely prefer the updated version

2025-09-28 22:31:52 UTC

Added #hodlbutter to the French toast
@nprofile…36l7 https://image.nostr.build/cacc11ca371163ff11375c7ce43c66c784aef8f73492a70562e734eec52118ee.jpg

2025-09-28 14:26:48 UTC

French toast cooked with ghee using the bread that I baked with #greatghee, topped with #mapletrade syrup. Delicious!
@nprofile…ncnc @nprofile…dpxs
https://image.nostr.build/e9dd6c737bb9ff8cbe3bd57497f12c05b3262ef79a211cde1689eaff0a1b012a.jpg

2025-09-27 22:24:46 UTC

Picture of the bread made with @nprofile…ncnc https://image.nostr.build/131988305c3e98002eaac01fb8df3959cc2c8a40590fb64d816a73cad5af10fd.jpg

2025-09-27 22:23:45 UTC

Not super pretty but made some bread with @nprofile…ncnc today instead of oil

2025-09-27 13:01:31 UTC

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Don't give up, skeleton!

2025-09-27 02:13:04 UTC

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Based. Would buy. KJV, NKJV, ESV are all decent, imo

2025-09-20 15:24:50 UTC

Convinced my oldest daughter to set up payday DCA on Strike. It's the little things... @nprofile…uh0e
#strike #bitcoin