ColinCareful

@nprofile…6avi lost the peony lane silent auction at @nprofile…xedq soiree 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I bid with like 10 secs left and still lost. Gonna have to get some on the website now

2025-06-10 01:07:00 UTC

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Thanks!

2025-06-09 18:47:24 UTC

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Lightning address for self hosted nodes connected to Zeus

2025-06-09 18:45:10 UTC

Hey @nprofile…970s. If I'm running a @nprofile…d6j2 and want a LNAddress, will it auto claim any zaps immediately since I have the always on LND server? Or do I still need to open my phone everytime to claim them?

2025-06-07 14:29:05 UTC

GM! Peaceful outing at the gardens. https://image.nostr.build/31ce1b64b84b28da973f3de3096fe347bda46c107bee001335e867711b23c0dc.jpg https://image.nostr.build/713dd0fa2ed563377fb0aacd4c70e2cfa2ca79a44afa7ca59670fd183f55c128.jpg https://image.nostr.build/2261d8cebd3288fbc67213199d3a2b020752182242a08fa222c0bfe83f9f3777.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6b022eb3ac14f4ddb92b90dcf141c4fa12f23d6aa83c9afe809a23cc2d85ee74.jpg

2025-06-05 17:02:11 UTC

Anyone know of any open source libraries that let you do onchain <-> lightning swaps non custodially?

2025-05-26 14:44:55 UTC

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Just finished. 50:17

2025-05-25 19:14:37 UTC

Anyone doing the Murph in Vegas tomorrow?

2025-05-24 15:13:07 UTC

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Can I buy some tickets with lightning? Tried DMing.

2025-05-20 12:44:56 UTC

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Best wallet out there

2025-05-17 11:21:30 UTC

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Weird... I can't zap you millisats. Only sats

2025-05-17 11:12:56 UTC

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Once I can buy a steak n shake burger with millisats, then I'll accept them as real.

2025-05-17 11:10:39 UTC

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My man!

2024-09-18 00:04:34 UTC

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The talk of government seizing devices and "not allowing" Samourai to access funds was interesting. I looked up some coin joins from April and saw that the Samourai fees haven't been spent yet. Hoping that those funds are still safe. Will be interesting to see if they move.
#nevent1q…xd7n

2024-04-25 18:21:43 UTC

"Perhaps the single most important thing I've learned from cypherpunks is that code alone doesn't cut it. Not code alone, not code widely distributed, not even code widely used. Some measure of toleration in society for activities conducted in private is _necessary_ for long term success. Not convenient, not easier, but necessary." -Eric Hughes

2024-04-19 12:54:17 UTC

Has anyone tried making a machine learning model to predict Bitcoin fee rates?

2024-04-02 23:28:21 UTC

What actually causes a force channel close when there's a stuck htlc? Can't you just cancel it and go back to the previous state?

2023-11-28 01:05:09 UTC

Hey @npub1mut…23vg, on Signet it looks like when you close a channel you spend all of your half of the channels to fees. Curious why you do that.

2023-11-15 12:10:26 UTC

2 empty blocks last night... RIP

2023-11-05 15:55:33 UTC

Gotta love lightning force closes on a Sunday 🙃

2023-11-04 12:14:17 UTC

GM, Nostr!

2023-10-24 13:29:19 UTC

Opening ⚡ channels to other members of the local community gives me the warm fuzzies. @npub1tam…0ynt

2023-10-24 12:16:20 UTC

Coolest thing about seeing the price pump is seeing the cost of stuff like housing, food, and electricity go down in sats terms.

2023-10-24 12:06:16 UTC

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HE'S BACK!!!

2023-10-20 23:22:16 UTC

You know what's spooky? The millisats in your lightning channels will all ghost you when you close the channels 👻

2023-10-19 15:39:31 UTC

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Is this only for a specific LNBig node? According to my nodes data, my node should be somewhere in the top 10 if not the top 5. Thanks for the data insights!

2023-10-19 12:12:30 UTC

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The worst part is you are somewhat screwed even if your family members did it :(

2023-10-19 12:11:22 UTC

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What are we doing for 1 year anniversary? Coming up soon.

2023-10-19 12:07:08 UTC

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The absolute worst feeling. Was it a LDK to LDK channel?

2023-10-18 15:24:50 UTC

Are you ready for Halloween, Nostr?
https://image.nostr.build/77d9956ebb7ebeaeaa786ed6a07ccadec1fdcbe4bc3092fff61cb8b4001e75fa.jpg

2023-09-05 01:25:55 UTC

Good night Nostr!

2023-09-01 01:16:05 UTC

What's the most zapped post on nostr?

2023-08-31 13:00:20 UTC

Anyone set up to receive zaps to their own node using the @npub15kl…4m73 solution? How'd it go? Might have to check it out this weekend.

2023-08-31 12:10:48 UTC

Surprised I haven't seen more auto bill pay lightning applications. Would be great for adoption

2023-08-23 01:29:48 UTC

I can't even remember the last time I sent a 5 sat/vB tx. These miners ain't messing around!

2023-08-21 11:17:02 UTC

I'm convinced miners created millisats just so they could get an extra sat on (almost) every single lightning channel close.

2023-08-15 01:54:25 UTC

If you work at a Bitcoin company but get paid in fiat, are you still fiat mining?

2023-08-08 23:35:19 UTC

Anyone aware of a Bitcoin bulletin board where you can post bounties for open source projects?

2023-08-07 11:43:54 UTC

Good morning nostr. May all your millisats stay in your channels today.

2023-08-06 14:09:07 UTC

Haven't looked at the NIP. Is it possibly to zap millisats? Like can i zap 100.5 sats? Do clients actually display it? Comment and I'll test it on your note.

2023-08-06 13:49:47 UTC

Anyone actually try to do any form of accounting on their lightning node? What tools do you use? Or is everyone still at the point where as long as you don't lose a ton of sats, you don't care?

2023-08-05 19:24:55 UTC

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They don't actually exist onchain. So you can't really account for them. And you cant record them on the node level because they exist separately within each channel. You may or may not lose millisats each time you close a channel.

2023-08-05 19:05:43 UTC

Whoever thought millisats were a good idea, must really hate their accountant

2023-08-04 00:01:20 UTC

Millisats are a conspiracy by miners to get an extra sat tip upon each channel close.

2023-08-03 01:28:10 UTC

Whoever created millisats really must've hated their accountant

2023-08-01 20:13:35 UTC

Does anyone actually use msats on lightning? It makes writing accounting software such a pain lol

2023-08-01 11:51:34 UTC

I think it's time to stop recommending 1 TB hard drives to people running nodes. Just realized mine are both 90% full with just the indexers and an app or two. Time to upgrade to 2 TB.

2023-08-01 11:47:08 UTC

If you had direct deposit to your lightning node and software automating your bills, would you prefer low fees or timely/lower amount withdraws to cold storage.

2023-07-01 22:43:05 UTC

Anyone know of a "subscribe" feature for nostr? Where you auto zap x amount every so often to a subscribed account?

2023-07-01 22:15:22 UTC

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I don't have a profile to click on. Just a buddy's npub string

2023-07-01 22:13:42 UTC

I'm on Iris. How do i follow an npub?

2023-07-01 21:55:25 UTC

Sup everyone!