Leviticus Mathew

Dad. Husband. Sinner. Christian. Pleb. Retard.

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Last Notes

2026-09-04 12:32:54 UTC

Gee Em nostr.
It's Friday, so that means it's time to drink a cup of coffee, eat an edible, pop a zyn, put on some gangster rap and handle business.
#SATsandsubstanceabuse.
Stay Blessed y'all.

2026-09-04 02:28:37 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/c747f59ec729961f773aab6da5674b6154f7e4cd93e0720c72823d979b5813c5.jpg

2026-09-03 16:15:05 UTC

DCA. EVERY. DAY.
It ain't much, but I'm not crying like the monthly buyers.
https://blossom.primal.net/e69815a98f8f41265cb92f87c7aa4d2f2db2c0fe6e4e0e94e8019eb41aebe65c.mp4

2026-09-03 13:33:05 UTC

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4g of some good blue meanies (the cubensis variety) will still get it done.

2026-09-03 11:46:25 UTC

If I could give one piece of advice to all 22-30 year olds, it would be to watch Fight Club, (intently, without a phone in hand or other distractions) and then clear the schedule to eat 4 grams of psilocybin mushrooms the next day.

2026-09-03 02:31:12 UTC

WtFUCK is this?
https://blossom.primal.net/c0c107956cf3105dfa535b2ec79cfb81266513590eaa87b0adaf17fc34b4dc70.jpg

2026-09-03 02:29:27 UTC

https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq9lkualnakz42je7cu8c6xghg4cp8z93zn9rwzsnkvuhhwj4esg3cptm
#nevent1q…s45e

2026-09-03 00:41:28 UTC

No rain in 53 days but this pops up.
https://blossom.primal.net/a1490e570aba4ed617ddec83a002292ab6bd3564ac2f120bb5c43c904c15aef5.jpg

2026-09-03 00:18:10 UTC

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I dunno who's papaw that is, but they better make sure he gets the first plate at thanksgiving.

2026-09-02 01:45:43 UTC

I never have understood why dudes want csam. Since I was 10 and discovered Sable on the WWF, I've always wanted those 30+yr old milfs.

2026-09-02 01:41:00 UTC

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Oh I didn't know what the link was back in 1999. It took 35 min to download the grainy 12 second video. 12 yr old me thought it was a topless video of Sable.

2026-09-02 00:04:42 UTC

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Seriously. The media feed was so full of disgusting, deviant content, it's no small reason that Wisp became my default.

2026-09-01 20:32:07 UTC

Why can I not just go buy a generic epi-pen OTC for my truck's emergency kit?
It has Narcan in it so I can save a drug addict but I can't get something to save a kid from dying from an allergy? Dafuq?

2026-09-01 20:14:12 UTC

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It was where I first witnessed murder.

2026-09-01 13:53:11 UTC

@nprofile…za3a needs to be on the JRE. Man of the people.

2026-08-30 14:29:49 UTC

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I know there is some controversy around Wyze and data but just don't put one inside your house. I have 8 around my home and love em. 2 way audio, sd recording for local, cloud storage for days, event monitoring and alerts etc.

2026-08-30 00:56:22 UTC

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I don't understand why you aren't filling the freezer and cooking with bear grease.

2026-08-29 14:32:46 UTC

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Oh do you have a newer one with a screen? My nano x was too basic for that nonsense.

2026-08-29 14:29:24 UTC

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What was janky about it?
I used one for years. Pretty simple to me.

2026-08-28 21:19:40 UTC

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Natives?

2026-08-28 01:45:56 UTC

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Dolly was a friend to my whole family.

2026-08-27 18:39:05 UTC

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I watched the first season. Laughed a lot. Heard the new one is amazing. I need to catch up.

2026-08-27 01:42:08 UTC

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That really sucks.
However, if he got the dog, he got the dog.
Don't let him pull you back in.

2026-08-27 01:37:59 UTC

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Kirk, Kennedy, Jesus, and millions of others.

2026-08-26 12:03:56 UTC

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Nah bro. It's a puzzle. The Bitcoin is the prize. It was set up to be cracked with a reward. Lookup Bitcoin puzzle 71

2026-08-26 02:36:51 UTC

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It's a puzzle. Designed to be cracked. Not just thievery.

2026-08-26 01:30:37 UTC

Can't win if you don't play.
https://blossom.primal.net/dc5f302c927380c88eecc544f0836e930f3af0c1ffd484e224fdc5c7c554d6a4.jpg

2026-08-25 23:12:35 UTC

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Or at least a paintball marker?

2026-08-25 23:12:11 UTC

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Can't get a depredation permit?

2026-08-25 15:40:14 UTC

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I only had hollow points in the pistol that was in the wife's SUV. Next time I'll make sure to have snake shot rounds with me. Had to go old school with a shovel. Chop chop motherfucker.

2026-08-25 15:33:09 UTC

So my son found this guy at the bottom of the stairs in the guesthouse at the lake. I HATE snakes, but sometimes you just gotta man up and handle shit.
https://blossom.primal.net/a52f4af0162aa507f49b0916d84248a717afa498daeafa738239ac9e6085e683.jpg

2026-08-24 00:38:34 UTC

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Now show the thermometer.

2026-08-23 14:19:22 UTC

GM
Stay Blessed.
https://blossom.primal.net/ce9c9dd70a734b4d7ad08fc29f1168d71e347ac193479a8755f7dcb33ca07243.jpg

2026-08-21 20:09:45 UTC

Have y'all seen that "All Will Retire" shitcoin stuff?
Those poor saps are chugging Kool aid before the rug geta pulled.

2026-08-21 18:17:53 UTC

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BTC pumps, Leek leaks gta6, progs send money to support a lady that murdered her children, there's a lot of other stuff going on. Life continues.

2026-08-21 16:52:24 UTC

So they CAN speed the outdated slow fiat system, but only for another .6 percent fee? GFY. I can move $1000 via lightning for pennies.
https://blossom.primal.net/6e6b4575ec5cdfb07e7b59eeadb6797dd331849018d8551e55e64f715a2b4670.jpg

2026-08-21 16:05:03 UTC

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The obvious answers are usually most likely.

2026-08-21 02:37:58 UTC

Reddit mods are the Mental Parity Champions of real life.

2026-08-20 23:48:47 UTC

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That beemer draws a type, eh?

2026-08-20 14:35:14 UTC

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Bull trap eh?

2026-08-20 12:43:51 UTC

Lord give me strength.
ACAB.

2026-08-20 02:18:21 UTC

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The taxpayers.

2026-08-19 15:38:26 UTC

Who has the chart for where this goes by the weekend?
I know one of y'all has been drawing lines....
#nevent1q…mex7

2026-08-19 15:35:14 UTC

To what do we owe this pump?
Is Japan seeking safe haven yet?

2026-08-19 14:06:43 UTC

August sucks.
https://blossom.primal.net/1fd8eb2ef2fdea19ddaa52697c70035ad0128ad6d67f5a4d79645c9f680f74f7.jpg

2026-08-19 02:39:05 UTC

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Glad she's home.
The NICU is a nightmare. Our oldest was delivered at 30 weeks due to preeclampsia. 5.5 weeks in there SUCKED. "Wimpy white boy syndrome" as the nurses taught us.
13 years later you'd never know he was a preemie.

2026-08-18 21:32:46 UTC

Another Bitcoin lottery
https://krackpot.io/?pay=bc1qws9khe633940zh4cw0uxta8kf6pjgagplpu04q&autostart=1

2026-08-18 10:51:06 UTC

The fact that in 2026 we can't trust hardware enough that the advice is still "roll dice" is why we are still crazy early. I don't have any more faith I'll live to see hyperbitcoinization, but this stuff can never get adopted by the normies when the normies of this decade can't read at an 8th grade level and you want them to understand entropy.

2026-08-18 02:05:04 UTC

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Fuck coinkite. They've lost ALL credibility.

2026-08-18 01:51:41 UTC

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Back to the exchange it is.

2026-08-18 01:49:17 UTC

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Agreed. That's why I married a voluptuous Diana.

2026-08-18 01:48:38 UTC

I never bought a Coldcard. I have another well known cold storage signer that has had its own "scandal" that I believe I'm unaffected by.
Should I just go buy a couple blockstream jades for my family or are they gonna be next?
I'm not smart enough to verify so I gotta trust you retards.

2026-08-18 01:46:28 UTC

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A flat Venus.... I think I met her at youth camp 22 years ago.

2026-08-18 01:26:53 UTC

Hey flerfers, I'm looking at Venus in the sky to the west right now.
What do you think it is?

2026-08-17 23:02:22 UTC

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Ha. Can you check my NPUB on that?

2026-08-17 22:33:07 UTC

LFG!
#nevent1q…08h0

2026-08-17 11:59:32 UTC

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The actress died IRL.

2026-08-17 11:51:11 UTC

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But the cheerleader is now dead.

2026-08-17 11:06:57 UTC

"Save the cheerleader, save the world."

2026-08-16 22:24:22 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/efe3b8772e139df52d500221b340fe86fe7c55c0197c72a3749d4d672b20e981.jpg

2026-08-16 22:16:58 UTC

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TPB is pretty big in Texas too.
https://blossom.primal.net/522d775b8a774fdde6d3f630e9098a6d7db2effa83441d777268ca6424cf0ede.mp4

2026-08-16 19:43:25 UTC

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I suppose, kind of.
Shorter and more obvious for the time.

2026-08-15 21:46:32 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/9d429ee3d92abca1f24c5d9ea582b0a2e2c50bb911cf464e024369f2c35ff03b.gif

2026-08-15 21:45:00 UTC

Ideas are just ideas.
Extreme idealists are problematic. At best.
#nevent1q…9u5g

2026-08-15 21:38:06 UTC

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FemiNISM is not the problem.
FemiNISTS are.

2026-08-15 18:36:03 UTC

Stacking SATs is great but how's your ammo cache?
https://blossom.primal.net/36a9be3047946bbf4e51a04a0a722ba3afcbba642daa2f9f0be795e1f8a1f846.jpg

2026-08-15 17:05:59 UTC

God bless @steaknshake
https://blossom.primal.net/d7bf3fb051bae678d2e065760b9b2faf00d6ba7174569ac4161368891ea3202c.jpg

2026-08-15 11:44:09 UTC

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Fair point. You found the sole exception.

2026-08-15 02:04:07 UTC

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What.
The.
Fuck.
Did you just put into my feed?

2026-08-15 00:23:33 UTC

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No such thing.
Negligent discharges happen though.
My crossbreed super tuck deluxe has been amazing for over 12 years.

2026-08-14 22:17:58 UTC

I joined the Bitcoin Mining Party
#150
Leviticus
4242 TH/s
Leviticus
Sat, Aug 15th 9a
We're taking a shot at the next block.
blockparty.rigly.io

2026-08-14 22:13:08 UTC

SATs, steaks, and spiritual journeys.
Life is what you make of it.

2026-08-14 20:02:41 UTC

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Have you read/listened to The Mandibles?
I'm referring to exiting the fiat circus and stacking SATs.

2026-08-14 16:33:43 UTC

I have tried multiple times to warn them. I won't pity them as "victims" when they call me "lucky."
#nevent1q…28z6

2026-08-14 14:14:33 UTC

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Have you tried wisp?

2026-08-14 12:06:00 UTC

I finally did it.
I finally muted someone.
If I have to scroll the length of a Toyota Camry to get to the next post, every time you post, you gotta gtfo my feed.

2026-08-14 01:49:14 UTC

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I guarantee there's some dude out there that wants you to keep a limp. How was Dallas?

2026-08-14 00:01:55 UTC

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Yes but they're also notoriously skeezy and at least half of em cheat on their wives.
Source- best friend is a retired fireman.

2026-08-14 00:00:33 UTC

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Hahaha
Why does this remind me of @nprofile…7mht

2026-08-13 23:47:54 UTC

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Lmao nah I'm not sending my family to PK without me. My Mrs. will sit and gossip on the back patio with her two besties, my sons will play and swim with the 2 daughters of one of those besties, l'll fish the dock with their dad, and the 3rd husband (our host) will likely be on the couch watching sportscenter and college football.
It's always a wonderful weekend at a beautiful and way-too-fancy-for-us venue.

2026-08-13 23:15:33 UTC

8 more days until the fam gets to go to the fancy lakehouse. I'm so ready to gtfoh.

2026-08-13 23:10:51 UTC

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I still have some cold storage xrp I bought in 2017.
Lmao.

2026-08-13 22:54:55 UTC

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6" ain't enough. (That's what she said.)
Need more leverage.
https://blossom.primal.net/6406ea2ad9e2d33ed052a3979700510f4d5c5a1142309df9b984f5165a400740.jpg

2026-08-13 21:20:58 UTC

If you haven't read/listened to The Mandibles yet, move it to the top of your next reads list. It is my first recommendation to people even before The Bitcoin Standard or Broken money.
Gotta put the problem right in their face before you give 'em the solution.

2026-08-12 20:15:43 UTC

Them data centers can build their own grid. I'll let this mawfucka fail and bring everyone down before I turn this house up to 78°
https://blossom.primal.net/a1664c7ec928736f4dc610d33a6737e9dceeac6038bad30d7a2fbeeaa21616c5.jpg

2026-08-12 19:39:00 UTC

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Even more mainstream- Square terminals allow for payment via Bitcoin. (I also convert a percentage of my fiat receipts into SATs each day with it) They don't know who @nprofile…3r3l is?
It's intentional FUD.

2026-08-12 17:55:23 UTC

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Inference bridge?
I already know what I am. Lol

2026-08-12 14:22:21 UTC

Dragon believer
https://blossom.primal.net/f334ca1a5a712fac690d22f1ad190a367420b324471dde9c6749d1f153bac21a.mp4

2026-08-12 02:21:25 UTC

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You came to Texas in August...
Mistakes were made. Lol

2026-08-12 01:11:27 UTC

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Wisp/dark wisp

2026-08-12 01:05:51 UTC

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@nprofile…4k44 @nprofile…jejf

2026-08-11 23:05:17 UTC

I need Joe Rogan to read The Mandibles, interview Nollie, then officially launch his book club. It'll be bigger than Oprah's.

2026-08-11 22:24:25 UTC

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I use @nprofile…vulm via nwc. Never had a problem on my end.

2026-08-11 22:03:44 UTC

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Oh I don't use their wallet. Rarely use the app either cause I run dark wisp. I guess I just keep it for the push notifications lol. Probably should just delete the whole thing.

2026-08-11 21:58:59 UTC

Is @Primal the next coldcard?
How many dice rolls for an NSEC?
#nevent1q…x8ex

2026-08-11 21:57:00 UTC

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They purple pilled me. I didn't know.
Is there anyway to save myself before they get coldcarded?

2026-08-11 21:39:13 UTC

Wait, note deletion seems to actually work pretty well now?

2026-08-11 21:37:25 UTC

If I generated my NSEC when I joined with @primal, are my keys safe?

2026-08-11 17:41:56 UTC

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No. They're .999 fine silver. Or you could roll the copper.
#nevent1q…dq42
https://blossom.primal.net/c404d3a97901904c5ae4b2308ecc05d7d5a0b662984cd667266036033a3e0d98.jpg

2026-08-11 13:42:48 UTC

God bless the Flock hunters.