Tommeee

"Don't worry about me, I will still be flying private jets and riding in limousines, I just need the g*d d@mn peasants to do as they're told"
- Ursula

2026-03-26 15:51:11 UTC

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the age of majority should be 50, now get off my lawn

2026-03-25 13:24:17 UTC

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nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

2026-03-24 18:34:47 UTC

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which is why they lost to the US in men's ice hockey at the Olympics

2026-03-22 17:26:44 UTC

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what exactly stops Iran from mixing in some of their, weapons grade, enriched nuclear fuel with their cluster bomb warheads for dirty bomb mayhem? Or is that also 'years' away? Or the Ayatollahs are reasonable people who wouldn't want innocent people to get hurt?
Military risk assessment, what are the odds of something happening and if that 'something' were to happen, how bad would it be?

2026-03-20 13:40:52 UTC

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I can't wait for TK6 to come out

2026-03-17 19:53:00 UTC

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I'll just give you my credit card number, try not to spend to much

2026-03-16 21:22:55 UTC

Europe feels they don't need to send their navies to help protect to shipping in the Strait of Hormuz because this is an American operation?
So let's say nevermind WW1 and WW2, long afterwards there was a European problem in the Balkans with thousands of civilians of the former Yugoslavia being massacred. No NATO country had been attacked but they didn't lift a finger to stop ethnic cleansing until Uncle Sam said "ok we will hold you hand".
One way street I guess?

2026-03-16 15:08:00 UTC

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Sowell is one of my favorite thinkers

2026-03-10 22:12:42 UTC

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term limits would be a great first step towards draining the swamp

2026-03-09 17:46:40 UTC

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mobilize the purple haired protesters, "Hands off Cuba", "Freedom sucks because people are doing it wrong" and "Trump is the worst of all the Hitlers"

2026-03-05 18:21:56 UTC

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campaign contributions, insider trading and general corruption are the few topics that enjoy broad bipartisan support in Congress.

2026-03-04 19:59:32 UTC

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where did I put my Encyclopedia Britannica? All 16 volumes....

2026-03-04 16:26:15 UTC

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'it should again' but this is Virginia where they fantasize out loud about murdering the children of Republicans and still get elected to office

2026-03-03 15:36:33 UTC

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because what are a few hundred IEDs between friends

2026-03-03 13:59:13 UTC

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2026-03-02 01:11:04 UTC

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Damn the American military industrial complex that got us in to WW2

2026-03-02 01:05:52 UTC

For all you Tucker fanboys
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/156/891/297/885/441/original/911650c836f7459d.jpg

2026-02-25 14:20:00 UTC

4 Supreme Court Justices made it to the State of the Union?
What, 5 of them had scheduling conflicts?
The Supreme Court is supposed to be neutral and above partisan bickering and should show it by having 9 justices attend - regardless of who is president.

2026-02-20 14:38:08 UTC

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to avoid vaccine hesitancy, put it into the chemtrails

2026-02-18 18:27:39 UTC

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I don't have any children so I guess I'll teach the neighbor's kids

2026-02-06 12:22:31 UTC

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maybe we could symbolically arrest Martha Stewart again?

2026-02-05 02:35:50 UTC

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Claude:
1110 IF A3>45 THEN B=7: GOTO 2430
1120 REM
1130 REM ********************************
1140 REM * HUNGRY? SUBWAY IS OPEN *
1150 REM * WITH FRESH DELICIOUS *
1160 REM * SANDWICHES *
1170 REM ********************************
1180 REM
1190 MG=45: GOSUB 1400

2026-02-05 02:20:28 UTC

YT Deck Ready's Jimmy talking about Steam stuff mentioned other systems, PS5 number one, Switch2 number 2, and Xbox isn't even a factor anymore...
Way to go Satya, another notch in your belt, first you destroyed Windows mobile, then Xbox & Xbox live, and now Windows 11 (for consumers who don't have their heads up their a$$es regarding privacy at least).
I can't wait to hear how many millions your bonus will be this year. I wish I was upper-class with no accountability

2026-02-03 18:54:37 UTC

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buy stock in this company because the next time the Dems take power they will look to make sure "democracy" is protected once and for all.

2026-01-03 21:17:56 UTC

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accountability is for the peasants, not the elites

2025-12-30 23:15:04 UTC

The USA is a "Third World" Country for Millions of Americans #costoflivingcrisis
- by Evan Eh! (YT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PqqPs3lWXw
You don't have agree with all his points but it is certainly food for thought.
- current generations of Americans will live shorter lives than their parents
- 1 of 3 Americans have pre-diabetes
- 45% of all Americans are obese

2025-12-30 16:31:00 UTC

Russia vows to retaliate after accusing Ukraine of drone attacks
- Sky News Australia
- oh no, what if they invade?
- oh no, what if they launch missile after missile against civilian targets?

2025-12-22 02:49:40 UTC

‘Super flu’ spreads across US, UK and Canada: What is H3N2 subclade K strain and why it is spreading faster
Ok lock it down people, as mayor of Jerktown I'm suspending the Constitution (what, it was done before with no accountability so why can't I?)

2025-12-18 11:03:51 UTC

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2025-12-11 17:34:27 UTC

I used to be a fan but I guess Amanda would rather I not watch her 'art' since I'm so deplorable. Wish granted.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/702/125/456/950/691/original/fce786e60e0c17d4.jpg

2025-11-27 15:43:05 UTC

Smoked salmon, one of my favorite foods
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/622/423/970/480/300/original/ef48ea3f54ec961d.jpg

2025-11-17 11:11:05 UTC

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"I can imagine what will be, unburdened by what was"

2025-10-31 10:58:26 UTC

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Who is this?

2025-10-27 15:11:45 UTC

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me and the special needs kids - snap-tite, no glue required

2025-10-11 20:24:48 UTC

If you're a cop in the UK, Portland, LA, Chicago, or anywhere, don't forget the Prime Directive, "To Protect and Serve".
(It's talking about the people, not your rotten government or corrupt leaders.)
If your organization doesn't have the above, or some variation there of, in their motto, then maybe you should do some thinking.
"I was just following orders" was just as pathetic when losers used it in 1946 as it will be if you use it today.

2025-10-11 20:13:59 UTC

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Brit police have a proud history of, "I was following orders".
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/357/355/556/658/777/original/f05360e3992e70c4.jpg

2025-10-06 10:13:04 UTC

'The World According To Briggs' take on the fall of Denver
https://youtu.be/eiwfSNYiUX0?si=K0Y3yhTvWH3Hh8cF
He forgets or is unaware how Denver hopped on the TDS bandwagon and declared themselves a sanctuary city spending millions of tax dollars (aka free money) on illegal aliens. Also what didn't make even honorable mention, Aurora (Denver burb) allowing Trendy Agua to get a foothold (turns out - not fake Republican disinformation)

2025-10-01 23:01:01 UTC

In case you missed it, here is the Daily Caller covering President Trump hilariously trolling 'cheese on raw meat' schumer and dollar store Obama after shutdown meeting at the White House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt3A8HpOGDY
After feeling a little depressed about the country being filled with about 30% useful idiots who think assassinating the opposition is ok, I lifts my spirits to see the President see these clowns as the fools they are, not worthy of respect but worth mocking instead.

2025-09-20 15:26:09 UTC

Escape from New York
-2025 edition
There's got to be memes already right?

2025-09-17 21:37:55 UTC

2028-2036 Prez JD Vance/VP Marco Rubio
2036-2044 Prez Rubio/VP Kristi Noem*
* assuming no more canine executions

2025-09-13 07:54:06 UTC

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I was already a fan of the Polish

2025-09-13 02:28:27 UTC

From Substack:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/194/625/623/808/617/original/f8c6e959892236fb.jpg

2025-08-21 14:26:21 UTC

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the 3 letter guys? FBI/CIA/NSA/NRO etc

2025-07-13 21:43:02 UTC

Stock photo from "Tom's Guide" when I searched for best free Android Auto compatible podcast player
-because the best way to make your morning drive to work go fast is to watch Netflix
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/848/089/417/430/847/original/db2f8c2b257d5355.jpg

2025-03-04 22:09:38 UTC

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EuroDisney sucks, it's in France for God's sake! Do the French seem friendly?
(True there was a brief period in 1945 but it didn't last long)

2025-02-17 14:16:04 UTC

US Aid Freeze Disrupts HIV Treatment in South Africa
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/south-africa-trump-pepfar/2025/02/17/id/1199349/
Any chance South Africa could pay for HIV treatment in South Africa?
To be fair, a much more worthy cause than some of the downright idiotic things foreign aid/American tax dollars have been wasted on.

2025-02-16 07:20:53 UTC

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I don't think it works for medications, but just in case you didn't know, there is an app called Yuka and you can scan barcodes of food, drinks, hygiene items and makeup with it. Yuka shows green if all good ingredients or red if there are bad things, ie titanium dioxide (banned in Europe)

2025-02-16 00:33:17 UTC

I just looked at the label of my Garlique bottle, any chance that if someone is taking a garlic supplement it's because they are trying to be healthy? I'd say that is probably the case, so why would those a$$holes put titanium dioxide in my garlic supplement?

2024-12-26 01:16:26 UTC

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thank goodness poor people can't afford 'tax avoidance' and if they try 'tax evasion', who do these dirty peasants think they are? Members of Congress or the Federal Government?

2024-12-10 17:09:28 UTC

Caitlin Clark named 'Athlete of the Year' for 2024 by 'Time' magazine
-USA Today
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/wnba/2024/12/10/caitlin-clark-time-magazine-athlete-of-year-2024/76886067007/
What WNBA team does she play for again? Oh that's right, sweet irony, they (players, refs and management) treated her so poorly that she left for Europe (prepare for vintage snark.. here it comes..) smooth move Exlax!

2024-11-28 16:54:14 UTC

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the chin will probably fade into the mist first..

2024-11-28 16:37:05 UTC

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if you book the French Laundry you are exempt

2024-11-28 16:30:07 UTC

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I got one, I need 3 others to step up for the rest

2024-11-08 02:08:52 UTC

President Trump is such a chauvinist pig that he picked the first female White House Chief of Staff ever, Susie Wiles.
Handmaid's Tale my ass, left wing lunatics

2024-11-03 01:45:21 UTC

I think I found my dream job! Unlimited paid paid time off is very competitive. If it was on their website it's legally binding right?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/416/478/835/911/917/original/fabfd73238985198.jpg

2024-10-27 23:04:29 UTC

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hey one call to Hillary and Elon can have you taken care of so i suggest you be nice (until it's time to be Roadhouse)

2024-10-27 21:44:25 UTC

Amazon you know me better than I know myself
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2024-10-21 18:29:38 UTC

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Peter Zeihan was predicting starvation also.

2024-10-21 18:22:42 UTC

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also available in a convenient ankle model

2024-10-14 13:27:38 UTC

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from the movie/book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". They designed a supercomputer to answer the question "what is the meaning of life?" The computer calculated the answer is 42.

2024-10-14 13:07:15 UTC

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2024-10-10 12:34:09 UTC

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savages

2024-10-09 11:52:25 UTC

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Any collusion?

2024-10-01 01:19:21 UTC

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did everybody forget the "except during and after hurricanes" clause of the Second Amendment?
(An amendment can only be modified by another amendment and feel free to take them literally)

2024-09-16 16:44:20 UTC

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where is Paul Blart on his Segway when you need him?

2024-09-16 01:53:18 UTC

Second President Trump assassination attempt (He's OK).
I can't wait for the M5M to start talking points about conservatives are to blame for this current toxic political climate.

2024-09-03 13:24:22 UTC

From the cafeteria at work: it takes 460 gallons of water to get 4 ounces of beef but only 50 gallons to get 4 ounces of beans.
The moral of the story is that people need to eat more beef to combat the rising sea levels caused by global warming.
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2024-09-03 10:11:22 UTC

China should more actively support Korean unification: experts
https://m.koreatimes.co.kr/pages/article.asp?newsIdx=381782
So nobody else remembers from history how it went the last time China supported "unification" in the Korean peninsula?

2024-09-02 21:25:29 UTC

And so it came to pass that a new international standard for restroom iconography was agreed upon
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/070/063/812/701/945/original/6fd7ecf3ebb19dbc.jpg

2024-08-31 23:10:20 UTC

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quick, disarm all the law abiding citizens.
p.s. is the term "citizens" racist?

2024-08-28 10:19:44 UTC

Did I do that?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/039/137/374/739/913/original/96488b17e4eed5a7.jpg

2024-08-12 15:20:30 UTC

San Francisco Is Sinking in Bad Hotel Debt
https://www.wsj.com/real-estate/commercial/san-francisco-is-sinking-in-bad-hotel-debt-4ace4f67
-I'm sounding the alarm to the residents of San Francisco, you need more progressives in local and state government, vote for lefties in the next election, your demise depends on it!

2024-08-06 22:05:24 UTC

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I'm Batman

2024-08-06 22:04:24 UTC

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sounds like Canada, sorry to see 1984 appearing in the motherland