Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado

Monster hunter and big boss of [shitpost.cloud](http://shitpost.cloud ).

"Bouncing into people's replies with content-free nastiness."
- Fediblock

"Hoss is a great example of someone who can post about numerous topics of interest one moment and then make an antisemitic remark the next."
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"He's one of my fedi besties even if he is dumb af sometimes tho, and he's just super in denial. I don't think he's a bad person tho, just in denial of how blessed he is and what led to him having such a blessed life."
- [email protected]

"you exude the most raw of gigachad energy that a poor soylent ai could never handle"
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"god dammit hoss why do you attract the most niggerbrained drones on fedi to your posts"
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alts: [email protected], [email protected]

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2026-08-22 16:43:55 UTC

YouTube algorithm decided Saturday mornings were kino time.
https://youtu.be/0qy8Bnb9C1o

2026-08-21 15:36:30 UTC

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2026-07-19 15:18:51 UTC

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The world got a lot more retarded the day retarded people became convinced formatting their retarded thoughts as thesis statements would make them less retarded.

2026-06-22 04:38:01 UTC

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Btw Mr. Leverstein which alphabet agency should I be invoicing for hosting you?

2026-06-21 23:52:24 UTC

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Our ancestors also didn't live with the risk of being T-boned by a clapped out Altima at an intersection on the way to the wagecage. I mean sure, they'll take you to the ER whether you're insured or not, but if you're one of those poor bastards who works for a living while not having health insurance, one drunk driving nigger can turn you into a debt serf in an instant.

2026-06-20 07:29:10 UTC

>be me
>career politician
>78 years old
>have never held a job that required me to clock in, lift anything heavier than a donor check, or hear the phrase “we’re short-staffed today”
>entire resume is “student council → law school → district aide → safe seat → committee chair → human barnacle on the hull of the state”
>net worth somehow $37 million on a public servant salary
>very mysterious
>probably all those savings from brown-bagging lunch in 1974
>wake up at 9:30 in taxpayer-funded townhouse
>staffer hands me talking points about how young people are lazy
>nod gravely while wearing $4,000 suit paid for by “campaign funds”
>say kids today don’t know the meaning of hard work
>my hardest work this week was pretending to understand what “cloud computing” means during a hearing
>go on cable news
>host asks why young people can’t buy houses
>instantly activate boomer policy NPC dialogue tree
>“Well, back in my day, we worked hard, saved money, and didn’t waste it on luxuries.”
>back in my day the median house cost two cigarettes and a handshake from a bank manager named Walt
>college tuition was payable by mowing three lawns and returning glass bottles
>healthcare bill was “doctor owed my dad a favor”
>producer asks about stagnant wages
>"That’s just market forces.”
>producer asks about my third pension
>“That’s earned service.”
>producer asks about my insider stock trades
>“That’s a vile conspiracy theory and also my wife did it.”
>have lunch with lobbyists
>they explain that workers asking for higher wages will destroy the economy
>nod solemnly while eating a $92 steak called The Jeffersonian Reserve
>decide America needs to rediscover sacrifice
>vote to cut lunch breaks
>name bill the “American Dignity and Opportunity Act”
>visit a factory for photo op
>put on hard hat backwards
>ask machinist how long he’s been “doing the little metal thingies”
>he says 22 years
>tell him manufacturing is the backbone of America
>then vote for a "free trade" bill written by six consultants and a guy whose LinkedIn says “Global Synergy Architect”
>young reporter asks when I last worked a normal job
>panic
>say I worked summers
>reporter asks doing what
>say “campaign outreach”
>reporter asks if that means my dad’s friend got me an internship
>call him rude
>tweet that journalism is dead
>give speech at university
>students ask why rent is impossible
>tell them to get roommates
>they say they have four
>tell them to move somewhere cheaper
>they say jobs are in expensive cities
>tell them to learn a trade
>they say trades also have housing costs
>tell them to start a small business
>they say healthcare is tied to employment and loans are expensive
>realize they have followed the dialogue tree too far
>accuse them of wanting communism
>standing ovation from donors
>end day exhausted
>had to shake 11 hands, read 4 cue cards, and say “Main Street” 19 times
>collapse into leather chair
>dictate op-ed titled “The Lost Work Ethic of America’s Youth”
>ghostwriter does actual writing
>I add final line myself: “Success is about personal responsibility.”
>staffer reminds me I inherited my first campaign fund from my father’s political machine
>fire staffer for negativity
>mfw kids today just don’t want to work
>mfw I have been employed by vibes, incumbency, and name recognition since Nixon
>mfw my entire career is one long group project where the taxpayer did all the work
>mfw I am the sigma grindset
>mfw the grind is fundraising breakfast, donor lunch, lobbyist dinner, then yelling at a 24-year-old barista for expecting health insurance
>democracy.jpeg

2026-06-15 04:14:10 UTC

>rewatch Toy Story as an adult
>realize Sid is like 10 years old
>his hobbies are blowing up toys, doing weird kitbashes, and laughing like a goblin
>so basically every unsupervised boy with access to fireworks and a garage
>movie frames him like he’s Josef Mengele because he put doll legs on a fishing rod
>“he tortures toys”
>my brother in Christ he does not know they are sentient
>to him this is literally arts and crafts for kids who found Dad’s toolbox
>meanwhile his household looks like it has a CPS file
>dead-eyed sister
>dog is feral
>mom is checked out
>dad is passed out drunk in a recliner
>this kid is clearly growing up in a house where he has to figure out dinner on his own most days of the week
>but no, obviously the real problem is that Sid made an infant-spider homunculus out of a baby doll and an erector set
>toys convene like a tiny plastic Nuremberg tribunal
>“this child must be stopped”
>what do they do
>tell him gently that toys have feelings?
>reveal themselves in a wholesome way?
>maybe create a teachable moment?
>nope
>they rise from the mud like the cursed dead of Passchendaele
>mutilated toy homunculi crawling toward him in the rain
>Woody rotates his head 180 degrees and speaks in the voice of divine judgment
>“we toys can see everything”
>“so play nice”
>Sid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>congratulations Woody
>you have just introduced a child from an unstable home to lifelong paranoid schizophrenia
>next scene Sid sees his sister’s doll and has a full-body trauma response
>the toys celebrate like they didn’t just create the first human victim of the Pixar Cinematic Universe
>Andy gets a cowboy
>Buzz gets a family
>Sid gets 14 years of therapy and a recurring nightmare where Combat Carl whispers his social security number from inside the walls
>then Toy Story 3 reveals he becomes a garbage man
>honestly king behavior
>survived supernatural plastic terrorism and entered municipal employment
>probably has the best union benefits of anyone in that movie
>still refuses to enter antique stores
>hears “you’ve got a friend in me” once at a wedding and has to go sit in his truck
>10/10 children’s film
>villain is a neglected creative kid
>heroes are immortal consumer products who enforce behavior through psychological warfare
>Pixar really said “what if your toys loved you, unless you’re poor and weird, in which case they will manifest as biblical demons”

2026-06-05 04:28:36 UTC

I didn't realize how much of mormonism is like a jewish skinwalking LARP until I started going down the mormon rabbit hole. Utah is basically Mormon Israel.

2026-05-23 21:38:53 UTC

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If I ever receive a terminal diagnosis, I fully intend to die with every possible balance completely maxxed out after every asset of any meaningful value has already been transferred to family and friends. Bankers would prefer you remain ignorant of the fact that unsecured debt dies with you.

2026-05-23 21:03:15 UTC

>be normie staring at your 8 lines of credit like they're a Pokémon card collection
>convinced you're responsibly building credit while getting scalped by bankers every single month you carry a balance
>there are only two ways to play this game
>Strategy 1: The CPA
>pay that shit in full every single month like a responsible adult
>stack every cashback, point and sign-up bonus like a fucking dragon
>literally printing free money while your credit score looks like a simp's OnlyFans sub count
>banks seethe because you're the guy who never pays any interest but they can't stop approving
>Strategy 2: The Joker (Debtmaxxed Defaultchad)
>open every card they let you
>ride that 0% intro APR like it's a stolen Ferrari
>buy shit, flip it, live like a king, then ghost them like a true chaos agent
>file bankruptcy every 7-8 years like it's a subscription service
>laugh maniacally as they send increasingly desperate letters
>your FICO is in the dirt but who cares when you're eating steak with their money?
>everyone else?
>lmao
>the wagie paying $89 minimum on his $12k balance at 27.99% APR
>the "I'll pay it off next month" guy for 47 straight months
>the "I only use it for emergencies" dude whose emergency is DoorDash every night
>these are the sacred debt cattle
>the beautiful midwits keeping the entire system alive
>banks literally model for us CPA chads and Joker psychos as "expected losses"
>they don't give a fuck
>there's so many normie NPCs in the middle they write off losses from the ends of the credit spectrum and still post record profits
>quarter after quarter
>CEO buys another yacht
>meanwhile you're either getting free flights to Japan or telling collections to suck your nuts from a burner phone
>mfw the only two winning moves are being a responsible autist or a complete financial terrorist
>everything in the middle is just paying for our sins
>stay based frens
>choose your fighter

2026-05-21 17:32:30 UTC

Do Moldovans really?
https://shitpost.cloud/media/92eca5f9-e8c9-4a63-b07f-868e7249ddca/ada.jpg

2026-05-20 23:13:13 UTC

Enjoy this W while you can, MIGA. It won't save you from the midterm rapening this fall. The Iran War has racked up a tab too large for the GOP to dodge.
#note1c7r…cj4s

2026-05-20 21:43:47 UTC

>Hello, HR Department?
>Based Department here, pack your shit, boss says you're fucking fired.
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2026-05-15 19:36:20 UTC

Chud the Builder's trial can be White people's OJ Simpson moment. We have a moral duty to nullify the trial for lulz.

2026-05-14 04:33:02 UTC

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Dank posted this three months ago and was immediately roasted to a crisp by his own fans in the comment section.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr89Tr4COac

2026-05-09 19:52:19 UTC

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Shop guy had an old Chevy Astro owned by his grandma he was willing to sell me for a grand. 100k miles, rebuilt engine, just needed a $35 brake line. Tempting considering I've done business with him for years and I trust he wasn't out to screw me, but I've found a few used Toyota SUVs that seem promising.

2026-05-09 17:42:23 UTC

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05 Cadillac DeVille that leaked fluids like a sieve, had body panels smashed to shit, and was now down one wheel.

2026-05-09 17:35:06 UTC

>shitbox towed to the shop again
>decide I'm not putting another dollar into this turd
>call salvage vultures to tow it off the lot
>they offer me $675 over the phone
>jeet shows up, takes a picture of the cat, shows it to me, says it's no good (???) and then offers $250
>turn around and offer it for that price to the shop guy who said he would've bought it off me while I was waiting
>jeet immediately starts seething that I'm going to offer his own scam price to somebody who didn't try to rip me off
>ups to $350
>tell him fuck you I'm selling to the shop guy for $250
>after two minutes of three-way arguing he gives me $600
>cackles at the shop guy as he tows it away
Shop guy wasn't even mad, he was just happy to help fuck up that jeet parasite's scam.

2026-05-04 21:18:48 UTC

>86 bucks to fill up my shitbox
Orange faggot doesn't get to brag about the gas prices ever again. I have never paid that much for a tank of gas. Ever.

2026-05-03 01:57:16 UTC

Uncle Adolf's strongest beaners on Fedi be like.
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2026-05-01 09:50:28 UTC

>be me
>global button event announced
>everyone on earth must press red or blue
>rules are simple enough for a golden retriever with anxiety meds
>press red: you live no matter what
>press blue: you live only if 50%+ people also press blue
>if blue loses, blue pressers die
>look at humanity
>look at election polling
>look at people who microwave fish in office break rooms
>look at Twitter users who think "my lived experience" defeats arithmetic
>look at people who would press blue because "red feels problematic"
>look at people who would press blue because a K-pop account made an infographic
>look at people who would press blue because the button is their favorite color
>look at people who would press blue because "actually, game theory says—"
>look at the average person trying to use a self-checkout machine
>press red immediately
>no hesitation
>no cinematic moral pause
>no Hans Zimmer music
>just slam that thing like it owes me money
>blue button people start shrieking
>"YOU'RE A MURDERER"
>mfw I picked the option with a 100% personal survival rate
>mfw if everyone picked my option nobody dies
>mfw their plan is "everyone climb into the suspicious van together or you're evil"
>blue shill posts thread
>"red button pressers are selfish psychopaths"
>thread has 47 paragraphs
>uses the phrase "moral responsibility" 19 times
>profile pic is a marble statue wearing a pride flag
>bio says "coordination problem enjoyer"
>pinned tweet is about how we need more trust in institutions
>another blue shill says red voters are "killing" blue voters
>bro
>you chose the button labeled MAY DIE IF NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE JOIN
>this is not murder
>this is you buying a parachute from Etsy and blaming gravity
>blue people start making religious arguments
>"if we all have faith, we can save everyone"
>"red pressers are dooming the righteous"
>"true empathy requires surrendering your life to the collective"
>oh cool
>we are now at suicide cult speedrun Any%
>waiting for them to hand me a robe
>waiting for the blue button elder to explain that the comet is coming
>waiting for someone named Brother Caleb to say "the red pressers have chosen the material world"
>waiting for a woman with dead eyes and a tambourine to ask if I've purified my doubt
>"but if everyone presses blue everyone lives too"
>yes
>and if everyone sends me $5 I become a billionaire
>unfortunately I have met everyone
>everyone is not doing that
>they say red is antisocial
>red is literally the only answer that works even if society is full of morons
>which, and I cannot stress this enough,
>it is
>blue plan:
>trust billions of strangers to coordinate perfectly enough that you don't die
>red plan:
>press red
>blue plan requires:
>global messaging campaign
>universal comprehension
>zero panic
>zero trolls
>zero defectors
>zero people going "lol watch this"
>zero toddlers
>zero dictators ordering citizens to press the wrong one
>zero terminally online people trying to make a point
>zero Frenchmen
>red plan requires:
>finger
>blue shill tells me I have no empathy
>my brother in Christ
>I am trying to live
>there will be plenty of time for empathy after I am not dead
>he says "I would rather die than live in a world of red pressers"
>there it is
>there's the Kool-Aid
>didn't even have to scroll far
>this is always how cults get you
>first it's "choose compassion"
>then it's "prove your compassion"
>then it's "why are you afraid of transcendence"
>then it's matching sneakers and a bunk bed in Guyana
>red button discourse reveals two types of people
>1. people who understand forced-choice survival scenarios
>2. people who can be talked into entering a barn by a man named Sunfather Elion because "the selfish will remain bound to flesh"
>press red
>live
>eat sandwich
>log back onto Xwitter
>blue check faggot with Steven Universe avatar calls me a genocidal coward
>he pressed blue in the poll
>poll ends 48% blue
>many such cases
#note13zv…z269

2026-04-10 21:44:00 UTC

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Has Jer stopped to consider that crashing out like this right before he's up for contract renewal with Rumble might be unwise?

2026-04-10 06:43:07 UTC

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All the OGs are coming out of the woodwork to felt Jer. It's like a high school reunion but for Internet bullying. Surprised our ol' prom king Jim hasn't come back for a special Jeremy stream yet.

2026-04-09 21:33:26 UTC

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2026-04-09 03:29:18 UTC

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2026-04-08 01:27:10 UTC

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Apparently lots of strip clubs deal in $2 bills, it's like the only place the Jeffersons actually circulate.

2026-04-08 01:22:50 UTC

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You should acquire as many of those coins as possible and start a business that lets people pay public fines with a flatbed's worth of Argentine cents.

2026-04-08 01:13:24 UTC

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Finding old cash around your house that's currently worth $0.0000000001 or not even legal tender anymore sounds like a quintessential Latin American experience.

2026-04-08 00:59:48 UTC

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Nigga frauding his flex with the "single hundred on a stack of ones" trick.

2026-04-07 02:10:51 UTC

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Jersh dropped Quartercuck's DMs after he went on an Easter day flagging spree.

2026-04-07 02:01:56 UTC

BAH GAWD JAWSH MOON IS JUMPING INTO THE RING WITH THE LEAKED DMS!

2026-04-07 01:15:10 UTC

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2026-04-06 21:13:33 UTC

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2026-04-06 06:24:28 UTC

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This war loves kicking off each week with Monday pandemonium.

2026-04-05 23:00:56 UTC

This is a real Trvth from Trump. Buddy has totally lost his marbles.
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2026-04-04 22:48:19 UTC

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Carry on, fellow Aryan.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/20a3ac84-531c-405a-a233-a73f05747755/b38.jpg

2026-04-04 22:44:36 UTC

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Devin is a king who doesn't respect the cringescript parser.

2026-04-04 22:34:47 UTC

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Y'know, it'd be a nice change of pace if one of these guys being exposed for depravity at least had some good taste about it, just once.

2026-04-04 04:39:17 UTC

@npub1qkz…vpkr
https://shitpost.cloud/media/e5764b93-1a55-4576-8ea7-5e0b49de0ff5/1ksqmaa-Screenshot_20260401_204306_Brave.jpg

2026-04-04 03:32:17 UTC

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2026-04-03 02:11:41 UTC

President Donald "Iran's military capacity has been totally obliterated folks, believe me" Trump out here getting completely felted by his own glowies.
#note1u6p…qw2d

2026-04-01 23:54:56 UTC

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Considering he's unironically a Muslim convert, probably an elementary schooler. Y'know the more I think about it the more I'm convinced I just doxxed Armstrong without even realizing it.

2026-04-01 23:50:23 UTC

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>Slavery is, like, a social construct bro
- Professor Cuck, future property of the Delgado Sugarcane Plantation
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2026-04-01 23:30:07 UTC

Well I don't think it's morally evil to string up rapists in the public square, professor.
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2026-03-31 22:48:03 UTC

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2026-03-28 20:26:44 UTC

Everybody in this neighborhood is fucking retarded, somebody should really check the local tap water for lead.
https://youtu.be/dBy-8s6ly08

2026-03-28 00:42:41 UTC

Tiger Woods out here living the booze cruise life like a king, respect.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/acee39d3-f89e-4bee-b51d-62398e8f0ff2/Screenshot_20260327-194115.png

2026-03-27 02:12:40 UTC

TVRST TVE PLVN PVTRIVTS

2026-03-26 19:31:12 UTC

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>WAAAH NOW MY KID KNOWS ABOUT EPSTEIN OH MY GOD AAAAAAH
Bitch this shit has been international news every week for the past year, maybe get angry at the politicians not doing a fucking thing about the actual crimes instead of edgy joke games on the Internet.

2026-03-26 19:26:18 UTC

>Five Nights at Epstein's
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: Gen Alpha is gonna be alright
https://shitpost.cloud/media/08a7beca-1dbb-4c27-b6e7-7f658980a0a8/YTDown.com_YouTube_Parent-shocked-after-child-played-Five-N_Media_oaceClDGipo_003_480p.mp4

2026-03-26 14:58:11 UTC

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Germany is so fucked that the one party with a fairly milquetoast center-right platform aside from remigration is under constant threat of being banned because they're winning and Democracy™️ is only valid when the heckin' chudderinos are losing.

2026-03-26 14:39:03 UTC

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All those "Europeans" who want them have some funny sounding last names, don't you think?

2026-03-26 14:17:03 UTC

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Israeli politicians have outright admitted they're using Europe as a dumping ground for the migrant waves brought about by all the wars for Greater Israel.

2026-03-26 13:07:13 UTC

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Because Israel is literally right there and all of this beef is literally because of Israel.

2026-03-26 12:51:20 UTC

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Well I mean it's only Israeli lives we're gambling with here, so all of them I guess.

2026-03-26 01:03:56 UTC

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2026-03-26 00:22:32 UTC

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Sounds like Israel's problem, not mine. Muh imminent nuclear threat is all a crock of shit cooked up by neocons anyway. Remember when North Korea because a nuclear power and the world was immediately awash in the flames of thermonuclear apocalypse? Yeah, me neither. Nobody running this show actually fears nuclear war, they fear permanently losing another geopolitical chew toy because he's fucking strapped now and nobody wants that heat.

2026-03-25 22:55:34 UTC

Nobody wanted this fucking war you orange nigger. What we HATE is when you do shit that NOBODY WANTS.

2026-03-22 20:41:13 UTC

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2026-03-22 06:21:12 UTC

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The cool part is that the payments are small enough to be meaningless to everybody who doesn't need them and glorified table scraps to everyone who does.

2026-03-22 06:17:22 UTC

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>NO IT'S MY MONEY I WANT IT BACK WE CAN'T JUST KILL THE DEMON!
t. Boomer with multiple properties and fat retirement accounts who doesn't even need the Social Security check

2026-03-22 06:12:28 UTC

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The worst part is normalfags who have been paying into it for long enough become like thralls of the entitlements vampire, ravenously fighting back against any attempt to destroy the demonic bureaucracy of entitlements.

2026-03-22 05:53:14 UTC

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That sounds like it only makes it worse. At least mine are stillbirths on the withholding line of the paycheck.

2026-03-21 19:46:45 UTC

Me mourning the thousands of dollars I never even got to hold before being sacrificed to Social Security and Medicare over the past year.
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2026-03-20 17:55:22 UTC

@npub1x2q…xpa7 this is a real burger chain in Argentina, you need to get on down there and give us a Big Nigga Burger food review.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/3e0dc693-7400-4338-9e69-d86b3789617b/555493280_18080153102284194_3533598226500968916_n.jpg

2026-03-20 02:15:36 UTC

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Jesus Christ I think the most I ever burned on Sonnet and Opus prompts in a month was like $20.

2026-03-20 02:12:47 UTC

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I kinda like the electric jeet because I'm lazy and finally get to live out my destiny of being the "ideas guy".

2026-03-20 02:10:39 UTC

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I had some success adding features to Dwarf Fortress LegendsViewer-Next until I got halfway through using Opus to rewrite the XML parser in C and got bored because it wasn't any faster and was still missing half the outputs.

2026-03-20 02:01:54 UTC

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Probably wouldn't be too hard to Claude up some jury-rigged theme personalization settings for Soapbox, I'll add it to the list of things I'll procrastinate until the end of time.

2026-03-20 01:47:39 UTC

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Gleason trying to get me to buy into the Nostr meme while I stubbornly continue to rule from a throne built atop his abandonware.

2026-03-20 01:41:48 UTC

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If it ain't broke

2026-03-20 01:41:15 UTC

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Yeah I avoid doing that.

2026-03-20 01:10:02 UTC

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Have you tried using these?
https://shitpost.cloud/media/00d6a6c3-68c7-4228-905d-5f145a3c97fc/000722465-1.webp

2026-03-19 22:35:06 UTC

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My admin is pretty chill.

2026-03-19 18:27:41 UTC

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If only it was 5 mil.

2026-03-19 18:18:38 UTC

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How fast can you pack up and get out of the country?

2026-03-15 00:31:30 UTC

https://shitpost.cloud/media/7f974afc-ddea-4711-94b3-b04372359c7d/1773526329127976m.jpg

2026-03-15 00:29:29 UTC

https://shitpost.cloud/media/3fd616d6-04e6-4b05-9899-567e00649755/1773525495782740m.jpg

2026-03-15 00:03:16 UTC

:marseysalat::marseysalat::marseysalat::marseysalat::marseysalat:
https://shitpost.cloud/media/fee3e59b-c352-4e61-8fd0-831dce103247/1773524911433452.mp4

2026-03-14 21:19:48 UTC

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Don't worry there's definitely a plan just trust it libtard.

2026-03-14 21:15:58 UTC

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We're so back Magapedes this was 1488D chess to rugpull the Israelis after starting a war they can't win alone. Trust the plan.

2026-03-14 21:08:46 UTC

>GOYIM HELP WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF INTERCEPTORS OY VEY
Why would you go public with this information?
https://shitpost.cloud/media/8618e9e6-6021-4476-9d39-04ec37bb451e/1773521127625100.png

2026-03-14 20:02:43 UTC

>incompetent jeet accidentally leaks Bibi's exact location
>shortly afterwards is smote from this earth by an IRGC airstrike
Please be true :marseyxd:
https://shitpost.cloud/media/7b11ff7a-3894-42da-bdd9-8f37d76603be/1773516665572617.png

2026-03-13 21:04:17 UTC

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Pete "Captain Obvious" Hegseth

2026-03-13 19:58:02 UTC

Idk maybe when oil tankers navigating through the Straight of Hormuz stop turning into fucking fireballs?
#note17lg…fx24

2026-03-13 19:51:41 UTC

Down seven grand today. Thanks Don.

2026-03-12 08:16:49 UTC

ETHAN RALPH ARRESTED IN MILWAUKEE LET'S GOOOOOO!!!

2026-03-12 07:19:07 UTC

I love that Quartering is just openly malding at Kino Casino on stream now. The only thing keeping this from turning into a full blown ReviewTechUSA-tier Casino-induced spiraling is that Jer isn't broke yet.

2026-03-12 06:27:30 UTC

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>Start another sand people war in the Middle East
>Iran suicide bombs the entire AI bubble in an act of glorious geopolitical martyrdom
>???
>PROFIT!!!
:marseytrump:

2026-03-12 06:16:38 UTC

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I told y'all niggas the commodity supercycle was coming.

2026-03-12 05:37:51 UTC

Hope you got helium stocks bros. Helium is like silver but invisible. Gas stops flowing and so do the magic silicon antichrist chips from the semiconductor fabs.
https://x.com/i/status/2031673535895081238

2026-03-07 00:04:34 UTC

Every idiot who enlisted in the past year because they thought the military was heckin' basederino again got rugpulled in the exact way that anon on /pol/ said they would.

2026-03-06 05:38:27 UTC

BREAKING: Unusual dropoff in /gif/ BBC saturation following the breakout of war in Iran, here's our coomer correspondent Dudebro with live reporting on the rapidly developing situation on the ground.
#note1rxn…nrdn

2026-03-06 05:14:32 UTC

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Recessions and alcoholism are like peanut butter and chocolate.

2026-03-06 05:11:18 UTC

I've had at least a dozen of these pop up in my recommended over the past few weeks and I'm getting heavy recession indicator vibes from it.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/10983c79-8ea1-45ce-8ba8-e46b12442787/Screenshot_20260305-231011.png

2026-03-05 03:25:45 UTC

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I'd bet good money Maija has been estranged from his entire family for a long time.

2026-03-05 03:19:59 UTC

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NAS has like two cool people in a sea of weirdo leafoid boomerites.

2026-03-05 03:14:14 UTC

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Oh, now I understand. It was about denying the frontrunner the attention he oh so desperately craved. Based.

2026-03-05 03:09:35 UTC

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How is he a bigger faggot than a literal pedotroon vodkanigger?

2026-03-05 02:59:23 UTC

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>Bigger faggot than Maija
I think that's a tad hyperbolic.