Kierkegaanks, π/🦴

https://beige.party/@Kierkegaanks

Class before ass. I don’t know what that actually means.

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2026-07-30 13:10:07 UTC

Offering POTUS a gift
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2026-06-11 09:50:34 UTC

Sverigedemokraternas logotyp förbjuds på allmän plats. ”Det är en symbol för auktoritär kontroll och för kvinnors underordning, helt enkelt”

2026-06-10 18:47:04 UTC

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there’s a sci fi miniseries where that phrase is associated with blowing up london

2026-06-05 06:40:49 UTC

Princess Leia has skin like porcelain and hair like a continental breakfast

2026-06-04 14:11:03 UTC

How old are you in American years?
Multiply your international standard age (eg 30) with 9/5 and add 32.
30*9/5+32=86 years old

2026-06-02 17:15:57 UTC

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BRRRRRAWWWWW when it kills you

2026-06-01 12:51:05 UTC

Imagine forcing age verification on mastodon, so underaged people don’t get exposed to trains, linux and the existence of homosexuality

2026-06-01 12:33:35 UTC

Try the Atom heart mother suite with a cocktail on a warm afternoon

2026-05-30 12:15:50 UTC

Are you going to plague markets fair
Horse-dewormer, whale carcass and lard
Remember me when I’m doing pushups
And my excuse for a human voice

2026-05-28 17:51:52 UTC

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clean the transport buffer of nazis

2026-05-27 07:45:50 UTC

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but anyway, i don’t collect bibliographies, but it coincided with the civil war in yugoslavia and military factions financed their genocidal activities with smuggling cigarettes (at first) to Sweden. But at least we were being moral about smoking

2026-05-27 07:28:24 UTC

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morality laws in nannystate projects will always be backed with endless arguments and invariably chernobylize in its own face

2026-05-27 07:18:08 UTC

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like with alcohol during the prohibition in the US

2026-05-27 07:17:35 UTC

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They will still get it and there will be providers

2026-05-27 07:04:42 UTC

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In Sweden, when tobacco was restricted by way of taxation in the 90s, the consequence was that new fsctions of organized crime established itself and infiltrated the country in a way that we are still reeling from 30 years later

2026-05-27 06:55:36 UTC

In the UK, the nannystate will make it impossible for people born from 2009 to buy tobacco legally. Ever.
What could possibly go wrong?

2026-05-23 19:52:23 UTC

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creaky

2026-05-19 16:22:07 UTC

Whine whine whine complain gripe

2026-05-14 20:25:28 UTC

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i’ll feel so much better about the world if/when zuck and his minions go to prison

2026-05-12 22:53:48 UTC

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they have a brother?

2026-05-12 08:36:41 UTC

Millennials killed the 1900s

2026-05-06 19:34:38 UTC

What song has the feeliest feels?
#poll #music

2026-04-28 02:04:40 UTC

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during the great depression i believe they used sugar and citric acid for lemonade

2026-04-27 20:58:46 UTC

What will you have gone to hell for if your punishment is being locked in a sauna on fire with lars ulrich?

2026-04-21 16:55:28 UTC

Just say no to publications that threaten you
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2026-04-21 16:35:50 UTC

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it was surprisingly good

2026-04-21 16:31:34 UTC

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i baked yesterday. Pan pizza to a cabbage and bean soup

2026-04-21 15:57:03 UTC

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so you know who to make baguettes?

2026-04-20 09:47:08 UTC

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2026-04-18 17:51:47 UTC

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and a graphical desktop environment

2026-04-18 13:23:39 UTC

Apparently US hotels are not seeing a world cup bump in bookings… at all. Omg i can’t believe internationals are avoiding the fifa ticket prices in a xenophobic police state!

2026-04-18 00:26:28 UTC

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what if your fursona is a human?

2026-04-18 00:18:02 UTC

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monKey cat

2026-04-18 00:16:05 UTC

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even if a 6ft money cat might be disturbing

2026-04-18 00:15:35 UTC

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i wish i could loaf like a cat

2026-04-17 13:05:00 UTC

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maybe dance and sing about it?

2026-04-17 12:24:01 UTC

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definitely not. I also had class mates ”tattooing ” themselves with the graphite from pencils

2026-04-17 12:08:17 UTC

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good wholesome times

2026-04-16 08:30:01 UTC

Do you read ikea instructions?

2026-04-15 21:42:50 UTC

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FIST MY BUMP 👎🏼

2026-04-12 14:13:54 UTC

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almost 40 years

2026-04-09 13:56:11 UTC

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they would all have been killed in the nuclear war had kennedy ordered an air strike instead of a blockade like the military wanted

2026-04-09 13:52:59 UTC

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well he did kind of save the world in 1962

2026-04-09 13:11:14 UTC

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bob mcnamara seems to have been a cunt, but he wasn’t dumb by any measure

2026-04-08 13:00:54 UTC

Mastodon is like Bob’s Burgers. Funny. Warm. Neurodivergent. In a feud with the school counselor.

2026-04-07 14:58:42 UTC

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what would it take to make you stop your boss?

2026-04-07 14:11:56 UTC

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why, yes?

2026-04-06 21:50:48 UTC

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i meant spinal, but potato potato

2026-04-06 21:48:55 UTC

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getting cerebral injuries would be a small price for the fourth massage that day

2026-04-06 21:31:05 UTC

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is he wearing his sidecouch?

2026-04-06 19:33:29 UTC

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avoiding open conflicts with nero might make the repairs easier later?

2026-04-04 22:55:48 UTC

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theocratic hellscape with a beat

2026-04-01 14:05:26 UTC

”Invest in bitcoin”
-Sun Tzu

2026-03-22 20:07:41 UTC

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For your eyes only (1981)… i think everyone from the writers to the editors and composers were on cocaine based on the choices made.

2026-03-22 19:53:02 UTC

The Bondmovies hit Netflix in march. They’re going away in april. But there are less than 30 of them

2026-03-18 20:59:05 UTC

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Romeo and Titanic

2026-03-17 16:14:22 UTC

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it’s a bit sus to need to know who instead of relating to the message

2026-03-17 14:45:59 UTC

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So, I was arrested for moleststion when I pinched her. Now accepting donations for bail

2026-03-13 17:54:59 UTC

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That was definitely the issue at hand

2026-03-13 17:36:34 UTC

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i think it’s the prideful ignorance that’s the issue, not being unaware in itself

2026-03-13 14:20:29 UTC

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This is from seeing a top youtube comment mocking the fact that radiowaves are light, and telling a probable physicist, engineer or teacher to go back to school

2026-03-13 14:14:14 UTC

What if really dumb and functionally ignorant people had their own internet, sort of like a kids table at a birthday party?

2026-03-09 18:24:00 UTC

-My boss is very open minded to gender and never questioned that I wanted to identify as a woman. He just started paying me 70% of my previous salary.

2026-03-03 12:34:36 UTC

Israel hacked surveillance cameras to track Khamenei everywhere for two years before they killed him instead of waiting for a few more months
Enjoy your Amazon Ring camera

2026-02-27 15:34:49 UTC

I just saw a mink rush a rat (that was larger than it) from behind and kill it

2026-02-21 22:42:07 UTC

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also, bessent is a lunatic

2026-02-14 19:37:13 UTC

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ja så fungerar det där

2026-02-13 19:00:50 UTC

Kinderegg surprise xenomorph

2026-02-08 14:01:27 UTC

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[x] my navel

2026-02-05 13:29:30 UTC

State of the union with President Trump in 2035
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2026-01-31 00:29:38 UTC

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Do you have a planned release date regarding info about the next hardware platform brand?

2026-01-25 14:06:26 UTC

Oh nostalgia! My school didn’t think up to date hardware was necessary to learn the basics of computer coding, so we had these boxes from the early 70s
You would write your code in assembler with pen and paper. Then manually translate it into binary, still with pen and paper. Then input the binary code with the dip switches and flip the read switch to enter it into memory.
We did not make it run doom.
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2026-01-24 22:23:44 UTC

What penguin are you?

2026-01-22 23:15:26 UTC

Hannibal Lecter is eating the face of his prison guard and I can’t help but think of LRRR

2026-01-18 11:47:50 UTC

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they really didn’t want to fact check

2026-01-18 00:02:09 UTC

Til fluorine is so reactive it sets fire to asbestos

2026-01-17 12:09:27 UTC

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my old iphone isn’t allowed to install security update 18.7.3 … only 26.2

2026-01-16 17:19:09 UTC

Does anyone else feel like it’s monday or tuesday today?

2026-01-16 15:48:00 UTC

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i once tried to whisk eggs with whiskers. Once. Cat didn’t like that

2026-01-16 11:43:59 UTC

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super sleepers who only need 3-4 hours a night get alzheimers at a higher rate than the general population. Thatcher and Reagan for instance. JUSTICE

2026-01-11 12:59:15 UTC

Researchers in Japan have developed a food safe cellulose based plastic that can be made into almost any style of plastic with equivalent strength to petroleum based plastics… and get this … it dissolves in saltwater, leaving no microplastics behind

2026-01-10 13:58:36 UTC

If a bully goes too far with the wrong target and gets their face horribly destroyed, who’s to blame?

2026-01-09 14:58:21 UTC

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can you pay with $noncecoins?

2026-01-08 17:41:35 UTC

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Because having a standing prescription with a built in limit would be too complicated
to return to

2026-01-08 11:12:55 UTC

Tjänstledig polis som representerar sd i justitieutskottet åkte fast för fyllekörning och…
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2026-01-07 12:47:41 UTC

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Have I got noose for you

2026-01-07 12:12:01 UTC

I’m writing a biography on Stephen Miller’s life before prison. I’m naming it after the dada movement’s embrace of absurdity: Cabaret Nosferatu

2026-01-05 14:15:12 UTC

Apparently, people who don’t give a fuck about sports tend to have different brain structures than the majority population, that don’t get addictive dopamine kicks from team inclusions, act more individualistically and have less us vs them antagonism towards outsiders. But also lower levels of empathy training in the context of watching the struggles of athletes

2026-01-03 17:55:30 UTC

Americania is, and has always been, at war with Venezuela

2025-12-31 12:25:45 UTC

@ Howard Schultz
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2025-12-30 21:35:21 UTC

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kettle + pot o noodles?

2025-12-30 17:52:15 UTC

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what is that tng episode with ro flowergirl?

2025-12-30 10:57:34 UTC

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kanske behövs någon sorts överstatligt eu-stöd för att skydda mot auktoritärt statligt inflytande?

2025-12-29 14:25:41 UTC

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frame it like ”i won’t pay for ai doing…”

2025-12-28 22:45:58 UTC

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John Le Carré?

2025-12-28 22:32:49 UTC

What role do you associate the most with distinguished welshman Sir Patrick Stewart?

2025-12-28 13:46:12 UTC

Brigitte #Bardot has passed away, and because of what she was like it’s as good a time as any to spread awareness of that there is an originalist overlap of fascist authoritarianism and an obsession with animal rights and environmentalism.
Unintuitively, you need to be more on your toes and aware of the substance of what those activists are actually working for
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2025-12-28 13:06:08 UTC

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nevermind, it is listed. My phone screen wasn’t sharp enough to see it immediately

2025-12-28 13:04:24 UTC

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can you guys tweak it so the artist and song currently playing is listed?

2025-12-28 12:58:23 UTC

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ooh i remember 120 minutes with marcel introducing me to the best weird music