⚡tephen

@nprofile…pncj
https://npub1lqulkec5tx98yv7snk759tuzejtcr5865468fuvyrtuskhynpyush5qaf3.blossom.band/0600f22854a35acb735bb9c503ecb779a0d722c32e7336c2bdca13014c2b0876.jpg
@nprofile…rvcc is attempting to reach you about a purchase but you have him muted 🫣😆

2026-04-01 09:57:26 UTC

GM and pv everyone 💜🫂🌄☕

2026-03-31 20:49:57 UTC

bro...
8 million hashes lmao perhaps I should turn that pow down :wisp-lol:
https://nostr.download/88c0e98924ac05aa9dd540e8719ab841253fa8039dfdcd723b3b7791e8873fab.png

2026-03-31 20:41:09 UTC

Fuck you Claude! 😂😂
I can't do anything for you, Dave!
https://x.com/wesbos/status/2038961138130432382
https://npub1lqulkec5tx98yv7snk759tuzejtcr5865468fuvyrtuskhynpyush5qaf3.blossom.band/1b80d2bcda4cd13214c536f5c68ff970381e2e85b429e8c2e3f45410b023417f.png

2026-03-31 20:35:31 UTC

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I bought $1 worth on Cash app to test it. Does that count? 😂

2026-03-31 20:29:09 UTC

Hell yeah, broke my own record!
#naddr1qv…guwf
#holyfit #wellbeing #ProofOfWalk

2026-03-31 20:24:22 UTC

https://www.nyan.cat/index.php?cat=tacnayn
It's just super unsettling. Close second goes to elevator. Feels claustrophobic 😆

2026-03-30 19:14:08 UTC

Outta the fiat mines!

2026-03-30 09:59:46 UTC

Gm and pv everyone 💜🫂🌄☕
Time for a fresh week of bullshit!

2026-03-29 23:51:33 UTC

yet i can't wake up
#nevent1q…s6n8

2026-03-29 22:45:28 UTC

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she's got them dab sweats

2026-03-29 22:36:07 UTC

Woo! :D
#naddr1qv…yamk

2026-03-29 21:39:32 UTC

I'm honestly surprised my owncast hasn't crashed... I mean knock on wood, but not too bad! Just had to tune the settings down! 😆

2026-03-29 20:41:33 UTC

Oppe...forgot my phone Ron. Turn around please!
#nevent1q…6f6e

2026-03-29 19:59:01 UTC

Had to do some live debugging because even after weeks of testing the second you make something public, its going to break. Thems the rules 😂
Keeping it going for 24 hours 😁
#naddr1qq…yyjz

2026-03-29 13:24:46 UTC

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Thank you! 🫂
It's mainly testing the plugin for now. It worked when I tested it but, you know how that goes 😂

2026-03-29 13:12:05 UTC

Testing out my new #OpenRCT2 plugin 🎢
https://live.vanderwarker.family
#naddr1qq…e6py

2026-03-29 12:40:05 UTC

8:40 AM and still no release....
#WispIsDead
#nevent1q…3e7m

2026-03-28 23:28:54 UTC

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gm! 💜🫂

2026-03-28 22:06:07 UTC

Beautiful photo 🌸💜🫂
#nevent1q…d75u

2026-03-28 21:58:24 UTC

Nak has always been my go-to Nostr tool 🔥
Pun intended 😏
#nevent1q…xnl0

2026-03-28 21:00:32 UTC

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Fun fact, you go back far enough on my relay, I've totally done this in Amethyst not realizing I was liking my own events 🙄😂😂

2026-03-28 17:27:32 UTC

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That Starbucks prob cheaper then the gas! 💀

2026-03-28 14:26:04 UTC

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Noice!

2026-03-27 05:15:56 UTC

*sigh*

2026-03-26 12:44:12 UTC

I need to take a vacation.
I'm so fuckin over stressed. I'm going to snap.
Can't do this shit broooo

2026-03-25 20:00:46 UTC

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Just got $34 from NY!

2026-03-25 19:58:28 UTC

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What a beautiful place to grow up!

2026-03-25 15:20:07 UTC

Oh fuckin hell yeah...
NY State taxes come back ... $34 😆😳🤔

2026-03-25 03:11:33 UTC

Woo wee. AI saves the day... yikes lol
#nevent1q…flvj

2026-03-25 02:33:41 UTC

Huh.
docker compose pull && docker compose restart ... and #blossom database is borked.

2026-03-25 01:28:27 UTC

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Not a word I use often! 😂

2026-03-23 22:48:46 UTC

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https://radicale.org/v3.html

2026-03-23 22:40:43 UTC

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Well I just figured since he's allergic... 😆😋

2026-03-23 22:03:09 UTC

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That's absolutely bonkers...but like to each their own I guess? Keeps the local cat population lower 😂

2026-03-23 21:57:51 UTC

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I think I did mine correctly 😂

2026-03-22 14:06:28 UTC

Simple NIP-50 to search how toxic I really am! WOO
https://search.scuba323.com
wss://search.scuba323.com

2026-03-22 01:25:37 UTC

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Blade sharpener enters chat 😂

2026-03-22 01:17:42 UTC

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Been using my Pixel 9 for nearly a year. Feels sluggish but I also have way too much running in the background. 10 looks nice but I am way out of the loop and I'm sure there's hardware issues. Always seems to be with Pixels 😳
I'd love to be running roms but I have a network locked device so I can't OEM unlock 😫

2026-03-21 18:18:04 UTC

/me Check's in on slop... Oh shit, pow.scuba323.com has 3 events!?
😂🤌🔥🚀

2026-03-21 11:47:15 UTC

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Thanks! I never used to be into wordle. All it took was Nostr colors and integration 😂

2026-03-21 07:32:38 UTC

WORD5 #533 3/6
⬛🟧⬛🟧⬛
🟪🟧⬛🟧🟧
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
https://word5.otherstuff.ai

2026-03-20 05:18:41 UTC

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Or worse, makes one without telling! 🥴😂

2026-03-20 04:19:48 UTC

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Very neat! I've been using Asterisk for some years now. ATA's are great, but sometimes having physical devices meant for one purpose, is the way. This is like an Asterisk ASIC 😆

2026-03-20 02:00:48 UTC

ah hell yeah, I used to play this game for hours on #PS2
https://store.steampowered.com/app/6060/STAR_WARS_Battlefront_II_Classic_2005/

2026-03-18 09:08:33 UTC

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Isn't VAT a tax too? 😂

2026-03-16 23:19:20 UTC

https://vanderwarker.family/nostr/bookmarks/
Got a NIP-B0 viewer! Also made a nice bookmarklet to add new websites!
https://nostr.download/352d2a46f6d962052f5439f88017f4581a77e1dadf6ba60b10d1f46a41fd550e.png
My /nostr/ folder lookin' pretty good now 💜🫂

2026-03-16 09:10:04 UTC

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To be fair, my relay crashes a lot 😂

2026-03-16 07:53:50 UTC

The simulation is real! 😂💀
#nevent1q…gywv

2026-03-15 22:27:49 UTC

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Oooohh...that's a neat idea!!
I wanna put lnurl withdrawal QR codes, and see where people scan it from. Too bad i never make it to the ocean 😂

2026-03-15 21:23:44 UTC

oope.... #jynx
https://nostr.download/c0e0819d5cf5b16c71ad32453e8126ca6ceaf74aaff566d336994c647aefa8e4.png
#nevent1q…4lum

2026-03-15 21:21:20 UTC

Not quite sure why it starts with "crane" everytime. I'm assuming it's (x) down the list and that's a hard coded starting point. Haven't lost yet lmao
#nevent1q…c5as

2026-03-15 21:01:05 UTC

kek
https://npub1w0rdl37lqadtc3dhhg66yllc7su4klquevckzn02plwu0jcpkdhsu7z5px.nsite.scuba323.com/

2026-03-15 18:54:33 UTC

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I believe that's what he does then the AI is trying to create merge PRs. View the repo shows lots of claude/ branches

2026-03-15 17:10:46 UTC

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Just allow them write access to the repo.
Problem...pushed on to next week! 😂

2026-03-15 16:36:40 UTC

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My phone's in permanent silent mode. Gonna have to turn on notifications 😁

2026-03-15 15:08:41 UTC

I bet someone goes after this next...well I assume someone already is. Just in cryptography in general as well. All gonna wake up doomed 😂💀
#nevent1q…eyau

2026-03-15 15:01:35 UTC

No wait .. or was that alby? 😂
#nevent1q…5u2v

2026-03-15 15:00:24 UTC

The amount of bugs that are still out there, is what really worries me 💀
#nevent1q…yglj

2026-03-15 14:55:29 UTC

Oh... #wisp has a sound effect when you send zaps
I'm gonna be emptying my wallet 😂

2026-03-15 14:51:29 UTC

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I can't wait for the news article when something up chain gets hacked and peoples bots are spitting their hard drive onto the web 😂😂

2026-03-15 07:26:30 UTC

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https://youtu.be/c116CZKfNOM

2026-03-14 15:59:36 UTC

👀👀
https://github.com/vitorpamplona/amethyst/actions/runs/23091017748/job/67075507794

2026-03-14 15:31:05 UTC

CHESS?!
#nevent1q…46yd

2026-03-14 15:27:48 UTC

wat
I am too stupid to understand w.o.t 😆
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/59c729989f7d59012ebeb946be5ead0cdaca7afeb85e8b86fdfcb78bb40e4940.png
https://grapevine.my

2026-03-14 14:47:25 UTC

This one's for #footstr
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/d2fd7e710721b5f6d4ce2bf1fb3abf2ee710eb5c2ae5c22d94fcc29381c762d2.mp4

2026-03-14 14:12:48 UTC

For real though, success rate up 200 fold 🤌🔥
https://gitworkshop.dev/npub1q3sle0kvfsehgsuexttt3ugjd8xdklxfwwkh559wxckmzddywnws6cd26p/git.shakespeare.diy/nostr-skills

2026-03-14 11:31:47 UTC

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I gotchu bro 😂😆
https://gitworkshop.dev/npub14fljx2rcpdf6llpzpv6hkxx3q5w2a95qn35jdfckynnsjtkgltpqsx4st0/relay.ngit.dev/follows-dont-matter

2026-03-14 09:40:48 UTC

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@nprofile…tdq0

2026-03-14 09:31:33 UTC

It bothers me to no end that I will never have the secret that generated this glorious npub...
stephen@Stephen  ~  nak encode npub $(nak key generate)
@npub1fg6…nkys
The ending... 😂😂

2026-03-14 01:22:50 UTC

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If only they used K:0 correctly! 😆

2026-03-13 21:12:25 UTC

Now to get video calls working again.
#nevent1q…mjt7

2026-03-13 21:06:36 UTC

Migrated #synapse to #MAS and immediately broke every bot. 🤦‍♂️ PSA: If you're using #maubot, don't rely on the temporary session keys from the browser. They'll invalidate as soon as you close the tab! I mean duh. 😜😂
So just had to generate some legacy keys and we're going again.

2026-03-13 16:31:12 UTC

WORD5 #525 2/6
🟪🟪🟪⬛⬛
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
https://word5.otherstuff.ai
Holy shit 🤯😆

2026-03-12 06:45:21 UTC

Fair waring; If you update your ngit-relay it will run a "docker system prune -f"
So...that's neat.

2026-03-12 00:27:34 UTC

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I'll have to git pull once I get back home 😁

2026-03-12 00:26:24 UTC

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Oh! Nip-38 user statues?
That's a good idea! Already have expiration and such supported.

2026-03-12 00:21:45 UTC

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Did you change the "stories" kind?
Excited to see where this client goes! 👀🔥

2026-03-12 00:20:15 UTC

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He added nip-89 so it will show up as "Posting from Wisp" in other clients that support it as well.

2026-03-11 21:25:57 UTC

Now we don't have to put posting from #wisp 😁😆

2026-03-11 19:53:50 UTC

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https://github.com/greenart7c3/Citrine

2026-03-11 13:16:17 UTC

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I'm so over tired 😫
Im excited for storms! It means spring!! 😁😁😁

2026-03-11 09:23:16 UTC

GM and pv everyone 💜🫂🌄☕
Headed to work on 2 hours of sleep because I spend half my nights staring at the wall 😆😫😭

2026-03-11 04:12:11 UTC

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Ah. Explains why I have an event for it.
k:30509 has been "claimed" by zsp (Zapstore)
https://nostrhub.io/naddr1qvzqqqrcvypzq7xwd748yfjrsu5yuerm56fcn9tntmyv04w95etn0e23xrczvvraqys8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnkv9hxgetjwashy6m9wghxvctdd9k8jtcqr43hy7tsw3hkwunpwp5xjcedd9jx2mn5d968jttswfhk7enn2d2txv
Not sure which came first 🤯😂

2026-03-11 04:07:44 UTC

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what is this?
I clicked them but is shows a blank photo?
https://nostr.download/6f5a3dca04fa8a5e35c28d387c1f13d291565d011913cb649ab52e7ed4d21f68.png

2026-03-11 01:40:30 UTC

I think it's time to make a fully nip compliant web client.
Nostrudel just ain't doing it anymore. I haven't been able to use PoW for months!

2026-03-10 22:17:47 UTC

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Vibe coding 😂

2026-03-10 17:08:52 UTC

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DIDNT HAPPEN

2026-03-10 02:27:28 UTC

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Imagine someone yelling "get em" 😂😆

2026-03-09 17:12:37 UTC

bro...63 and sunny.
hell to the yeahhhh 😁😁

2026-03-09 15:31:17 UTC

Got an idea for my next #Wellbeing app!
Gotta keep adding to my ecosystem 😂😋💜

2026-03-09 15:16:24 UTC

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Pass

2026-03-09 14:44:58 UTC

Not sure if it's better or worse now 💀😂😳
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/986cf36c6253378b166b7e676349db1368f8956d74c7a02359b737ab45629301.png
#nevent1q…pw0w

2026-03-09 11:01:44 UTC

So are we 😂
#nevent1q…4y7k

2026-03-09 07:36:52 UTC

Not going well... 😂💀
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/559452f2e2eff86e5f97670686c9b288efc612ec9c4c951760680f89ab11eff6.png
#nevent1q…e9r3

2026-03-09 07:08:58 UTC

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Success 🙌🏼

2026-03-09 06:55:07 UTC

Added wss://inbox.scuba323.com to my k:10002
Let's see how this goes 😆 🚀
If it survives the next few days, I will release it.

2026-03-08 21:27:35 UTC

damn thing keeps crashing
#nevent1q…d5lp