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I've been spraying newskin on my dick for years and my foreskin is still not back to OEM 😢
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2025-03-10 19:48:35 UTC

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I usually will buy the whole primal and cut down but they've even been pricing "rib roast" at crazy prices $17 plus. I did see a choice boneless ribeye for 21 last weekend. My carnivore diet is basically chuck and skirt now.

2025-03-10 17:57:04 UTC

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And here i am with 10 year old victorinox cheapos (they're sharp as hell)

2025-03-10 14:13:30 UTC

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People are also so hung up on pack price. They, especially women, can't fathom that they're contributing to their own inflation by not shopping the unit cost.

2024-09-01 09:27:27 UTC

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2024-08-30 15:00:52 UTC

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Good morning A Spastic Or Whatever Now

2024-08-28 06:43:57 UTC

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Mexican pink cock weiner wasn't on my bingo card this morning

2024-08-27 21:26:59 UTC

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Loves me trump loves me conservative immigrants loves me safety red flag sensical assault gun laws and maga country lgbtqs Ally's bringing both parties back to the middle wwg1wgALL!!!!

2024-08-27 13:47:30 UTC

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Good morning hope you have a good day

2024-08-27 13:12:31 UTC

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If they think it's for trump never defeated or something they will post it everywhere

2024-08-27 12:52:08 UTC

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They're good fine people Dan but they don't know what the queers are doing to the solar panels

2024-08-23 14:05:00 UTC

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Hellthreads keep moving this is a seeking God's favor neighborhood

2024-08-23 13:36:22 UTC

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If it were willed by God, that would mean he changed his mind since this wasn't Jesus' action

2024-08-23 13:19:27 UTC

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State enforcement takes away God's will for mankind to separate and walk with him of their own free will. It creates false testimony and belief without faith. Placedom then supersedes a personal relationship and creates boundaries in the mind of where God is most powerful and accessible.

2024-08-21 20:10:08 UTC

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Can you play as the pajeets and shit in inappropriate places

2024-08-21 11:30:52 UTC

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Ok so the church's certainty is solely from scripture (OT/NT) and not from other works or traditions and the church brethren are able to interpret that scripture and study

2024-08-21 10:46:34 UTC

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Wat

2024-08-21 10:40:30 UTC

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You said the new Testament isn't your only scriptural book. If joel osteen became orthodox he'd be in your canon as well. The catholics have added so much. The catholics had to for centuries hide the word in latin so no one could call them out for their deceptions even burning people alive that would translate it.

2024-08-21 10:34:07 UTC

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You've taken as canon that which isn't in scripture and propped it up to equal or greater value than scripture

2024-08-21 10:24:51 UTC

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2 Timothy 3:15-17 – And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus. 16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: 17 That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.
That which is not in the Bible is not scripture nor inspired

2024-08-21 10:10:23 UTC

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Does your church get all of God's truth through scripture alone or through scripture and tradition

2024-08-21 10:01:10 UTC

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I see

2024-08-21 09:57:30 UTC

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Amen to that but I don't see this "true orthodoxy" there

2024-08-21 09:53:19 UTC

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What verse are russian catacombs in?

2024-08-21 09:36:47 UTC

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Christians are the community. There are many named beliefs and churches in the Bible, where is yours named since you claim sole authority of it?

2024-08-21 08:52:34 UTC

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The Bible does not belong to any one group, it is God's message to mankind

2024-08-21 08:44:13 UTC

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Who is the we your are referring to?

2024-08-21 08:35:25 UTC

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I hear you, but what is your point in making argument that a counsel exists to redirect early Christians towards gospel? That other counsels - not in the Bible - have the same authority as the Bible itself?

2024-08-21 08:26:24 UTC

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You don't make sense. Biblical authority is the Bible. I think you're sperging on some vocabulary issue.

2024-08-21 08:21:37 UTC

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The only legitimate church hierarchy is that of elder and deacon pastoring care from biblical scripture, expanding membership by sharing gospel.

2024-08-21 06:57:13 UTC

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James taught direct priesthood of the believer so I'm not sure your point. Galatians warns of other gospels that are not another gospel. Catholicism and it's offshoots did judaize it's own rites

2024-08-20 22:23:56 UTC

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The counsels and extra documental texts are the heresy we were warned about in galatians. Faith alone, no rituals required the final sacrifice has already been made with Christ's blood.

2024-08-20 21:02:10 UTC

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It's fortunately made easy for us to get saved from eternal fire, admit sin and ask Christ for forgiveness and have faith that he lived, died for our sins, and resurrected again after 3 days having overcome physical death.
The rest isn't required for salvation but for obedience, because we want to please God and obtain great station in his heavenly kingdom. If we could do that 100% effectively, we wouldn't have needed him as our only saving grace. The church is to help one another in ministry, fellowship and expansion.

2024-08-20 16:49:43 UTC

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But they're not part of the new covenant, they're earthly traditions a local church can maintain but aren't required for salvation

2024-08-20 15:43:57 UTC

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Standardized and biblical aren't really saying the same thing. A marriage ceremony is nice to have but it's not required for a holy marriage. A Christian should want to be married in their local church. Neither is a funeral ceremony. Baptism and Last Supper are a show of obedience. There should definitely be a welcoming process and learning process that graduates into membership. After salvation, new Christians should be introduced to Jesus' commandments, and the books of John and Revelation and baptized. Growing into the church should have a rebirth into accountability as a preteen and baptism before full membership.

2024-08-20 14:24:00 UTC

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Fun fact, donkeys are one of the only other mammals that squirt

2024-08-20 14:13:30 UTC

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It's easy to settle denominational differences by eliminating all the heresy of other gospels that aren't actually the gospel like priests, rites and non biblical "canon". Church is simple as:
Biblical Authority
The Bible is the final authority in all matters of belief and practice because the Bible is inspired by God and bears the absolute authority of God Himself. Whatever the Bible affirms, accept as true. No human opinion or decree of any church group can override the Bible. Even creeds and confessions of faith, which attempt to articulate the theology of Scripture, do not carry Scripture’s inherent authority. ( 2 Timothy 3:15-17; 1 Thessalonians 2:13; 2 Peter 1:20-21)
Autonomous Local Church
The local church is an independent body accountable to the Lord Jesus Christ, the Head of the church. All human authority for governing the local church resides within the local church itself. Thus the church is autonomous, or self-governing. No religious hierarchy outside the local church may dictate a church’s beliefs or practices. Autonomy does not mean isolation. A church may fellowship with other churches around mutual interests and in an associational tie, but a church cannot be a “member” of any other body. ( Colossians 1:18; 2 Corinthians 8:1-5, 19, 23)
Priesthood of the Believer
“Priest” is defined as “one authorized to perform the sacred rites of a religion, especially as a mediatory agent between humans and God.” Every believer today is a priest of God and may enter into His presence in prayer directly through our Great High Priest, Jesus Christ. No other mediator is needed between God and people. As priests, we can study God’s Word, pray for others, and offer spiritual worship to God. We all have equal access to God–whether we are a preacher or not. ( 1 Peter 2:5, 9; Revelation 5:9-10)
Only Two Ordinances
The local church should practice two ordinances: (1) baptism of believers by immersion in water, identifying the individual with Christ in His death, burial, and resurrection, and (2) the Lord’s Supper, or communion, commemorating His death for our sins.  (Matthew 28:19-20; 1 Corinthians 11:23-32)
Individual Soul Liberty
Every individual, whether a believer or an unbeliever, has the liberty to choose what he believes is right in the religious realm. No one should be forced to assent to any belief against his will. However, this liberty does not exempt one from responsibility to the Word of God or from accountability to God Himself.  (Romans 14:5, 12; 2 Corinthians 4:2; Titus 1:9)
Restricted Church Membership
Local church membership is restricted to individuals who give a believable testimony of personal faith in Christ and have publicly identified themselves with Him in believer’s baptism. When the members of a local church are believers, a oneness in Christ exists, and the members can endeavor to keep the unity of the Spirit in the bond of peace.  (Acts 2:41-47; 1 Corinthians 12:12; 2 Corinthians 6:14; Ephesians 4:3)
Two Offices
The Bible mandates only two offices in the church: elder and deacon. The three terms—”pastor”, “elder”, and “bishop/overseer”—all refer to the same office. The two offices of elder and deacon exist within the local church, not as a hierarchy outside or over the local church. ( 1 Timothy 3:1-13; Acts 20:17-38; Philippians 1:1)
Separation of Church and State
God established both the church and the civil government, and He gave each its own distinct sphere of operation. The government’s purposes are outlined in Romans 13:1-7 and the church’s purposes in Matthew 28:19-20. Neither should control the other, nor should there be an alliance between the two. Christians in a free society can properly influence government toward righteousness, which is not the same as a denomination or group of churches controlling the government.  (Matthew 22:15-22; Acts 15:17-29)

2024-08-19 21:06:19 UTC

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Batchelor's > Heinz > Bush's

2024-08-19 20:10:12 UTC

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The worst is when you get a bit of corn when there shouldn't be any

2024-08-19 19:41:43 UTC

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A squirt in the hand is worth two in the bush - ancient grandma wisdom

2024-08-19 19:27:52 UTC

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It's all fun and games till the squirt comes out

2024-08-19 18:19:56 UTC

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Do you have autism in you

2024-08-19 17:25:11 UTC

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That's a swallower, you have to keep those

2024-08-19 17:05:07 UTC

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RIP
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2024-08-19 15:33:57 UTC

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2024-08-18 13:51:49 UTC

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My kids machines all run mint, it's good stuff

2024-08-15 04:34:13 UTC

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Depends on the cycle and if vril is maxed

2024-08-15 04:25:50 UTC

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>drinking competition pull out challenge

2024-08-14 14:38:58 UTC

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2024-08-13 17:18:57 UTC

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Nice, way to stick to goals man. Wish other folks had your kind of willpower

2024-08-13 16:34:43 UTC

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How are you doing it

2024-08-12 14:52:13 UTC

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In salary practice, 40 = 55, 32 = 50 but for hourly really is just taxation scheme to charge employers more tax for "overtime"

2024-08-12 12:22:56 UTC

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That's how they killed Stevie wonder

2024-08-09 18:50:21 UTC

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Stella is for when you want look posh just really enjoy the flavour in urine

2024-08-09 18:39:37 UTC

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Does foreplay count towards hole minutes

2024-08-09 15:28:22 UTC

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2024-08-09 15:23:53 UTC

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Napolon:
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2024-08-05 05:25:48 UTC

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Bank holiday in UK today

2024-08-05 03:56:31 UTC

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It took 3 days for me to scroll that off the page

2024-08-02 18:28:29 UTC

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Powell is bagehot/lombardist with a lend freely at great interest mindset, leaning into crisis with more access to lending and keeping elevated rates. I think the other option is that they'll incentive the consumer FI's back into lending to push more cash into the system hedging the smaller banks and credit union unrealized losses. Higher rate will contribute to equity and maintain dividends, so for most appearances strong banks that are happy to lend, consumers who believe we're softly landing. Big 4 are under pressure but it's not real, to your point

2024-08-02 18:01:06 UTC

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This is politicking. It's a signal to corporate and traders that should trump be elected and pick him as chairman he'll drive the fed to more aggressive cutting. No one else with a same mind bets more than 50bps this year. My bet is 1 cut before shopping season starts, depending on how long yesterday's bad news lasts (eating three sept 25bps hope up), of 25-50bps

2024-08-01 18:43:53 UTC

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Lesbians aren't real they're just chicks trying to impress guys or ugly roomates

2024-07-31 16:07:06 UTC

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I once totaled a rabbit because the brake balance controller went out

2024-07-31 03:31:23 UTC

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Start buying vacuums now, they'll be toast after a couple uses