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2026-09-04 23:03:05 UTC

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I’m looking at the whole situation holistically.
I’m with you - if I was a lone wolf I would errr on the side of never selling.
Having a paid off family home gives my partner and children a sense of security that no BTC stack could ever provide.
A combination of BTC backed loans, selling small amounts each year whilst stacking sats for ever, at this point in my life, is the best mix for prosperity and security.
In 2021 we were at 69k. It’s deep into 2026 and we are at 79k. Tomorrow is never promised and BTC is just a tool that can be used to reach goals.
Lots of ways to splice and dice it and I deeply understand why you would never sell 💫

2026-08-19 21:33:53 UTC

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4 years, 9 months, 10 days
😵

2026-08-19 21:32:40 UTC

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Bro, how is this nice??? Bitcoin was $69,500 over 1,744 days ago!
1,744 days of stagnation.
November 10, 2021 to August 20, 2026 and we have zero price action!
Bitcoin is cooked…

2026-08-17 21:30:51 UTC

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We have a healthy lifestyle by the sea,
We eat organic and gluten free,
We do bikram yoga and pilates,
We like soy late’s and goji berries.
Fuck carbs, fuck fats, fuck calories,
I snack on fucken celery,
And then on the weekend I just don’t eat,
Cause I’ll be smashing lines of of toilet seats.
Don’t you read my tweets? I’m off my head,
My heart beat stopped, fuck you should be dead,
That was intense, Do you wanna go to bed?
No bra, lets eat some caps instead!
You know what that sounds like to me?
No man. It sounds like irony.
Hey man, if we just found irony,
Do you know how ironic, that would be?
What do you get when you take a hobo,
Add some emo, a touch of metro, a hipster.
I’m not one though, uh uh, no way,
You don’t know me bro.
Shopping at garage sales is really cool,
Hey man look at that it’s totes old school.
Who are you kidding, not a chance,
I get all my cool shit from General Pants.
Hey Adrian bra, you got a smoke?
Stop scabbing Dom! It’s becoming a joke!
Come on bra, I’m always broke,
But I’ve got 350 for a bag of coke.
You know what that sounds like to me?
No man. It sounds like irony.
Hey man, if we just found irony,
Do you know how ironic, that shit would be?
We like to make up, our own words,
That are loosely based on existing words.
Like totes, maybs, gorge, brill, awk, redick, devo,
Cazj, presh, deets, sitch, addy, vag, deffo.
And sometimes we change the sounds of words ay,
Like instead of rage we say rargaye,
And instead of target we say targaye,
But we don’t shop there, cause Target’s gay.
We don’t shower cause it’s a waste of water,
Plus it makes you look cool like you don’t bother.
But it’s hard to minimise your environmental footprint,
When you have to wear so much deodorant.
You know what that sounds like to me?
No man. It sounds like irony.
Hey man, if we just found irony,
Do you know how ironic, that would be?

2026-08-15 22:46:46 UTC

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Has anyone got a discount code for @nprofile…83l0 products? At 50% off I’m willing to roll the dice on my stack 🎲!

2026-08-15 22:45:12 UTC

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This is what happens when you use bro science and don’t vaccinate your kids - they get Polio and end up with fucked up legs!

2026-08-15 05:53:32 UTC

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Everyone jibber jabbering about how they secure bitcoin on one of the least private mediums on the web - #NOSTR
#Relays are like a fucking data sieve. Leaky as fuck.
NOSTR has worse security than the French tax data system.

2026-08-15 05:18:38 UTC

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🥱

2026-08-15 05:18:08 UTC

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👍

2026-08-15 00:53:55 UTC

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Men are by far the most retarded gender.
They throw away marriages for 1 night with a stranger.
They throw away their freedom by physically fighting and letting their ego win (go to prison).
They risk their health for cheap thrills and low energy pursuits.
Dumb cunts (by and large)
#NOabsoluts 🧡

2026-08-15 00:47:42 UTC

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Current realtime ColdCard hack stolen BTC tracker

2026-08-15 00:42:29 UTC

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We got you friend - the world is tough and actionable suggestions trump shit posting (sometimes) - sending big ❤️

2026-08-15 00:28:10 UTC

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Respondent.io / UserTesting / UserLytics / Flipping items on eBay and Marketplace / Find a sales person of any service or product leads and take a cut / Aggressively investigate tax deductions / Dog sit / Dog walking / Go to any festival and offer the food truck vendors your time to clean or serve / demolition work / construction work / seasonal agricultural work / Flash GrapheneOS onto old phones and resell them as ‘private phones’ at a premium / sell your services on Fiverr / help a friend with house and garden work / offer yourself as a driver on Airtasker for people wanting to party or go to wineries (you can charge more) / work as a night courier / become a bar back or ‘glassy’ at a club or pub or bar / get an old cooler and fill with cold beers and sell them in the summer / cut firewood and sell it / clean out garbage bins for people and skip bins / collect empty cans and bottles / get paid to be a companion of the elderly / get extra shifts at work
$1,000 - YOU CAN DO IT!

2026-08-14 22:16:59 UTC

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@nprofile…p9sn Passport gets left out of the conversation far too often.
It’s an incredible piece of kit that was often maligned by the #nostr #coldcard only, self proclaimed ‘cool kid contingent’.
I would rate @nprofile…p9sn products a tier above Trezor and Jade products.
#nevent1q…89xz

2026-08-14 22:08:36 UTC

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Also, most men: boobs! ( . )( . ) ! 👀
*becomes completely deceived by lust in less than 0.1 seconds*

2026-08-14 05:20:29 UTC

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Let’s worry about L1 first. It’s dead on there. L2s can wait.

2026-08-13 21:52:58 UTC

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Keep building 🔨

2026-08-13 05:54:40 UTC

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Paddington Bear 🐻 style ‘shirts only’ is diabolical.
Unless you are hung like a Bulgarian Moose 🫎 Monster 🍆

2026-08-12 06:20:28 UTC

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Witness the Fitness 💪🏽

2026-08-11 21:30:27 UTC

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👻

2026-08-11 21:22:20 UTC

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You ain’t a man.

2026-08-11 20:58:57 UTC

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You are not a man until you have had a man. Do you understand?

2026-08-11 06:57:37 UTC

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Hell yeah 🦾

2026-08-11 05:53:44 UTC

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We get it, you are on the ‘winning team’. Let’s leave the innuendos and humble brags on the sideline for a minute!
The stealthy ‘I’m a winner and they suck’ notes are driving me up a wall!
BIP1103rs gunna bip. Bcashers gunna bop. Bitcoin don’t give a fuck.
Tick tock / next block ⏰

2026-08-11 05:42:58 UTC

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‘It’s a long game’ ‘stay humble and stack sats’ is all cope.
For an asset class that is 17 years old, 7 years is significant.
Let’s face the facts. Bitcoin has been a very poor store of value for the last 7 years.
If you bought in over 1,700 days ago you are down bigly when factoring in for inflation.

2026-08-10 22:23:07 UTC

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They left in 2021….
It’s just the plebs who were told they would have life changing wealth after 1 cycle and 50% CAGR returns that are still here.
It’s been 1,700+ days since Bitcoin hit $69,000
We are at $64,000
🫠

2026-08-10 06:50:55 UTC

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It’s moving up and to the right like snail coin aka #bitcoin and offers some incredible privacy features.
*It wasn’t me*
https://image.nostr.build/71a5fd8a05f19cc7089ada42c3125322c058243f3c74737f2511674652db2d05.jpg

2026-08-10 03:21:45 UTC

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Keep ✍️ the good fight ⚔️

2026-08-10 00:33:58 UTC

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No lies detected

2026-08-09 23:59:13 UTC

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Excellent note 🧡

2026-08-09 21:37:12 UTC

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Courtesy note - you are engaging with yourself only 🧡

2026-08-09 21:35:38 UTC

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🧡

2026-08-09 20:45:09 UTC

Using a #coldcard and running a #node made plebs feel like they were doing something that was bigger than them.
They were deceived by the influencers.
In the end they were just pissing in the wind like everyone else.
They achieved 3 parts of fuck all. Some lost it all.
Here for #nguonly !
#bitcoin #nostr #sats #coinkite

2026-08-09 01:21:23 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/18acde574df26c8c82f5de1c2fd8ab1f28ba66ec6c93baa1783dc88591df098e.jpg

2026-08-09 01:09:33 UTC

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The receipts prove to the contrary.
“Why did you leave me exposed…” 😂
Fucking hell mate! He’s not your guardian. You’ve got eyes and ears of your own and an internet connection have you not? Or are your ears and eyes painted on?
Did @nprofile…gsuz spruik and promote dog shit hardware - YES. Did he denigrate @nprofile…kr2u competitors - YES. Did he help create the @nprofile…p6cy purity test for Bitcoiners - YES. Did @nprofile…p2cp do the above as well - YES.
Are they responsible for wiping your ass and creating bespoke warning videos for man babies? - Fuck no.
Nut up you absolute girls blouse 👚
https://blossom.primal.net/0491b8fe77b4d5f7f3ffd97c8bba001a64dde9c7a64dd00c3352def8e18dfb58.jpg

2026-08-09 01:00:21 UTC

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Great answer. Wiping asses and wiping noses is tiresome AF.

2026-08-08 23:31:10 UTC

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🥱

2026-08-08 21:38:38 UTC

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What does this all mean?

2026-08-08 21:10:28 UTC

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@npub18am…p424 What is happening right with this BIP110 stuff big boy?

2026-08-08 21:04:50 UTC

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It’s interesting to see that purity tests are still going on here on #nostr
It’s purity tests like #cardcold ONLY that caused this whole fiasco.
Fuck the purity tests and fuck #NOSTRONLY

2026-08-08 19:11:36 UTC

#bip110 #bitcoin #core #btc #sats
https://image.nostr.build/cf990ceaa3738230e7d8effd7e48fdb55b886af2f45ca466cd7d3709851c48be.jpg

2026-08-08 05:54:25 UTC

Bitcoin price battle.
$64,990 vs $65,010
The buy and sell orders slamming fuck out of each other!
#bitcoin #sats #battle

2026-08-08 02:15:35 UTC

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Speak for yourself…
There are many well designed modern cars.
Case in point:
https://image.nostr.build/115596000ad3915c2e8eef0202511054cafe92edfe34d23c63348099927cbbce.jpg

2026-08-08 01:58:01 UTC

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And this is where the conversation ends my friend…
Plush office sofa! You understand the concept of therapy in film and television I see! 😝 🚩
Carry on young man. I’m sure you’ll find your flock soon enough.
Bon voyage 👋 🧡

2026-08-08 01:18:08 UTC

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*Accepts zaps, laser eyes, uses Nostr*
“Not a Bitcoin Bro” 🤥
Why won’t they accept you? In your mind you are a one man wolf pack! Aren’t you!
A real rabble rouser non-conformist! A contrarian who yearns for the days when men were men and women knew it!
Have you tried therapy and self care? It would do you wonders ❤️
Happy to help walk you through a few options? Happy to listen if you want that as well. No sats required.

2026-08-08 01:09:07 UTC

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Dumb take.
Normal Bitcoin Bro take.
Absolutist statement ✅
Drawing a long bow ✅
Catch all statement ✅
Nuance ❌
Checks out…
Where do you want to start big horse?

2026-08-07 08:12:27 UTC

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Breaking News!
“Dead bodies found in morgue”
😂

2026-08-07 04:54:13 UTC

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Words to the wise…

2026-08-07 04:54:00 UTC

Words to the wise…
#nevent1q…wm58

2026-08-05 03:21:28 UTC

What does #bitcoin need less of?
A) Purity tests
B) Speaking in absolutes
#asknostr #nostr

2026-08-04 23:36:40 UTC

Why hello there fellow plebs and trendsetters :)
#welcome #introductions