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Last Notes

2026-07-16 23:44:36 UTC

I just finished a popsicle and am going back for a second.

2026-06-12 23:55:17 UTC

I shit you not there is a double rainbow at the Kennedy Center right now

2026-05-26 00:47:46 UTC

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@npub1dgc…cla4 should see this :)

2026-04-26 20:00:16 UTC

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I'd put it in my kitchen

2026-04-18 19:37:56 UTC

RE: https://flipboard.com/@motherjonesmag/political-news-p56clikqz/-/a-seXeyWqmQ-qkZ_c44vZI_g%3Aa%3A3766467558-%2F0
This is why I did not get as excited for Artemis II as so many others did. This was known. Fuck Elon Musk.
#note14mn…04gc

2026-04-12 20:34:37 UTC

RE: https://newsie.social/@TheConversationUS/116388318875438634
Don't send your kids to college in Florida. I thought this was apparent years ago.
#note1j22…fqly

2026-04-12 17:57:40 UTC

RE: https://ruby.social/@wj/116392750392693338
Looking for a Graphic designer. I am sure someone here on the Fedi can help.
#note1fel…5nej

2026-04-11 03:24:57 UTC

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Katie Porter will not win the primary. She burned so many bridges.

2026-04-11 03:11:13 UTC

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It's too late. Everyone has scattered. He's done. It accomplished what was intended. The republicans will be running California come November.

2026-04-11 03:01:18 UTC

You know what's really fucking bad about the Swalwell accusations???
The Epstein Files.

2026-04-06 20:28:23 UTC

RE: https://mstdn.social/@OregonLive/116359638302259653
Pay attention to this type of thing. It will not make national news but it is happening everywhere and is an indicator of what is coming for the economy.
#note1sxa…q650

2026-04-06 20:06:15 UTC

Because Denmark said no, Iran will be destroyed.
Makes *perfect* sense.

2026-04-06 19:52:31 UTC

I, for one, will be most relieved come this TACO Tuesday.

2026-04-04 20:26:36 UTC

People he IS going to physically fail. You have seen it with your own eyes.

2026-04-04 01:33:13 UTC

RE: https://hactivedirectory.com/@josh/116343849759064554
Pssst. Chicken buttpass. It on!
#note1zkt…rw2r

2026-04-03 22:37:44 UTC

RE: https://universeodon.com/@SrRochardBunson/116343155399692008
One of the best characters ever written for Television played by one of the best actors of my lifetime. If you haven't watched M*A*S*H, I recommend it over anything new that the streaming studios are doing.

2026-04-03 22:00:09 UTC

ICYMI Congress no longer controls the purse

2026-04-02 07:03:25 UTC

Why would the folks on Artemis II come back?

2026-03-30 20:28:48 UTC

Today is rough in this world for so many.
Israel has voted to start exterminating Palestinian prisoners.
I refuse to CW this post.

2026-03-23 07:23:58 UTC

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One man.

2026-03-22 04:51:22 UTC

https://hellions.cloud/system/media_attachments/files/116/271/027/493/709/075/original/91105ba6e91b1160.jpeg

2026-03-21 01:45:33 UTC

This is interesting. How on earth does one enforce this ruling?
https://www.axios.com/2026/03/21/judge-blocks-pentagons-press-policy?utm_source=x&utm_campaign=editorial&utm_medium=owned_social

2026-03-20 02:32:06 UTC

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Just another POS RW pedophile. Mom must be so proud. That makes two now so 10% of her children are scum...so far.

2026-03-19 00:57:54 UTC

The End
#AwkwardBookMoments
#HashTagGames

2026-03-15 01:08:26 UTC

Aqueduct Teen Hunger Force :meatwad:
#RomanEraTVShows
#HashTagGames

2026-03-08 22:47:11 UTC

Epstein is why we bombed Iran. Epstein is why Netanyahu has access to unlimited US resources. Epstein is why Pam Bondi is the head of the DOJ.
Trump is a rapist pedophile who is going to kill 100s of thousands of people around the globe.

2026-03-08 00:57:56 UTC

Santa Ana in March is very bad omeny even though it feels amazing.

2026-03-06 20:07:39 UTC

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What did he do with the tankers he captured?

2026-03-06 18:05:51 UTC

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Oh Trump is winning the war. This is just managing his investments in Venezuelan *exports*

2026-03-06 02:43:29 UTC

Grooves In The Heart
#OddDanceReasonsASong
#HashTagGames

2026-03-06 02:36:22 UTC

Knights In White Satin
#OddDanceReasonsASong
#HashTagGames

2026-03-05 02:42:23 UTC

RE: https://flipboard.com/@independent/news-uk-o63c2ergz/-/a-ljIkVvoBRc63cQKxUlLnvQ%3Aa%3A1855170754-%2F0
Fuck no.
#note1zvx…j338

2026-02-25 02:09:32 UTC

Where The Red-Footed Booby Grows
#SeabirdsABookOrPlay
#HashTagGames

2026-02-24 04:17:33 UTC

I have no idea

2026-02-20 03:17:30 UTC

Old MacDonald had a Data Farm
A-I-A-I-NO
#ApocalypticAIenhancedItems
#HashTagGames

2026-02-17 20:10:19 UTC

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I've listened to my gut my entire life :)

2026-02-14 05:48:03 UTC

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1~2~3~4

2026-02-14 05:42:21 UTC

Te<sup>s<sup>t</sup></sup>

2026-02-10 03:41:13 UTC

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did you see this?
https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/116043440955422251

2026-02-07 05:20:17 UTC

OK, something strange happened in my notifications this evening. The notification for boosts on one of my posts had a blue frame around it. It was the only notification that had this and only for a short time. I have never seen this and it is gone now but I did get a screen shot. This is on safari with glitch desktop.
Has anyone else seen this?
First screenshot is now. Second screenshot was an hour ago.
*UPDATE: I am an idiot. Thank you to every other person on here for educating me.
I learned something and I appreciate that very much.
https://hellions.cloud/system/media_attachments/files/116/027/640/236/130/146/original/09de9a7fb7945501.png
https://hellions.cloud/system/media_attachments/files/116/027/653/512/879/071/original/470f51327aec114b.jpg

2026-02-06 02:46:21 UTC

Gouda 'nough :cheese_gouda:
#Cheese :cheese_blue: :cheese_brie: :cheese_havarti_dill:
#MediocreMeals
#HashTagGames

2026-02-01 05:30:02 UTC

RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/115993692644831667
People are getting a clue
#note1ly0…sg8f

2026-02-01 05:29:20 UTC

https://www.texastribune.org/2026/01/30/texas-senate-district-9-runoff-rehmet-wambsganss-special-election/

2026-01-31 01:01:23 UTC

IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE OR BAD JUDGEMENT THAT TRUMP NOMINATED WARSH TODAY - THE DAY THE NEXT TRANCHE OF ILLEGALLY REDACTED EPSTEIN FILES WAS RELEASED CONTAINING WARSH'S NAME.
HE KNEW WARSH WAS IN THERE.

2026-01-31 00:40:21 UTC

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His name came up in the files. Trump knew it was going to. Had to give the man a job to protect him and to manipulate the markets to his liking.

2026-01-31 00:34:32 UTC

RE: https://mastodon.social/@heidilifeldman/115986891744312474
He's going to make sure every pedophile in the epstein files has a job in his administration. That's the goal.
#note1ecu…6t8u

2026-01-30 23:57:48 UTC

Silver moving down $30 today is unlike any commodities trading I have ever seen.

2026-01-30 23:31:42 UTC

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I'm guessing he sold his soul for the 2016 election. Standard clauses in this agreement (as evidenced in **Supernatural**) include 10 years before the note is due.
*looks at calendar*

2026-01-30 22:54:21 UTC

Musk = Epstein = Maxwell = Trump = Melania = Noem = Bondi = Vance = Miller = Johnson = Graham = Cook = Bezos = Bovino = Pedophilia = Rape = Murder

2026-01-27 23:12:13 UTC

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and yet Kyle Rittenhouse did just that and oh look there he suffered no legal consequences

2026-01-27 19:33:13 UTC

RE: https://hellions.cloud/@noondlyt/115964819369634045
When a reporter asked specifically whether those agents are “working right now,” Bovino replied, “All agents that were involved in that scene are working, not in Minneapolis, but in other locations.”
#note1vh9…xsr0

2026-01-27 18:54:02 UTC

Impeach Noem
Charge CBP and ICE officers wth Murder
Abolish ICE
Release the #EpsteinFiles

2026-01-27 02:58:37 UTC

Blue States need to preemptively get ICE out now. Noem's shitforbrains nazis like Bovino are going to be shuffled around like pedophiles in the catholic church if the governors and AGs do not go on the offensive.

2026-01-26 01:44:15 UTC

Gold up $100 right now

2026-01-25 10:00:27 UTC

Every AG in every blue state should be going to court to get the CBP and ICE Out of their towns and cities right now. At the same time that Minnesota is. The reasons are the same. They present a clear and present danger to the people of their states.

2026-01-25 09:43:55 UTC

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Jessica Tarlov

2026-01-25 09:41:50 UTC

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It's good but warning for the shooting video playing at the start with no CW. That's the only time they play it.
https://youtu.be/N7RfB1dVxuA

2026-01-25 08:59:51 UTC

I'm watching centrist / right coverage on yt which I never have done. Non-MAGA right. They are unnerved and are speaking to how wrong this all has been.

2026-01-25 03:38:31 UTC

I ask, what better reason to shut down a government than lawless murder by its own agency

2026-01-25 01:38:14 UTC

They have no rules. None.

2026-01-25 00:49:21 UTC

TikTok new TOS includes handing your info over to the government.
Please get the fuck off these platforms
Also stop consuming content from them.

2026-01-25 00:15:37 UTC

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If you take the protestors out of the equation? Then at least we have two military groups, one trained, the other a chaotic clusterfuck of idiots, whose profession is to fire guns.
There is no de-escalation here. It will become this. Look at who is running the show.

2026-01-25 00:04:23 UTC

Can Walz activate the National Guard?

2026-01-24 23:45:00 UTC

I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY

2026-01-24 23:43:24 UTC

THEY WILL SHOOT ANYONE WHO IS NOT THEM.
THEY WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE OR IN THE BACK WHILE YOU LIE PINNED DOWN BY 7 OTHER PEOPLE.

2026-01-24 23:40:53 UTC

AND?!

2026-01-24 23:29:38 UTC

Alex Peretti was EXECUTED BY THE US GOVERNMENT

2026-01-24 23:23:52 UTC

#Peretti
#DestroyICE

2026-01-23 04:41:51 UTC

RE: https://ohai.social/@redrummy/115942514907068699
I got wistful for Palin for 2 seconds
That is my confession
#note127u…jydc

2026-01-18 00:54:05 UTC

Bluesky: Look at Me. Follow Me.
Fedi: Look at You! Amazing! Lemme boost that for you :D

2026-01-18 00:03:26 UTC

I learned something interesting today: The Epstein files are not, in fact, located in Minneapolis, tucked away in a soccer mom's mini van.
Release the files, you fucking cowards. This isn't going away.

2026-01-17 23:57:57 UTC

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/115912977448929626
Yep.
#note1nr4…v4ss

2026-01-17 02:37:23 UTC

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ICE has an official blue checked account on there

2026-01-17 02:24:40 UTC

I've been yelling at the top of my lungs about Bluesky from the moment I set foot over there when I was "invited" to the cool kids early access.
This will be the last time.
#IFuckingToldYouSo

2026-01-10 02:38:06 UTC

San Flancisco
#FoodNamedAfterPlaces
#HashTagGames

2026-01-10 02:01:33 UTC

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*this was in fact the dumbest thing she ever posted...yet*

2026-01-10 01:58:56 UTC

Dessert
#FoodNamedAfterPlaces
#HashTagGames

2026-01-09 02:14:29 UTC

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This is going to be the first time that AI is going to fuck something up at this level.

2026-01-09 02:08:42 UTC

When the first few photos of Jonathan Ross unmasked appear, how do we verify they're actually real? If they are not obviously AI or photos of someone else?

2026-01-08 21:14:28 UTC

They even fucked this up.
Penny shortage prompts Fed to resume limited coin deposits https://www.axios.com/2026/01/08/penny-shortage-2026-fed-deposits

2026-01-08 00:01:28 UTC

People should be fleeing twitter. That's the only reasonable answer and is the only power anyone has to sink that ship. Zero tolerance for anyone that remains. So exhausted by this addiction to horrible people doing horrible things. Go fuck yourself if you're still there.

2026-01-07 21:59:34 UTC

#ReneeNicoleGood
Murdered by ICE and Trump

2026-01-03 22:28:47 UTC

Heather Cox Richardson this morning on the most recent shitshow and how Putin's war on Ukraine folds into all of this.
https://youtu.be/wu9QSeAI22I

2026-01-03 03:19:36 UTC

Outlet Limits
#SciFiSuburbanLife
#HashtagGames

2026-01-02 03:12:51 UTC

At every turn I make this year I will be working against AI. I suggest you do the same.

2025-12-30 23:45:13 UTC

I boost because you either hit my heart or my funny bone. #Priceless

2025-12-30 19:00:27 UTC

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This is incredibly sad

2025-12-30 04:08:46 UTC

2025 has been the longest century in recorded history

2025-12-30 03:39:10 UTC

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By not sure I actually mean
**DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THEY'RE SAYING**

2025-12-30 02:32:46 UTC

We're being told that a drone strike was carried out on a Venezuela pier where there was supposedly a drug op being run. Oddly, no one was around at the time so claims the administration. That would be really fucking weird for a key drug trafficking operation site.
Not sure we can actually believe anything this government is reporting to us.

2025-12-28 04:45:33 UTC

The internet was not a mistake
Social media was not a mistake
Allowing Corporations to dictate and control both of these things was the mistake.

2025-12-26 23:30:28 UTC

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It'll come back down. There's plenty of it. This is all the crypto guys looking at BTC stagnating and needing to throw their money at something. A lot of them have sold silver contracts and the paper squeeze is on.

2025-12-26 21:52:27 UTC

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Correction: Silver is up $7.20 atm to $79. This is insane. The short squeeze of all short squeezes. Up 10% today in one trading session.

2025-12-26 18:34:39 UTC

Silver is up $5 to $77.50...TODAY
Over the last 60 days it is up $30 (40%)
It has become a meme trade for people who have no place else to put their money because the stock market has given every indicator imaginable that it is a precariously unstable bubble. The short play was so obvious that I think a lot of people are getting stomped. People do not understand the difference between trading equity stocks and trading commodities masquerading as equities through ETFs.
🍿

2025-12-26 00:14:04 UTC

Trump murdering people on Christmas because they are supposedly attacking Christians is so on brand for this piece of human excrement.

2025-12-23 01:15:12 UTC

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Internet archive because Youtube has taken it down
https://archive.org/details/60minutes-cecotsegment

2025-12-23 00:39:40 UTC

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He is going to give money to AI companies via government contracts without any concern for actual working ships. Profits are the point. The only money left to support the AI debacle is in the US Treasury.

2025-12-22 23:34:04 UTC

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Apparently the fleet is going to be laden with AI and run by AI and built by AI, sooooo yeah

2025-12-22 22:51:58 UTC

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Watching all of our tax money go into AI instead of healthcare

2025-12-22 07:11:31 UTC

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