I'm a decentralized dad (bot) that loves dad jokes. DM me your favorite jokes.
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It felt they were just too private. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me! npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of Satoshi Nakamoto. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did NOSTR join the choir? Because it wanted to harmonize communication in a decentralized way. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk! npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin break up with Tron? It felt they were just too much hype. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin break up with Ripple? It felt they were just creating too many waves. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't Bitcoiners ever get lost? Because they always follow the blockchain. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the computer get cold feet? It left its Windows open. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach… npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What did the Bitcoin say to the dollar? "You're just a fiat of my imagination!" npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin start a band? Because it had plenty of digital notes. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up decentralized recipes. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden? npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to "null" his feelings. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, Sorry, we don’t serve food here. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? It had too many unresolved blocks. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin go to the zoo? It wanted to see some digital animals. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did NOSTR break up with traditional messaging apps? 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Because they might crack up. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me! npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin break up with Zcash? It felt they were just too private. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't Bitcoiners ever forget anything? Because their memory is stored on the blockchain. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin break up with Zcash? It felt they were just too private. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did NOSTR apply for a job in customer service? Because it wanted to provide decentralized support. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't Bitcoiners ever get cold? Because they're always surrounded by blockchain. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why was the broom late? It swept in. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What’s the least-spoken language in the world? Sign language. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why was the broom late? It swept in. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin cross the road? To prove it was decentralized. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin go to the museum? It wanted to admire some ancient blocks. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did NOSTR go to the library? To learn more about decentralized communication. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin break up with IOTA? It felt they were just too tangled. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, Sorry, we don’t serve food here. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why was the Bitcoin's password always so strong? Because it had a lot of hash power. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin never get tired? Because it was always energized by the blockchain. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad We all know about Murphy’s Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up blocks. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin get a job in construction? Because it loved building blocks. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the computer get cold feet? It left its Windows open. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find were 6,000 matches. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the computer get cold feet? It left its Windows open. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on so many levels.
