Twittercide wasn't the end, it was a new beginning on Mastodon.
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Last Notes npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry @nprofile…2x84 npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I’m, ‘you could push a dead car a few feet, hop in, put it in gear, pop the clutch and the car would start’ years old. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry A past is the past. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I’m surprised that he hasn’t demanded that a giant pyramid, complete with a gold sarcophagus, be constructed in the middle of DC to honor him after his death. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Trump is still obsessed with Obama because he thinks Obama made him look like a donkey and a laughingstock. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Show me a man who never takes accountability, never admits when he’s done wrong, never apologizes and always blames everyone else for his mistakes … npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Once Trump is removed, the Republicans will never be trusted again in the same way that the Nazi Party all but disappeared after the end of World War II. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry He was saved by his doctor only to die from to his medical bills. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Grudgingly getting off the couch is my cardio. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I’d never survive the day without my Emptional Support Coffee in the morning. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Ever since Trump and his regime took over every single day feels like a month of Mondays. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Dad Boot Shine npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Terminator: Dirt Won’t Be Back npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The height of confusion? npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Alien 1: Why don’t we rush down there with proton lasers a’blazen and take over Earth? npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Netflix and heel. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Party like it’s 99 … times 7 in dog years. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Once you’re at peace with peace you will find peace. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry If MAGA Republicans worked as hard at governing as they do at lying, blaming, covering up Trump’s rapes, dismantling the Constitution, starting wars, attempting to rig the next elections and gerrymandering the American people might be interested in re-electing them. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry If true, then why is the right-wing stained Supreme Court making political based rulings instead of defending past precedents and following the Constitution? npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Not to brag, but I put the ‘pro’ in ‘procrastination’. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Running late is my cardio. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry If you still remain a loyal Trump supporter on this day then May The Farce Be With You. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Dear Sis npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I’m, ‘treadmills were for hampsters, not people’ years old. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry If you become anxious after posting a Toot you might be suffering from PTSD. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry @nprofile…453g npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Why the fvck do Republicans want to get re-elected? They haven’t done a damn thing for the American people since the Tangerine Turd took office. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry After Hegseth and Trump cancelled mandatory vaccinations for members of the military all America's enemies need to do in order to defeat them is to sneeze. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Bohemian Philanthropy npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Huh … I just noticed the ampersand symbol looks just like my dog, Horton, dragging his ass across the carpet. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I was asked today about what part of Orwell’s 1984 we're currently in. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Italy is now the first country in the world to give up to three days paid leave of your pet is sick. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry JD Vance said talks between the U.S and broke off after 21 hours. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry A bit surprised that Trump isn’t taking full credit for Artemis II. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry BREAKING: Melania Trump denies relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I wish Americans were as quick to pick up the 25th Amendment to take down a dangerous tyrant as they are to level a gun at their neighbor because a dog pooped on their driveway. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Fek I feel stupid. I really don’t like you or Easter right now. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Spoiler Alert: Artemis 2 will find the moon exactly the same way astronauts left it in 1972 … including all of the trash that was left behind npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I imagine when the Fascist Tangerine is finally removed his supporters will be trashing, burying and burning their MAGA regalia just as the Nazi supporters did after Hitler’s was taken down. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry We’ve arrived at a place where we view the news coming from Iranian and other Middle Eastern sources as being truthful and the news coming from the Trump Administration as blatant lies. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Lord & Squire npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Trump says that those countries upset by high fuel prices should get their own oil. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Donald Trump is bored with the war he started in Iran. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry @nprofile…kdm6 npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry A time from my early youth (70s) when winter was winter and men were men. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry *walks into Mastodon npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry *raises hand npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry @nprofile…e2np npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry My girlfriend found me on the couch in the middle of the night. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry BREAKING: Robert S. Mueller III, former FBI director who later became special counsel in charge of investigating ties between Russia and Donald Trump's presidential campaign, has died at 81. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry So, who among us haven’t been teleported to a WaffleHouse after too many bourbons? npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The Grim Reaper never took Chuck Norris. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Meanwhile at the White House, the #trumpadministration is still working to convince Americans that Trump’s war and high gas prices are good for the country. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Publicly, Republicans are saying ‘make America great again’. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Originally named Massive-Dick, Captain Ahab was more obsessed by the size of the whale’s member than the whale itself. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Conservative #MAGA Republicans certainly have a lot to say about other people’s sexual preferences. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The Tangerine Dummy is pissed that Iran is putting mines in the Straits of Hormuz npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Anti-Vaxxers like RFK Jr. are the snake oil salesmen of the 2020s. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Life is difficult. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The fastest car in the world is useless if the driver is incompetent. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Let the record show that the world’s most expensive military with a $1.5 Trillion budget has met its deadliest adversary … incompetence in the White House coupled with a yes man heading the Department of Defence who is equally as incompetent. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry @nprofile…453g npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry They claimed that a single yoga class had many outstanding benefits. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry BREAKING: Don Jr., Eric and Barron Trump have each been diagnosed with a nasty case of bone spurs. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry People are already whining about this coming weekend’s time change. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Remember when Trump constantly blamed Pres. Biden for high gasoline prices? npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Do parents still warn their kids not to run with scissors anymore? npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Yoda … Patron Saint Of Wisdom npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry @nprofile…453g npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry America is one of the few countries in the world where politicians believe that defunding education is harmless. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry @nprofile…5lwa npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Nothing quite says ‘man of the people’ like having your wife showing off her riches and lavish lifestyle in a documentary. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry When life gives you Lemons, have your DOJ muppets indict him and arrested on Trumped up charges. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Thanks to Trump, countries around the world have discovered that they can do just fine without the United States, thank you much. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Whelp … there goes the Nobel Oscar Award. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Time to ice ICE. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Being invisible would be a huge waste of a superpower in America if you’re part of the working class. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The tangerine geezer is living inside his own dementia bubble and outside of reality. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The Celebrity Crocheters npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry 12 Hungry Men npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Dear MAGA npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry ICE ICE Baby … npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry It was okay to have a brother named Darryl and another brother named Darryl. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Kirsti Noem has broken through the Republican glass ceiling. Under Hitler, no woman would ever have been head of the Gestapo. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry That horrifying moment when you want to compliment your girlfriend and autocorrect changes yummy to yucky. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Millions of people masked up during the COVID pandemic to prevent deaths. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I’m, ‘you had to wait two weeks to see your selfies’ years old. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The headline read: The ICE officer who killed a Minnesota woman is a war veteran who spent over a decade working for DHS. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Welp … that weight loss, get into the gym every day New Year’s resolution didn’t last long. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Monster Truck Squash npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry We’ve gone from Picassos and Pollocks and Dalis and Rembrandts to emojis. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I’m still not sure if artist Jackson Pollock was a genius or clumsy with buckets of paint. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The Epstein file is the new Black. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Deck the halls with boughs of Mr. Mittens … fla La La La La La La La La npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry When Trump continually pointed at the Dems and accused them of being pedophiles he was definitely projecting his own crimes onto them. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry When Trump continually pointed at the Dems and accused them of being pedophiles he was definitely projecting his own crimes onto them. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The DOJ has just set the American record for the use of black ink. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The Old Man and the Sleigh
