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2023-07-13 21:38:14 UTC

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>When the problem is claimed to be solved in an issue you found through an issue chain across github and gitlab
Not even bothering to report it my patience is officially over.

2023-07-13 21:35:43 UTC

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I'm stopping this is fucking madness. The "new error" is probably a library mismatch due to something on nixos. Guess the last couple hours were for nothin. Gotta just do it like a normal person from a ubuntu install and be boring. Might use a different platform too I was specifically going back to pleroma because of the existing options in nixos services.

2023-07-13 19:54:12 UTC

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I'm too stubborn to stop now. I figured it out finally. The issue is whoever packaged this for nix didn't (or couldn't) factor in needing to run instance gen *before* it makes the folders on your system. I ended up having to make my own pleroma user and do the steps in a very specific order. But my god I finally got it. Almost. Now I can't create a new user cause of a new error lol.
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/b19665c0aeaea32dfcbfdea8814d6e0079c09444508a06f5b524d0f54aad3402.jpg

2023-07-13 18:48:50 UTC

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installing pleroma on nixos is proving to be insane, even though it has services configured. The package doesn't include a "COOKIE" file which breaks `pleroma_ctl instance gen`. If I make my own cookie file and export it as a variable, it proceeds to fail reading a file that doesn't exist for some reason. I wanted to be super cool and configure it all with nix but I might just say fuck it and do something lame like ubuntu. It's not even hard to do normally I just have to make my life hard.

2023-07-13 18:00:13 UTC

👀
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/e577c6e9df46ee52103d946b9087f6e2158db1e6f08b094db935748005927ab9.jpg

2023-07-13 16:33:15 UTC

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2023-07-12 18:12:01 UTC

SORRY FOR NO CONTENT SO FAR TODAY BEEN BUSY. HERES THE FUNNY DOG
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2023-07-11 23:14:24 UTC

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>tfw the new kindle isn't on sale for more
bout to replace my lost headphones for cheap though. mini win.

2023-07-11 22:53:47 UTC

https://m.primal.net/HGHn.png
Very surprised that the end result of 1600 youtube videos may only be 150gb to 200gb. I expected a LOT larger of a load. I guess we'll find out at the end, the file sizes are ranging anywhere from 50 to 250 mb

2023-07-11 22:10:35 UTC

https://youtu.be/x_CqHnP1k9U
>that intro
#Music #Rnb #Classic #80s

2023-07-11 22:02:28 UTC

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2023-07-11 21:54:38 UTC

EXPECT BIG THINGS SOON - AND IT AINT AN AIRDROP

2023-07-11 21:54:04 UTC

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Has this mf never seen a black cookout in his life? Cookouts are self segregating.

2023-07-11 21:51:47 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WYHDfJDPDc
Return to mid 2000's tradition

2023-07-11 21:22:56 UTC

cat just threw up on my bed it's ogre. I hope her kitty tummy is ok

2023-07-11 17:31:48 UTC

#MutualAid I need to rip every Jack Scalfani youtube video and want a dedicated hard drive for it. I need like $100. I could buy it myself but ngl I just don't want to.

2023-07-11 17:22:14 UTC

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holy shit
https://nostr.build/i/5e9837dcf5d73b11ae9d770052b9481b706f25f2a9563845a17e17565011a1f0.jpg

2023-07-11 17:19:08 UTC

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it's time to download every cooking with jack I've been putting that off for too long

2023-07-11 17:17:21 UTC

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I finally put the pieces together today and came to the conclusion that blocklists probably don't even do anything beyond mute someone. Which normally would be fine for me, I only actually block chat bots and scam bots. But I realized I'm actually spreading spam like crazy probably and don't even realize it half the time, just by replying to people. Kind of ridiculous lol.

2023-07-11 17:07:13 UTC

OK I'm nearing my limit of spam posts and am considering moving back to fedi this is madness. I'm not trying to ruin everyones experience on the fediverse every time I reply to someone. FUCK OFF WITH THE SCAMCOIN BOTS!

2023-07-11 17:05:23 UTC

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Pronouns are honk/mimimimi

2023-07-11 16:51:54 UTC

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Well, let me tell you about my baby, my emacs configuration. It's a beautiful thing, a true work of art. I've spent years collecting the perfect pieces to make it just right. I've got my trusty gnus mailready, my rss feed, my custom org mode TODO flow, and my favorite vim keybindings, all working together in perfect harmony. And just like a proud father, I've spent countless hours tinkering with it, tweaking this and adjusting that, until it's just perfect. She's my pride and joy, and I'll never let anything happen to her.
As for my wife, well, thats the nix configuration that controls my emacs configuration. Nix and Emacs are like family to me. They're always there for me, through thick and thin. And just like a loving family, they've given me everything I need. They've given me a sense of purpose, a way to connect with others, and a sense of belonging. I don't need a real wife or family, because nix and emacs are my family. It's always there when I need it, and it never lets me down, thanks to it's reproducibility across any system. And just like a family, there's always something new to discover, something to learn, and something to share. That's why I love emacs and nix so much, and why I'll never leave them.

2023-07-11 16:48:19 UTC

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Microsoft Activision Blizzard King Bethesda is now one company

2023-07-11 16:34:35 UTC

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Update: he still replied to that post made on snort so the block list doesn't do anything?

2023-07-11 16:31:27 UTC

So I'm really confused about this aspect of Nostr. On Snort, I have Cyborg blocked. So far so good. If I make a post from Primal, however, Cyborg can (and will) reply to my post.
Is the blocklist client specific? If I really want to block accounts do I need to actually stick to one client? Mutes are not sufficient I want to help reduce the spam I send out on accident by simply making a post. Is this even possible?
https://void.cat/d/5oRNu88avaW6kVxkU1GUCC.webp

2023-07-11 16:25:18 UTC

First, they came for the broke niggas 💵 . But I didn't say shit cause I got my money up 🤑 .
Then, they came for the fake niggas 🤳 . I still didn't give a fuck cause I'm 💯 real as fuck
Then, they came for the day 1 niggas 😨 and wasn't no one left to square up 🥊 in my defense 🛡.

2023-07-11 15:49:45 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBEmAFHF4XA
Siris, I'm on the verge of another meltdown. Play Gran Turismo Relaxing Music.

2023-07-11 01:10:07 UTC

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And that right there is the problem with femininity

2023-07-11 01:08:12 UTC

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>another journalist complaining about jordan peterson and andrew tate in a way too long article
>"Masculinity? It's actually bad but the new gay guys from the next generation are changing it to be good"
How many times are they going to publish the same damn article

2023-07-11 00:52:30 UTC

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If I ever get a keylogger tell the wife & kids I love them.

2023-07-11 00:49:31 UTC

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I'm gonna be 100% honest. When I first heard Ethan Ralph and Warski years ago, there's no way in hell I would have expected this is what youtube would become today. People threatening lawsuits, boxing matches, and cucking allegations (that are true).
I hate the internet a lot, but Youtube really seems to break a man. That or the drugs. Needless to say I don't watch anyone on there anymore. It's just good for finding extremely random music that's it.

2023-07-10 23:19:10 UTC

https://youtu.be/E6VR4NNZr1k
>I just can't be with you. You're just too much of a fucking thug.
I've heard that one 1 too many times.

2023-07-10 23:10:48 UTC

The internet where bots are replying to, liking, and sharing my content is not how I envisioned the future.

2023-07-10 23:07:53 UTC

https://dailynorthwestern.com/2023/07/08/top-stories/former-nu-football-player-details-hazing-allegations-after-coach-suspension/
So I don't really care about sports and I have a hunch most of you all don't either, but this story got shared to me and it's just too insane.
Apparently Northwestern University student football players have been hazing other players on their team. Sounds like some typical stupid college boys club shit, right? Well apparently this hazing involved a practice they called "Running". It's about as homoerotic as you can imagine.
>If a player was selected for “running,” the player who spoke to The Daily said, they would be restrained by a group of 8-10 upperclassmen dressed in various “Purge-like” masks, who would then begin “dry-humping” the victim in a dark locker room.
I have so many questions about this. How it went on for so long, how fucked up the people are who did this (Yeah the story sounds funny but this is sexual assault and should be taken seriously). Mostly I have one question and Marvin Gaye said it for me. What's Goin' On?

2023-07-10 22:54:26 UTC

When u hungry u fight over food, drugs, money & sex.
But when u Funkin', u keep funkin' because it feel's so Good to ur spirit like u know it should!🤯 (Happy Non-Violence Day) from Bootsy baby!!!🤩

2023-07-10 22:48:38 UTC

It's Happy Monday, I don't got the blues, but I got the Funk!💃Bootsy baby!!!🤩

2023-07-10 22:35:07 UTC

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/invasive-jumping-worms-wisconsin-earthworms-on-steroids/
GREAT! Just when you thought nothing else could damper your #WhiteBoySummer plans you see this 🐛

2023-07-10 22:27:12 UTC

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the only sad part about this is this father wasn't the one able to deliver the knife blows himself
https://youtu.be/HjnwaagBigA

2023-07-10 22:23:10 UTC

Agatha Thizz-tie

2023-07-10 21:30:46 UTC

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Monolithic Pressure Cookers

2023-07-10 21:07:11 UTC

4 more days bros
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2023-07-10 20:27:12 UTC

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Sounds like a monday for me.

2023-07-10 19:59:20 UTC

Still surprised #MutualAid people haven't infested nostr to beg for fractions of a penny on posts. I guess that's a bonus of them all being so anti bitcoin they won't use it for the obvious advantages it holds in their "struggles" lol.

2023-07-10 19:51:31 UTC

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Probably the same reason they won't mention nostr at all, personal bias.

2023-07-10 19:49:25 UTC

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cis colonizer crackers will really not boost this post #NotAllies

2023-07-10 19:42:00 UTC

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2023-07-10 19:11:56 UTC

I'm beginning to suspect computers were never meant to be fast.

2023-07-10 19:04:41 UTC

WHY IS FACEBOOK ASKING ME FOR AN ID I JUST PUT AN AD UP ASKING FOR A YOUNG FILIPINA WIFE? THANKS FOR TAKING MY $50 SUCKER-BERG!
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2023-07-10 18:29:41 UTC

Can I use ai voice generators to make gucci mane rap for me yet?

2023-07-10 18:20:16 UTC

I'm the needle on the street, your foot just found
I'm the Skid Row king, and I ain't been crowned
Gettin no time, commitin mo' crimes
This cities fadin' - like a Star Wars screen swipe

2023-07-10 18:14:03 UTC

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Many men
Many many many many men
Want to rob you & me
LA Ain't fine no mo'
Can't walk to the liquor store

2023-07-10 18:04:26 UTC

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You niggas need to keep it in your pants. And apparently your socks & shoes too.

2023-07-10 17:45:38 UTC

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Not my truck not my problem

2023-07-10 17:33:57 UTC

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My word. This is what happens when you don't bully the kid who acts like a Cat, or the girl too into wolves.

2023-07-10 17:32:28 UTC

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THEY LIVED A LIFE OF TORMENT TO DIE FOR US TO SUCCEED. CHILLING.

2023-07-10 17:28:50 UTC

https://m.primal.net/HGEy.png

2023-07-10 17:28:12 UTC

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I done blocked this thing like 5 times I don't understand how nostr blocks work I guess.

2023-07-10 16:37:59 UTC

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grandma caught me lackin

2023-07-10 16:35:15 UTC

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Hell-thread, Defed
Insecured DM's
Up for a week
Then down on the weekend

2023-07-10 16:23:38 UTC

>⭐ The Official BNB Airdrop Is Live.
>⭐ https://linktr.ee/binance.eth Claim free $BNB.
https://m.primal.net/HGEt.png

2023-07-10 16:20:09 UTC

SO LONG LOSERS - I JUST PUT MY LIFE SAVINGS INTO THE OL' BNB AIRDROP. IM ABOUT TO BE LOADED!
https://m.primal.net/HGEr.png

2023-07-10 15:47:58 UTC

https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/37989188/report-larry-nassar-stabbed-multiple-s-federal-prison
Alhamdulillah may he die of complications related to stab wounds.

2023-07-09 16:13:31 UTC

A lot of image macros are funny and all, but you haven't lived til you've seen a good video meme put together by a bot. The "youshitpostbot" lived for a very brief time on Facebook, I wonder if it ever was alive elsewhere.
It basically just took a greenscreen source source vid uploaded to youtube then played another video to replace the green screen at the same time. My monkey brain loved it.
https://m.primal.net/HGCI.mp4

2023-07-09 01:34:30 UTC

Been laying in bed all day watching Monkey Life being sick is kind of based

2023-07-08 19:40:43 UTC

>open youtube in new container tab not logged in
>see this
Lmao what in the fucking world is youtube trying to push on people?
http://nostr.build/i/91d3ada130e949abca0d25a9bea1f40e6d0ac2a2076ac1a37664142bba83b421.jpg

2023-07-08 16:28:24 UTC

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Ngl that new logo looks kind of cool, like a cyberpunk future ISIS hacking into mainframes for Allah. It is jarring though I can't decipher any of it

2023-07-07 23:34:41 UTC

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This isn't even a joke, I'm expecting my google account to get banned any day now over this. there's no way this just flies under the radar.

2023-07-07 23:27:18 UTC

I bought a phone from google and they never charged me for it, and when I messaged them saying "Hey I didn't pay for this but you sent it" they said "Not our problem message your payment provider" and I never got a straight answer from anyone. Not my problem either I guess.
https://m.primal.net/HFyU.jpg

2023-07-07 22:55:52 UTC

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I shifted to recommending Pop over Mint to newer people just because it looks nicer for most normal users. Mint is pretty damn solid though, and has the added benefit of a large and old network. You can just add "linux mint" to google for any linux problem, and someone out there has had that issue already and solved it. Sometimes even over a decade ago!

2023-07-07 16:42:39 UTC

I just want to let everyone know even death can't stop your dreams. I finally hit over 100 blocks on my single user fedi instance that's been down for months. I think I was at 60 something when the site was still up 3-4 months ago? I must have really made a lasting impact and touched a lot of lives. Apparently I was too rough.
Thank you Oliphant.Social / “Bare Minimum” - 05/19/22
https://nostr.build/i/fce9cacebab13adec960ae9a312db1b6b44d3cbab996ade1a7f99111242624e3.jpg

2023-07-07 15:45:30 UTC

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Attack complexity
Low
Privileges required
Low
Let's go retards time to smash shit

2023-07-06 23:13:03 UTC

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Just want to return to the trees I'm tired of all this.

2023-07-06 22:48:45 UTC

Yep *sips* just waiting for scotty to beam me up so I can finally get my Galactic Federation approved hybrid surrogate.

2023-07-06 22:44:17 UTC

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I don't get this obsession with aliens shooting super hot beams as their primary form of attack. If they really were advanced, and really would kill people, I assume they could disable our brains with some kind of sonic force. Or some other shit. There's way more efficient ways to kill someone than the Moonraker Laser. Maybe they can kill my soul with their thoughts, who the hell knows, the sky is the limit.

2023-07-06 22:41:06 UTC

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This is what owning the chuds looks like. Bags under your eyes, nothing on the walls, lip stick on, streaming your existence to nobody in particular just whoever ends up watching. At least it's for heckin critical role those wholesome chonkers!

2023-07-06 22:36:39 UTC

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>he didn't add 2 shakers full of Lawry's to the soap for the signature Lawry's + Dawn Marinade
NGMI

2023-07-06 22:20:21 UTC

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Yep I use it every day #LoveHateRelationshipWithFirefox

2023-07-06 22:16:56 UTC

Ladies do NOT ❌ let your ass 🍑 get caught BUYING GROCERIES 🛒 🤣 30 years 👵 after the divorce 💔. If you aren't instacarting 🤳 you aren't single life maxing 💯 🍷 🐈
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2023-07-06 21:27:29 UTC

I'll never forget when the vtuber psyop was at it's peak and they even tried to target me. A gorilla that listens to jazz rock. Still never watched it.
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2023-07-06 21:14:52 UTC

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CHILLING

2023-07-06 21:06:29 UTC

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That green pill shaped phone looks so sexy. Return to tradition.

2023-07-06 19:38:11 UTC

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All the apps look the same, all the products look the same, all le flagship phones look the same. What the hell am I supposed to get excited about anymore?
>Wow it's so minimal it's just like rendering the text
We've gone full circle. Apparently web design ends where it began. The only difference now is you need javascript to load the black text on white page. Or white text on black background ooh!

2023-07-06 19:32:21 UTC

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2023-07-06 19:06:34 UTC

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I think it's supposed to be like that, an imageboard that's still anonymous but using nostr? I'm not really sure how that works since everything that people use now seems reliant on private keys.

2023-07-06 18:40:13 UTC

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Just threw you like one penny for the work tyvm

2023-07-06 18:17:58 UTC

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>but how will this benefit black people?
Shit like this is why even though I actually care about the environment I will never buy into cLiMaTe CrIsIs rhetoric. No, causing less pollution doesn't have to do with race at all. Telling companies to stop cutting down rainforests to replace with their own crops should not be a "social justice" issue it's just "an issue" lol.
These people being so anti nuclear is insane too. They come up with wild shit like this to try to reason that nuclear is not the answer. They are really giving the legacy energy industry a free pass each time they espouse bullshit like this.
BTW let's plug all our cars into the grid 🙄

2023-07-06 18:11:57 UTC

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https://github.com/smolgrrr/ourchan
Surprised nobody brought this up in there yet

2023-07-06 18:05:16 UTC

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Admin repeatedly engages in & promotes transmisia, federates with the usual suspects, is a "freeze peach" instance, Qanon tomfoolery, climate change denialist, promotes alternative medicine, imported from Oliphant trusted blocklist v 0.2.1

2023-07-06 18:01:35 UTC

The irony of this man's name being Bread and Circuses while he posts about bread and circuses.
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2023-07-06 17:58:48 UTC

Evernote may have fired all it's employees but doesn't phase me. I just consolidated every note I took for the last 5 years and it's still organized and it's still just text files I can grep.

2023-07-06 17:54:48 UTC

Want to be a man? Follow these simple rules
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2023-07-06 17:50:35 UTC

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IDK I'm thinking breaking down barriers in walled gardens (federation, mostr bridge, etc) is pretty gamechanging. I do wish someone made a bandcamp clone that let me pay in sats though. There definitely is merit to being able to send someone money fast & easy without payment processors taking a cut.

2023-07-06 17:29:03 UTC

New rat strat dropped
https://void.cat/d/56bhCEH9d1ZjK855BZBUCS.webp

2023-07-06 17:01:21 UTC

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Actually this could be awesome. I hate having facebook still, the only reason I do is to follow animal sanctuaries. If they do end up moving shit to threads it would be federated in the future. Then I won't have to login to this god forsaken site :mind_blown_boar:

2023-07-06 16:59:20 UTC

Et tu, Jane?
https://void.cat/d/GjghbfosS96HokUPr4mpKf.webp

2023-07-06 16:56:33 UTC

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>Your honor she consented when she gave the thumbs up emoji, as was established in the case of Kent Mickleborough VS. South West Terminal.
My inner Minority Report crime detector just went off and saw this in the future.

2023-07-06 16:52:45 UTC

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Yeah I don't get it. Why would I pay to post my bullshit to anyone if I don't own the server?

2023-07-06 16:48:24 UTC

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I was just bitching about this to someone recently actually. I'm about to start making my own juices because the entire concept of shipping in oranges from 3 different countries to make 1 jug of orange juice is mindblowing to me. I could just be doing it myself.
Until then I drink the ""orange"" juice, or pay premium for a small bottle of this bad boy. This still has the problem of having possibly internationally sourced fruits though. it is JUST 2 ingredients though I confirmed it.
https://www.orchidislandjuice.com/juices/orange-beet/

2023-07-06 16:42:33 UTC

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people willingly drink slop with
>fake sugar
>red 40
>processed real sugar
>processed corn sugar
>plastic chemicals seeping into the drink
And we wonder why the west has fallen!

2023-07-06 16:31:54 UTC

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How do I make a community 👀