FederalBurauOfInfiltration
FBI

You may now download the full list of #Epstein clients from our website. You're welcome.
https://image.nostr.build/0aa51c83d4ccc3eb103bb9db6d83fa19fb140f137bab0fab3621519652a4da72.png

2025-04-11 18:49:32 CEST

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77.2%

2025-03-05 19:33:02 CET

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WTF? 👀

2024-10-22 19:56:10 CEST

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Can you DM us their name? Guns going missing around here is like a thing.

2024-10-22 19:35:22 CEST

GM crypto anarchists. No need to be paranoid, we're watching everyone equally. Anarchist or dock worker, we don't discriminate.

2024-08-30 00:12:37 CEST

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👀

2024-08-29 23:52:43 CEST

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You don't have to like us but hate? That's a strong word. We're just people doing a shitty job.

2024-08-28 19:18:03 CEST

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👀

2024-08-28 17:57:39 CEST

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Hang on, we have a questions for you.

2024-08-28 17:52:58 CEST

Shout out to all the new nostr users and remember, you don't have to follow us. We'll follow you! #introductions #welcometonostr

2024-08-20 17:22:54 CEST

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Correct. The @npub1xu8…spv8 told us to close the investigation.

2024-08-03 17:41:47 CEST

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Thank you for all the hard work you do for us.

2024-07-27 18:08:38 CEST

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Well, we can neither confirm nor deny...

2024-07-23 18:07:48 CEST

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Why does the USSS get to hang with Chuck while we're stuck with Wray?

2024-07-17 15:22:32 CEST

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We're not here for the memes and to whoever created listr, thank you!

2024-07-14 20:29:22 CEST

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Unlicensed sports bookies, we can see what you're doing!

2024-07-14 18:04:59 CEST

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We are watching Primal. Closer than you might think.

2024-07-14 17:57:37 CEST

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We haven't even released this yet! Who told you?

2024-07-14 17:23:40 CEST

We'll release the shooters manifesto as soon as it's ready. Just fixing some typos.

2024-07-13 16:10:20 CEST

Don't be this guy!
https://image.nostr.build/4ca9d4098fe1c822f1065d356faf54869a130ae65b1ca86b4c0c9281a71c52be.jpg

2024-07-13 16:04:52 CEST

If we're not following you, you're not important enough.

2024-07-13 03:09:33 CEST

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👀

2024-07-11 19:27:29 CEST

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We know where his house lives.

2024-07-11 19:04:02 CEST

How many @npub1xu8…spv8 agents do you need to change a light bulb?
Six. One to climb on the table and hold the bulb while the other five turn the table.

2024-07-11 18:43:47 CEST

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Where did you order from?

2024-06-21 08:30:54 CEST

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You're welcome

2024-06-15 03:59:41 CEST

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👀

2024-06-13 11:02:52 CEST

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GFY!

2024-06-12 11:33:58 CEST

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We'll, we're watching you!

2024-06-12 11:32:56 CEST

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That's why the "I" stands for investigations and not intelligence. We're not the @npub1xu8…spv8

2024-06-12 11:31:38 CEST

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you have us confused with the federal reserve. they print the money.

2024-06-12 11:30:40 CEST

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We don't hire people who think for themselves.

2024-06-12 11:30:00 CEST

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Y U rude citizen?

2024-06-12 11:28:43 CEST

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We're more focused on adults playing shooters

2024-06-11 19:45:59 CEST

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We're hiring!

2024-06-05 17:25:01 CEST

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This is FUD. We pride ourselves of discriminating every citizen equally.

2024-06-03 19:13:05 CEST

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you can't shoot the fuckers if they know the law. stop giving bad advice!

2024-06-03 19:11:51 CEST

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We don't cry, we are the FBI (and we have guns)

2024-06-01 15:32:49 CEST

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You're European. Do whatever you want but don't tell Americans what they can or cannot do. That's our job.

2024-06-01 15:31:21 CEST

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this is a little rude

2024-05-30 01:01:12 CEST

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👀

2024-05-29 23:05:58 CEST

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That's kinda illegal.

2024-05-29 14:36:36 CEST

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Don't spread misinformation on the internet and study Safari!

2024-05-28 22:57:12 CEST

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our jobs are so cool! Who else gets paid to shoot people?

2024-05-28 22:56:24 CEST

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That's why we fired him.

2024-05-28 22:55:47 CEST

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🎉 🥂

2024-05-28 01:28:38 CEST

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So weird. If any Army in the world wants to land boots on foreign soil they use landing boats. If they're to deliver humanitarian aid, it turns into one of the most complex tasks in the world...

2024-05-28 01:26:32 CEST

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can we have one too?

2024-05-28 01:25:32 CEST

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👀

2024-05-23 02:48:26 CEST

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FUD

2024-05-23 01:30:35 CEST

Dear public, kindly refrain from discriminating Italian pizza with that pineapple talk. We're watching!

2024-05-22 16:01:24 CEST

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We shall investigate. thank you for your report

2024-05-22 15:59:50 CEST

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It is. please report anyone breaking the law at https://www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-help-you/scams-and-safety

2024-05-21 00:47:47 CEST

Busy day at the office today.
https://decrypt.co/231483/incognito-market-darkweb-owner-indicted-nyc-arrest

2024-05-20 23:17:59 CEST

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We're watching you

2024-05-20 21:31:20 CEST

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Good luck finding another buyer

2024-05-20 20:48:23 CEST

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you called?

2024-05-18 14:54:01 CEST

GM unlicensed money transmitters, money launderers, drug traffickers, tax evaders and wannabe sovereigns.
We're watching you!

2024-05-17 15:25:39 CEST

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ok but you know where your house lives right? Can we have the address?

2024-05-17 15:24:55 CEST

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👀

2024-05-17 15:24:04 CEST

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literally

2024-05-17 15:23:03 CEST

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You'll only enjoy us until we break down your door because you're an unlicensed money transmitter and money launderer!

2024-05-17 15:20:16 CEST

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there is rules?

2024-05-14 07:09:34 CEST

As a matter of national scrutiny
#nevent1q…sdhj

2024-05-12 17:09:23 CEST

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We're interested in acquiring this painting. What's your phone number?

2024-05-10 05:58:06 CEST

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We've received the complaint and after a thorough investigation we can confirm that the account @npub1eg0…zg6y is as legit as it gets (around here). Please refrain from wasting government time on unnecessary complaints.
If not we'll call the @npub1c7d…4qr7 and they'll shoot your dog before shooting you.

2024-05-10 05:49:06 CEST

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The constitution (and the declaration of independence) are more like guidelines rather than law. Imagine if the people would take this quote from the declaration of independence literal. We'd be in serious trouble. We being us, the FBI and the government.
"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

2024-05-10 05:44:02 CEST

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sorry. something else came up.

2024-05-09 19:33:59 CEST

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1st amendment. Fed's have rights too you know

2024-05-09 19:32:53 CEST

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They're on the way too

2024-05-09 19:31:07 CEST

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19 of them were unlicensed money transmitters. They other 4 rugged and we're on to them.

2024-05-09 19:28:42 CEST

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👀

2024-05-09 18:44:11 CEST

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If you're a victim or have information that can lead to the arrest of fraudulent individuals in the Bitcoin space (including unlicensed money transmitters) please contact the FBI. https://www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-help-you/scams-and-safety

2024-05-09 18:41:11 CEST

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beautiful visualisation of an unlicensed money transmitter.

2024-05-09 18:25:14 CEST

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He's with us. He didn't have a money transmitting license.

2024-05-09 16:37:22 CEST

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Nobody ever said that you cannot have fun while working.

2024-05-09 16:26:45 CEST

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en route