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2025-12-18 14:12:14 CET

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This is why Joe Carlasare snickers when you talk. It’s just pathetic levels of cope & retardation.
You fuckin idiots will share Bitcoin models with THREE DATA POINTS😂
“Bitcoin cycle theory” - someone who believes science is fake

2025-12-18 13:56:13 CET

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Exactly. This is spoken by someone who is genuinely too dumb to understand natural science.

2025-12-18 13:51:08 CET

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When bitcoiners say dumb ass retard shit like this it reminds me why people think we’re a cult
Did you study math/physics/chemistry/biology? Or are you someone with absolutely no ability to actually complete problem solving but on the outside you’re critical of some shit you could never personally do?
I have a decade of experience in analytical chemistry. Let’s hear it. Tell me about mass spectrometry and how it’s flawed. I’ll wait.

2025-12-18 00:09:10 CET

If you ever say you’re in your “Ozempic era” you gotta kys bro that shit is not it

2025-12-17 23:14:31 CET

I’m not going to Venezuela❌
I’m listening to Kanye✅

2025-12-17 18:55:27 CET

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Imagine WW3
You pop your head over a bunker all to see a furry hitting the griddy as they step on a land mine. You look left at your comrade and he’s swiping on tinder. Your lieutenant is crying as his parlay doesn’t hit. As all hell breaks loose, your door dasher arrives with a plate of slop that you financed. You manage to make it home all for a boomer to charge you interest on the rent you weren’t able to pay.

2025-12-17 18:44:58 CET

What’s really cool about the political climate today is either way I’m gonna get sent to die by some chode I hate
I’ve already started practicing my emotes so I can at least hit the Rollie one time before I get drone’d

2025-12-17 18:38:58 CET

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Nooooooooo
What’s your rank rn? At my best I was Diamond 3 Div 3 in both 2’s and 3’s. Never broke into champ. My guess is at my current state I’m maybe like Gold 3

2025-12-17 18:10:17 CET

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😂😂
The only system I have is elite rotation in RL
Im an octane only guy and YOU KNOW I GOT DAT WHITE HALO

2025-12-17 18:08:03 CET

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BEEF BOIZ UNITE
Hope we don’t get pwnd in ww3 bro I need to procreate before I get annihilated

2025-12-17 18:05:49 CET

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Hahahahah
You are a clever rascal
Now GIT IN UR POKEBALL

2025-12-17 18:03:11 CET

Deadahh me frfr rn fam
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2025-12-17 18:01:42 CET

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Bro I was pretty weak at the gym today. Great pump but I was putting up pussy numbers. So now I have to gorge myself in shame (and also to get v swole)

2025-12-17 17:58:07 CET

Ordered enough Chinese food to feed a small village (me for 1 day)

2025-12-17 17:27:41 CET

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💪💪💪

2025-12-17 17:24:19 CET

Shit SMACKS
https://image.nostr.build/13521ea70f4cd59a6ab2f81eca75683addee97276d1ba8eead7bd5f6f6e6a240.jpg

2025-12-17 17:19:25 CET

Sore ass tiddys after da gym

2025-12-16 23:29:40 CET

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So effectively you’re trying to diminish what he is which would kind of be the….ya know…idea behind any type of supremacy. Hilariously ironic for exposing yourself. Of course it’s DIFFERENT for you though. Because
you’re just another tyrannical bitch who masquerades your precious little intentions as virtuous. No one buys it anymore.

2025-12-16 17:19:30 CET

I will never hold my tongue again.
Under any circumstances.
Ever again.

2025-12-16 17:16:17 CET

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100%
The last two years I’ve watched him go from a trustworthy source to another mafia member.

2025-12-16 17:13:52 CET

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You chew your son’s foreskin off like a good jesuit??

2025-12-16 16:17:22 CET

How come so many women keep getting raped in Europe? Why is that?? Is it because these poor lowly souls simply weren’t in the socioeconomic situation to undeerrrstaaanndd rape is bad? Is that why? They just dont know better, that’s all! No harm no foul😊
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2025-12-16 16:07:11 CET

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Shut up you dumb bitch you are not about shit you’re just another liberal cunt plunging the world into chaos

2025-12-16 05:13:59 CET

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Just at me next time old ass mfer

2025-12-15 23:13:03 CET

Life is a feeling process.

2025-12-15 21:11:30 CET

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“The most terrifying force of death, comes from the hands of men who wanted to be left alone. They try, so very hard, to mind their own business and provide for themselves and those they love. They resist every impulse to fight back, knowing the forced and permanent change of life that will come from it. They know, that the moment they fight back, their lives as they have lived them, are over.”

2025-12-15 20:19:13 CET

Ella Cook was 19 and likely died because she wasn’t a pussy ass coward. They call you a Nazi so they can kill you.
https://image.nostr.build/e674e40d56c0c3dac9e403f8916931933064b199807f9a00e4407f5e04a15a71.jpg

2025-12-15 19:17:28 CET

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We will never get latinas with this attitude
Find a way comrade

2025-12-15 18:07:25 CET

The guy who curb stomped ol buddy deserves a Medal of Honor

2025-12-15 18:07:08 CET

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He ain’t shit but a hoe!

2025-12-15 17:58:19 CET

I’ve always hated Gromen but now I hate him even more

2025-12-15 17:03:06 CET

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Yo snake charmer you’ve been pokeball’d
https://image.nostr.build/838265df1a1de1aeb541a0d5e47f011830c4e37412728a62cdf1f8985293c62e.jpg

2025-12-15 15:33:34 CET

My chest lags every other part of my body and it’s pissin me off
I do 1 row my back grows for a millennia

2025-12-15 08:01:10 CET

I can’t sleep.
I think humility is virtuous BECAUSE it requires recognizing you’re better than your competition, without acting on it. If you recognize you’re better and behave from that sentiment, you’re considered cocky or arrogant. If you refuse to acknowledge it all together, you can come off as disingenuous because you are willingly blind to reality. So that balance of recognizing “I am elite in my realm” while also maintaining “I’m not better than people solely because I am better than my competition” is really, really hard.
Or something idk I just got here

2025-12-15 07:15:31 CET

You can exit the Truman Show by rejecting performative morality

2025-12-15 05:18:00 CET

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Rape me? Ur charizard sounds bigly gay
https://image.nostr.build/a5e5b9671e906f47700b3d8ca2193dc9d62651da8e7110e1302c4c845f9e2a7a.jpg

2025-12-15 04:37:09 CET

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Yarnis Presley: Tough & Stringy💪🧵
https://image.nostr.build/4f444bbf8bf47bb5ae585faec881eca6be21c0b3873139855477d70d6955865a.gif

2025-12-15 04:01:20 CET

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Quite the contrary, Yarnis
It’s a pikachu hell. They become cannibalistic. It’s every pika for themselves.
Do your kettlebell swings comrade or you will be on a pikachu’s plate
https://image.nostr.build/813a3dae60a72c95ec5eb60bb0a4e5078ad76ec791f6e3b2341d80fba564cde9.jpg

2025-12-15 03:24:41 CET

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I was VERY close to calling you big dumb for calling apricots “apricorn”
You win this time.

2025-12-15 03:22:36 CET

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Bish are you calling me Indian

2025-12-15 03:21:57 CET

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Let’s just say I wouldn’t need a masterball for you bro
https://image.nostr.build/f99c1403dc6f3eb84c2bd160f430f59af7a5752b5cfb49904c6f05507041dda4.jpg

2025-12-15 02:28:37 CET

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We got cockroaches with exoskeletons before GTA6

2025-12-15 02:21:38 CET

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Bro I wouldn’t even need a pokeball for yo ass all I’d need is a stick
https://image.nostr.build/f6d9dfa0152e7de623f4b477981e2369b34ee07295cd0c75d84fc2a255e70ce8.jpg

2025-12-15 02:12:21 CET

You’re all lucky pokeballs aren’t real because I would capture a lot of you bitches and never let you out

2025-12-15 02:06:26 CET

They’re putting exoskeletons on cockroaches
It’s over

2025-12-15 02:01:58 CET

I like some of the Gaga songs wtf does she know about cameras

2025-12-15 02:01:17 CET

Yo I just went on the hellhole otherwise known as Instagram and Chloe Kardashian has 300 MILLION FOLLOWERS
THREE HUNDRED MILLION
300,000,000!

2025-12-15 01:52:24 CET

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NO NO NO
I am grand in stature and presence

2025-12-15 01:52:03 CET

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Ryan I would implore you to consider what your dear puppy identifies as
Didn’t think of that did, ya Batman??
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2025-12-15 01:48:50 CET

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They used to call me Pocket Pitty in the streets, David

2025-12-15 01:48:20 CET

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And a happy 6 7 to you as well!!
https://image.nostr.build/34828f3e5a998898da8cf108d78c842a37ec6dbd24692d94046cabdb4decd5ad.jpg

2025-12-15 01:36:52 CET

The only thing that can fix the world is golden retrievers

2025-12-15 01:03:30 CET

I never felt like I had a place
Yet, that IS my place.

2025-12-15 01:02:35 CET

If you feel like you’re lost, but you recognize that you feel lost, then you’ve been found.

2025-12-13 19:00:12 CET

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I don’t want a lot for Christmas there is jus one thanggg I neeeeed

2025-12-13 18:53:54 CET

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Dream smoke roto

2025-12-13 18:53:22 CET

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I actually have a very special tie to Me Myself and Irene! Great movie
As for Ryan, no parades for him.
As for Stache….no soup for you.
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2025-12-13 18:39:23 CET

The rules of the game have been destroyed and for that reason it’s very likely there is only one outcome
Nazi ✅
Retard ❌
Some groups can say words others can’t. There is good guy and there is bad guy. Concensus in reality no longer matters
If you won’t play fairly, and you’re insistent your opposition is unfair, you’re creating a dynamic where you’ve backed millions of people into a wall.

2025-12-13 18:30:03 CET

Grocery stores asking me to donate to fight childhood hunger…
Bitch you got all the food!

2025-12-13 18:29:15 CET

I’d rather question what I don’t understand rather than blindly accept it.

2025-12-13 18:27:36 CET

It’s unbelievable to me that questioning “why is that?” has become synonymous with conspiracy. My formal education is in the natural sciences. The foundation of the natural sciences is the scientific method.
What the fuck has happened….
All of this speech crime and thought crime is a plague among humanity (WMV)

2025-12-13 16:48:41 CET

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And my point is proven! #Cucklife

2025-12-13 15:15:31 CET

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Did you see a lot of fish?

2025-12-13 15:09:16 CET

The inability for boomers and a lot of Gen X to completely miss the mark as to why Groypers are on the rise is the epitome of irony

2025-12-12 22:51:24 CET

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Pavel Tsatsouline mocks your agony
https://image.nostr.build/250ce845c753c286a12defc7399e012378e50925c9cf981146aeaa38ae2a3a2f.jpg

2025-12-12 20:42:37 CET

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Ah I’m sorry to hear, that it sucks seeing animals suffer…

2025-12-12 20:37:54 CET

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I’ve seen some thangs, boi.
https://image.nostr.build/97f10c9a7754a267032fdef8c0824ab22064c44031173e9bf029cb93542a43ed.jpg

2025-12-12 20:36:44 CET

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They actually used to call me Steam Machine in Vietnam

2025-12-12 20:33:34 CET

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This isn’t about me David
It’s about us

2025-12-12 20:28:26 CET

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Brother I think playing RL on a steamdeck is gonna be hard AF! Is that device cool tho I’ve tossed around the idea of getting one

2025-12-12 20:08:30 CET

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Maybe I’m crazy but I don’t do coincidence anymore, I subscribe to cosmic reinforcement that I am aligned with my life’s path
So congrats because the universe just reminded you that you’re on the path and it’s going to be ok!!

2025-12-12 20:02:25 CET

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Hahahaha bro it’s so catchy.

2025-12-12 20:02:06 CET

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Honestly we were born in an unreal period…One foot in the old world and one foot in the new. I think we’re likely the last generation that will ever remember the pre-internet madness. Dial-up hardly counts to me relative to what we have today. TRL and furbys all day.

2025-12-12 19:57:32 CET

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Yes sire

2025-12-12 19:57:23 CET

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They call you baby legs because you have baby legs and also I was born in the early 90’s I am not a spring chicken
https://image.nostr.build/c8255cd8fd25025f3989444a1217c95c4d8c48ea6d436b51ea2f1d1c9ec4c993.jpg

2025-12-12 19:53:23 CET

You’re telling me baby carrots aren’t babies at all???????

2025-12-12 19:31:33 CET

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Lady I was smoking on greens before you knew what a hand bowl was💨
They literally called me Dabby Crocker as I founded this shiiieeeeeet

2025-12-12 19:30:48 CET

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Nodey have you heard the Money In The Grave x Last Christmas mashup??? V festive

2025-12-12 19:28:31 CET

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This is deadass me when I see you in public
P u
https://image.nostr.build/82acdd429a9dc518fa97518e439fe03e5fa9016f2b3c82367db530572cd122fd.jpg

2025-12-12 19:23:43 CET

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Noshole = self proclaimed butt licker

2025-12-12 18:47:33 CET

Every animal I’ve ever had maintained a healthier coat if you frequently brushed them
Similarly, comb your hair

2025-12-12 18:40:36 CET

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Ohhhhhh ok I remember this because when I was in high school there was a conspiracy that 9/11 in Wingdings showed a plane and 2 towers or something like that

2025-12-12 17:59:22 CET

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Bro I think we’re in an alternate reality because the first sentence has me fukkktt up
“Wingdings is a dingbat typeface”
…….WHAT???🫨🫨🫨
I think im just gonna live naively assuming that’s the way we used to text on the Nokia brick. I’m content accepting Wingdings as that. “Dingbat typeface” is something only Steve Irwin could explain to me

2025-12-12 17:56:58 CET

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yodl, gatekeeper of wordl

2025-12-12 17:56:13 CET

Future saying “Tony Montana” will make me laugh every single time
TURNY MONTAYNUH TURNY MONTAYNUH🗣️🗣️🗣️

2025-12-12 17:53:45 CET

What is this what does it mean why are the blocks colored
#note1rym…6qf4

2025-12-12 17:52:47 CET

Cam Newton acting shocked that the Colts didn’t ask him to start at QB is hilarious
YOU HAD ONE GOOD SEASON BRO

2025-12-12 17:48:48 CET

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Cuban I dare to say idk wtf Wingding is but I think it may have a promising future as a chicken franchise

2025-12-12 14:33:14 CET

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Top of ye ol morning to you good sir

2025-12-12 14:32:53 CET

I’m almost certain that our nervous system becomes an anxious wreck when you live life on a clock.
It’s insidious. Weekends aren’t free. Time becomes a perpetual doom instrument constantly reminding you of your finite freedom.
I’ve seen this in folks who retire. Takes 6-12 months to actually relax. The mind is still caught on the hamster wheel of “I NEED TO DO MORE, I HAVE THINGS TO DO, MY TIME IS NOT FREE”
That is not a fun existence. We’ve all lived it.

2025-12-12 14:28:57 CET

Goot mawnin homies

2025-12-11 17:28:54 CET

Phillip Rivers coming back is CRAZY

2025-12-11 17:12:11 CET

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AaaayyOoOooO00oOo0Oo0

2025-12-11 16:46:10 CET

Added 0.005BTC to the balance sheet
Anonymous Reserves Co is BOOMING

2025-12-11 01:07:48 CET

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Hmm yes yes much link many link
https://image.nostr.build/4938d0504154c2540d8e7f3ef21d33ade5adaa6e66a0d0ede9a41f577e820eb6.jpg

2025-12-11 00:52:10 CET

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I had to add a lot of links to that watch.

2025-12-11 00:13:21 CET

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@grok can I sue Ryan for libel can he say this type of stuff??

2025-12-10 23:59:43 CET

You guys often message me and say “Anonymous, are your biceps ACTUALLY that big?”
Well, today I’m doing the big face reveal. This is frfr me and this isn’t edited
https://image.nostr.build/5941963907c1a2431919af2554b6cf8a1c73d42f6dd1c32bb9c42bffe82da800.jpg

2025-12-10 17:09:20 CET

Crazy idea:
Buy bitcoin instead of gambling on sports

2025-12-10 17:06:50 CET

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Get this snake off this mufuckin plane I ain’t no fed
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