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Last Notes

2026-07-21 03:48:19 CEST

JUST IN: Used Start9 Node Prices Crash As Ebay Sees Flood Of Used Pleb Nodes
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2026-07-17 17:38:13 CEST

🚨 BREAKING: Plebs deploy the "Mother of All Nodes" (MOAN), the largest non-economic node ever built, ahead of the mandatory signaling period.
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2026-07-17 16:32:20 CEST

BREAKING: Foundry to let miners decide BIP-110 signaling via hashrate-weighted vote
Pool account owners can vote "Yes" or "No," with each vote weighted by the account's average hashrate. Foundry says it will only switch to signaling support if "Yes" votes represent more than 51% of the voting hashrate.
#NotTheBugle
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2026-07-13 20:19:31 CEST

Redefining Node Security: Knotzis announce a new framework to help plebs assess the spam threat level to their nodes.
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2026-07-13 19:07:18 CEST

NEW: Plebs have released a new anti-Fabian ad to promote BIP-110
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2026-07-13 14:59:40 CEST

BREAKING: @nprofile…5sk4 and @nprofile…90st to co-headline Nostr FIFA World Cup 2026 Final Halftime Livestream
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2026-07-09 04:28:48 CEST

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Interesting to hear about and see Phish’s cultural impact without mainstream acceptance
https://fountain.fm/episode/WzqCSoXeVldDtMAJqvau
#nevent1q…9y2y

2026-06-24 00:04:33 CEST

Erin Redwing And Gloria Zhao Team Up To Launch Bitcoin For Fabians Conference In San Francisco
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2026-06-10 16:07:01 CEST

Man hospitalized in critical condition after bypassing Claude Mythos safeguards and receiving multiple lethal doses of glaze.
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2026-06-05 15:35:50 CEST

PGTOW: Plebs Going Their Own Way.
Plebs who feel disenfranchised by Bitcoin Core, and who are losing faith in Bitcoin Knots, have started a new movement which advocates for total separation from developers, influencers, and institutions.
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2026-06-04 21:51:17 CEST

NEW: Crypto Cloaks drops the rainbow #Bitcoin grenade for Pleb Pride Month. Available exclusively in June.
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2026-06-04 21:47:54 CEST

Gay Treasury Secretary Bessent on Bitcoin: "I see every bottom as an opportunity to go all-in."
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2026-06-04 21:35:21 CEST

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2026-06-04 21:34:49 CEST

JUST IN: @nprofile…ns2h arrested near Ruby Ridge, Idaho trying to spend clipped Casascius coins without ridges.
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2026-06-04 21:34:18 CEST

BREAKING: Erika Kirk spotted driving a Killdozer fitted with patriotic fireworks through Scottsdale, Arizona.
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2026-06-04 01:54:14 CEST

Women in Bitcoin are staying bullish by showing off their “Bare Matket Bottoms.” 📸
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2026-06-01 17:53:27 CEST

June is about Pleb #Pride
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2026-05-29 20:45:44 CEST

NEW: Now that #BIP110 has already lost, a new BIP is being drafted which will charge Knotzi's a 21% "retard tax".
The tax will be applied on all their transactions and be distributed to economic nodes as compensation for all the time wasted by retarded plebs.
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2026-05-28 22:05:15 CEST

JUST IN: First ever Bitcoin Juggalos meetup will take place this August in Detroit right after Lake Satoshi
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2026-05-28 22:04:08 CEST

BREAKING: Mechanic mutters and mumbles when asked to define "What is consensus?"
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2026-05-26 21:33:55 CEST

BREAKING: Bugle News now has more followers on Nostr than X.

2026-05-24 22:38:20 CEST

Summertime means listening to Bitcoin Podcasts #40HPW🎧 in the sun ☀️
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2026-05-22 15:51:53 CEST

JUST IN: 16 years later Laszlo Hanyecz says he is still feeding his family with the two Papa Johns pizzas he purchased for 10,000 BTC.
"We keep slicing the pizzas into smaller slices so we never run out. According to the laws of mathematics we can keep this going infinitely."
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2026-05-21 21:25:04 CEST

NEW: CEO @nprofile…y780 announces powerful new AnchorWatch branded 'John Travolta berets'.
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2026-05-20 18:50:11 CEST

JUST IN: “You shouldn’t have to pay taxes if you bet on #Bitcoin.”
@nprofile…cxj5 announces tax advantaged prediction market retirement accounts.
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2026-05-18 21:10:42 CEST

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2026-05-18 21:08:46 CEST

New full-length album by @nprofile…afy9 about the lessons we didn't learn from Paper Bitcoin Summer.
▶️ One More Summer, One More Edit LP
https://wavlake.com/album/f8c43863-e01d-45e8-8f78-87e0b137cbd3

2026-05-18 15:54:45 CEST

▶️ Requiem for a Paper Bitcoin Dream - @nprofile…afy9
https://blossom.primal.net/320d1cae8a8dd2dc4dd1017ad1780d6976507444127e0c47e803a0e3f9b67b20.mp4

2026-05-14 00:04:20 CEST

NEW: @nprofile…kxcv pivots from silver content to Lone Star tick bioweapon theory after Marty Bent reads academic paper about liberals' plans to bankrupt Texas Roadhouse.
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2026-05-05 15:59:25 CEST

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2026-05-05 15:58:41 CEST

New phunky jam by @nprofile…afy9
▶️ Glue 2.0
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2026-05-05 15:32:37 CEST

Grave Digger is coming to Nashville for Bitcoin 2027 🎸
The iconic monster truck will perform badass stunts and crush cars marked with shitcoin logos at MAXI JAM on Pro-Day.
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2026-05-04 22:39:15 CEST

Bitcoin 2027 VIP Whale Pass tickets will include Fast Pass™ letting female whales skip the line for the Shinobi Kissing booth.
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2026-05-04 19:25:32 CEST

“Swimsuits are suits.”
A new class of Bitcoin professionals are trying to redefine ‘Suitcoin’ culture and make going to the office hot again.
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2026-04-29 01:59:39 CEST

If you’re in Vegas, you don’t want to miss this tonight!
https://nosvegas.shakespeare.wtf/

2026-04-16 22:47:54 CEST

STRC your assets.
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2026-04-16 21:03:35 CEST

Never forget your own lore
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2026-04-16 21:00:12 CEST

JUST IN: @nprofile…kxcv intern revolt leaves Marty Bent bound & gagged while feed turns into neocon clickbait
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2026-04-16 20:57:00 CEST

Pledditor claims his AI agent went rogue and bought paper Bitcoin without his permission.
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2026-04-16 20:48:01 CEST

NEW: Strategy's latest ad for their digital credit product STRC features gymnast and swimsuit model Livvy Dunne
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2026-04-14 14:26:39 CEST

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2026-04-14 14:20:04 CEST

Preston Pysh Reports Treatment For Chat GPT Psychosis In Malibu Is Going Well, But Needs More Time Before He Starts Podcasting Again
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2026-04-02 18:20:32 CEST

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2026-04-02 18:19:37 CEST

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https://open.spotify.com/episode/2W3TQb8xC5lyZ3m8Oc5kcV

2026-04-02 18:19:03 CEST

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https://fountain.fm/episode/n2QhKv1h4KeMKjZzAFgi

2026-04-02 18:18:42 CEST

How one man used permaculture, social capital, and Bitcoin meetups to win the inaugural Nostr #MaxiMadness🏀
▶️ Intellectual Silk Road Episode #5 | How to win Maxi Madness w/ @nprofile…tnhy
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2026-03-31 15:44:49 CEST

▶️ Cra$h Out - eCash $aylor
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2026-03-31 15:40:51 CEST

Episode 103 of the Bugle Weekly is out!
“Hard Lessons for plebs” now streaming on @nprofile…349r
https://fountain.fm/episode/Ve0Z2Uj5MAD6ZyX5Oh5W
https://blossom.primal.net/2499b24eae4236f6e29a168f8479b31485fc40282afdeb7a65500d3a88eaa23a.mp4

2026-03-29 21:12:30 CEST

BREAKING: @nprofile…2uzc Opens Predyx Market On Whether @nprofile…374e Is A Deep Fake
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2026-03-29 15:50:15 CEST

BREAKING: Bitcoin Magazine Announces “The Hot Stage” For Vegas Conference
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2026-03-27 15:29:28 CET

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You may be asking what’s next to get excited about on Nostr?
Well just next month there will be an incredible Nostr event happening in Las Vegas with a live performance from Maxi Madness runner up @nprofile…26tc and much more!
Look out single ladies because @nprofile…mve9 will be DJing as well
https://nosvegas.shakespeare.wtf/

2026-03-27 15:25:47 CET

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Congratulations to @nprofile…yxk8 on becoming the first ever Nostr Maxi Madness Champion!
Thank you to all our competitors and the individuals who participated in our sacred democracy! You have helped to make history!
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#nevent1q…kd0s

2026-03-26 17:14:55 CET

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This is the first ever Nostr Maxi Madness!
Teddy Bitcoins won in 2025 on Twitter and Yellow won the first one in 2024

2026-03-26 17:05:32 CET

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Thank you for participating in our democracy

2026-03-26 15:53:09 CET

There can only be 1
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2026-03-25 23:37:22 CET

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Those are cool

2026-03-25 22:50:07 CET

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Incredible!

2026-03-25 22:49:21 CET

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Participating in democracy can’t ever be a net loss for Nostr

2026-03-25 18:57:41 CET

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It’s actually a real bracket. Bad day for democracy deniers
#nevent1q…wf9x

2026-03-25 18:46:27 CET

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Check out the Maxi Madness Noster Recap Before Ggoing To The Polls To Vote!
https://blossom.primal.net/f20b53cf30fa9f489d17ce32246af3fd28052984c6b6b65e245e99e2a68b34ec.mp4
#nevent1q…tlks

2026-03-25 17:21:45 CET

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Nostr crashouts are the best crashouts

2026-03-25 16:09:22 CET

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False. Democracy is alive and well!

2026-03-25 15:59:37 CET

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I’m disappointed in you Need Creations

2026-03-25 15:58:59 CET

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Noster isn’t a place for paper Bitcoiners

2026-03-25 15:54:37 CET

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Democracy works if you work it!
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#nevent1q…wwrk

2026-03-25 14:57:22 CET

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Yes do you know how democracy works?

2026-03-25 14:53:07 CET

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What’s scammy about democracy?

2026-03-25 03:29:48 CET

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Did you vote?

2026-03-25 03:25:31 CET

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Well maybe you should’ve voted harder

2026-03-25 03:22:25 CET

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You missed the tournament Doot. Where have you been?

2026-03-24 19:53:21 CET

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Make sure to check the Sweet 16 Recap Show before going to the polls!
https://blossom.primal.net/afeaf2ef62bd5704a55db29eab9c067f0cfacd251cca75dd867a8786d8f2caa6.mp4
#nevent1q…zckk

2026-03-24 00:09:59 CET

Your children will learn about Maxi Madness in school!

2026-03-23 21:58:28 CET

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You’re like a chihuahua barking at a wolf

2026-03-23 21:57:23 CET

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Now you’re just resting on your credentials. It’s 2026

2026-03-23 21:56:49 CET

Are you ready for revolution.rocks happening June 19-20th in Belgrade?
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2026-03-23 21:52:45 CET

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Exactly.

2026-03-23 21:50:20 CET

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I bet you had a fun time during Covid with your free speech

2026-03-23 20:50:36 CET

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Good jokes have an ounce of truth in them. There is not a single American that wishes they were Australian. This is a bad joke

2026-03-23 20:39:47 CET

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I’m just grateful to not be a retarded Australian and have a Bitcoin podcast

2026-03-23 20:34:04 CET

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Well he’s way ahead of you then

2026-03-23 19:42:56 CET

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It’s the most important election of our lifetime!

2026-03-23 17:38:23 CET

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The most important election of our lifetime!

2026-03-23 14:41:14 CET

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Check out the recap video before going to the polls!
https://blossom.primal.net/b070370ee59dbc6e49935d9ff4da35742786dadf599e51c685f0a4893b45a623.mp4
#nevent1q…0kyf

2026-03-23 04:14:01 CET

The Sweet 16 Bracket is not out!
Votes will begin Monday at 9am EST
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2026-03-22 23:15:26 CET

Tomorrow @nprofile…j2z3 Lead Singer @nprofile…umxn will be competing in the Sweet 16!
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2026-03-22 23:13:28 CET

Tomorrow Maxi Madness Dark Horse @nprofile…5x7z will be competing in the Sweet 16!
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2026-03-22 23:12:07 CET

Tomorrow legendary Bitcoin Educator @nprofile…43fm will be competing in the Sweet 16!
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2026-03-22 23:10:53 CET

Tomorrow legendary Bitcoin podcaster @nprofile…zget will be competing in the Sweet 16!
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2026-03-22 22:46:07 CET

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@nprofile…umxn is next level. Make sure to give her a follow

2026-03-22 15:20:33 CET

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Election denying is a threat to our democracy

2026-03-22 14:45:31 CET

After the bug was fixed it was revealed that @nprofile…mfld had actually defeated @nprofile…x7dn.
We know recounts are tricky but we are committed to counting every vote so that they matter.
@nprofile…mfld will be facing off against @nprofile…d802 in a playoff round as well
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2026-03-22 14:37:46 CET

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No this is democracy

2026-03-22 14:37:29 CET

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You’re commenting so you care

2026-03-22 04:23:46 CET

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Go look at the round 1 polls

2026-03-22 03:15:38 CET

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@nprofile…c2ls creations pointed it out. @nprofile…rdqz confirmed

2026-03-22 01:47:01 CET

BREAKING: A UX bug has been found showing that @nprofile…lg2t actually beat @nprofile…tc35 in the final closing moments of round 1.
As a result Jack has been Disqualified.
There will be a 12 hour playoff round beginning tomorrow at 10am EST between @nprofile…whtm and @nprofile…lg2t to determine who will be going to the Sweet 16!
The bug has been found and fixed by the good folks at Primal.

2026-03-22 01:44:18 CET

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You’re right and we have a solution

2026-03-21 21:01:14 CET

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2026-03-21 21:00:16 CET

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Oh you just don’t know how to count

2026-03-21 20:58:38 CET

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Do you know how to count?