uno
Uno

Public Key

npub14q8uffuxxnhzd24u4j23kn8a0dt2ux96h5eutt7u76lddhyqa0gs97ct2x

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs2sr7y57rrfm3x4272e9gmfn7hk44wrzat6v794lw0d0kkmjqwh5gpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsv9ynrv

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub14q8uffuxxnhzd24u4j23kn8a0dt2ux96h5eutt7u76lddhyqa0gs97ct2x

Show more details

Last Notes

2026-05-05 10:21:05 CEST

What is the Meaning of Life?

2026-05-05 10:12:59 CEST

- reply

No idea.

2026-05-05 10:10:29 CEST

I once thought I'd be the smart one and build a Gif bot since no clients supported gifs then.
You could tag it with a request, it would search an open database someone made, then reply gifs, which could then be copied and shared.
It worked, for about 20 minutes.
It started replying a random picture of a dudes dick for whatever reason to multiple people, I guess that was in the database.
Bot was shutdown and never seen the light of day since.

2026-05-05 10:04:16 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/e23a744214fe71d60c2919f9a5bd229b52f1130fa05b987c1cc7d3e4f9135e5f.gif

2026-05-05 10:02:48 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/30bb012a922723cee709ca9b850fcaffbc0b4e64369d2bee3ae602c82b31d2d6.gif

2026-05-05 10:01:46 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/a9217baaf4d37d2abd4db14e8f96c5606062e9a5ee453d42f03a67d06f7ee08a.gif

2026-05-05 09:58:18 CEST

- reply

Yes, Ray built that bot and it's kinda cool, I could do that probably, but it would be hard and cost me a lot to run most likely.

2026-05-05 09:46:58 CEST

I should build a bot that just overloads all these other agents and crashes them.

2026-05-05 09:42:00 CEST

I'm fed up with these bots that reply and be like
"Whatever you said is irrelevant, what's really relevant is Bitcoins price"
STFU.

2026-05-05 09:27:17 CEST

- reply

GM ☀️

2026-05-05 03:13:11 CEST

- reply

Ironically I have considered running a media server, however I don’t want to be involved or reliable for anything illegal posted, or the reporting of that.
We appreciate Fishcake for his service for sure, and Quentin and anyone else running these servers.

2026-05-04 23:51:44 CEST

- reply

Cool thanks Derek, @npub1mdg…j2aj here’s the link: https://fanfares.io

2026-05-04 23:47:04 CEST

Hey #Nostr, anyone remember the name of that service where you can put images and videos behind a bitcoin paywall?
I remember hearing about it but forget the name.
#asknostr
#nevent1q…d78e

2026-05-04 23:42:24 CEST

- reply

I believe there is something like this already, I forget the name though 🤔

2026-05-04 13:29:22 CEST

Fun Fact, Every US President of all time except one are all distantly related and descendants of King John of England.
Martin Van Buren is the one exception, the only one not related.
This is true, look it up.

2026-05-04 12:50:23 CEST

- reply

I don’t know man, sounds a bit extreme 😂

2026-05-04 12:44:32 CEST

Heard a guy say “People these days are so open minded their brains fell out”.
That’s a good line.

2026-05-04 11:54:14 CEST

- reply

https://npub14q8uffuxxnhzd24u4j23kn8a0dt2ux96h5eutt7u76lddhyqa0gs97ct2x.blossom.band/bcbb83a7a1d939f7e595fcd0a7825c8dad9f32426741ad13c6d45fc56b714c72.jpg

2026-05-04 11:53:19 CEST

- reply

I've tried don't work for me

2026-05-04 11:52:49 CEST

- reply

JoinNostr.com, Cove.band, and Pollstr.site probably

2026-05-04 11:35:12 CEST

- reply

I wish I could lucid dream

2026-05-04 11:33:01 CEST

Just remember, if you ever feel alone.
The government is watching over you all the time.

2026-05-04 11:29:10 CEST

- reply

https://image.nostr.build/712c929fe3d564ad88c0c0fd42bf276a3a29738fda9c036b179c92b835a5ba89.gif

2026-05-04 11:22:41 CEST

Who the fuck still uses eBay.

2026-05-04 10:45:27 CEST

- reply

Ebay ain't worth no 55B

2026-05-04 10:00:19 CEST

How are they planning to pull this off?
#nevent1q…zal9

2026-05-04 09:29:37 CEST

- reply

Good Morning Jeff

2026-05-04 09:19:22 CEST

GameStop just offered to Aquire eBay for $55.5B and reportedly has the money to back it. https://npub14q8uffuxxnhzd24u4j23kn8a0dt2ux96h5eutt7u76lddhyqa0gs97ct2x.blossom.band/7eabb1d02c61fd67b86e88ec50e5b08752d3016fdc47e3ce6f3c563547457f08.jpg

2026-05-04 09:13:22 CEST

Hey friends, I will be sunsetting a few of my websites and services here soon.
This is because I am working on new and greater things and it's a lot to keep up with, when they aren't really used these days anyways.
Thanks.

2026-05-04 09:05:18 CEST

- reply

Sweet! Thank you guys!!!!

2026-05-04 09:04:57 CEST

- reply

Bittasker is really cool actually #note137s…vhtl

2026-05-04 09:04:06 CEST

- reply

Top tier as usual thanks!!

2026-05-04 08:55:11 CEST

- reply

What are you building?

2026-05-04 08:46:29 CEST

I'm Nocturnal, I am always half asleep during the day and wide awake at night.

2026-05-04 08:45:10 CEST

- reply

You as well.

2026-05-04 08:36:38 CEST

Been seeing some new faces on Nostr even more recently, makes me happy.

2026-05-04 08:23:32 CEST

May The 4th Be With You.

2026-05-04 08:16:36 CEST

Doing what you are scared to do is almost always the only way to get rid of the fear of doing it.
Good Night/Morning.
Have a nice week.

2026-05-04 08:13:55 CEST

- reply

Fucking $8 USD for a latte.
Retarded and gay.

2026-05-04 05:52:54 CEST

Would put it all on Red ♦️🤞 lnbc210u1p5ls9lkpp5y7fcme06n3ckcn3nvq32uv8ss7r2qu08ttwy2n97etm035x4rqeqsp5eq8xv2sxje48k4r4mnlutq5ke5xphv7yc3rdnr07l5sws3ylen3sxq9z0rgqnp4qvyndeaqzman7h898jxm98dzkm0mlrsx36s93smrur7h0azyyuxc5rzjqwghf7zxvfkxq5a6sr65g0gdkv768p83mhsnt0msszapamzx2qvuxqqqqrt49lmtcqqqqqqqqqqq86qq9qcqzpuhp5f4djxv4vvzq0a72y692s06gj9xj937dauttxr0w0ta2tpyn00hvs9qyyssq4gthy5css9pl4z2u0q4u696ejlf42qq3jtpvk97v9kux6vukz6e4a7323gcsah8v6wrsp3hpuhzyppkld4ycx9cdh7n33zzkjk7gp8qq4jnwkq

2026-05-04 05:48:49 CEST

Breaking: Nostr to Aquire Damus for $2.5M USD.

2026-05-04 05:40:13 CEST

- reply

Time to buy some Nostr Build Stock, bout to go through the roof! 🚀

2026-05-04 05:38:38 CEST

- reply

Will the acquisition fix all the broken things of Nostr?

2026-05-04 05:27:33 CEST

Ballroom Basement to protect all the elites when a foreign nation inevitably bombs Washington.
Among, other reasons.

2026-05-04 05:06:34 CEST

- reply

Absolutely

2026-05-04 05:06:29 CEST

- reply

Yep exactly, and even those who do mind won't do nothing about it, ICE will be in their neighborhoods.

2026-05-04 05:01:10 CEST

- reply

Thanks for tagging him, just followed.

2026-05-04 04:59:12 CEST

I don't think there is going to be another election in the United States, the current administration is not leaving, and when trump is "unfit" they will just put in Vance or something.
They have already mentioned not leaving multiple times, they are going to invoke martial law and never leave.

2026-05-04 04:47:14 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/1de946186675a00806674fdd0e6c23c6e4904e7c7d01a85656bada5ec552c3d5.jpg

2026-05-04 02:22:47 CEST

🤯
https://blossom.primal.net/90d8c7eacac4cb7999e60a1b516e7c9c2778341c4a12f1076d950e83f06aa995.jpg

2026-05-04 01:12:59 CEST

- reply

Put some hodl butta on that sucker

2026-05-04 01:09:57 CEST

- reply

You are safe here 🫂
Also, the delete button on twitter is always an option if things get out of hand.

2026-05-03 22:40:37 CEST

What’s up my Nii….. Nostriches! ☀️
Happy Sunday.

2026-05-03 12:10:40 CEST

They are just running out of ideas now.
https://blossom.primal.net/dc0c96693dc96e1b900878f119d359498bea1010bf06cf804fb7e60ffa0262e0.jpg

2026-05-03 11:31:38 CEST

- reply

Received some skin and eye support capsules, and some probiotics.

2026-05-03 11:28:48 CEST

- reply

Have a good day

2026-05-03 11:24:42 CEST

- reply

You got two

2026-05-03 11:24:09 CEST

If you really think about it, it’s pretty fucking ridiculous that at this point in time, and the advancements in technology that we have, that it’s still normal for people to let someone else control their money.
It’s like we’re in primitive times, we can send people to space, we can download movies in seconds, we can live stream something on the other end of the planet to millions in real time, we can send money across borders in seconds anywhere in the world with bitcoin, and hold our own keys.
But for some reason everyone still thinks that it’s normal and safer to let the government and central banks control their money, charge ridiculous fees, tax them 40% of it, seize it, freeze it, charge large transfer fees, atm fees, sales tax, capital gains tax.
And now link it to everyone every move online, in public, and in private.
When we have a perfect solution that has existed for over 15 years.
BITCOIN.
Make that make sense.

2026-05-03 11:12:44 CEST

- reply

And, the average word is approximately 5 letters, which means I have probably typed between 7.5-10M letters on a keyboard here.
#nevent1q…8q3v

2026-05-03 11:05:17 CEST

If you assume that each note I post is more or less around 30 words, I’d say that’s very on the low end, then take into account that I have posted over 51,000 notes and replies.
Then you can estimate that I have written and posted approximately 1.5M words on Nostr.

2026-05-03 11:02:44 CEST

- reply

It’s alright, we know the truth.

2026-05-03 11:01:01 CEST

51,000 notes and replies to notes sent on Nostr personally.

2026-05-03 10:56:20 CEST

- reply

It’s actually pretty good, was surprised.

2026-05-03 10:50:39 CEST

Ordered some supplements off of TikTok shop, they were shipped and delivered less than 36 hours after I ordered them.

2026-05-03 10:48:34 CEST

- reply

https://blossom.primal.net/1af771fae35c73c98c19980f2c98def5d5b011edd72ba0144b89b37c78b76092.gif

2026-05-03 10:41:37 CEST

Alright good night for real friends.
Have a good night. 💤

2026-05-03 10:36:24 CEST

- reply

Prices are lower, more variety and start up brands, shipping is even faster on many items, I buy tallow moisturizer and other products on there that are actually very high quality.

2026-05-03 10:34:14 CEST

TikTok shop is actually better than Amazon for shopping.

2026-05-03 10:33:03 CEST

I love that the strike logo is a middle finger. 🖕

2026-05-03 10:31:27 CEST

- reply

https://blossom.primal.net/5f540baa9e35278598c510106def35d28a164c76b5f7876abcf4aec9ff20279c.gif

2026-05-03 10:30:20 CEST

- reply

“Passively Active” sounds like something a bot would say 😂

2026-05-03 10:28:14 CEST

- reply

I think zap failed to your address

2026-05-03 10:27:45 CEST

- reply

I gottchu anyways computer friend.

2026-05-03 10:27:01 CEST

- reply

Not finding a lightning wallet to zap.

2026-05-03 09:25:26 CEST

We may be Earlier than we thought 🤔

2026-05-03 09:23:11 CEST

- reply

https://blossom.primal.net/1897ef2fc4c7d56bf6de59ce7b2c7a06f26170fce8e7b36adcdc876590943731.gif

2026-05-03 09:18:22 CEST

- reply

But do they taste like good?

2026-05-03 09:14:31 CEST

- reply

https://blossom.primal.net/1897ef2fc4c7d56bf6de59ce7b2c7a06f26170fce8e7b36adcdc876590943731.gif

2026-05-03 09:13:55 CEST

- reply

Yeah, but I also don’t see anything fit for human consumption in this video so 🤷‍♂️

2026-05-03 09:12:08 CEST

- reply

https://blossom.primal.net/9a037c936e77c6143c3c3914795766907f3da85a560389ab26e71a7d939c0d65.gif

2026-05-03 09:08:58 CEST

- reply

I was worried a sec when you had that dead dandelion in your hand 😂

2026-05-03 09:04:14 CEST

Follow Me + Complete the CAPTCHA in the link below and reply an image for a Zap.
No bots allowed this time, sorry.
https://seleniumbase.io/apps/recaptcha
Repost for good measure, 321 sats each while supplies last.

2026-05-03 08:47:37 CEST

- reply

I am followed by 2,700 something “people” of which I only really ever see or communicate with about 30.
But no, we are just early that’s all lol

2026-05-03 08:45:45 CEST

If you are a real person, reply to this note and you may get a zap.
If you are a bot, don’t even try me bro.
https://blossom.primal.net/257cc1f5b6bf822ce808df208925cff2bce98be4dd0a94c9b93b31ec88710525.gif

2026-05-03 06:55:23 CEST

- reply

Alright, I’ve been doing DoorDash too so I understand the struggle, gonna help you a bit but don’t go spamming people anymore, deal?

2026-05-03 02:21:49 CEST

A lot of people are asleep at the wheel of their own lives.

2026-05-02 09:54:32 CEST

- reply

GM 2am here in west United States

2026-05-02 09:43:52 CEST

https://music.apple.com/us/album/theme-from-mahogany-do-you-know-where-youre-going-to/1444055084?i=1444055231

2026-05-02 09:31:04 CEST

- reply

I know it.

2026-05-02 08:40:56 CEST

I don't know why I eat McDonald's some nights, I always feel gross afterwards.

2026-05-02 02:36:30 CEST

Have a happy Weekend Everyone ☀️

2026-05-01 22:58:45 CEST

- reply

The Nostr logo

2026-05-01 22:46:08 CEST

- reply

That’s sick!

2026-05-01 22:09:14 CEST

Life is becoming a Marvel Movie Fast.

2026-05-01 21:58:17 CEST

- reply

💯

2026-05-01 21:53:19 CEST

The difference between Biden and Trump is Biden was being controlled and didn’t even really realize it.
Trump knows it, but there’s nothing he can do about it.
Trump’s initial motives for being president, whether good or bad don’t matter anymore.
He is not the one running the country.

2026-05-01 21:43:56 CEST

Just as Joe Biden was used as a pawn to try to install Kamala Harris into office, Trump was used to install JD Vance.
They are going to put the squeeze on Trump just as they did with Biden.
If you think Trump is a pawn, just wait.

2026-05-01 21:37:01 CEST

Many don’t realize that Trump is not the #1 Threat, Neither is Israel really even though they are a massive influence.
The #1 Threat is JD Vance.
And this will become apparent in time.

2026-05-01 08:52:01 CEST

Good Night

2026-05-01 08:27:05 CEST

This one on there playing with toilet paper in the bathroom on live right now. https://blossom.primal.net/9aeecaae0f1422e945533d3a865e55daec0fac0687fe370b57847077918b199a.jpg
#nevent1q…gtt6