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there's an ice age coming

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2026-06-08 08:06:54 UTC

I can sense a new AA era coming on. He's left Twitter and has been experimenting with AI thumbnails. His content is turning to vague self-help slop. It won't be long before he finds a new gimmick and runs it into the ground. Truly the Chris Jericho of youtubing

2026-05-31 15:36:12 UTC

the bagel has a hole at its center. in its core there is a void, a lack. it is a regular bread roll with something missing, a critical component clipped out in order to cheat the user of a full breaded product.

2026-05-28 23:21:14 UTC

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the irrepressible male urge to watch every Godzilla film

2026-05-28 23:19:52 UTC

I have now watched every single Godzilla film from the Showa era 1954 to 1975.
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2026-05-27 02:18:16 UTC

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THE MUMMY

2026-05-27 02:15:43 UTC

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the Ba of Ra-Ni Sand (like aegyptian sand) ers

2026-05-27 02:11:08 UTC

Friendship with Ancient Egypt ENDED
Now I am best friends with Godzilla

2026-05-27 02:10:17 UTC

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back in my Ancient Egypt phase I learned first-hand just how powerful the obsession with ancient aliens is among the modern americanoid

2026-05-27 01:51:08 UTC

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I was thinking about how silly it would be for Americans to have myths about a legendary king from their past since their whole deal is based around not liking kings due to the PTSD they had with a particular one

2026-05-26 21:26:56 UTC

England has Arthurian Legend for its myths
America has....

2026-05-26 21:00:57 UTC

James Bond should be a bald low-T pudgy faced man with glasses who wears a sweater over his shirt and reads The Times cause that's who works for MI6 now

2026-05-24 22:27:23 UTC

I regret to inform everybody that Godzilla has learned how to fly
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2026-05-14 06:24:14 UTC

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sounds like that guy from Hercules and Love Affair

2026-05-14 06:11:02 UTC

the Shitposting Elders have assessed your claim, and found your spirit lacking

2026-05-14 06:06:51 UTC

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the rightoid race has fallen. it is vvver

2026-05-14 06:02:30 UTC

inverse correlation between decline in rightoid political energies focussing on blaq crime, to the rise in focussing on britain's dystopian "submission to islam". the myth/meme of modern britain's dystopic collapse is rear-guard action to corral amerightoids back onto MAGA national-unifying plantation. this meme promoted by vance et al and gobbled up by hog masses. how come you never hear about "Despite only being 13% of the population.." anymore? too destabilising to political coalition, too fracturing, too bruising for american pride, quietly dropped

2026-05-01 14:21:11 UTC

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his Dark Souls playthrough was one of the most cursed things I've ever seen and genuinely made me hate him

2026-04-30 15:13:20 UTC

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It's funnier if it looks like talentless revisionist graffiti with agenda. true to form for many pharaohs who did the same thing on statue inscriptions

2026-04-30 15:01:20 UTC

And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Lots of cool works beside remains. Round the magnificence
Of those colossal works, boundless and bountiful
The lone and level works stretch far away.

2026-04-30 14:01:06 UTC

How the Iran ground invasion will go
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2026-04-24 06:21:40 UTC

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people getting stones lasered out of their dick with robots and ppl say we aren't living in the future

2026-04-24 05:20:55 UTC

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right side?

2026-04-10 14:38:48 UTC

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>abortion fund

2026-03-28 02:46:26 UTC

A retard will come out of the east, and lead a nation to ruin.
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2026-03-28 01:36:02 UTC

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2026-03-27 23:40:20 UTC

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we had nowt but qvitter and a half broken backend to post our memes on and that's if we were lucky

2026-03-27 22:57:46 UTC

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2026-03-27 09:18:29 UTC

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Doctor Diamond best track

2026-03-27 07:02:19 UTC

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12 year old occupied government

2026-03-27 07:01:21 UTC

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and me retrofitting Hatshepsut as a based anti-Israel Ana Kasparian style slay queen has NOTHING to do with that

2026-03-27 06:59:46 UTC

something about Ancient Egypt causes people's brains to fall out, it's not treated as a regular part of history, but a canvas to project whatever mystical ideas people want onto it

2026-03-27 06:55:38 UTC

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but it was

2026-03-27 06:32:18 UTC

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he's chaotic evil on the kooksphere alignment chart, my sympathy for fantasy bullshit can only go so far

2026-03-27 06:29:49 UTC

Will Netanyahu be forced to conscript those orthodox haredim guys? Imagine those guys trying to be soldiers

2026-03-27 06:16:29 UTC

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they should remove the Statue of Liberty's face and replace it with Donald and rename it the Statue of Trump that's how great he is

2026-03-27 06:14:01 UTC

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2026-03-26 20:55:14 UTC

if GPUs are mostly used for mining shitcoins or making AIs talk, they should probably start calling them something else

2026-03-26 20:32:40 UTC

still thinking they're probably gonna bomb a World Cup match in June and try to pin it on Iran. not sure if Israel can last that long though.

2026-03-26 07:01:57 UTC

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2026-03-26 06:51:23 UTC

my boys are always first on the list
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2026-03-25 23:57:53 UTC

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2026-03-25 22:39:24 UTC

My master, Sauron the Great, bids you welcome. Is there any in this rout with the authority to treat with me?
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2026-03-25 06:02:37 UTC

I've seen through all your lies Barack Hussein Obama you wicked devil

2026-03-25 06:00:06 UTC

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Russia said the US was agreement incapable, and Iran has learned it is also negotiation incapable too. its word is word nothing, especially when you see the shit Orange Retard says on a daily basis.

2026-03-24 06:34:13 UTC

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For real I just watched Das Boot and it inspired this post

2026-03-24 06:32:26 UTC

Maybe Spain should get in on the action too. Imagine the tolls they could charge. Imagine the havoc they could cause. Those US ships heading to Israel? Afraid they won't be making it, pal. No Strait is safe.
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2026-03-24 06:31:47 UTC

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2026-03-23 22:14:12 UTC

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me neither

2026-03-23 21:01:41 UTC

the Orange Retard huffed and puffed, but no matter how hard he tried the Strait would not open

2026-03-23 19:05:26 UTC

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2026-03-23 19:01:38 UTC

when they promised us false flags I thought we were gonna get some cool shit not a few ambulances being burned

2026-03-23 18:07:43 UTC

>Leonid Radvinsky dead

2026-03-23 17:39:03 UTC

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their lack of integration is a threat to our British values, innit

2026-03-23 17:37:53 UTC

They tried to attack their own ambulances for sympathy and the UK response was "uhh why do Jews have their own separate ambulances?"

2026-03-20 18:08:00 UTC

Greater Israel must not be allowed to take control of Egypt. Imagine what they will do to historic heritage sites. It will be Hyksos 2.0 Electric Boogaloo.

2026-03-18 13:30:07 UTC

Iran is taking out the oil refineries in the Gulf and Israel in response to US/Israel attacking their oil infrastructure. Now even if the Strait is re-opened there will be no oil to pass through it. Scorched Earth. Famines incoming.

2026-03-13 22:22:19 UTC

>Iran is considering allowing a limited number of oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz only if cargo is traded in Chinese yuan. — CNN
petrodollarbros...

2026-03-13 19:04:59 UTC

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pisschads in the mud

2026-03-13 12:33:20 UTC

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2026-03-13 11:30:56 UTC

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>you're the pharaohs
>no, you're the pharaohs
>you are the neo-pharaohists
>no, that's you

2026-03-13 11:30:09 UTC

Slander against the pharaohs, I will let this slide this one time Iran but you are on thin ice
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2026-03-12 21:57:37 UTC

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at least I'm ahead of the curve, and I'm not mad at all that he gets 4k likes for a joke I made on here 3 days prior that did zero numbers, it's just one of the benefits of using this incredible network
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2026-03-12 17:52:37 UTC

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>He also holds a Bachelor of Science degree in computer science and mathematics from Aryamehr University of Technology and holds a master's degree and PhD in Western philosophy from the University of Tehran.[25] Initially, he wanted to continue his graduate studies in computer science, but changed his subject after consultation with Morteza Motahhari.
He could've been any one of us, but he was called to jihad as a young man, then when the revolution happened it. got. personal. Here's what the experts missed

2026-03-12 17:47:31 UTC

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[Breaking Bad theme plays]
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2026-03-12 17:45:56 UTC

I have two personalities, kindest Kant scholar you'll ever meet
..and twisted fucking revolutionary guard commander
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2026-03-11 18:46:32 UTC

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and his eyes follow you

2026-03-11 18:41:03 UTC

Trying to think of figures who you could put on British banknotes for fun
- John Dee
- Oliver Cromwell
- Henry VI
- Merlin
- Mayer Rothschild
- Jonathan Bowden
- Jimmy Savile

2026-03-09 07:48:29 UTC

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2026-03-09 07:47:48 UTC

>Godzilla's roar is a double bass with loosened strings being rubbed with a leather glove coated in resin and pitched down
god tier level foley technique.

2026-03-09 07:02:47 UTC

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2026-03-08 14:44:38 UTC

Just wait until Cortical Labs grows human brain cells and then puts them on a chip and gives them access to the Shitposter World

2026-03-08 13:08:58 UTC

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I hope you are enjoying all those functional desalination plants while they remain un-hit by missiles

2026-03-08 12:36:27 UTC

Indeed
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2026-03-08 10:46:25 UTC

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I also like how "solar and wind" are the nice energy types people always mention, and yet these are also the two aspects of Amun Ra who originally began as an invisible wind deity before fusing with Ra.

2026-03-08 10:42:54 UTC

Solar energy isn't renewable because the sun will eventually burn out. Also all energy is really just solar energy because oil and gas is simply the stored sunlight gifted to us by Amun Ra over billions of years and sequestered through the biomass of the various creatures he lovingly made for us.

2026-03-07 16:20:05 UTC

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cell out here casually creating hellthreads with minimal effort, respect the grind

2026-03-07 11:40:45 UTC

the similarity between the words "eschatological" and "scatological" has made it difficult for me to listen to Alastair Crooke's analysis on Israel with a totally straight face

2026-03-06 17:02:55 UTC

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vividly remember when this user appeared from nowhere and became one of the best things on my timeline and then also saved the fediverse, and I have showed so little appreciation

2026-03-06 16:27:02 UTC

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I've been running the weeb in denial gimmick my whole life and I ain't stopping now

2026-03-06 10:17:07 UTC

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if UK gov was faced with a decision between buying Russian gas, or facing a famine that would kill millions here, I genuinely do not know which option they would pick

2026-03-06 10:02:50 UTC

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I don't like the word capitalism bc I think it just confuses and unnecessarily politicises immutable aspects of economics, also its main populariser is Marx. it's difficult to disaggregate all the various things one means when that word is deployed

2026-03-06 09:42:46 UTC

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2026-03-06 08:19:29 UTC

Goldman Sachs used to be the big daddy always in the news post-2008, but I haven't heard about that place in so long. They must've got cucked by BlackRock.

2026-03-06 07:10:01 UTC

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it just irritates me that EU pols pretend to be all smug and talk a big game about Europe on the world stage and then they're like meek little doves when it comes to actual substance and reality of geopol power. hope this Iran blockade humbles them. puts them in the camel clutch.

2026-03-06 06:59:39 UTC

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it's such a sweet gig to just build the trading platform for commodity markets and then just sit back and cream off all the rent-seeking processing fees when you capture volume

2026-03-06 06:51:07 UTC

Today I learned all European gas futures contracts are traded and cleared on an American exchange https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercontinental_Exchange
Belgium wants to buy gas? Gotta pay a fee to Uncle Sam. Fuck the EU.

2026-03-04 09:22:26 UTC

He who wishes to install a new regime in his enemy's heartland should immediately blow up a school full of little children in order to win the hearts and minds of the people
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2026-03-04 09:01:42 UTC

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I only realised halfway through that wasn't Master Shake

2026-03-03 13:37:46 UTC

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so long as Mark Levin is happy, I'm happy

2026-03-03 13:36:53 UTC

>play Deus Ex for the first time recently
>on Level 1 a black secessionist terrorist leader directly tells you that the Rothschilds control the world government and are depopulating the planet with an engineered virus/vaccine rollout
so I'm thinking this game might be based

2026-03-03 13:32:38 UTC

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¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ only the great sun himself can say

2026-03-03 13:26:22 UTC

SPW is fucked and refreshing takes over 2 minutes to reload

2026-03-01 05:11:33 UTC

The obelisk in the middle of Vatican City is a genuine Ancient Egyptian obelisk from the Middle Kingdom, constructed in 2000BC and looted from Heliopolis by Emperor Caligula and shipped to Rome. It was built to honour the sun god Ra. Now it stands in a bizarre anachronistic setting.
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2026-03-01 00:25:03 UTC

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2026-02-28 07:24:23 UTC

AN AYATOLLAH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

2026-02-26 18:07:09 UTC

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I don't have it anymore, it was just some stray thoughts I had when I noticed more than one nomadic wandering group have associations with criminal behaviour and have poor reputations and wondered if it was linked selection-wise

2026-02-26 18:02:47 UTC

I asked ChatGPT if nomadism among the Roma gypsies could create selection pressures that make crime and antisocial behaviour adaptive and it triggered a content usage violation.

2026-02-25 19:21:22 UTC

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never thought about how fucked its going to be when AI scam callers with voice mods are unleashed onto the world

2026-02-25 19:19:41 UTC

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2026-02-25 19:13:32 UTC

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I love surfing the information superhighway