cloud fodder

captain of a sailing vessel

building relay.tools

electron microscopic time preference capable

simplex DM me for all your remotely operated underwater vehicle needs: https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=1-4&smp=smp%3A%2F%2FSkIkI6EPd2D63F4xFKfHk7I1UGZVNn6k1QWZ5rcyr6w%3D%40smp9.simplex.im%2FP0rE9zB_W1ljpc_Jsaz6K-tbRm2mHqsP%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-2%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEAvVLbWdTbqwpdPLLtKG22WDXJUiS1EMVTByd5NuwikWU%253D%26srv%3Djssqzccmrcws6bhmn77vgmhfjmhwlyr3u7puw4erkyoosywgl67slqqd.onion

Public Key

npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2026-04-03 18:33:43 UTC

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smart
https://media.tenor.com/Z4Y5awHUoyMAAAAC/kitten-genius.gif

2026-04-03 18:29:06 UTC

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yes itz on zapstore, search for relaytools, i published and signed it with my nsec

2026-04-03 00:23:12 UTC

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https://nostr.doctor seems kinda neat for this

2026-04-02 22:26:53 UTC

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your relays look like you are ok with lots of replyguy spam.. nothing necessarily wrong w that..

2026-04-02 21:31:03 UTC

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orly? 😅 i wonder how similar our implementations are ..

2026-04-02 21:28:10 UTC

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yah, i had forgotten i left the gates open, wanted to see if anyone new was out there. nope jus bots 😂🌍

2026-04-02 21:24:50 UTC

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just updated my relaylist back to not including nos again 😂

2026-04-02 21:13:28 UTC

I just implemented and deployed nip17 delete support. I've been wanting this for so long, and I think I am the first to support it. Using nip86 calls for self-service DM expiry. AMA or call to supportedmethods or wait for the video. And party.

2026-04-01 01:32:32 UTC

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perpetual sun is just as bad as rain 😅

2026-04-01 01:29:46 UTC

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they're goats yah

2026-04-01 01:22:27 UTC

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step 1) rain
step 2) avalanche
step 3)

2026-04-01 01:12:11 UTC

dont make me record a vid for you, o
i only do that with original music

2026-04-01 01:11:04 UTC

they were all in love wit dyin,
they were drinkin from a fountain
that was pouring like an avalanche
coming down the mountain
https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/27e0f77d20312b34003287a996b3dc319f8b67d791aec64bd921b1fa60755632.jpg

2026-04-01 00:37:13 UTC

if your laptop doesn't have a nub. and your disks don't have a sector error.
prob a tool.
https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/20a05b92ade00b84a776b44d243f90c754f2f63e24fcb6b534d6008eae441fe6.jp

2026-04-01 00:06:08 UTC

deal with it. I can only do so much with Vandium browser and memeamigo.lol. the best on the planet
https://image.nostr.build/6a3dacbcb289bec40e0c435e9da2f2f7d6093e6f4f12d25e3140149b96fa0229.png

2026-03-31 23:27:48 UTC

pixel10a with graphene alpha coming up. and #meshtastic, i havent even flippedon the RAK yet, #thoon
https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/db21e831756746811dd9b8ef419d7ebd8b8a50fc92395a156fea3ec6e1604b41.jpg

2026-03-31 23:07:58 UTC

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aprils my fav

2026-03-31 22:47:07 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/hQTM3xYNmm6cInBH.png
when i tag below, does this look shitty? anyway, influxdb is the bees knees #bloomscrolling

2026-03-31 22:19:55 UTC

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ya cause i don trust wisp yet uploadin pics #thoon

2026-03-31 22:14:00 UTC

think i might have spotted
a wisp
https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/5944d569e5f877f1771175f2222c6f58bbe8eb5568fcaa2ea50bc8c2c9b9e309.jpg

2026-03-31 21:46:59 UTC

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i would never do you dirty by linking to a bugtech. this is pure picture worth 1000 words now 🌞😇

2026-03-31 21:43:27 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/zn83Qf2qiPhRw7xJ.png
https://i.nostr.build/cVQICQzqWKxxCCs7.jpg

2026-03-31 21:37:21 UTC

turn up https://i.nostr.build/1HXa6k09vpg78uEg.jpg

2026-03-31 21:09:24 UTC

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i would ask for a lobster pro max claude in the IRC

2026-03-31 21:04:32 UTC

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you delete its sig and id, ez 😅 :sweetemotion:

2026-03-31 19:37:11 UTC

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not sure, i got bigger problems now 😂

2026-03-31 19:27:27 UTC

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i will try but im just a caveman w floris

2026-03-31 19:00:45 UTC

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that was after fending off overwhelming traffic yesterday and this morning.. so yeah, i *was gonna dev some cool shit, but now im back in full firefighting mode again 😭

2026-03-31 18:58:29 UTC

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its always different. today i am fighting server hardware failures. not very good .. prob going to be a multiday slog to survive.

2026-03-31 18:54:53 UTC

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its not that i dont enjoy this stuff, I will happily do server side work all day.. just the economics are so not in our favor..

2026-03-31 18:41:39 UTC

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gets harder every day too, i think many don't really understand usual development the client and server teams work together. that sort-of happens on nostr, but, yeah just get slammed by all kinds of stuff from everyone who doesn't try to work together, and just runs whatever insane things on their free cloudflare swarms or whatnot.
not sure how this can work really. i can barely find time to dev im just running around fixing things it seems.

2026-03-31 18:29:13 UTC

running relays is hard. client devs so lucky 🌳

2026-03-31 17:34:18 UTC

sorry @Silberengel looks like theforest is crashing, I need to take it offline a bit for some maintenance.

2026-03-31 16:18:56 UTC

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you let 'them' take her to the ball?! shes gon be so pissed 😅🌞😂

2026-03-31 16:14:24 UTC

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yes 100% .. full thread is good (but i know can be difficult), so is minimal context like just one parent (totally easier).. i find myself using nostr this way a lot. esp for notifications. but i hesitate when I have to think hard about where my reply will land in a thread somewhere..

2026-03-31 15:43:37 UTC

@npub107j…ncxg couple things about grimoire, that maybe I'm just too basic of a spell caster, or maybe I'm weird but here's my jam. I like to browse the feeds, and jump into them on a particular note and comment. This flow seems hard on grimore, typically I click a note, it shows the parent note, or a 'thread view' and I get lost.. (Can't click the actual comment note from the basic outbox spell). Same with notifications, I'd like to zoom it into the particular comment I've clicked, and respond directly to/below it.
Are these use cases making any sense? It's pretty much the main way I use nostr, I love to para-troop into comments and reply. Reactions and zaps, those are a far second for me.

2026-03-31 15:26:48 UTC

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saved em tons of time and anxiety, IT so under-rated. claude would never have fixed this either ✅

2026-03-31 15:14:08 UTC

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that's cool, yeah it makes sense too, JS libraries ded 😁

2026-03-31 15:06:44 UTC

GM #deadstr!! 🌞 Sun is up. We gained 8k users since last night. More DAU on organic relays than even primal.
https://i.nostr.build/GNPBarNIjxhOJ0xh.jpg

2026-03-31 06:42:47 UTC

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it worked. i can sleep now. (its not the relays yo)

2026-03-31 06:41:59 UTC

testing something from RT, amethyst is making graphene scream in pain soh connection overflows if this works..

2026-03-31 06:38:46 UTC

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claude gon hack us so bad

2026-03-31 05:30:10 UTC

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Oh, yeah good questions.. I was kind-of just doing a more human type tagging, like tagging the relays I know about that are "good for Directory" purpose or etc, even if I don't run them, just to help discovery.. I also really dislike the wording on nip11 and clients saying "payment required" vs "payments accepted". Same for auth, "auth required" vs. "auth capable". We've evolved so far past nip11 and relays being just one single dumb thing. The relay may accept payment, but that does not mean it requires it to use.
So yeah, if you're automating, it might take some kind of testing of the relay capabilities, or if you have nip86 access you can pull allowedkinds that way (but that requires the access which is usually only owners and mods).
I don't really know how you'd do this for random relays.. That's why relays should all have their own monitors, where the operator can at least seed some of this info.. (or fix/augment their nip11s)

2026-03-31 05:16:27 UTC

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oo nice, yeah if you have classifications for any of them, that's what i think will blow everyones minds (eg. look for PrivateInbox or Directory) 👀

2026-03-31 05:09:16 UTC

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ahh yesss, hehe, ok im putting it on my liste now for a hopeful tomorrow 😁

2026-03-31 05:00:51 UTC

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i see fiatjaf needs better nip11s! 😅😁✅

2026-03-31 04:59:20 UTC

another major change-up on rate limiting deployed a few hours ago. trying to improve some things here, allow the humans their feeds. 😎✅

2026-03-30 17:42:45 UTC

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Well, as long as the app is satisfied with blanket reject for all nip44 encrypt/decrypt, I can settle for that. Wisp seems to function ok in this mode (eg. DMs turned off). Unsure about amethyst. Curious what @Vitor Pamplona thinks. Are we too cypherpunk?
:claudemax: :thisisfine:

2026-03-30 17:33:22 UTC

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I have negentropy enabled on all relays including the NIP42-Auth DM ones. I am curious if it works well with AUTH mixed in, but I have to implement it in my DM testing client to find out, since no one else I know of has..

2026-03-30 17:01:56 UTC

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i worry that @greenart7c3 needs some help with manual amber.. from you guys. I see utxo has given up already, supporting it (maybe jokingly, but users told to accept all). And amethyst still is broken as well. Mostly when using DMs is what I see. I really think this is important and I love seeing what I'm signing and approve for time window etc.. Is this an unsolvable problem because of android architecture or is it just that more integration testing and fixing is required?

2026-03-30 16:05:39 UTC

nostr ded, only 30k+ continuous connections to my organic relay.. 30-100rps, for the last 3 weeks. 😂
https://i.nostr.build/gmRHclie43hXkZls.jpg

2026-03-30 06:57:30 UTC

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this one from wisp, landed on nostr21 it looks like

2026-03-30 06:55:07 UTC

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It's also possible that if you are on a slow connection, amethyst will starve your devices connection pool (not related to the relay). I noticed this when testing amethyst on a slow connection it could not send a message to save it's life, due to how much connection cycling it was doing in the background. Then I used a faster connection and this problem went away.
So, maybe try other clients.. See if the relay still has problems responding (like jumble or..?)

2026-03-30 06:51:13 UTC

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it does look like the relay is under heavy connection storm.. for a while now. I'll keep looking to see if I can tame it down. It does still respond ok, in my testing but.. Yeah it is hard to say.

2026-03-29 22:54:19 UTC

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cool, post some stuff about lifting the nostr ban

2026-03-29 21:40:22 UTC

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true if big ♥️

2026-03-29 21:33:37 UTC

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corny uses thebarn.nostr1.com relay if that halps 🐳🐳🏝️

2026-03-29 20:51:01 UTC

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can't believe that was a haiku 😂😂😂

2026-03-29 20:02:11 UTC

WOAH this #newimwald is lit https://jumble.imwald.eu/

2026-03-29 19:55:13 UTC

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you can go live, but you can never go un-live unless you use nak ✅😅

2026-03-29 19:25:47 UTC

too harsh? lol. #nocoiner and #nevercoiners don't wanna come at me like this.
https://i.nostr.build/c2yld5GlABnok6RW.png

2026-03-29 18:59:42 UTC

flightless v2.0.5 released
I know nobody but me probably uses this. But I use it daily.. :) #nip17 rules
https://github.com/jeremyd/flightless2/releases/tag/v2.0.5

2026-03-29 18:43:11 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/228707fe798cebfbc55cbfff7d642c62e1e15e5b52cb8eeef8dce526080386d9.png

2026-03-29 18:22:30 UTC

nostr1.com relays 👀
https://image.nostr.build/35a818b64978ed61a719132db169dcc209ea66fcd42a1e074e2ef430d559a2ec.png

2026-03-29 17:19:26 UTC

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I adjusted some rate limits. lmk if seems better now. (should be)

2026-03-29 16:08:49 UTC

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hm, are you using tor to connect to it by chance? I will be looking into it, something may have changed in amethyst to cause rate limits to kick in when they shouldn't..

2026-03-29 01:40:46 UTC

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puz need to make uz sandwich pov 😁🌞

2026-03-29 01:13:59 UTC

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it's an always on stream cache of events vs. my phone which is not.. proactive vs reactive == less bandwidth and more augmented. it is just a cache yes, it's the always on parts collecting events that i really like.

2026-03-29 01:10:31 UTC

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tryin #thoon

2026-03-29 01:08:41 UTC

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i run a local arm64 relay set on a pi5 so I look forward to trying this. it will allow local net perms with ws:// i assume 🎉🎉🎉party party. citrine is cool af but so is local net arm devices that are always connected to outboxes by vpns 🐳

2026-03-29 00:48:28 UTC

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i dont even have group chat yet in my flightless2 TUI, but.. seems plausable esp when i can test against another client 🏝️sunglasses on 😎

2026-03-29 00:17:27 UTC

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we arent pissed! well maybe some were 😂 were they? 🤔

2026-03-28 23:43:56 UTC

There are only two words you need to know on #nostr.
https://image.nostr.build/3326420c0fff7cc828945106b7ef550f33cba839215ebb215c4d2d4c137a778b.gif

2026-03-28 22:48:29 UTC

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local relay soh fast 🔥

2026-03-28 22:06:22 UTC

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open sauce, doom client, with reticulum multi player and clankers PvE

2026-03-28 22:04:59 UTC

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nice, yeah for sure, real world loads, hard to simulate. there is value there ✅🌍🌊🐳

2026-03-28 22:02:13 UTC

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😂 doom client wen

2026-03-28 21:59:37 UTC

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try pnp in mycelium, works awesome 😎

2026-03-28 21:43:22 UTC

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well said. yes. and my tank does indeed roll around. but i wont provide precision target information for no reason at all 😂
https://image.nostr.build/259c159758923cc1213204663683274aa54a28bfe900fed5207f8984ba2eb9d7.png

2026-03-28 19:03:52 UTC

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in this case, as with anytime i whine about something.. i have thought hard to come up with a possible solution. just have to build it. giving up and just showing off all our personal data to everyone in the world because in 7 years encryption is ded and everything is powned by nextclaude, i will go ahead and say, i like my solution better.
attempting to close glaring holes in privacy, it gives us time to adapt to the collapse, extend the curve, vs. collapse immediately. an accelerationist would say, spend that time on dealing with the aftermath of the collapse instead, that is fair, except i do not want to be at the frontlines of the collapse as fodder.

2026-03-28 18:48:32 UTC

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make those clankers use auth, it's the only way to keep em from denying humans their services 😎

2026-03-28 18:20:28 UTC

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naw, i will not stop using computers son, i built the computers. 😂
i agree some privacy stuff and security stuff is a drag, but i do speak up when it's pure laziness of implementation puts us at way more risk than is necessary.
it is not black or white. it is many shades of risk/benefit tradeoffs all the way down.

2026-03-28 18:05:23 UTC

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i want the zap to notify just the person I am zapping. so that I don't have to do it by hand. "hey check your wallet". anon zaps, dont let them know they got it or what its for.

2026-03-28 09:46:02 UTC

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yes 😂

2026-03-28 09:45:25 UTC

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nostr can do better. just gotta build it thoughtfully instead of being swept up in the hype.

2026-03-28 09:38:33 UTC

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well that is likely why it is how it is, not for us, but for these asshole data collectors, and if nostr ever gets big, guess who will come a-knocking on your door. all we need for social is one to one relationship, eg. "hey, i sent you a zap, check your wallet and make sure you got it".

2026-03-28 09:33:24 UTC

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yeah but, what happens when that all adds up, like, think of your receiving side.. all zaps you receive, all public. a tally of all time.. that's even worse than the sending part. but no one cares? blows my mind sometimes.

2026-03-28 09:27:12 UTC

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yep, the ln server is what publishes the zap event. and its not encrypted no, just signed (public), or partially obfuscated (called private but not). it sucks having an amount of zaps tally following you around on your public profile and your ln server details (for both methods currently). /shame

2026-03-28 09:21:47 UTC

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niiice

2026-03-28 09:17:11 UTC

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zaps are for bad tippers yeah 😅 its all fairly bleak publishing this stuff like this imo. so we just send out of band and then send a comment saying, sent u stuff! (this is what a zap is nice for automating that interaction, just it fell short and doxxed us all, for all time).

2026-03-28 09:11:58 UTC

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i havent given up tho, just, i am appauled by how all these supposed bitcoiners thought this was ok and an entire ecosystem built around it so quickly.. to modify private zaps for example, has to be done on the nwc server itself to remove the extra data.. a client like mine, is only in charge of the wrapped part of the event.

2026-03-28 09:07:09 UTC

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(but the deterministic ephemeral key part is not a requirement afaict) just the wrapping is all they are.

2026-03-28 09:05:48 UTC

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https://github.com/damus-io/dips/blob/master/03.md

2026-03-28 09:05:07 UTC

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after deep dive into how zaps work, even private zaps seem like a cruel joke. theyre not private. anyways... 😅

2026-03-28 08:58:05 UTC

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the private zap spec jb made was pre-nip17, but the concept is very similar. there is an encrypted event with whatever data you want to send, inside another event signed with an ephemeral key.. i modified them in RT to expose less data, but also, apparently what im doing is only compat with amethyst and not damus for some reason.

2026-03-28 08:52:17 UTC

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but thats also why I kinda stopped going that direction, i think it is better to build on top of nip17 more, zaps can just be nip17 messages.. 🌞

2026-03-28 08:46:20 UTC

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they can do anything, theyre like a giftwrapped zap

2026-03-28 08:39:42 UTC

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that's ok, i will just keep using them

2026-03-28 08:38:23 UTC

zaps should not show amounts and bolt11s or they will never be larger than 10 cents. yeah, i said it. bignostr doesn't care about our privacy, at all.

2026-03-28 08:36:44 UTC

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does it decypher private zaps?