cloud fodder

captain of a sailing vessel

building relay.tools

electron microscopic time preference capable

simplex DM me for all your remotely operated underwater vehicle needs: https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=1-4&smp=smp%3A%2F%2FSkIkI6EPd2D63F4xFKfHk7I1UGZVNn6k1QWZ5rcyr6w%3D%40smp9.simplex.im%2FP0rE9zB_W1ljpc_Jsaz6K-tbRm2mHqsP%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-2%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEAvVLbWdTbqwpdPLLtKG22WDXJUiS1EMVTByd5NuwikWU%253D%26srv%3Djssqzccmrcws6bhmn77vgmhfjmhwlyr3u7puw4erkyoosywgl67slqqd.onion

Public Key

npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

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npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h

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2026-05-05 06:06:12 CEST

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these are good points.
For discovering search capable relays you can use NIP66 for that, we just need more people running monitors to help this bootstrap but there are already quite a few.
For monitizing relays, this is where I think it shows that many search related relays struggled to monetize and then some of them died. I think that it is better for nostr to start with localized search.
Eg, if a client downloads so many events it should also be able to search them. Same for smaller relays, like back in the day when you went to a specific site to search for a specific thing (stackoverflow, wikis, project specific forums).
Building one big search and attempting to offer it for free seems like it will lead to capture based monetization strategies which nostr is better off avoiding.
Mastadon, Discord, these do not lump everything into a global search, but can provide very useful localized search despite this.
So then NIP66 can act as sortof a distributed 'directory' of smaller or specialized searching (or any other kind of relay discovery)

2026-05-04 01:02:04 CEST

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yum 🏝️ funny how they're all green and the grass is lazy and brownish still haha 😁

2026-05-04 00:40:56 CEST

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i see both of your posts on there. carry on 🫡😁 i will fix the UI so it doesnt visibly distract, thanks for mentioning it. 🙏

2026-05-04 00:38:08 CEST

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well, if it says you are a member then you dont need to worry about the WOA.. i should make that more clear i think. or did it actually refuse your posts? it shouldnt.

2026-05-03 02:24:22 CEST

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wowwww, so nice #watereffects

2026-05-03 01:42:22 CEST

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🤔🤔🤔😎 woah what is this?

2026-05-03 01:26:04 CEST

wow this vine on the cinema amethyst feed, dahum. this must be what tictok was like, @nprofile…2lxp a button for [add to a list] while vinescrolling, on each post is what i would want there..
i dont really know how im seeing all these but it is entertaining 😂

2026-05-03 01:14:51 CEST

what comes to mind? #sealblob
https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/66d89dd1f3e7b1669b8b5f963885d09bc1dbe54fd8936cf6228bb949109a9c74.jpg

2026-05-03 00:54:42 CEST

what if im using computer outside, and touching grass same time
checkmate 🐜

2026-05-03 00:37:33 CEST

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pain points? cost of compute being infinitely inflated by advertising revenue models and LLMs.. to get nostr to a price point that makes any sense requires being really scrappy with your burn rate, cost, and software efficiency. search is insanely computationally expensive.

2026-05-01 16:14:20 CEST

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2026-05-01 16:13:49 CEST

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2026-05-01 00:45:06 CEST

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oops, the node was screwed up. fixed now 🚁

2026-05-01 00:36:11 CEST

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forget bout that, QA people needed and devs willing to fix stuff first or it's just a revolving door 😅🪂

2026-04-30 23:52:49 CEST

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👀

2026-04-30 00:13:24 CEST

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time to make meshcore nostr bots 😎😎😎

2026-04-29 22:07:43 CEST

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best idea ive heard all day 🌊

2026-04-29 17:14:26 CEST

the internet was down this morning so I said GM on #meshcore, and got my chat replies from that. this is winning looks like! 🎉😎🐧
i also made a #nostr room on there, if any nostr fam is in PNW try sending up there

2026-04-28 22:55:26 CEST

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nope, theres no one, only 48k bots tryin to suppress ur memes #grownostr

2026-04-28 22:40:27 CEST

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🐳 unleashed 🐳

2026-04-28 22:33:12 CEST

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yis, we are all in this same boat. github was a FOSS icon company, i respect the service but it is time to gradually wave goodbye to enshittification and exploitation that they have become

2026-04-28 22:26:08 CEST

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its worth, yeah look around a bit, i bet there is more chats than last you tried 😎#mesh

2026-04-28 21:53:32 CEST

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yus, cascadia

2026-04-28 20:44:13 CEST

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right now im not even running a repeater and im sending/receiving all up and down the coast. meshcore is not defaulting everyone to repeat, causes an organization to happen with intelligent routing. check out cascadiamesh dot org live map, let it populate at 1hr and observe. mind blown

2026-04-28 20:00:08 CEST

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the #meshcore cascadia mesh is insane, all the way from BC to the southern oregon border. i sit and watch the livemap in amazement. and they have #hashtag channels can confirm really active in ther 🎉

2026-04-28 17:53:57 CEST

wow, i was really sleeping on #meshcore. very cool and amazing for chats and coverage.. glad i have so many heltecs cause now I NEED to run both kinds of meshes #meshtastic and #meshcore 😂

2026-04-27 03:33:39 CEST

https://i.nostr.build/w3TfJwAhEEj8iwOI.jpg
oh wait. that's not even the full mountain, ThiS is
https://i.nostr.build/xxAx7m6seF3kp0Pr.jpg
#photography

2026-04-27 03:30:19 CEST

Ok, Just one more. https://i.nostr.build/6QR0Wb96hkQVvsi2.jpg
These non-AI lenses are wild

2026-04-27 03:27:25 CEST

who dis? #bloomscrolling #photography
https://i.nostr.build/vzuyo10gfkS6pnWy.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/oIxiSUCHtT8Cbons.jpg

2026-04-27 03:12:17 CEST

#bloom spotted!! #bloomscrolling #photography 👀🚨
https://i.nostr.build/iwwLd8WTkwBCEc8m.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/VsWZUEU91edFlpjb.jpg

2026-04-27 01:30:03 CEST

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lightning, so tickless sometimes 😂

2026-04-27 01:28:50 CEST

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how cool was blockchains member those? #bitcoin tick tock 10m. 🪂🐳

2026-04-27 01:22:03 CEST

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yah, and feez are so low, shoulda jus used a nunchuck eh?

2026-04-26 19:58:12 CEST

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🫡🫡🫡

2026-04-25 00:21:25 CEST

and here is what it looks like, with the clouds wisping by #photography #bloomscrolling #blooming
https://i.nostr.build/e9aYyj9BpronIzYX.jpg

2026-04-25 00:18:55 CEST

yeah, I took a picture of the moon and didn't run it through AI.
This is what it looks like. With just lenses and shit. Enjoy! #bloomscrolling
https://i.nostr.build/rVF0t4I3GtzSTrQv.jpg

2026-04-25 00:09:51 CEST

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yodl is compromised

2026-04-25 00:07:56 CEST

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dont tell me im absolutely right, is this a bot mgm acct now? damn 😅

2026-04-25 00:07:11 CEST

the amount of AI that creeps into these high end phon pics.. it's not real.. oooofffff 🐜🐡🐧

2026-04-25 00:04:11 CEST

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killin the game 😁🌝🌳🌍
the perfect example of why this is prob bad mmmkay? 😅

2026-04-24 17:59:33 CEST

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hm, converting a book to a wiki, you would probably be better off telling the LLM to write you a script that can do it, then run the script (vs. feeding it the whole book)..

2026-04-23 21:54:37 CEST

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I saw that! it looks cool 🏝️

2026-04-23 21:29:46 CEST

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you may be interested in the new orly feature for graperank if that's what you are using for that personal relay, i have a PR merged in there that makes it pretty seemless. and im curious if it would work in your case (i am running it as my personal relay on a pi that handles my follows). tho, i may need to walk you through a db migration if you want the instant results.

2026-04-23 02:17:47 CEST

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even if zapping some old note, the odds are your client has a newer note and can compensate. but finding some ancient kind zero, who do they think i am, indiana jones? 😎😁 well maybe i am.

2026-04-23 02:14:31 CEST

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stuff it
fluff it
put it in a box and ship it!

2026-04-23 02:12:00 CEST

i can see y people think nostr ded. most clients i open, the feed is 1/5 the activity that exists.
but yah, good on you, you figured out using tor by default when even @nprofile…fd5g couldnt.

2026-04-23 01:57:17 CEST

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i feel like you prob say patada

2026-04-23 01:54:04 CEST

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do you say lobsta or lobstur?

2026-04-23 01:52:54 CEST

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imho, profiles get updated so infrequently, it is the hardest thing to run a relay for without getting overrun by spam and such. and the hardest thing for clients to query for. clients and relays could benefit from names, and zap details on each note and cut way down on some serious complexity that is a major annoyance.

2026-04-23 01:47:06 CEST

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wow a moth in relay?! hah!!!! 😅😅😅

2026-04-23 01:42:36 CEST

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we waste so much bandwidth on nostr, oh but kind 0, no we absolutely cannot add those to everything that would be anti computor science /s 😇

2026-04-23 01:24:05 CEST

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kind0 should be embedded in every
single
note

2026-04-23 01:20:00 CEST

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every nostr account should come with an auto-nak

2026-04-23 01:13:49 CEST

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oh? damn now i need to look this up 😅🐛

2026-04-23 01:02:39 CEST

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dont tell him, hes gon use these stats agains uz

2026-04-23 00:59:14 CEST

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ya but be prepared the resulting video wull be megagigabytes 😅

2026-04-23 00:53:48 CEST

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"the fuck do i know" 😂😂😂 laughed hard at that one 😂🐛
so good. yeah, plenty of jobs in QA coming I can sense it 😎

2026-04-23 00:46:50 CEST

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bugs hate this one trick
/me lifts up the cardboard

2026-04-21 23:58:25 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/25665e82f30302118c0edbf4e106b6108ceb4753edbf9a9105a8272cb357c385.gif

2026-04-21 23:55:11 CEST

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no i mean, gifbud bout to be cut off by bigflix soon

2026-04-21 23:52:06 CEST

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rip gifbuddy soon, all those imagine
we ready for this?
https://image.nostr.build/ca7568d60bc6bb5393a7459a798c6920a9dbc6c69686697ce335ab1142a4f24e.gif

2026-04-21 23:50:44 CEST

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https://media.tenor.com/I_ZTgipCgwUAAAAC/okay-were-good-armie-hammer-ascends-from-an-underground-cave.gif

2026-04-21 23:46:29 CEST

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gm fellow cavedog

2026-04-21 21:17:21 CEST

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i need to cut my hair, but .. like samson my original music creation might be hindered by dis.. 😎

2026-04-21 21:15:40 CEST

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no algos? try again #hallucinatoor

2026-04-21 21:07:36 CEST

any other sticker crew wanna grow nostr with a few tens of more linux nerds? #grownostr #linuxfestnw
#nevent1q…z9s5

2026-04-21 21:01:25 CEST

@Silberengel relays are clear for takeoff 🛩️

2026-04-21 20:20:15 CEST

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itz not workin 😭

2026-04-21 18:02:27 CEST

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will attempt DM 😅🌱

2026-04-21 17:08:34 CEST

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hm, i wonder if it would be easier for me to print them here at one of those print shops or something 🤔

2026-04-21 16:57:02 CEST

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i probably should have planned ahead 😅🤔 what are the cards like?

2026-04-21 16:51:35 CEST

I'm going to linuxfest northwest this weekend. Anyone want to drop ship me some nostr stickers to spread around? 🌱 #grownostr

2026-04-20 19:17:02 CEST

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checkmate 😁

2026-04-20 01:39:45 CEST

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im just an internet plumber, but im pretty sure that, this is how internet tubes work too
https://media.tenor.com/V1OniCvQFjwAAAAC/adult-swim-as.gif

2026-04-20 01:34:37 CEST

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😂https://image.nostr.build/696b9da4f77b12273eeee91648a54ea6af9df93165d9b6a8b175abaa6ab1cf06.gif

2026-04-20 00:08:04 CEST

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because i'm trying to provide a decentralized mirror of profiles, and tagging it with "Directory" in nip86. Profile servers are important. My mirror is profiles.nostr1.com, but if other relays only slurp and don't provide slurp. then this isn't gonna work. streaming is efficient and we broke ourselves using websockets on nostr so why not use them as they're meant to be?

2026-04-20 00:03:58 CEST

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all it's trying to do is a continuous stream..

2026-04-20 00:03:17 CEST

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Apr 19 17:02:09 strfry strfry[277279]: 2026-04-19 17:02:09.177 ( 0.561s) [main thread ]WARN| NOTICE message: ["NOTICE","error: rate limit exceeded (30 requests per minute). Retry after 4 seconds."
apparently, it's closing it's connection too fast, which makes strfry recon.. 🤔

2026-04-19 23:58:23 CEST

@npub1l2v…ajft if you still here, pleas, make purplepag.es nice again
Apr 19 16:54:07 strfry strfry[275349]: 2026-04-19 16:54:07.883 ( 0.466s) [main thread ]INFO| Connected to wss://purplepag.es (157.180.102.242)
Apr 19 16:54:08 strfry strfry[275349]: 2026-04-19 16:54:08.016 ( 0.599s) [main thread ]WARN| onMessage failure: unexpected first element

2026-04-19 23:06:41 CEST

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aquatic restores my faith in nostr humanity tbh 😅🐝

2026-04-19 22:58:03 CEST

✅attn relay operators: relay.tools, nostr1.com relays ✅
we just moved in-flight, to a newer better server, and upgraded to strfry 1.1.0 (supports count and is 🐳)
lmk if any turbulance, thanks for flyin' relay.tools 🌍✈️🛩️🪂🚁✈️

2026-04-19 20:54:41 CEST

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this is my basking time of year, soon it will be too hot and ill be basking in shade 😂😎🌞

2026-04-19 20:53:19 CEST

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i think its super cool. aquatic is a very nice feed

2026-04-19 19:36:10 CEST

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😎 suns out yissss

2026-04-18 15:54:03 CEST

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in theory this should already be configured to stay connected. i use haproxy with timeout tunnel 300s, which in theory will allow up to 300s without a standard ping/pong before closing. if you would like to test it with a script or something besides the browser that can confirm or deny this is the case that would be super helpful, cant really trust browsers (something like golangs gorilla lib).
i too would like them to stay open unless not actively pinged every 55 second or so.

2026-04-16 18:11:53 CEST

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cause nature is wild 🐳

2026-04-16 18:08:51 CEST

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def a new meme template, but its real, taken by yours truly. he/she looks like we all feel i imagine 😂

2026-04-16 18:07:01 CEST

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he was mad at his little brother but too lazy n fat to chase him away 😂😂😂 i laughed out loud and took a picture he looked right at me like, the hell u lookin at?

2026-04-16 18:03:04 CEST

who dis? 😂 GM
https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/17507990a16975889ef1590f75fa6013b0a03ebc9b7327e2c173f0f0d9eb3673.jpg

2026-04-16 17:54:03 CEST

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you won't make that mistake again.. 🐳 i dub thee ser utxo of sysadmins level3. 😁 also, coulda been worse and started a fire .. ive burned some expensive equip too once (unattended rack and moisture came and rekt it)

2026-04-15 16:54:40 CEST

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GM 🌞

2026-04-14 22:12:24 CEST

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well, thats why my auth relays send an auth challenge upon connect. but clients rudely ignore that and insist on being the first to send a message (like an event or req). so, i suppose, clients are what also created this pattern so that now you feel like you have to auth with random key "just to get a response"? 🤔

2026-04-14 17:41:22 CEST

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good point, vitor should turn this into a relay block list kind event and nostr.doctor can copy it for us..

2026-04-11 03:01:02 CEST

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turn up don be a puss of the legal systems 🐳

2026-04-11 02:18:28 CEST

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few

2026-04-11 02:17:22 CEST

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its 5 oclock... work over eh? and @Noshole ate. 🦓🦓🦓

2026-04-11 01:13:59 CEST

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come back

2026-04-11 00:39:12 CEST

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GMmmmmm

2026-04-11 00:38:05 CEST

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gm i got refunded for it 😎

2026-04-11 00:32:48 CEST

y'all should totally zap my nip
https://nostrhub.io/naddr1qvzqqqrcvypzqlxr9zsgmke2lhuln0nhhml5eq6gnluhjuscyltz3f2z7v4zglqwqyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcqz9hxjupdvaexzur9we5kuefdv9cxjtlrj8l