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Last Notes

2026-03-22 06:25:58 UTC

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He was made for 'brute force'

2026-03-21 22:04:50 UTC

$39,000,000,000,000 US debt.
Yes, I've been keeping track.
https://blossom.primal.net/ce2d034dcd3004ed6c2f8680a8095c2d1df49435abc23e80a51eb3c858ffa13d.jpg

2026-03-21 12:11:46 UTC

New achievement unlocked!
It's moments like this I wish I was solo mining 😂😂😂😳😭
https://blossom.primal.net/80c122843b4593b41c7abd5db706f7030f49146e936edc6e981de3ef2b707987.png

2026-03-21 08:18:16 UTC

Chuck Norris died.
I didn't think that was even possible.

2026-03-20 05:10:00 UTC

Grow 👏 Your 👏Own 👏Food
#nevent1q…g7hd

2026-03-19 08:23:31 UTC

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Actual interesting fact.
Although I don't think the 'A' standard is strictly metric, you can take any size (A4,A3 etc.) and divide the long side by the short side and you get √2.
Also, if you fold A0 in half, you get A1, fold that on half you get A2, etc.

2026-03-19 03:05:29 UTC

Underwhelming fact of the day.
A single A4 sheet of paper weighs about 4.5 grams, which is less then weight of a standard printer.

2026-03-19 03:00:07 UTC

Just reviewing the plot for "Wag the dog"
So... Now that the Epstein files aren't news anymore, next in the playbook is an American hero trapped behind enemy lines being rescued, a catchy theme song then Trump winning the Nobel peace prize and getting reelected.
I should get a polymarket account.

2026-03-18 01:27:31 UTC

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It's irrelevant. People will use nostr at the price they deserve... Or something.
Gradually then suddenly.

2026-03-16 04:04:31 UTC

Underwhelming fact of the day.
There are more circular swimming pools in Greece then there are professional basketball players who own condos on any of Jupiter's moons.

2026-03-16 03:36:45 UTC

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So far, so good for me. 💪

2026-03-15 05:49:14 UTC

@nprofile…jejf
Wisp is awesome....ish
Where do I report bugs?

2026-03-15 05:06:13 UTC

Underwhelming fact of the day.
The Vatican City has a very low snowmobile death rate.

2026-03-14 22:43:40 UTC

Stack sats, make babies.
#nevent1q…qfrq

2026-03-13 06:02:28 UTC

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I'll check it out

2026-03-13 04:42:12 UTC

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I'm moving to wisp for simplicity. But I need suggestions on a nwc wallet. Currently I'm zapping with WOS through amethyst.

2026-03-12 02:46:32 UTC

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#nevent1q…ze2l

2026-03-12 01:32:02 UTC

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@nprofile…egmj for my esim ($3 for 30 days/3GB)
Aldi mobile for my normie number (just used for incoming calls, texts and verification)

2026-03-12 01:22:26 UTC

How much is your phone bill?
I pay about 4000 sats per month.
Plus $12 per year for my 'normie' phone.
#asknostr

2026-03-01 07:14:27 UTC

Hello my tender little fillet.
#steakstr https://image.nostr.build/54bb2ec410e4e923d2e83bf6f8091cb24586f29fc9364755238ad280aaed927b.jpg

2026-02-20 07:00:08 UTC

Goats > bots
#nevent1q…62ns

2026-02-18 10:31:50 UTC

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Yeah. And at the same time, who keeps building computers without a floppy drive.

2026-02-17 22:41:55 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…nyk8

2026-02-15 21:39:51 UTC

"To continue, prove you are not a robot"
Ok clawdbot, you're up.

2026-02-15 00:01:20 UTC

The secret to openclaw functioning is low expectations.
#nevent1q…n5hl

2026-02-15 00:00:03 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…2sxy

2026-02-08 22:51:36 UTC

The only exciting thing about Superbowl is how many of you plebs are cooking up a meat feast.
Imma go broke today approving steak posts.

2026-02-08 21:58:59 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…7wum

2026-01-31 10:38:26 UTC

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My food has names, not labels.

2026-01-31 09:43:01 UTC

Eat nutrient-dense foods, and you'll have the energy and mental fortitude to automate the things that free up the time and energy to allow you access more nutrient-dense foods.
The opposite is also very true and results in a downward spiral of energy, health and time. This is how most people live today.
#steakstr

2026-01-27 09:57:54 UTC

Just watched 'The Running Man'.
3/10
Would not recommend.
Only giving it 3 for the Arnie one-liners.

2026-01-26 05:31:11 UTC

So are we all just hitting the block/report button before these fuckers crash our clients?
Are they all from the same relay?

2026-01-21 05:50:29 UTC

Reinforcements
https://video.nostr.build/b8aa7ff7cbbb8e826f54395257e0d77968b7289192d0512a38b686aef06c1484.mp4

2026-01-16 06:29:04 UTC

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What's so great about it?
I tried it and it appears exactly the same.

2026-01-16 05:59:26 UTC

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Is it actually any good? I was looking at it for my graphene phone.

2026-01-15 04:07:49 UTC

Anybody in South Australia wanna earn some sats and 3dprint me something.

2026-01-14 23:24:48 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/e5e880109bffa4630592ee0d1ab54a71c0896de0708666e8f90c8815cccc60b8.jpg

2026-01-14 06:49:37 UTC

It just became apparent to me that some people never ROTE leaned the numbers corresponding to the days of the week and the months of the year.
Like Wednesday and March are always just 3s in my mind.
Surely that's normal, right?
#asknostr

2026-01-14 06:43:58 UTC

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Greenly beach on the EP is a hidden gem too.

2026-01-07 07:06:15 UTC

DGAF, I'm still mining. 🥵
https://image.nostr.build/5277bcb745be4ddb815aef4eca6c3dd6f22ba94ae5063175d7694c7cee3a6c8e.jpg

2026-01-05 21:16:15 UTC

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It's that old story.
Boy meets Girl, boy rapes girl, girl turns into mother of dragons and indirectly kills everyone while pretending to be the good guy.

2026-01-02 10:15:31 UTC

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How much is it worth now?
Hopefully a little more than $365 so they're incentivised to keep it as sats.
Maybe you can double down if they don't spend it 🤷

2025-12-30 12:26:41 UTC

Yes, I've been keeping track since my twitter days.
$15.5T in 6 years - and no slowing down in sight.
For context, assuming an average American earns around $50,000 per year, $15.5 trillion is equivalent to the LIFETIME earnings of about 310 million people.
https://image.nostr.build/0fd824096995be66559e81b7901bd6db7240533c5578724ac18be644ff8ff923.jpg https://image.nostr.build/3eb10d318a1b8a8ffa7938aa604d43ae7fde46d2c8779fd074e3c0fafc1cac13.jpg

2025-12-30 11:34:39 UTC

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*money expires after 14 days
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*transactions may be stopped at any point
*account may be frozen at any point
*transactions may disappear randomly
*personalised advertising on free accounts
*money only usable at pro Ukraine, vegan, transgender businesses
*money may not be used on goods outside the EU
*money may not be exchanged for cash
*money may not be exchanged for bitcoin
*money may not be exchanged for beef
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*monetary value subject to change
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2025-12-30 07:19:56 UTC

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My favourite.
Fucktard