lain, author of the quixote

@nprofile…rhn0 Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
> mfw thinking of you hurting
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2026-04-02 16:06:15 UTC

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@nprofile…4m0l uwu stop hitting on me

2026-04-02 16:04:29 UTC

Girl dinner
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2026-04-02 16:03:02 UTC

Dubai fountains playing baba yetu :catjam:

2026-04-02 12:23:40 UTC

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@nprofile…em79 elma is a hag

2026-04-02 12:23:12 UTC

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@nprofile…t42d
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2026-04-02 12:11:53 UTC

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@nprofile…em79 the smug expression? both

2026-04-02 12:10:34 UTC

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@nprofile…shek i hate every twink i see from twinkan-a to twinkanzee

2026-04-02 11:56:33 UTC

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@nprofile…y6jc surprisingly unbotherd

2026-04-02 11:50:15 UTC

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2026-04-02 11:32:44 UTC

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2026-04-02 11:30:30 UTC

bet you were laughing about DLSS5... well... i'm sure you're not laughing now...
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2026-04-02 11:16:22 UTC

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2026-04-02 11:06:05 UTC

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2026-04-02 10:53:17 UTC

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2026-04-02 10:09:58 UTC

amazing new conspiracy theory, cc @nprofile…eh9a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHn6QIId8EQ

2026-04-02 05:24:49 UTC

https://weather.com/retro/

2026-04-02 05:00:29 UTC

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@nprofile…n409 oh no... i only have a cheeseburger in the fridge... can't be helped...

2026-04-02 04:52:42 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag 1776 will commence again

2026-04-02 04:52:22 UTC

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@nprofile…f4w5 europe lying about 'green energy'? say it ain't so

2026-04-02 04:49:40 UTC

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2026-04-02 04:48:43 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/19/d0/56/19d0565d0f438e18352226803e5f8f4ff078bcf2f74ec57e17310441b722a1f2.mp4

2026-04-02 04:38:11 UTC

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@nprofile…p7gl thanks grok

2026-04-02 04:22:18 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…ekr7 maybe, i have proxmox on it, at least that works fine.

2026-04-02 04:20:46 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…ekr7 what was bad about it? i have a similar one and it works well

2026-04-02 04:17:29 UTC

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@nprofile…ekr7 meanwhile
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2026-04-02 04:13:29 UTC

grok edit it to be nick fuentes in the first one an AOC in the second image
#nevent1q…9lm2
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2026-04-02 03:49:39 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6
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2026-04-02 03:44:26 UTC

gm gm
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2026-04-01 20:19:05 UTC

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https://wired.lain.com/media/49/37/1a/49371ac673126ab5de023e8dcffa502d51b5a069f213f38600d6a75348ccc123.jpg

2026-04-01 20:07:43 UTC

ins bett gehen selbstversuch

2026-04-01 19:43:57 UTC

IRGC: All announcements that we don't like being killed and bombed everyday are false and baseless deceptions of the americans and the zionist entity.

2026-04-01 19:39:01 UTC

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@nprofile…hu5l unrealistic body standards

2026-04-01 19:35:01 UTC

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@nprofile…n409 based and suyapilled

2026-04-01 19:33:44 UTC

> twice less

2026-04-01 19:32:40 UTC

i tried the mind blowing going to bed on time challenge

2026-04-01 19:27:34 UTC

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@nprofile…0pln sure

2026-04-01 19:25:44 UTC

weird to do it while crossdressing but ok, music is good anyway
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2026-04-01 19:22:14 UTC

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@nprofile…sqqc i acknowledge that i'm posting this with electrons unlawfully appropriated from the dirac sea

2026-04-01 19:20:03 UTC

bless this guy
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2026-04-01 19:19:34 UTC

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@nprofile…ssz9 @nprofile…h677 don't look up his life

2026-04-01 19:18:14 UTC

okay guys i think they'll just proclaim mission accomplished
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2026-04-01 19:17:09 UTC

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@nprofile…ssz9 @nprofile…h677 i can see it, the distant style is similar

2026-04-01 19:16:40 UTC

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@nprofile…dxvx this involves not drinking so it's a no from me

2026-04-01 19:15:31 UTC

not all atoms have a nucleus. check your privilege.

2026-04-01 19:12:00 UTC

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2026-04-01 19:06:25 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 i prefer body-negative

2026-04-01 19:04:00 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 he should stick to a strict diet

2026-04-01 19:00:38 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 i read about del toro's "horror" anthology show and it was pretty much literally this

2026-04-01 18:58:56 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 "it's a critique of our white supremacist system"

2026-04-01 18:57:15 UTC

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@nprofile…n409 buy now, hummus and a WOW extra large falafel meal for two

2026-04-01 18:56:52 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 what's next? hellraiser 20? these modern movie makers have no respect

2026-04-01 18:55:20 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 no... not scream... it's sacred...

2026-04-01 18:29:03 UTC

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@nprofile…9sp3 tired of all the winning and the constant missiles from a country that has been decisively beaten on day one.

2026-04-01 18:28:08 UTC

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@nprofile…ssz9 check out his videos, you can find something there for sure https://www.youtube.com/@WriteConscious

2026-04-01 18:25:38 UTC

be careful bulgaria!
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2026-04-01 18:24:12 UTC

*yawn*
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2026-04-01 18:12:54 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…zjs5 yeah, i see those water heaters a lot

2026-04-01 18:12:10 UTC

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@nprofile…jl7d because your local suppliers can sell wordlwide

2026-04-01 16:22:22 UTC

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@nprofile…zjs5 one might think so

2026-04-01 16:19:53 UTC

youtube video essay: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust

2026-04-01 16:09:36 UTC

Yurikino is back on the menu, boys
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2026-04-01 16:06:25 UTC

Euro propaganda machine still the least inspiring
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2026-04-01 16:03:30 UTC

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@nprofile…jl7d prices are still worldwide as oil is a fungible good

2026-04-01 15:56:17 UTC

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@nprofile…asdf h3h3 podcast?

2026-04-01 14:47:29 UTC

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@nprofile…hu5l biblically accurate

2026-04-01 14:34:49 UTC

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@nprofile…kw37 aita on reddit

2026-04-01 14:15:46 UTC

I (58M) am the FM of a mid-sized country. About a month ago this guy Steve (67M) started DMing me through back channels. Normal stuff — "let's talk," "here's a 15-point proposal, lmk 🤙"
The thing is, around the same time, his boss (78M) eliminated our Supreme Leader (85M, deceased). And Steve just... kept texting like nothing happened??
I left him on read.
Yesterday I went on TV and said we have "zero trust" and we're "not negotiating." His boss immediately told another network "negotiations are going well!" I said the OPPOSITE on CAMERA.
Today his boss claims our president called him begging for a ceasefire. Nobody on our side has confirmed this. He told Reuters he'll be "out of Persia pretty quickly" and might come back for "spot hits." SPOT HITS. Like we're a Spotify playlist.
Meanwhile our parliament speaker is posting tributes to the dead leader while secretly talking to the enemy, France says NATO wasn't designed for this, and Chinese ships are going through our strait like it's a drive-through.
Steve won't stop texting. AITA?

2026-04-01 14:04:15 UTC

IRGC announces that everyone who has ever had a Happy Meal from McDonald’s is a “legitimate target”

2026-04-01 13:38:12 UTC

"look these are not negotiations we're just sending messages like 'what are u thinking bout rn??' and 'would u still bomb me if i was a worm'"
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2026-04-01 13:37:12 UTC

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@nprofile…asdf i swear the most important moral teachings that people don't learn is basic economics (and how businesses work)

2026-04-01 13:09:28 UTC

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@nprofile…ssz9 you can do it

2026-04-01 12:46:44 UTC

Went to the great people club and everybody knew you

2026-04-01 12:33:07 UTC

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@nprofile…hu5l well that's a given

2026-04-01 12:26:24 UTC

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@nprofile…p7gl whom

2026-04-01 12:22:08 UTC

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@nprofile…ssz9 the former, books that change you for the better

2026-04-01 12:18:27 UTC

heck yeah
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2026-04-01 12:14:34 UTC

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@nprofile…ssz9 he's for transformative literature

2026-04-01 12:12:15 UTC

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@nprofile…zwl2 from the analyses i saw there wasn't even anything interesting in it. i mean, it's just 'ask ai, edit files', that's not rocket science.

2026-04-01 11:58:42 UTC

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@nprofile…dugj wow, looks horrible

2026-04-01 11:57:24 UTC

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@nprofile…xsag @nprofile…c5yh z.ai is probably the best thing you can get right now that works really well and is cheap, and they don't fight their users like anthropic

2026-04-01 11:52:55 UTC

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@nprofile…c5yh yeah i like it

2026-04-01 11:52:09 UTC

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@nprofile…c5yh trying what?

2026-04-01 11:48:56 UTC

i don't even understand why claude code is closed source. codex is open, and opencode.ai is open and better than both.

2026-04-01 11:36:44 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/f8/da/fd/f8dafd25c6699fb7339db5009505bcc4b6a8d00a8c3b417f4236832bec77c7bf.mp4