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there was 'the future is here, it's just not evenly distributed yet'. this has changed, the future is here, and it's distributed widely, but in islands. before, you needed some kind of system to distribute it. now, it just springs up wherever it can grow.

2026-05-10 21:50:50 CEST

chica の子
https://wired.lain.com/media/bb/47/33/bb473306c3f717e3b3de922ea8edf1020d3d790e7bc4564a5d3219a49812ffee.mp4

2026-05-10 21:50:15 CEST

meme detection working BEAUTIFULLY
https://wired.lain.com/media/cf/ad/a0/cfada0a00cd0853a0554f9a31ff8cdaba79e573a76d154646784dfee210e0eac.webp

2026-05-10 21:49:36 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/d3/b2/7d/d3b27dbfc5fc706691da466b2f9b081f072d840e68804e312e12510aa2285898.webp

2026-05-10 21:49:21 CEST

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hey captain, nice dog

2026-05-10 21:48:32 CEST

dann läuft der laden wieder

2026-05-10 21:47:39 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/cc/e6/62/cce6621255f7738feafc388d1fba316c7128181316421a4758a13125471f769a.webp

2026-05-10 21:45:37 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/c5/47/9f/c5479f1638be1c2f7216d0b5cd2ff14fe93584b2d648fc8f95e347fd1fd70a3f.webp

2026-05-10 21:44:51 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/80/44/e1/8044e1df687ff10ed48e0b910084e0503b73801620f5b1de0fb935718ffa610e.webp

2026-05-10 21:44:13 CEST

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@nprofile…y6jc nice ttf

2026-05-10 21:42:19 CEST

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@nprofile…y6jc actually
https://wired.lain.com/media/bb/a1/56/bba156ac247d6e89028e6b0b3514f13e88b5685bb3698aabf77d5bf49df6a57c.webp

2026-05-10 21:41:51 CEST

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@nprofile…72fv i'm just sad that michael jackson didn't live long enough to see k-pop

2026-05-10 21:41:20 CEST

some things stay, some things change
https://wired.lain.com/media/59/ad/31/59ad3175291e6de0cea35e2bee6b3124265344a06cfd50ec838234f487ef694d.webp

2026-05-10 21:39:37 CEST

last time i voted
https://wired.lain.com/media/52/44/da/5244dadc728884381b0e79081b89aba80ac974755f7718b5205881487c5c021d.webp

2026-05-10 20:21:35 CEST

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@nprofile…cqap grippy but she stabs you

2026-05-10 19:03:10 CEST

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@nprofile…c5yh follow up jokes: I’m divorced but still hot, I have no kids, I want to fuck Korean boy groups

2026-05-09 23:20:48 CEST

(i wear headphones 24/7)

2026-05-09 23:20:01 CEST

headphones are the adult's alternative to stimming

2026-05-08 21:29:42 CEST

i'm a chuckster
https://wired.lain.com/media/03/1b/2f/031b2f3563dd5f9646e6d4e7d860b065feae02bd4ac122c5c95a875961079b7f.webp

2026-05-08 20:38:14 CEST

there's hope that one day you'll hear: "Punishment has ended". maybe you'll hear it from yourself.

2026-05-08 20:34:32 CEST

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@nprofile…72y8 even if unmerited, it's grace.

2026-05-08 09:48:39 CEST

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@nprofile…muls hell yeah

2026-05-07 06:07:05 CEST

They toned down her egirlness
https://wired.lain.com/media/d1/35/c1/d135c1f1def19de3c685728b11e9976da55e473ac20000015ce5271a4c70d578.jpg

2026-05-06 14:00:23 CEST

> "Assuming Iran agrees to give what has been agreed to, which is, perhaps, a big assumption, the already legendary Epic Fury will be at an end"
EPIC WAFFLE BACON!!

2026-05-05 20:33:45 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/8a/78/38/8a78387ca45b9965d79c7954a614ca2ce00ca220f04e115b16efcc3cbab875ee.mp4

2026-05-05 16:37:40 CEST

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@nprofile…fsu6 jj Abrams should direct Star Wars, and George Lucas should direct people to their seats

2026-05-03 22:42:40 CEST

Plap Meridian

2026-05-03 17:29:20 CEST

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@nprofile…pfpm
https://wired.lain.com/media/f1/c5/ad/f1c5ad67260fef30de83a7416e069d08baffc34e3f44cbcd68ce2dde59e33523.webp

2026-05-03 14:33:06 CEST

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@nprofile…hu5l
https://wired.lain.com/media/99/35/76/993576cd5ca443407b94bebfa6c805acfa81919ed1a5e8ef97934efc8cfea4e2.webp

2026-05-02 17:07:08 CEST

The Salt Shaker Saga
Day One
A hacker entered the cafeteria outraged. Every table held a salt shaker anyone could unscrew and fill. He wrote the director: "I, meG@Duc|, found a vulnerability. An attacker can open it and pour poison. Act now."
Day Two
Among supply requests and cold soup complaints the director read it, shrugged, muttered "Too much free time," and deleted it.
Day Five
The hacker added poison to every shaker. Three hundred died. The director was acquitted after three months in court. The hacker replied: "Seen it now?"
Day 96
The director bought combination-lock shakers. Customers stared at keypads feeling life too complicated.
Day 97
The hacker saw holes let anything pass. He wrote furious then peed in every shaker. Three hundred never returned. Thirty went to hospital. Text: "How do you like that?" Director got one year suspended after three more months in court.
Day 188
Director swore off cafeterias and left for Siberian timber. Engineers designed one-way valve shakers. Waitresses handed out salt manually.
Day 190
Hacker stole a shaker, examined it, wrote: "I, meG@Duc|, stole one and find it outrageous. Anyone can take your property." Director, never a drinker before, finished a bottle of vodka.
Day 193
All shakers chained to tables. Hacker attended next DEF CON, reported his work, won award for consumer rights. Director never heard.
Day 194
DEF CON team broke in at night and emptied all shakers into pockets. meG@Duc| wrote: "No care for customers. Any scoundrel can steal salt instantly. Need secure dispenser now."
Day 196
Engineers worked on next model. Waitresses handed salt by hand. Director flew to Seychelles and ate alone in his room avoiding all food places.
Day 200
Customers showed passport for eight-digit code to get salt. For pepper they repeated the process.

2026-05-02 16:45:45 CEST

btop didn't have to go so hard, as the kids say
https://wired.lain.com/media/f7/9c/3d/f79c3d2734d27b8d81e84a471d72cd87c70db3eabbe40482c28a6c5d73b3a4fd.webp

2026-05-02 15:43:07 CEST

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@nprofile…jph8 @nprofile…yfzn @nprofile…5hsn thrill seeker

2026-05-02 06:56:26 CEST

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this one
https://wired.lain.com/media/2e/cf/19/2ecf19f9656bf3d1839edc210ba73a9515dc9fa68e9c3f2c2bd1c5ce93a5ff66.webp

2026-05-01 21:50:00 CEST

straight outta hyberborea
https://wired.lain.com/media/2a/7f/c9/2a7fc91dc187e14b7f1f6ecb6cffff3dda3c8f6e9e10c143a7bc7628f7e889a6.webp

2026-05-01 21:49:29 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/2f/eb/77/2feb777ea436e414494b24547c4c6113f776da656a6a83444a9b6e0beee127bc.webp

2026-04-30 10:55:57 CEST

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@nprofile…hu5l sure, here's how LLMs relate to the logos
https://wired.lain.com/media/6e/de/e3/6edee33fb6b307c62e5d8dc9dcb3c73540ec62283bb71a7680f3d6683a50f5c9.pdf

2026-04-30 09:09:36 CEST

what a weird flag
https://wired.lain.com/media/ba/50/81/ba50814f9b02aeb6b905d86d3b95c4a019fbdb0efa40ae31bd7a4acf466bcb7c.webp

2026-04-28 17:52:16 CEST

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@nprofile…ssz9 that sounds horrible, link?

2026-04-28 16:07:18 CEST

absolutely incredible how bad movie posters have become
https://wired.lain.com/media/d2/75/df/d275df7ac0efa0f71fd5ed54c7f198799e1987563c838fa000144e0d1dc3fea3.webp
https://wired.lain.com/media/fe/b1/bd/feb1bdcdc0cb1528cf11af8e74ff3c7f6c75f728dc7a44f87b9481c5b02b5cd1.webp

2026-04-26 17:51:44 CEST

Now they have Japanese say so?

2026-04-26 05:31:50 CEST

what did they have in the dataset
https://wired.lain.com/media/7d/9d/5e/7d9d5e6fb0ac1af4d12f5909992959993f9bd5026dbf97ff8f017b1b39644da5.webp

2026-04-24 20:21:28 CEST

ackhshully all libraries are fake except for one (run by anna)
https://wired.lain.com/media/5c/00/62/5c006279fb3900d1e249157cd8324c942d269be942c57e7adc7c60e3527b4fbf.webp

2026-04-24 20:20:48 CEST

how do you make a labubu out of 24 carrots anyway

2026-04-24 18:01:54 CEST

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@nprofile…lycq no don't worry

2026-04-24 18:01:34 CEST

extremely versatile
https://wired.lain.com/media/cd/60/16/cd60165e45c8f8377e835792a1cdcaecf7ca48e8b6e8b71e8514f3c7d351465a.webp
https://wired.lain.com/media/30/12/f6/3012f681a9fc048c7f61ea05c992e2414b179480617556001c67ce65f0752f6f.webp
https://wired.lain.com/media/6a/19/cf/6a19cff796527e2bd6565c36c11d671c062bc3114b546fbd7b2ed665ec07af29.webp
https://wired.lain.com/media/eb/02/4c/eb024c641d35fc5e519852a80745602f33e129d1e3c374e9009ad74dace0d25c.webp

2026-04-24 17:46:16 CEST

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@nprofile…lycq umm @ me next time

2026-04-24 13:57:51 CEST

interesting idea, makingthe third column a universal 'context column' so you never have to leave you main view.
https://wired.lain.com/media/0e/38/02/0e38024c591df8b8dcd8d6ed2fdd633aaab41a1b3e45897e651c84c1cb7ad8ca.webp

2026-04-24 09:54:48 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/75/5a/5c/755a5c6bde4ce0457d187f51ea1e3857c5d15cfc9779fe5f56abc88287d7d60c.mp4

2026-04-22 12:48:40 CEST

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/04/fare-gate-society-bart/686868/
https://wired.lain.com/media/b0/75/99/b07599653d306741a5de810018ebea06b7a7834377c56a1f4124143c12f63a51.webp

2026-04-22 08:14:33 CEST

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@nprofile…hu5l how tf does a hotel not have a sewing kit

2026-04-21 20:48:49 CEST

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@nprofile…fcpl well you're certified cutie pie

2026-04-21 20:38:32 CEST

my favorite sr.ht episode was when they introduced CI and one guy said "hey can you give my CI machine more ram? i'll pay for it" and they replied "no if you need more ram you are clearly writing bad software"

2026-04-21 20:36:11 CEST

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@nprofile…fcpl yeah it's cute because it looks slightly retarded.
> her: how do i do $x
> me: just do $y
> her: ok!!

2026-04-21 20:34:51 CEST

always love it when girls use multiple exclamation marks in messages

2026-04-18 14:25:23 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/12/ae/a5/12aea53a9a83cd057e61b236ab549a37b6b98f4b76bfe937c391400963d2ea7f.mp4

2026-04-17 21:04:26 CEST

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@nprofile…jhtm stay safe out there, baby girl

2026-04-17 21:02:44 CEST

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@nprofile…c5yh bro is concentrating on god

2026-04-17 21:02:20 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/10/78/ff/1078ff02c1d594e4800e22bd002fc310b4803aea569178862fb23db7b9a54fd2.gif

2026-04-17 20:08:17 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/a0/3f/b3/a03fb3876cea1c9300ff00b8d6821e2ac7993700da75d502dad81e09b579afd5.a03fb3876cea1c9300ff00b8d6821e2ac7993700da75d502dad81e09b579afd5

2026-04-17 19:36:50 CEST

ich glaube die bundeswehr wird die erste armee mit 100% frauenanteil sein
https://wired.lain.com/media/71/d6/2d/71d62dc2ba711b0ebb3ec1022bbe33506750fa9a01e138952af239e84e5707b8.mp4

2026-04-17 14:43:04 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/26/02/f8/2602f8ac7729196ebdc4e828567a0094561b46d040238e127a71d4e72d750787.2602f8ac7729196ebdc4e828567a0094561b46d040238e127a71d4e72d750787

2026-04-17 09:44:41 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/f5/90/32/f59032af5f48f053401c0a095e846c7adebe44887bbe37411f227a030cc0c8d8.webp

2026-04-17 05:23:18 CEST

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@nprofile…pgx0 @nprofile…c5yh object class: SUPER KETER

2026-04-16 22:17:54 CEST

lol what is this outfit
https://wired.lain.com/media/82/74/40/8274408c987e7578af871e1ebd35eb857decaebec052c68e62a31d9b1b4764c7.webp

2026-04-16 21:54:54 CEST

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@nprofile…svam nanomachines, huh?

2026-04-16 21:44:50 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/d9/44/2d/d9442d6bc12b8c58566fff0e4feb3cbe78334dfd62377dbfad9eab9d8f988c76.webp

2026-04-15 20:42:18 CEST

Actually the Iran war is about aliens but y’all not ready for this conversation

2026-04-15 15:17:24 CEST

bazzite installed

2026-04-13 22:18:43 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/8b/57/44/8b5744bf73aa330629cbca930c10e2cc31ecb2200a954fb26b01e3ee4f6df333.webp

2026-04-13 20:39:22 CEST

learned about a horrible thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_headache

2026-04-13 20:02:02 CEST

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@nprofile…fcpl yeah, there's a lot more productivity and much less "how do i actually call this api do i really have to figure this out for 3 hours" type stuff

2026-04-13 19:56:16 CEST

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@nprofile…fcpl i'm getting so much done i'm tired every day

2026-04-13 18:45:48 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/77/7b/e2/777be201a589831bfce1432efcc9211f959c830b3720ec4cebd3ce3e01b6f1c8.webp

2026-04-13 18:37:57 CEST

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https://wired.lain.com/media/e3/77/98/e37798ae2f1f74488f9f63294b32d479e1546b1e3f9d8c51c347898bc66812af.webp

2026-04-13 18:37:44 CEST

turns out it's actually very easy to get a lot of likes on your posts

2026-04-11 20:18:26 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/ca/66/ae/ca66ae3bfe280a1f99e28d17e66810da4f4bf6fd81f6adac689554a80febb0a1.webp

2026-04-11 15:33:22 CEST

> cross-legged chair
?? i sit cross-legged on any chair

2026-04-10 20:45:36 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/92/ba/4f/92ba4f3bbed4b766131502a7346b218ebc99f28b312fe05524ae36bfae76d7f8.jpg

2026-04-09 15:14:11 CEST

> Isreali military calls their surprise attack on beirut "operation eternal darkness"
can't make this up

2026-04-08 20:16:38 CEST

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@nprofile…9sp3 @nprofile…dugj @nprofile…y6jc @nprofile…ssz9 @nprofile…l6h9 it's called hershey's

2026-04-08 20:03:40 CEST

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@nprofile…y6jc @nprofile…dugj
https://wired.lain.com/media/07/a5/b6/07a5b603f1cfc43d91271f357e4621ed81bba5ca2a2c5dcad26342a3179af10e.webp

2026-04-08 19:53:57 CEST

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@nprofile…dugj mfw
https://wired.lain.com/media/b3/e9/49/b3e9491e201506e20b6ce831d56782fb818f76be8da4798ede867f26e9cbfd28.webp

2026-04-08 13:31:00 CEST

now that's what i call a good RT
#nevent1q…k4lk

2026-04-08 13:14:31 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/c5/73/3d/c5733d08257be5b1ce262c50654d4f3e52869f4b0fb0ac0a43a0ead777589cb6.webm

2026-04-08 13:02:44 CEST

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@nprofile…shek anything for a beermoder

2026-04-08 12:46:09 CEST

i think i actually need to watch this channel
https://wired.lain.com/media/aa/84/48/aa8448a0c6ae00a6c9f090413ddffc1631f3427766f95b6951bb4e2bfd851e04.webp
https://wired.lain.com/media/89/f4/a8/89f4a81ab210977c87b44228695d062cfda1a7ce33bc553cabfd649126eb0461.webp
https://wired.lain.com/media/2f/93/cb/2f93cb2d5431943cad608d207106920bc5639cae04e3d2fb69b78c88e05b97f3.webp

2026-04-08 12:00:52 CEST

also just noticing that there's nothing about ukraine or gaza on there... just saying.
#nevent1q…22de

2026-04-08 11:57:22 CEST

https://wired.lain.com/media/cf/c7/4b/cfc74ba0e37bb1b7f75752de112a646ef7218da8149f85fe423ea788ae8141c7.webp

2026-04-07 19:19:18 CEST

Mhhh
https://wired.lain.com/media/67/9e/05/679e0500fabfb6f322d3e85d659f920200908d39f6a1c8a35f88c3d63fe854f5.jpg