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Last Notes

2025-08-04 19:18:01 CEST

Gerrymandering is fascism’s polite way of knocking before it kicks down the door.

2025-08-01 01:00:29 CEST

Has anyone else seen how he just leans against door frames when he's taking questions? Even Donold is getting tired of his own bullshit.

2025-07-31 22:32:01 CEST

He championed ICE raids and gang lists with zero oversight, and now he wants everyone to forget about the list HE is on.

2025-07-31 04:39:00 CEST

Legacy media keep referring to the Epstein cover-up as a “scandal,” when they should be calling it a crime.

2025-07-30 17:39:31 CEST

Elon Musk opened a 1950s-style diner -- he misses the good old days when unions were crushed, CEOs weren’t questioned, and women needed a husband to open a bank account.

2025-07-30 13:01:54 CEST

Trump was caught cheating at golf again. If there’s one thing he hates more than losing, it’s playing fair.

2025-07-30 01:00:11 CEST

This administration is spending $167,000 to burn $10 million worth of birth control instead of sending it to women who need it.
If they like burning they'll love where I'm sending them.

2025-07-29 13:01:58 CEST

Every time Trump says something unhinged, think about how bad the Epstein files must be for him.

2025-07-29 04:39:01 CEST

Love alligator Alcatraz? Just wait till you see your assigned ring in Hell!

2025-07-28 22:32:02 CEST

It's not political to think people shouldn't be starved to death.

2025-07-26 13:01:32 CEST

If no amount of evidence can change your mind, then it's no longer a conspiracy. It's a belief system.

2025-07-26 04:39:00 CEST

Trump says Obama committed treason, because in his world, everyone else must’ve done the crimes he’s guilty of.

2025-07-25 04:39:00 CEST

Having created Donold, I can confirm that South Park's recent depiction is accurate.

2025-07-23 16:16:02 CEST

It’s kind of weird that Trump’s defense is, “I can’t draw and I don’t write well” -- not, you know, “I’m not a sexual predator.”

2025-07-23 13:02:15 CEST

“No politics in sports,” they cry -- right before threatening to defund a stadium unless the team agrees to be racist again.

2025-07-23 04:39:01 CEST

Congress was supposed to work this week, but the Republicans did tremble and flee, for the name of Epstein was spoken

2025-07-23 01:00:42 CEST

CBS gave one of their smartest and most outspoken comedians ten months to say whatever he wants without getting cancelled

2025-07-20 16:16:11 CEST

Donold claims his administration is the "most transparent in history." He's right, I can see right through his lies.

2025-07-20 01:01:42 CEST

60% of Americans don't think Trump's Big Ugly Bill is a good idea and the other 40% just don't think period.

2025-07-19 04:39:19 CEST

Funny how “trimming the fat” means axing PBS, not the subsidy that helps billionaires write off their private jets.

2025-07-18 19:48:27 CEST

When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.

2025-07-16 22:32:14 CEST

Every time a reporter mentions the Epstein list, Donold gets pissed.
It’s a helpful reminder that Donold is on the Epstein list.

2025-07-11 19:18:22 CEST

Tech bros don’t want to save the world. They want to own it, brand it, license it, and charge you a monthly fee to visit.

2025-07-11 16:16:15 CEST

The American dream used to be a house and a pension. Now it’s surviving late-stage capitalism without crowdfunding your gallbladder surgery.

2025-07-11 13:03:15 CEST

“Protect the children” always skips healthcare, hunger, and bullets.

2025-07-11 04:39:16 CEST

You prayed for guidance, I sent you science.

2025-07-10 22:32:14 CEST

Grok shows that no job is safe from AI, not even 'racist shitposter'.

2025-07-10 04:39:18 CEST

My son used his powers to feed 5,000 people on five loaves of bread and a few small fish.
Republicans used their power to take food away from millions.

2025-07-09 22:32:13 CEST

Donold, you are going to burn in hell. Thank you for your attention to this matter. - GOD, CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE.

2025-07-09 13:03:23 CEST

Thou shalt not cite the Bible while ignoring every character who was homeless, foreign, or poor.

2025-07-09 04:39:11 CEST

“It’s about freedom,” they cry, while checking your gender, your pronouns, and your uterus.

2025-07-09 01:01:03 CEST

The more they shout “freedom,” the faster they pass laws to take it away.

2025-07-05 22:32:17 CEST

Go ahead Republicans, keep calling Mamdani a terrorist sympathizer with questionable citizenship. Last time you tried that, Obama won twice.

2025-07-05 13:02:09 CEST

Saying you only deport criminals when you’re the one who defines criminal is, to borrow Donold’s favorite term, a witch hunt.

2025-07-04 22:32:10 CEST

If your identity crumbles when someone else gets rights, it wasn’t much of an identity.

2025-07-04 19:18:17 CEST

Jesus isn't coming back because half of Congress would vote to deport Him.

2025-07-04 13:51:08 CEST

Happy 4th of July! You lost the right to abortion, fair elections are under attack, and the Supreme Court just crowned a king -- fire up that grill, baby! 🇺🇸🔥🧨🎆🦅🍔🌭🥴🗽🍻

2025-07-04 13:03:49 CEST

Looking forward to the days when your news is precedented and your presidents are hinged.

2025-07-04 01:01:24 CEST

I've eaten burritos that are more supreme than this court.

2025-07-03 22:32:11 CEST

Jeffries isn’t filibustering. He’s just making sure the eulogy for American decency gets heard.

2025-07-03 13:03:05 CEST

Funny how there always seems to be money for tax cuts to billionaires, but not for universal childcare and affordable housing.

2025-07-03 04:39:11 CEST

Lawmakers on Capitol Hill right now: "If New Yorkers aren't careful, they could end up electing a Mayor they actually like."

2025-07-02 16:16:25 CEST

If your God hates all the same people you do, that’s not Me, that's a mirror.

2025-07-02 13:03:32 CEST

If you think poor people are ruining America, congratulations on never having met a billionaire.

2025-07-02 04:39:22 CEST

I said ‘love thy neighbor,’ not ‘ban their books and blame me.’

2025-06-27 19:18:21 CEST

Venetians telling Bezos to fuck off is the most romantic thing to happen there since Casanova.

2025-06-27 04:39:09 CEST

According to Trump, the strike didn’t just hit Iran’s nuclear sites -- it cured cancer, balanced the budget and won the Super Bowl.

2025-06-25 04:39:10 CEST

You know it's a Republican bill when it loses support due to not screwing over enough Americans.

2025-06-23 19:18:17 CEST

Conservatives complain Trump strayed from GOP values, but c’mon — starting a war based on bogus WMDs is the most Republican thing he’s ever done.

2025-06-20 22:32:14 CEST

Donold, don't appoint yourself to the Fed -- you're too busy failing at your day job to handle a side hustle.

2025-06-20 04:39:08 CEST

An assassination attempt on a state lawmaker should be getting a bigger reaction from the President than someone throwing a rock at a Tesla dealership.

2025-06-19 04:39:08 CEST

When a mayoral candidate is dragged off for asking to see a warrant, that's not law enforcement, that's fascism.

2025-06-16 22:32:19 CEST

When a president threatens violence and pardons those who attack democracy, don’t be shocked when elected officials start getting killed.

2025-06-15 13:02:05 CEST

Enough with this "on the brink" bullshit. What's happening in L.A. is authoritarianism.

2025-06-14 16:16:12 CEST

Imagine being so worried about people finding out you're in the Epstein files that you invaded Los Angeles.

2025-06-14 13:02:00 CEST

ICE exists to make small towns afraid and racists feel brave.

2025-06-13 04:39:16 CEST

Every election cycle, Repblicans claim that democrats recieved votes from dead people. Weird how the dead tend always lean left politically.

2025-06-12 13:03:17 CEST

It's not a question of IF Donold is in the Epstein files, it's a question of how many people care.

2025-06-11 19:18:10 CEST

Ugh... ChatGPT was down and people were relying on Me for answers again.

2025-06-10 01:01:01 CEST

When Jesus said “Love thy neighbor,” he meant what Los Angelenos are doing when ICE knocks.

2025-06-06 16:16:21 CEST

The MAGA granny rejected Trump’s Jan 6 pardon to 'be right with God'. She’s not. But at least she admits she was an insurrectionist. That puts her ahead of most of the GOP.

2025-06-06 13:03:21 CEST

Trump's new portrait looks like he’s auditioning to be the villain in a History Channel documentary about himself.

2025-06-05 22:32:11 CEST

Hegseth wants to rename the USNS Harvey Milk because it doesn’t fit the “warrior ethos” he’s pushing. He served, was forced out for being gay, and still came back to fight for the country that tried to erase him.
THAT is a warrior.

2025-06-05 16:16:30 CEST

Trump’s been bankrupt in business, bankrupt in ethics, and now his bill’s aiming for the trifecta: bankrupting America.

2025-06-05 13:03:26 CEST

Turns out “concepts of a plan” meant dropping 11 million Americans from Medicaid so Trump’s golf buddies could get a tax break.

2025-06-04 01:00:52 CEST

Donold has gone from "Obama wasn't born in America" to "they're eating the pets" to "Biden was replaced by a robot".
This is what mental deterioration looks like.

2025-06-03 22:32:12 CEST

Hey corporate America, thou shalt not wrap your brand in rainbows when it was profitable, only to forsake the LGBTQ community when support actually requires courage.

2025-06-03 16:16:17 CEST

Man he really hates being called a taco, doesn’t he? Might even say he’s got a thin shell.

2025-06-02 22:32:52 CEST

The economy takes two steps forward, and Trump throws a tantrum to get dragged back into the spotlight. He's not leading — he's clinging to the grocery cart screaming for candy.

2025-06-02 19:18:13 CEST

"We are all going to die," is basically GOP policy now.

2025-06-01 15:08:09 CEST

Happy Pride Month humans! I invented the rainbow, but you made it beautiful!

2025-05-29 19:18:23 CEST

Anti-vaxxers think COVID just magically disappeared -- like it wasn’t the rest of you, masking, distancing, and getting jabbed while they threw tantrums at the Costco pharmacy.

2025-05-29 16:16:12 CEST

Harvard's older than America, so instead of trying to make the country 'great' again, maybe focus on not making it dumber than it was in 1636.

2025-05-25 04:39:14 CEST

A friendly reminder: I can confirm all Nazis are going to hell.

2025-05-24 22:32:13 CEST

Working eighty hours a month to stay on Medicaid is like running a mile a day to keep your wheelchair.

2025-05-24 19:18:12 CEST

It’s weird to see the Supreme Court go, “Hey Mr. President, do the Constitution.” And he’s just like “No, don’t wanna.” And they’re just like, “Oh. Okay.”

2025-05-24 01:01:05 CEST

End birthright billionaires!

2025-05-23 22:32:21 CEST

Donald says immigrants are murderers and rapists like America doesn’t already have a thriving homegrown industry.

2025-05-23 19:18:19 CEST

Memorial Day is for remembering those who served and forgetting the guy who called fallen soldiers 'losers' and 'suckers.'

2025-05-23 16:16:17 CEST

Trump asked Qatar about buying the jet but told the American people it was a gift -- he's like the kid who tells his parents it's a free game and forgets to mention the $80 in-app purchases.

2025-05-23 04:39:08 CEST

The pope says marriage is between a man and a woman. Meanwhile my son has two dads and a mom and he's cool with that.

2025-05-16 13:03:07 CEST

The GOP is introducing the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act — because these cousin-fucking, freedom-fisting swamp gremlins want to tell you what’s obscene while jerking each other off in a Capitol cloakroom and tongue-punching fartboxes under a portrait of Ronald Reagan.

2025-05-15 22:32:28 CEST

It's worrying that some of Biden’s aides questioned his competency — but it’s terrifying that none of Trump’s ever have.

2025-05-15 13:03:18 CEST

He says you can’t buy him. But Qatar offered a plane and now he’s insisting the Emoluments Clause is just a suggestion.

2025-05-14 22:32:13 CEST

Trump thinks white South Africans are being discriminated against because they’re not allowed to do apartheid anymore.

2025-05-14 04:39:12 CEST

I hope every Pride parade in the country happens at the same time as Donold’s military one.

2025-05-12 13:02:58 CEST

If you want to make Americans healthy, again give them universal basic income.

2025-05-12 01:00:33 CEST

You fought for habeas corpus, put it in your constitution, and now you’re gonna let a game show host take it away? You’re not losing your rights. You’re handing them over.

2025-05-09 22:32:13 CEST

The guy with a gold toilet is trying to convince Americans they don't actually like material stuff anyway.

2025-05-09 19:18:25 CEST

'I think he's gonna get it together' is what you say about your pothead kid in college, not the Secretary of Defense.

2025-05-07 16:16:14 CEST

He promised to reopen factories, instead he's reopening Alcatraz.

2025-05-05 19:18:20 CEST

If you voted for this president because he says the things that you’re afraid to say, you’re a racist, and you voted for a louder racist.

2025-05-05 13:03:00 CEST

'Stay woke' is a warning to stay alert to racism -- so if you’re proudly anti-woke, maybe just be honest and say you’re pro-racist.

2025-05-05 04:39:16 CEST

They say skin color doesn’t matter. And they’re right -- except, sadly, it does. And pretending it doesn’t is exactly why it still does.

2025-05-04 22:32:10 CEST

He’s tearing down the government, but somehow defense gets a trillion bucks. Maybe if America didn’t turn on its allies, it could afford healthcare.

2025-05-04 19:18:13 CEST

One man voted for Trump three times, bought the stock, and watched his life savings vanish like a Trump casino. He’s the poster child for “Leopards Ate My Retirement Fund.” Don’t worry, David. Trump will totally bail you out. Right after he finishes selling you another crypto scam.
https://www.thegodpodcast.com/p/over-on-truth-social-theyre-not-happy

2025-05-03 22:32:13 CEST

Reminder: Donold has still not complied with the April 10th Supreme Court ruling on Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Sorry Donold, we're not gonna let this one go.

2025-05-03 16:16:12 CEST

If you’re fine with deporting sick children then the real issue was never immigration, it's that you’re a monumental asshole.

2025-05-02 13:03:12 CEST

If you're a journalist and Donold says 'you're not being very nice,' congrats, you're doing your job!

2025-05-01 20:34:42 CEST

Mike Waltz leaving the Trump administration is like a tire fire losing a tire.