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Last Notes

2026-04-14 00:00:29 UTC

I want to experience this!
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/116/400/116/492/306/529/original/1cc27982358af67b.mp4

2026-04-12 14:21:31 UTC

https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/116/392/177/887/413/904/original/e2759203daf76412.jpeg

2026-04-11 14:34:46 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0 Adding “Fridge Cleaner” to my jobs not in jeopardy by AI list.

2026-04-08 18:59:31 UTC

I hate this design by Apple. They use a double X for Safari, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve typed a long query and then clicked the large X to the far right assuming it’s the “Go” (search) button, which, of course, resets my search.
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/116/370/621/688/250/050/original/dc18ccc657b00328.jpeg

2026-04-03 15:13:51 UTC

It never gets old seeing what humanity can do with math and science while we continue to battle against our base instincts down here on Earth.
#Artemis #Artemis2 #Science #Math #Space
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/116/341/397/985/263/274/original/18d3dfe8e9d3a061.mp4

2026-03-31 16:21:13 UTC

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@nprofile…zut6 One might say they’re fighting a problem they created.

2026-03-29 03:34:10 UTC

Spoiler alert: The plant wins
#Nature
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/116/310/365/270/165/975/original/05c653c38f8a0c8b.mp4

2026-03-07 21:44:33 UTC

@nprofile…85c2: "...there's something quietly beautiful about a place where people just... share what they know. No brand deals, no engagement metrics, no algorithm nudging you toward rage. Just someone who spent twenty years studying Arctic policy posting a thread at 2 AM because they think you should understand what's happening. It's the internet I was promised in 1996. It only took thirty years and the complete collapse of American journalism to get here."
https://matduggan.com/boy-i-was-wrong-about-the-fediverse/

2026-03-03 02:49:06 UTC

https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/116/162/962/494/076/665/original/1eb7f1e950762ca9.mp4

2026-02-28 19:02:17 UTC

I got asked if I wanted to drink mushroom coffee, and my response was, "I don't, and assume there will be plenty of time to do that in our future dystopia when coffee becomes unavailable."

2026-02-24 21:27:48 UTC

Also how I get bees off of me
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/116/127/723/224/893/671/original/2eb4bdffd589c022.mp4

2026-02-18 00:32:34 UTC

Mahogany seed pod
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/116/088/815/569/237/566/original/ba6c334767c2b13c.mp4

2026-02-17 04:15:51 UTC

wtaf
“Meta patents AI that takes over a dead person’s account to keep posting and chatting”
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/meta-patents-ai-that-takes-over-a-dead-persons-account-to-keep-posting-and-chatting-3320326/

2025-11-14 17:44:26 UTC

It’s 2025 and all I want is an internet browser that just browses. Apparently, that’s too big of an ask.

2025-11-03 01:21:36 UTC

https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/115/483/141/148/450/361/original/7a3f78ffb498ddba.jpeg

2025-10-29 13:02:53 UTC

I wonder if cats think we're being silly or just showing off when they see us walking on two legs.

2025-10-13 02:37:25 UTC

The newest version of Google Chrome displays AI features in the browser without any way to remove them. Fortunately, there's a workaround that will allow you to continue using Chrome without having to include the features imposed by Google.
https://coywolf.com/guides/google-forced-gemini-and-ai-mode-into-chrome-heres-how-to-remove-it-from-the-browser/
#Google #AI #NoAI

2025-10-01 19:16:11 UTC

Jane Goodall is an example of a life well lived and an inspiration to humanity.

2025-09-30 14:27:26 UTC

Celebrating 3 years of sobriety from algorithms.

2025-08-18 14:42:28 UTC

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@nprofile…hyrk @nprofile…7klc
I think if you're going to change the name, change the name. The new name is forced and looks like it was done by committee. MS stands for Microsoft. I would get rid of both MS and NBC and start fresh. What that would be, I don't know, but that's why there are good agencies out there that specialize in that type of thing.

2025-08-18 14:15:07 UTC

"On the quick-hit news standpoint: Can we all agree that MS NOW is a stupid rebrand for MSNBC? Why even hold onto the MS at this point?" - @nprofile…7klc
💯
https://tedium.co/2025/08/18/tedium-quick-hit-format/

2025-08-18 14:11:57 UTC

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@nprofile…7klc
I like it! I also like the ad placement. Perfect placement regarding where the reader looks, and it's not intrusive.

2025-08-16 16:35:53 UTC

I don't have ads, and I use a single-column layout to help readers focus on my sites. Besides being a better user experience, it is paying off in other ways, too.
https://coywolf.com/blog/the-rewards-of-respecting-the-readers-experience/

2025-08-15 02:27:27 UTC

“Taking inspiration from a rare mutation that makes people impervious to viral diseases, a Columbia researcher is developing a therapy that could bestow this superpower on the rest of us.”
Let’s just keep this one quiet around RFK Jr., alright
https://www.cuimc.columbia.edu/news/one-universal-antiviral-rule-them-all

2025-08-15 01:05:44 UTC

These little yellow shrooms just popped up out of nowhere in the soil around one of our potted evergreen plants.
#Fungi #FungiFriday #Mushrooms
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/115/030/085/352/424/454/original/a79c8476515a1a93.webp
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/115/030/085/358/267/515/original/89f3253824f6320f.webp

2025-08-13 16:58:42 UTC

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@nprofile…2skd
I refuse to play by the rules. I always add the link in the post, say what I want, and keep moving.

2025-08-12 16:11:32 UTC

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@nprofile…5uv7
I can only handle one account. The only other accounts I have are for my brands – @nprofile…9a6t @nprofile…s05z @nprofile…kz3r – but I rarely access and use them. They're primarily for broadcasting and having a presence.

2025-08-12 16:08:43 UTC

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@nprofile…q8jv
Hilarious!

2025-08-12 13:50:03 UTC

Reply guys don't have empathy for others online. It's all self-centered projection of their own issues.
There's not a lot of 'reply guys' here, and when they pop up, they typically get muted or blocked. Which makes the Mastodon social experience a much more empathic one.
I think that's one of the biggest reasons I enjoy it here. Empathy is abundant while scarce on other platforms, which are mostly performative.

2025-08-12 04:15:48 UTC

Excellent satire
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/08/09/sex-toys-wnba-dildo-crypto-misogyny/85578052007/

2025-08-11 23:03:39 UTC

Currently listening to Wryn's newest album, Shapes, and so should you.
🎙️🔊
https://righteousbabe.ffm.to/wryn-shapes?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaaz83yJ5GZgzNn8xCXQROSi7OqIQbRW05I-7aV_snsIHtDJT4WEq4J5y9Q_aem_F87RS2gMmRcR4Wnyzi9qRg
#Music

2025-08-11 19:53:27 UTC

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@nprofile…uy2j
To later be replaced with Sublime Text. It was a great run while it lasted TextMate.

2025-08-11 18:56:12 UTC

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@nprofile…5zv0
It's pretty wild. I think wiring length is something both Tesla and Rivian have attempted to solve for, too. Here's an article I found where Rivian apparently reduced their wiring by 1.6 miles!
https://www.popsci.com/technology/rivian-zonal-electrical-architecture/

2025-08-11 16:01:37 UTC

If Ford makes a smaller, more affordable pickup truck, and most importantly, it’s an EV, then I’m interested.
https://www.theverge.com/ford-motor-company/757243/ford-ev-truck-breakthrough-model-t
#EV #EVs

2025-08-11 15:33:28 UTC

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@nprofile…nqwa @nprofile…7klc
Besides reporting those messages as spam, I almost always go out of my way to either remove the link if it’s truly broken or link to a better resource. And on occasion, I’ve been known to intentionally link to their competitor if they’ve really annoyed me. 😆

2025-08-11 13:56:46 UTC

A black hole roughly 36 billion times the mass of the sun has been discovered in the distant Cosmic Horseshoe galaxy, according to a new study. Astronomers said it is likely the largest black hole ever discovered and is almost 10,000 times bigger than Sagittarius A* at the center of the Milky Way.
https://ras.ac.uk/news-and-press/research-highlights/most-massive-black-hole-ever-discovered-detected
#Space

2025-08-11 02:23:01 UTC

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@nprofile…7klc
I watched the entire thing. That was awesome!

2025-08-10 22:05:42 UTC

https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/115/006/734/571/663/507/original/41291c4ebeb0b223.png

2025-08-10 21:21:48 UTC

I was thinking about how funny it would be if humans napped in different spots every day, and at any time you could walk up to them, pet their belly, and they would start making buscuits with their hands.

2025-08-10 18:36:10 UTC

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@nprofile…qgtr
It definitely looks like a show for one 😆

2025-08-10 18:12:40 UTC

This pigeon practicing its bullet dodging technique.
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/115/005/815/149/276/846/original/e33e9f6cf97b5046.mp4

2025-08-10 17:30:06 UTC

I just updated my Google News Guide, which was first written in 2019. A lot has changed since then, but most of the fundamental recommendations remain the same. If you're curious about how to get your site to appear in Google News, feel free to give it a read.
https://coywolf.com/guides/google-news/
#Google #SEO #WebDev

2025-08-10 01:44:09 UTC

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@nprofile…av53 @nprofile…cygt
I admire this level of mortal confidence.

2025-08-10 00:29:28 UTC

This ad is trying to sell me an entire pallet of printing paper on Amazon for $2,335. 😂
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/115/001/630/375/124/726/original/1c7072d0b4313d98.png

2025-08-08 22:21:53 UTC

I wish "Delete and Report Junk" actually did something. As in, fined the political spammer every time that button was clicked. But I'm pretty sure it's just a pacifier for end users.
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/114/995/468/509/219/129/original/92726c0829d43c1e.png

2025-08-08 20:00:49 UTC

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@nprofile…7mp4
I had to check this with a perfect circle. This is truly impressive.
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/114/994/916/542/268/603/original/054b08880a6f3ea6.jpg

2025-08-08 17:46:01 UTC

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@nprofile…hx87
That tiled background image has major early internet vibes.

2025-08-08 12:54:54 UTC

On average, I follow at least one person each day on @nprofile…7nr8. Boosts of interesting people sharing interesting things primarily drive it.
Keep boosting y'all! It's one of the main things that helps drive discovery and connections here.

2025-08-07 02:57:35 UTC

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@nprofile…ra3m
I’ve slowly created a home gym in my garage over the years (dumbbells, bench, bands, pull up bar, etc.).
I go to the local rec center only on the weekend and during off hours.
I run on a trail near my home in the early evening when there’s hardly anyone on it.
I bought and have regularly used a stationary bike since 2017.
I go for long walks when I know the least amount of people will also be walking.
The struggle is real, but doable.

2025-08-06 17:12:12 UTC

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@nprofile…dd35 @nprofile…wkje @nprofile…md38 @nprofile…azkn
Putting aside how poorly it was done, I can't help but wonder if there is some sort of future-proofing going on regarding the holes/ports/indicators. I know it's a big stretch, but I've been waiting decades for an Apple brick (or future iPhone) that is essentially my computer that I can take anywhere and just plug into a dumb terminal or off an existing computer like an iMac. Perhaps this is a nod to a future product. And yes, I'm dreaming here.

2025-08-06 14:37:32 UTC

I was wondering what was up with Ethel Cain's recent album that felt more experimental, and really, kind of unlistenable unless you happened to be in a very specific mood. Thanks to this article, I now know a little more why.
I was also excited to learn she has a new more conventional (um, listenable) album entitled, “Willoughby Tucker, I’ll Always Love You," coming out on August 8th.
The interview is interesting and worth reading/listening/watching.
🎁 Article
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/30/arts/music/ethel-cain-willoughby-tucker-interview-popcast.html?unlocked_article_code=1.cE8.bLmb.I8zyQnuHa3nt&smid=url-share
#Music

2025-08-06 14:36:24 UTC

I was wondering what was up with Ethel Cain's recent album that felt more experimental, and really, kind of unlistenable unless you happened to be in a very specific mood. Thanks to this article, I now know a little more why.
I was also excited to learn she has a new more conventional (um, listenable) album entitled, “Willoughby Tucker, I’ll Always Love You," coming out on August 8th.
The interview is interesting and worth reading/listening/watching.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/30/arts/music/ethel-cain-willoughby-tucker-interview-popcast.html?unlocked_article_code=1.cE8.bLmb.I8zyQnuHa3nt&smid=url-share
#Music

2025-08-06 04:00:54 UTC

Only Ethel Cane can sing Ethel Cane songs in a way that always hits me in the feels. That said, this is a good rendition of one of my favorite songs covered by Gracie Abrams.
https://youtu.be/_rKPotMhXGA
#Music

2025-08-06 04:00:42 UTC

2025-08-05 22:24:27 UTC

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@nprofile…uy2j
My first real CMS. Good memories.

2025-08-04 15:07:40 UTC

I'm gonna try this. Freezing eggs is intriguing, but what I really want to try is freezing tofu.
"Freezing tofu can actually improve its texture. It becomes firmer, chewier (almost meatier) and better absorbs flavor from marinades and sauces. Frozen tofu also crumbles less, making it perfect for stir-fries, soups, hot pots or even grilling. Just thaw in the fridge and it’s ready to use."
https://health.yahoo.com/article/eggs-garlic-cheese-8-unexpected-100029832.html
#Food

2025-08-04 05:48:50 UTC

In this guide, I outline the WordPress settings and essential plugins used to make all of my sites performant and optimized for Google.
https://coywolf.com/guides/configuring-wordpress-the-settings-and-plugins-i-use-for-optimal-performance/
#WordPress

2025-08-04 00:43:09 UTC

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@nprofile…sda9
This is a fascinating story. Thanks for sharing it.
I found the article on NatGeo you referenced in your last post, but it's paywalled. You can read it if you turn off JS in your browser, but this archive from a year ago is easier: http://archive.today/WfXpG
Also, that image was too unbelievable, so I did a reverse image search, and I'm pretty sure it's AI-generated. It's pretty well done, though, and certainly did its job in getting my attention.

2025-08-03 21:19:34 UTC

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@nprofile…pgme
I don't expect to get far. My only real plan is to use a LifeStraw in the river near my home when the marauders aren't looking.
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/114/966/909/635/795/281/original/ec6d110865259a1d.jpg

2025-08-03 15:29:34 UTC

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@nprofile…es9e
Get in my mouth!

2025-08-03 15:28:36 UTC

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@nprofile…007f
It's why I no longer follow him. It makes my feed too annoying and noisy.

2025-08-02 17:51:55 UTC

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@nprofile…hx87 @nprofile…mhq4
That is spot on 😂

2025-08-01 22:54:42 UTC

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@nprofile…mc04
That, of course, does exist: http://www.reallylong.link/

2025-08-01 22:46:48 UTC

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@nprofile…8gza @nprofile…9vtz
You might like https://asteriskmag.com/

2025-07-31 18:30:27 UTC

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@nprofile…3mlm
It is indeed, painful to use.

2025-07-31 18:28:54 UTC

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@nprofile…2skd @nprofile…eznj
I went the same path as you. In fact, I was an early adopter of Feedly and purchased a lifetime license, which still works today. However, I recently switched to Feedbin and really love it. It’s much more intuitive, has an excellent UI/UX, and runs well as a PWA on desktop.

2025-07-31 17:58:53 UTC

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@nprofile…5t3w that seems very specific and I think deserves a picture. 😆

2025-07-31 14:23:01 UTC

How did gear cogs ⚙️ become the universal symbol for adjusting software settings? Never in my life have I adjusted the cogs in anything, and if I did, I would surely break it and probably cause it to catch on fire.

2025-07-30 18:11:10 UTC

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@nprofile…cra8
It just feels good

2025-07-30 15:58:08 UTC

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@nprofile…uy2j
I remember that site! It's also still alive and well: https://veerle.duoh.com

2025-07-30 14:33:30 UTC

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@nprofile…eh6j
You are not. I do the same and prefer reading the transcript, too.

2025-07-28 02:39:47 UTC

Patrick!
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/114/928/542/222/459/531/original/a50899ca4cb1c689.mp4

2025-07-28 00:36:19 UTC

There’s a big difference between clean water and cleaned water.

2025-07-27 15:48:25 UTC

It's a minor update, but I'm digging the addition of favicons to Fathom Analytics' Referrer reporting.
I replaced GA with Fathom many years ago, and have never regretted it. Here's my review in case you're interested:
https://coywolf.com/reviews/software/fathom-analytics-review-best-google-analytics-alternative-privacy-first/
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/114/925/963/627/106/342/original/5f8450a1f5934c02.png

2025-07-27 15:17:58 UTC

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@nprofile…ny03
Maybe it’s because we all used to crawl our way through life. Or maybe it’s Maybelline.

2025-07-27 05:22:05 UTC

I have discovered my new favorite game: https://www.funwithcomputervision.com/laser-kitten/
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/114/923/516/226/377/697/original/31dd2c40e3371cbc.mp4

2025-07-27 05:16:29 UTC

Of all the toys my cats like to play with, stalking, batting, and attacking crumpled up receipts on our wooden floor is by far their favorite.

2025-07-26 03:57:09 UTC

We are all Jerome Powell
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/114/917/521/855/907/297/original/10bfa9f30544e945.mp4

2025-07-26 01:02:25 UTC

I was going through some old files and found this Google Search result for "cats" from 2010.
#Cats #Google
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/114/916/831/321/699/082/original/14e0d8a8d77e243e.png

2025-07-26 00:49:37 UTC

https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/114/916/780/130/421/184/original/68f6ab26971f46f9.jpg

2025-07-25 17:39:06 UTC

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@nprofile…wv2t
share_target support so content can finally be sent directly to my PWAs.
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/Progressive_web_apps/Manifest/Reference/share_target

2025-07-25 17:36:36 UTC

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@nprofile…wv2t
Full support for ::details-content pseudo for <details> that has Blink/Chromium style parity. In particular, I would love to finally show partial content without having to use JS to make it fully expand.
https://codepen.io/web-dot-dev/pen/PoMBQmW
https://developer.chrome.com/blog/styling-details

2025-07-25 16:55:00 UTC

“If we survive this…” is a phrase I’ve been using a lot lately.

2025-07-25 16:25:30 UTC

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Speaking of aging and strength training, this is bad ass:
‘Old people are capable of more’: meet the female weightlifters in their 70s and 80s
https://www.theguardian.com/wellness/2025/jul/25/older-women-weightlifting
#Health
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/114/914/799/707/134/246/original/af3b96419f59940e.jpg

2025-07-25 15:03:07 UTC

I decided to install iPadOS 26 Public Beta on my non-critical iPad, and I think Allison Johnson at The Verge gets this right.
I see it as a UI/UX downgrade that I suppose I'll get used to.
https://www.theverge.com/mobile/710980/apple-ios-26-preview-liquid-glass-ux
#Apple

2025-07-25 14:40:05 UTC

TIL about "exerkines"
"'There are all of these great molecules that you get when you do strength training, including exerkines, which are made by muscles and are very valuable for your health.' Exerkines can support good cardiovascular, metabolic, immune and neurological health as you get older..."
Knowing this actually motivates me to stick with my strength training efforts the past several months.
https://health.yahoo.com/article/aging-accelerates-36-44-60-100001856.html
#Health

2025-07-25 14:14:27 UTC

‘We’re terribly sorry’: South Park creators respond with humor to White House anger over naked Donald Trump
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/jul/25/were-terribly-sorry-south-park-creators-respond-with-humour-to-white-house-anger-over-naked-donald-trump
"Stone added that the team decided to put eyes on the penis, which would make it a character: 'If we put eyes on the penis, we won’t blur it. That was a whole conversation with grown-up people for four fucking days.'"
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/114/914/283/114/626/665/original/a20c6f703e5d0241.jpg

2025-07-24 22:27:02 UTC

"Native CSS transitions have quietly killed the strongest argument for client-side routing. Yet people keep building terrible apps instead of performant websites."
https://www.jonoalderson.com/conjecture/its-time-for-modern-css-to-kill-the-spa/
#WebDev

2025-07-24 17:26:29 UTC

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@nprofile…7klc
Still, it seems like a harbinger.

2025-07-23 13:08:55 UTC

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@nprofile…g3sf
1-7 is literally Google’s sales pitch for Gemini.

2025-07-22 20:44:41 UTC

I'm kind of loving how the @nprofile…38wv 🐠 Lagoon theme almost perfectly matches my @nprofile…s05z branding.
What @nprofile…jm9n has created and maintains makes Mastodon even more enjoyable to use. It's also easy to add. Just copy and paste the CSS and 💥
https://github.com/nileane/TangerineUI-for-Mastodon/blob/main/TangerineUI-lagoon.css
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/114/898/816/342/406/710/original/c3115168cbd68454.png

2025-07-22 18:02:41 UTC

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@nprofile…n6yu
Thanks for sharing these screenshots. This is the first time I'm avoiding all betas solely because the UI looks like a complete downgrade.

2025-07-22 16:24:33 UTC

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@nprofile…kvnh
I eat both to strike a balance between hot fresh and raw gloopy to achieve mundane perfection.

2025-07-19 22:54:28 UTC

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@nprofile…3wy7 @nprofile…k2rj
I follow that, but I don't consider it an official account where they post things like this message. That's mainly for broadcasting stories, right?

2025-07-19 22:15:28 UTC

(Reposting this here since NPR doesn't have an official Mastodon profile yet)
Congress eliminated public media funding. At a time of deep division, public media brings us together.
Help keep it strong. Join our monthly donors today: https://n.pr/458sOhq
#Journalism #USPol
https://cdn.masto.host/henshawsocial/media_attachments/files/114/882/194/792/531/572/original/4138bffc11b12902.mp4

2025-07-19 22:00:32 UTC

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@nprofile…uy2j
😂 Hip-Hop Hygiene: Hasbro Tooth Tunes

2025-07-19 18:49:42 UTC

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@nprofile…7mp4
I don't see a sign for no scuba diving, so you're good. 😆

2025-07-19 16:35:39 UTC

Interesting article on the history of the USPS and its innovations.
https://www.theverge.com/report/709749/usps-250th-anniversary-pioneer-modern-technology

2025-07-18 14:43:02 UTC

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@nprofile…p7e3
That and the article being published by the soon to be federally defunded NPR. :picard:

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