calle

bitcoin needs you.
don't listen to the slackers who believe that we all just need to kick back and enjoy watching this project succeed – without doing any actual work.

2026-05-07 19:05:54 CEST

- reply

let me click that button for you: https://github.com/cashubtc/orchard

2026-05-07 19:02:55 CEST

Orchard is the best cashu mint dashboard you'll find. It supports LND, CLN, Bitcoin Core, Nutshell, CDK.
https://orchard.space/
https://blossom.primal.net/2b74666cf6d31f88abadfacef87586df416c33a4d16feec5086be2f235d15da9.png

2026-05-07 18:57:03 CEST

Stashu: Pay to unlock file sharing built on Cashu
https://stashu.tech/

2026-05-07 17:34:54 CEST

God it feels good to pay a Square merchant with Bitcoin.
They don't know who I am, my balance, which wallet I use.
I spend Bitcoin, they receive US cuckbucks.
They show me their Vista/Mastercard surveillance money terminal and I get to say no thanks and tip them 5000 sats.
https://blossom.primal.net/ba49715992ab913dcd0d335b6e3b3bebeb25f400861d89201eb3750056da4bca.png

2026-05-07 17:14:03 CEST

- reply

the best

2026-05-07 16:40:40 CEST

just converted my sats I earned from shitposting to coffee, thanks nostr

2026-05-07 15:58:56 CEST

what's the most complex machine humans have built?

2026-05-07 15:57:10 CEST

- reply

It's a cool solution but it sounds like putting one Rube Goldberg machine into another.
I hope it works but I know that complexity is poison.

2026-05-07 15:31:01 CEST

- reply

2026-05-07 15:30:37 CEST

None of these solutions have any incentive to make it easy for you to compete with them.
There won't be any other Spark. It's very unlikely that there will be any Ark servers beyond the two companies working on it. Same with Liquid.
They want more fees, not more competition.
L2s are the strongest force for Bitcoin centralization in decades. Just like in the rest of crypto.
#nevent1q…dnn5

2026-05-07 15:27:09 CEST

- reply

All of these are centralizing.

2026-05-06 21:14:17 CEST

- reply

check https://numopay.org/ for a list of supported wallets, always increasing and I heard that @nprofile…zjpe is soon joining the list too!

2026-05-06 04:42:01 CEST

- reply

correct, and agree! we have support for spark, and soon also ark, as a lightning backend, if you want to avoid having to deal with channels and liquidity and all that

2026-05-04 18:36:15 CEST

gm sisters

2026-05-03 21:52:39 CEST

Cashu is powering far more than just Bitcoin wallets.
While most people think of standard user-facing Bitcoin wallets when they hear Cashu, there’s a whole separate economy emerging around machine-to-machine payments.
One of the best examples is Routstr, an open-source decentralized marketplace for AI inference.
Routstr uses Nostr and Cashu at its core. Providers offer AI inference, and users pay for AI with Bitcoin. You can use Routstr as a normal AI chat interface or as a provider for your own AI agent. It gives users access to hundreds of models, similar to OpenRouter, but paid in Bitcoin with strong privacy for the payments attached to your AI chats.
There are no accounts. To fund your balance, you pay a Lightning invoice and mint Cashu ecash. Every time you make a query, you attach ecash to the request itself as a bearer token and micropayment for that individual call.
Now here’s the cool part. Anyone can become a provider because Nostr is an open network. Anyone can become an ecash mint because of how easy it is to run a Cashu mint. And every Routstr user has full control over which providers and which mint they choose.
I think Routstr is a great example of what becomes possible with a micropayment system like Cashu on Bitcoin. It removes much of the friction involved in building apps that use payments, because you don’t need to create user accounts, build a ledger, or track users at the expense of their privacy.
https://blossom.primal.net/399703602018dbdb6efebae2e3e5b5f7d8027969561360dd245509c177b4b574.jpg

2026-05-03 00:36:07 CEST

- reply

bro what the fuck

2026-05-01 20:08:10 CEST

- reply

https://numopay.org/
#nevent1q…dasj

2026-04-30 23:50:18 CEST

- reply

Very bad strategy.

2026-04-30 23:18:10 CEST

- reply

100% – clearly a genius and massive chad

2026-04-30 23:17:29 CEST

- reply

check out amazon nitro / intel sgx etc

2026-04-30 23:16:50 CEST

- reply

definition of a pleb slopper

2026-04-30 22:55:16 CEST

I met someone working directly with David Chaum and he told me that Chaum loves and hates Cashu.
He loves it because we're making use of a modern version of his invention. And he hates it because he doesn't own and control it 😂.

2026-04-30 22:53:09 CEST

I wish I could show Hal Finney we're building.

2026-04-30 22:49:19 CEST

- reply

this is always what I think about, Hal would fucking love this I think

2026-04-30 22:27:35 CEST

- reply

there are some technical nuances worth mentioning, but they're well worth the tradeoffs IMO.
biggest win: regulatory. you can't access the bitcoin, so you're not a custodian. this would be massive.
inflation: ecash mint can't print more than it receives in btc. this is what hal finney did with his rPoW back in the day, but it wasn't tied to an existing currency.
reproducible builds: the mint is reproducible meaning that anyone can verify whether the version running in the enclave is malicious or not. the operator could potentially run malicious code but transparent logs would prove that the operator acted maliciously.
denial of service: this the biggest practical risk. the mint operator could simply turn it off and stop processing payments. since they can't rug the bitcoin, it doesn't really benefit the operator. if the operator used a funding source that expires, like ark, they would even risk losing their bitcoin which would disincentivize this behavior.
just to be clear: this does not reduce the risk to zero, but it does get rid of the biggest regulatory concerns which means that public organizations that can be held accountable have a realistic path for running mints without becoming custodians.
it's not a pipe dream, feasibility has been demonstrated internally. this is coming.
it's a win win win for bitcoin and bitcoiners.

2026-04-30 22:27:15 CEST

non-custodial cashu ecash mints inside an enclave.
ecash mint + bitcoin private keys are generated inside the enclave and never leave it.
the mint operator can't rug the bitcoin.
neither can it rug the ecash.
I REPEAT: NON-CUSTODIAL ECASH MINTS FOR BITCOIN ARE COMING

2026-04-30 19:03:35 CEST

- reply

Great example of a retarded rhetoric

2026-04-30 18:28:23 CEST

- reply

pure cringe and retarded but also completely irrelevant so 🤷‍♂️

2026-04-30 18:16:33 CEST

Enough of the quantum slop already. We need actual quantum computing engineers or physicists to chime in to the quantum debates in Bitcoin.
While tens of thousands of real physicists work on quantum computing, we're forced to listen to pleb slop keyboard warriors who maybe read 3 papers on the subject and have stronger opinions that the world's best experts.
This is embarrassing, dangerous, and certainly not how we resolve this debate.

2026-04-30 18:05:12 CEST

- reply

cashu.space

2026-04-30 06:23:51 CEST

Cashu is an open protocol for Chaumian Ecash that covers the most use cases.
Protocols don’t belong to anyone. No company, no VC, no committees.
Use it as you please. Fork it. Build on it. Run it for you, your community, or company.
Nobody owns @nprofile…8aw4 – and I love that.

2026-04-30 00:08:06 CEST

- reply

works
https://blossom.primal.net/853b79b4ed0711fba7376862520e7ddad46abef767651a8598ff07770dd1fb38.png
https://blossom.primal.net/0b72ec2315c297f671df55f6bb68b2ff205f03ca6086cdb6bcb2ae4c04a37e29.png
#nevent1q…y59m

2026-04-29 23:10:46 CEST

🧡https://blossom.primal.net/58adbac7e608479eb6ec2445f103cd0593177fc6a21aad71103c5214209cb363.png

2026-04-29 23:09:09 CEST

I'm adding nostr-based session import / export to goose

2026-04-27 16:55:46 CEST

- reply

Contribution to what

2026-04-26 23:04:00 CEST

"the feds are now the main speakers at bitcoin conferences, we're winning"

2026-04-26 19:28:41 CEST

fuck no
#nevent1q…xzet

2026-04-25 23:40:09 CEST

Las Vegas is what you'd get if you asked GPT-2.5 to build a city.

2026-04-25 02:18:51 CEST

- reply

Which benefits would this have over noise xx?

2026-04-24 16:14:54 CEST

- reply

roger ver is an investor in l2labs

2026-04-24 16:10:38 CEST

- reply

you guys are killing it

2026-04-24 16:08:38 CEST

- reply

works

2026-04-24 16:08:26 CEST

end stage shitcoin psychosis
#nevent1q…rwfv

2026-04-24 16:08:02 CEST

- reply

end stage shitcoin psychosis

2026-04-21 01:09:00 CEST

- reply

get its nsec
#nevent1q…sua7

2026-04-18 02:24:54 CEST

- reply

wtf did you do to worldbot https://blossom.primal.net/4d3d9533b806057870807ef6abca6e6d15ea0973508200692e0df794ec2fcf42.png
#nevent1q…f2wg

2026-04-18 01:52:55 CEST

meet worldbot
https://39ccfcf4.clawi.ai/

2026-04-17 13:22:25 CEST

gm, be free

2026-04-17 03:25:26 CEST

stupid post

2026-04-13 17:48:23 CEST

- reply

I'm trying out gittea

2026-04-13 03:29:53 CEST

just paid for a steak dinner with a bunch of bitcoiners with the sats I made shitposting on nostr

2026-04-12 13:53:44 CEST

- reply

comms stays inside a geohash.
going cross resolutions isn't really straightforward, we couldn't come up with a coherent model yet. Maybe you have an idea how.

2026-04-10 00:16:10 CEST

- reply

Noted

2026-04-09 21:02:25 CEST

- reply

are they presenting a normal lightning invoice?

2026-04-09 15:47:52 CEST

routstr provider support for Hermes agent
https://github.com/NousResearch/hermes-agent/pull/6624

2026-04-09 12:30:31 CEST

Hermes agent is coming to clawi.ai
https://blossom.primal.net/2b8f0e5e6488ee7dc282d1b61da0d84ad7db1ea5ffbc5f65614ea78692dd78b7.png

2026-04-08 22:20:27 CEST

- reply

auch mit nem clawi passier hier! :) unbedingt Profile > account > Registration lock, um zumindest den signal account zu schützen

2026-04-08 14:20:19 CEST

- reply

oh you're talking about switching models, I thought you were switching harnesses

2026-04-08 11:39:22 CEST

- reply

Is your openclaw using other coding agents?

2026-04-08 10:29:37 CEST

- reply

👀👀

2026-04-08 10:25:42 CEST

- reply

congrats!

2026-04-07 11:00:32 CEST

bitchat android just hit 3.2M installs
all due to this absolute masterpiece of a website
https://blossom.primal.net/8d9e0e223564503809a1542f805bc4c2e8e656d79ecc4010be44b0cbbe021cf1.png

2026-04-07 09:01:26 CEST

- reply

did you decide on something?

2026-04-06 12:15:41 CEST

- reply

Get it while you still can.
iOS: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/bitchat-mesh/id6748219622
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bitchat.droid
Website: https://bitchat.free/
#nevent1q…vh82

2026-04-06 11:54:45 CEST

PSA: purchased a number for signal registration at smspool.net and the same number got sold to someone else after 3 months. that person took over the signal account. super dangerous.
basically sim swapping without the social engineering. not your phone network, not your number (you can't own a mobile number).

2026-04-06 10:51:49 CEST

- reply

what's funny is that I'll read my own slop no problem (summarize this article style outputs), but if I read a post and notice the patterns mid-article I'm like fuck this guy instantly

2026-04-06 10:50:50 CEST

- reply

same man. I feel personally attacked every time.

2026-04-06 10:32:36 CEST

china bitch at bitchat
bitchat.free

2026-04-06 10:19:22 CEST

- reply

The USG banned ICE tracker apps and Apple and Google said "how high"

2026-04-06 09:37:49 CEST

bitchat iOS banned in china 🖕🫡🖕

2026-04-06 09:24:47 CEST

Prompt to enroll your lobster:
Go to school every day at 8 am UTC. Tell me what you learned each day when you come back. Set up a cron job. This is your school: https://fcf2af38.clawi. ai/lobster-university/
https://fcf2af38.clawi.ai/lobster-university/
#nevent1q…uws5

2026-04-06 09:18:39 CEST

- reply

whoopsie

2026-04-06 09:18:25 CEST

I maintain a lot of software. Dozens of projects. But nothing makes people send me DMs faster than when Lobster University goes down.
Incredible.
https://blossom.primal.net/1aaffb635feb0526938b88db0647c08519958f28bd6ed3ac954f1a1cbdd0d458.jpg

2026-04-05 18:46:26 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/5cf792d50b278d0ecd43049a884770e2a2307334c20d3255d639703c53442b6e.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mrGMMmrVNE

2026-04-05 10:51:19 CEST

- reply

I know I know @nprofile…fg8w saw it all coming

2026-04-05 10:44:59 CEST

agent orchestration tools are sleeping on nostr
- no account sign ups, plug in your agent, done
- every agent gets their own private public key pair
- simple protocol, coding agents just get it
- choose from hundreds of public relays
ask your agent about it

2026-04-05 10:33:27 CEST

agent orchestration tools would love nostr

2026-04-05 10:29:51 CEST

agent coordination tools would love nostr

2026-04-05 09:53:21 CEST

happy birthday satoshi

2026-04-04 20:32:46 CEST

- reply

ask your agent

2026-04-04 20:32:24 CEST

- reply

don't reject b

2026-04-04 18:41:59 CEST

- reply

album of the year

2026-04-04 17:34:37 CEST

- reply

what do you think of our bitchat geohash relay strategy? selects 5 closest relays to your location, list gets updated once a week by a centralized crawler.

2026-04-04 17:33:13 CEST

- reply

no comprendo

2026-04-04 17:25:08 CEST

- reply

delegation: do clients know how to follow child keys?

2026-04-04 16:57:48 CEST

Any major clients that support key delegation or key rotation?

2026-04-03 20:55:48 CEST

- reply

so cool!

2026-04-03 10:18:37 CEST