nancykweka
Nancy Kweka

This Christmas I’m going to try and make a ham. All tips and tricks welcome, include ones saying it’s actually overrated and I need to stop living in a Hallmark film.

2023-12-02 13:57:14 CET

Okay. Tropical fruit as stars of the fruit-show but berries are AMAZING supporting actors when added to baked goods and smoothies/milkshakes.

2023-12-02 13:56:24 CET

And pineapple milk doesn’t sound as good as strawberry milk :/

2023-12-02 13:56:06 CET

Although I suppose “watermelon muffins” don’t sound as good as blueberry muffins :/.

2023-12-02 13:55:36 CET

Also, growing up I thought tropical fruit (mango,pineapple, watermelon, bananas etc) weren’t as cool as blueberries and raspberries, only because the latter had to be imported and were super expensive so almost never in our fridge. The illusion has now been removed. I’m team tropical fruit all the way.

2023-12-02 13:54:06 CET

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_5966624673419905561701521610.webp there’s always that one guy when you’re baking blueberry muffins that looks like he was in a totally different batter :/

2023-08-25 11:20:00 CEST

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Seems my image still won’t upload. Anyway, just picture an iced latte.

2023-08-25 11:18:31 CEST

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There was meant to be a photo :/

2023-08-25 11:11:35 CEST

The Webster dictionary defines bravery as drinking this bowel movement inducing coffee before a flight with a toddler.

2023-08-19 08:47:13 CEST

The level of pride and accomplishment I feel when I manage to hide my flip flops sunder a fancy dress for a garden wedding is intense 🎉🥳.

2023-08-13 05:39:48 CEST

After pointing at her chin and my chin several times while announcing “CHIN!” She’s back to bed 🥲. Unfortunately that formula isn’t going to work for me to get back to bed

2023-08-13 05:25:35 CEST

Toddler up at 5am, staring right into my soul as she pokes my cheeks and says “CUUUUUUUTE”. Is this what she experiences? 😂😭

2023-08-13 05:23:22 CEST

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What is guano coffee?

2023-08-11 19:54:13 CEST

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_7914128074384469131691776300.webp had this bean salad (lemon honey dressing) and Hungarian pork sausages for dinner. Goodnight Nostriches 😊. #foodstr

2023-08-11 18:49:23 CEST

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@npub1ehg…qe5t @npub1l2h…n2lz @npub1e2w…el27 I looooove This!!!!! So amazing listening to the first version and then seeing how you all collaborated to make the end product 💕🌸

2023-08-10 13:22:57 CEST

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What is this called?

2023-08-09 17:03:15 CEST

Made Kalmati today! A Tanzanian “donut” similar to Greek loukoumades. https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_1731698876620558741691593317.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_6708337523734314581691593359.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_8374023276932710971691593376.webp #foodstr

2023-08-09 16:58:59 CEST

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@npub1fnn…4xnx could this be it? Do we need to find you some stellar Kilimanjaro coffee?

2023-08-09 11:52:13 CEST

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_1915282233731760701691574559.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_7117930965568700701691574571.webp Kili Tower Burger. 36,690 sats for this massive feast. Avo. Bacon. Cheese, two Patties. Lettuce. Tomato. Flavor gets 3stars out of 5. Patty lacked flavor, needed a good sear. Also the meat had been overworked and tasted pasty, but the rest tasted fresh! #foodstr

2023-08-09 11:48:54 CEST

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https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_1474104238150941341691574522.webp

2023-08-09 11:48:22 CEST

In other news, rains brought out a bucket load of massive slugs!!! Slipper for scale. https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_4299038595189504371691574458.webNs

2023-08-09 11:47:29 CEST

It got my celery too 😭. Left a tiny bit poking out and I only noticed when it had eaten up all the roots.

2023-08-09 11:46:56 CEST

This guy has been eating all my Bok choy plants from the root. Any tips on how to keep him (and his friends) away without chemicals? https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_7136794744445134251691574368.webp

2023-08-08 09:29:16 CEST

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Thank you. Do you find and “follow” relays or does it just happen automatically?

2023-08-08 09:28:33 CEST

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Also, just realised those are spam flavored crisps(??!). I used to love spam and cheese sandwiches with crisps inside for extra crunch. Just imagining spam flavored crisps on a spam and cheese sandwich 🤯 🥪

2023-08-08 09:27:06 CEST

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😂agreed! Who has parsley with their spam?

2023-08-08 09:26:14 CEST

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I saw your note and went to explore Google Keep. Previously had NO idea it existed! Mind blown! Thank you!

2023-08-08 08:28:47 CEST

What are relays #asknostr

2023-08-08 08:17:42 CEST

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I think I’d call mine “Turning your cave into a tunnel” or something along the lines of cave vs tunnel

2023-08-08 08:15:19 CEST

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Where is this? It is beautiful, reminds me of where I grew up (Papua New Guinea).

2023-08-08 08:13:05 CEST

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Hiiii! 🌸

2023-08-08 08:12:26 CEST

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I’ll try and turn the destination time into a song. Fingers crossed!

2023-08-08 08:11:24 CEST

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Noodles + avo go soooo well together 😍

2023-08-08 08:10:25 CEST

I love seeing what other people are eating on #foodstr. So different to other social media platforms bc it actually looks “real”.

2023-08-08 07:55:25 CEST

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I missed an opportunity to say “honey for my honey”. Sigh. We live and we learn 💔 .

2023-08-08 07:54:26 CEST

Auditioning to be on a @npub1fnn…4xnx track. “I get my Coffee while it’s hot hot!” https://nostr.build/av/f4c98f3f60fd7dca5e16cbf1d0a96fdf1db675b965e5ae43219e77ffe5f6fe33.mov

2023-08-08 07:39:37 CEST

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*to top. I have butterfingers. Get it? 🥲😂

2023-08-08 07:38:57 CEST

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_3091201465823290991691473038.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_7358830180310301681691473039.webp hybrid oatmeal buttermilk flapjacks. I chose passion fruit curd you top mine, my husband chose honey :/. #foodstr

2023-08-07 19:26:43 CEST

https://media2.giphy.com/media/tndsQWJdUe93bXN4kf/giphy.gif me now that I’ve found #foodstr

2023-08-07 19:20:45 CEST

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The only way to treat wings 👊🏾

2023-08-07 19:17:50 CEST

https://media1.giphy.com/media/s1UnnyPiANGGaLsWvp/giphy.gif @npub1fnn…4xnx has hooked me up with zapply pay! What a day! @npub1wxl…hcan

2023-08-07 18:46:36 CEST

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🤯 Just followed it! Thank you :)

2023-08-07 18:45:56 CEST

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Pork and Basil is a stellar combo 😍

2023-08-07 18:38:38 CEST

Okay. Clearly I was nervous for nothing about posting on here. I’m a complete tech noob in a sea of developers but they are all so helpful, feels like a safe space to be okay with not knowing & asking questions. 🥰

2023-08-07 18:36:41 CEST

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Thank you!!! Tried it and it worked! ✨🥳🥳🥳

2023-08-07 18:34:20 CEST

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THIS IS WHAT IT WAS!!!! Thank you!!!! @npub1fnn…4xnx please help me figure out how to zap this post 😅🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

2023-08-07 18:32:51 CEST

Todays experimental dinner, creamy pork pasta. I wish button mushrooms were more affordable here, or that I was a halfway decent forager. Not ready to risk lives by bringing in poisonous shrooms 🥲😅

2023-08-07 18:26:48 CEST

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I’m the furthest thing from a runner, but when I had to do the mile with my students, I loved how cushiony the Nike Pegasus Zoom was!

2023-08-07 18:25:49 CEST

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No, they show up as blurred squares for me until I click them.

2023-08-07 18:24:38 CEST

How does one @ people on plebstr please?

2023-08-07 18:21:38 CEST

I like the interface on plebstr and the fact that I can post gifs and see images easily, but I hop over to Damus sometimes because I can’t seem to get my @ ‘s to work on plebstr. I’d love to stick to one 🙃

2023-08-07 18:15:38 CEST

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😂😂 love the name @zapplepay

2023-08-07 18:15:02 CEST

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This is what I should do! Instead of picking up my phone and then getting lost in other tasks and forgetting to set the timer.

2023-08-07 17:54:46 CEST

I need to release my phone for 15mins so @manlikekweks can hook back up my ability to directly zap posts. I’m tired of just 🤙or having to go to profiles :(

2023-08-07 17:23:43 CEST

I’ve even tried remembering the “destination time”, eg, it’s 17:54, I need to take the pasta off at (quickly adds 8mins on my fingers) 18:03. But no luck. I 👏🏾 Will 👏🏾 forget.

2023-08-07 17:22:25 CEST

Anyone else set a bazillion alarms when cooking bc they never remind elapsed time? I put the pasta on, look at my watch, say alright it’s 17:54, take it off in 8mins, then next time I look at my watch I have NO CLUE what time I initially looked at it.

2023-08-06 18:03:29 CEST

Speaking g of cooking, yesterday I added a splash of buttermilk to an old banana bread recipe. Boy. Game changer.

2023-08-06 18:01:44 CEST

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This 🫣. I’d love to find other mums/homeschoolers/amateur cooks on here 🥰. Or…. Do I need to be the change I want to see? https://media3.giphy.com/media/9s3oG20W0ucdlOc6AW/giphy.gif

2023-08-04 13:09:12 CEST

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#note1j73…4t2k and he’s off. The BTC community really did it 🥲.

2023-07-22 13:02:47 CEST

In todays toddler tales, Sky tried to say “ladybug” and said “loopy butt” 😂. Day made.

2023-07-20 19:16:17 CEST

The first time @manlikekweks tried teaching me about sats and wallets, I thought I’d never understand, turned out to be ridiculously easy. I’m now sat with him to watch Guardians of the Galaxy 3 and I can say with all confidence I will NEVER fully comprehend Marvel timelines. I just watch, pretend I know what’s happening and enjoy the journey🥲

2023-07-18 17:19:22 CEST

What a beautiful day. (Home)school is back in session! We started on botany today. Honestly cannot wait to learn with the kids! Project one: build a mini herb greenhouse then project two: use the herbs to make soap.

2023-07-12 19:25:24 CEST

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If you need me to send you cute pics just say so 🥲🥲🥲🥲

2023-07-12 19:24:06 CEST

Watching Happy Feet for the first time and my heart is in pieces. Shambles. This movie is so sad 😭. The humans have just arrived on the scene 🤢

2023-06-27 17:51:13 CEST

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This website even has a quiz to help you figure out which android is best for you. Apparently I’d be happy with a Google Pixel 7A.

2023-06-27 16:37:50 CEST

Here like a stalker just crushing on him.

2023-06-27 16:35:54 CEST

You’ve never met a @npub1fnn…4xnx . I love watching him “dad”. 🥰

2023-06-27 16:33:21 CEST

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@npub1fnn…4xnx and I were talking about the switch this morning. It really DOES feel daunting. Glad there’s material out there just for this.

2023-06-25 19:19:24 CEST

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_7851126400096251251687713530.webp this space reminds me of The Secret Garden 🥰

2023-06-25 19:17:44 CEST

It’s lovely seeing snippets of other people’s days on here. It’s a big small world. I just went on the banana profile @Endcape and realized I’ve never tried clams!

2023-06-25 19:15:51 CEST

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#note1dvz…90s6 @npub1fnn…4xnx do you have this?

2023-06-25 19:13:23 CEST

There’s a train that passes along a hill behind our new home. It’s small and slow and I am SO excited to learn by observing it. I need to keep “track” (🤭) of when it passes.

2023-06-25 14:41:58 CEST

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Yea, I’m leaving Apple if they stop zaps. I just had a kind stranger buy me coffee from Germany while I’m in Arusha! Still mindblown.

2023-06-25 14:41:03 CEST

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I just saw the notification and I was MINDBLOWN 🤯🤯🤯. @ralf , what a guy! “Asante” for the coffee.

2023-06-25 14:39:09 CEST

Help me find Ralph please @manlikekweks ! I want to thank him. Can you tag him or something?

2023-06-25 12:34:07 CEST

@npub1fnn…4xnx ordered a burger and fries, I went with a (robust) chicken salad and garlic bread. Here’s hoping he shares his fries. 😶‍🌫️

2023-06-25 12:33:01 CEST

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@npub1fnn…4xnx https://media3.giphy.com/media/f3dRSiajsz8DLmt0KS/giphy.gif

2023-06-25 12:32:25 CEST

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_3407202388526264381687688839.webp 9,792 sats for this coffee. Took me too much googling to figure that out. Is there a place I can go to see sats to TZs easily?

2023-06-25 12:24:49 CEST

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Woohooooo! Café Latte on your stacks, Kweks!

2023-06-11 15:09:43 CEST

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😂😂busted!

2023-06-04 05:42:37 CEST

Good morning, i clearly fell asleep last night only a little way in to Jphn Wick 4 😂. The fight scene was going on for 15mins AND their clothes were bulletproof so there was no end in sight.

2023-06-03 20:07:13 CEST

The main character continues to let people die for him. It appears to me that John Wick is the villain.

2023-06-03 20:06:02 CEST

I keep assuming the conversations will end in peaceful resolutions, i forget this is an action movie :/

2023-06-03 19:43:39 CEST

Lots of “table” talk. Wonder if we’ll get to see a physical fancy table. If so, wonder what the table budget was 🤔

2023-06-03 19:42:23 CEST

So far it seems the main character is just….a murderer?

2023-06-03 19:41:53 CEST

Welcome to my running commentary. Be forewarned, action movies are NOT my thing 🥲

2023-06-03 19:41:08 CEST

Watching John Wick Chapter 4 with @manlikekweks

2023-05-28 00:55:36 CEST

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Im in!

2023-05-23 01:00:57 CEST

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How do i play bot or not?

2023-05-23 01:00:06 CEST

Next baby, i hope @manlikekweks can pay for all my icecream in BTC. Would be so wild to scan and pay at Shoppers 😳

2023-05-23 00:58:51 CEST

Pistachio ice cream with a teensy splash of lemon and some raw oatmeal sprinkled all over 😍. Invented as a pregnancy craving, STILL craved to this day.

2023-05-19 09:21:06 CEST

We finally beat this game!!! I’m a huge fan of cooperative games! 5 minute dungeon is still a top favorite, but Castle Panic is fun for younger players. https://nostr.build/i/8a1a2a862db59219ae2417145d921e7118bb01deb5d6fadbc25309a226f80e85.jpg

2023-05-18 20:21:27 CEST

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I cant wait to hear the collab 🥳

2023-05-17 07:41:08 CEST

When your husband finds a way to auto-zap you every hour 😂 https://nostr.build/i/d8a154aa247f2012e5defa6887558af144d1a666752e8bd2b67aadd8fafd738d.jpg