Dame Christina Pearl

I accidentally bought seeded grapes and now I'm pissed. What is the point? I have to use a grapefruit spoon to get the seeds out of the grape and then there isn't much grape left. 😡 🍇

2026-03-27 17:43:14 UTC

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All of our fur babies love it. The doggos followed him around for about 15 minutes "cleaning" him up. 😂 🐶

2026-03-27 14:28:32 UTC

I went to put a dab of coconut oil on my cat's back because he has a few scabs. It was warm yesterday and I didn't realize it had turned liquid. Poor kitty got an oil bath. He loves coconut oil, he'll be cleaning himself for hours. 🖤
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2026-03-26 21:18:02 UTC

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80s kid but yeah thanks - now it's in my head.

2026-03-26 18:56:02 UTC

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Isn't Megan Fox the one who has all the trans kids? Disqualified!

2026-03-26 18:26:21 UTC

I turn on the Cubs game and I have to see a Pritzker commercial? And I'm pretty sure they used AI (or some magic editing) to make his fat ass look thinner.

2026-03-26 11:31:32 UTC

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I had to call in sick today because I look like Woogie from There's Something About Mary (eye infection) but I was supposed to go through DEN 5X on my trip.

2026-03-26 11:28:08 UTC

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When and where is your return flight? I'm working on Sunday - not with @npub1rrg…nlsn though.

2026-03-26 11:26:48 UTC

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You know us Southwest folk fly to places all over the US (and beyond!), right? We just start and end in BNA - or wherever we are based.

2026-03-25 22:58:54 UTC

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OMG I was just at CVS to pick up a prescription (for a time proven, ageless medication) and I saw this. Also, a lady behind a not so private screen getting her booster shots. It was all I could do not to roll my eyes walking through the store.

2026-03-25 12:52:26 UTC

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Ahhhh math. It is confusing to me too. lol
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2026-03-25 12:40:32 UTC

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Most of what you said was gibberish to me but yeah! Why are movies like this??? I'm constantly turning up the volume to hear what the characters are saying, then turning down for action scenes. It's incredibly annoying.

2026-03-20 23:03:03 UTC

My dad's favorite TV show was WTR. I've seen every episode just by passing by as he watched TV. Our cat's name is Walker Texas Ranger and I still carry a WTR keychain in memory of my dad.
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2026-03-18 12:12:41 UTC

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That was definitely a "dead or alive" game for me. I had to look it up. Alive and younger than I thought. But still cringy.

2026-03-18 11:54:42 UTC

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Did they resurrect Whitney Houston?

2026-03-17 12:37:05 UTC

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True story. My dad used to deal weed and have my sister and brothers (all older than me) sell it to their friends. By the time he was older and no longer selling, and I was his caregiver, he used to say "I wish I would find a brick along the side of the road. I could sell that shit!" lol as if I would actually pull over and grab it for him. I don't know, I guess it would have made the old man happy. So yeah, a pillowcase is a lot.

2026-03-17 12:31:39 UTC

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Great clip. I really love MG as an actress - but as a director, and a spokesperson for feminism/women - just STFU. I still maintain that most performers are just that - performing monkeys. Just shut up and entertain me.

2026-03-17 11:46:26 UTC

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I come from a long line of weed smokers. Yes, a pound is a lot. I'd say enough to be dealing a little.

2026-03-17 01:14:07 UTC

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I never went on spring break in college. Maybe a couple of quiet trips with the cousins. I partied my ass off during college. I feel like I made the correct choices.

2026-03-16 19:21:30 UTC

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"Resplendent" might be my new favorite word.

2026-03-16 17:08:09 UTC

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I feel like he could have made that beautiful tribute while leaving politics out of it. Reiner was a cinematic genius but I don't care about his activism or politics. Hollywood will never get this.

2026-03-08 21:33:24 UTC

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I worked there in 91 but I feel ours stuck around for a few more years. I moved to Phoenix in 94, by the time I moved back to Indiana 4 years later, it was closed.

2026-03-08 20:42:33 UTC

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You must be a baby.

2026-03-08 00:56:43 UTC

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I bartended at Chi Chis in college. 🧉

2026-01-27 14:33:50 UTC

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I took this week off thank you very much.

2026-01-25 15:35:13 UTC

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I live right across the street from one of these parking lots in a rural area. I don't call the cops but secretly hope if they knock out the power lines by hitting one of the poles, they are severely injured.

2026-01-25 15:20:36 UTC

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I'm not on it so I don't refer to it as anything. Sometimes I get confused when people mention it because I left when it was still Twitter. 👵

2026-01-08 12:51:30 UTC

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I made the 66 mile round trip to Costco (that's right, 33 miles each way 🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️ ) 2 days ago with a short list and spent $400 🤦‍♀️ . Hopefully that takes us through the month.

2025-12-24 13:45:41 UTC

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My favorite uncle always gives cash. Even though I'm an adult, it's still fun getting his Christmas card and a crisp $100 bill. This is what he has been giving his nieces and nephews for as long as I can remember. 🎄 💵

2025-12-09 20:50:39 UTC

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I couldn't watch it. Kept thinking about Uncle Buck...
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2025-11-29 02:07:03 UTC

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I see they will be in South Bend on 1/31. Gonna try to make that happen.

2025-11-15 01:45:35 UTC

Had to stop and watch this. I have a friend who said she would never get the vax until Shapiro said it was okay. 🤦‍♀️ She couldn't understand why I never would. 💉

2025-11-14 02:57:11 UTC

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I was today years old when I heard that. My crash was in 90 - no fire, but they did use the jaws of life to get me out of the car. Also, I was leaving work early as a park director because my grandmother had passed away that day. Not a great day.

2025-11-13 13:02:49 UTC

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I used to commute from S. Indiana to MDW - Indy was always a day wrecker if I hit rush hour. Now I commute to BNA, traffic thru Louisville is a blip compared to Indy.

2025-11-13 12:45:29 UTC

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Indy rush hour is the worst.

2025-11-13 12:27:04 UTC

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I had a Fiero in college. Loved it. Got t-boned at a 4 way stop by a truck (Michigan driver) - survived!

2025-11-12 22:40:03 UTC

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From our backyard last night. Southern Indiana
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2025-10-26 21:58:09 UTC

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Just reading the headline but I kind of love this.

2025-10-26 21:57:13 UTC

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Same...
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2025-10-26 18:26:36 UTC

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Wait a second... Is it???

2025-10-26 14:56:11 UTC

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Yes, it looks very odd and I can see what you are saying about the windows. In Mishawaka (and South Bend) where I'm from there are some really beautiful old Catholic Churches. One thing I really miss...
A bunch of Germans and baptists down here in southern Indiana. lol

2025-10-26 14:45:44 UTC

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Is part of your church a greenhouse???

2025-09-28 02:03:39 UTC

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Not conversational at all.

2025-09-23 01:23:29 UTC

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To this day I can't watch this without laugh/crying and almost 💦 ing my pants. 😂 💀

2025-09-21 12:50:30 UTC

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2016 might have been a once in a lifetime for me. As a lifelong Cubs fan, I don't ever have high expectations. Sad but true.

2025-09-21 12:27:20 UTC

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I'm from Northern Indiana - went to my first Cubs game in grade school with die hard family of a classmate - I've never looked back. Except for my giant Ron Santo tattoo on my back. Headed to Cincy today to see if The Cub can redeem themselves.
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2025-09-21 01:25:00 UTC

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We are no longer friends.

2025-09-19 16:51:42 UTC

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So creepy.

2025-09-19 16:51:23 UTC

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Uggghhh

2025-09-19 11:43:58 UTC

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When I lived in Phoenix, I once walked up to my apartment door to be greeted by a tarantula. I had to call the superintendent before I would open my door.

2025-09-19 11:32:56 UTC

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Burn the place to the ground.

2025-09-06 16:57:01 UTC

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Disturbing. What about people trying to live their lives, go to work, go anywhere? Chicago is a shit show. Glad I don't work there any longer.

2025-08-19 23:11:53 UTC

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I've never used a drink cart so I can't give an honest opinion. SWA used half carts for about a year but I avoided the AC on which they were installed. I knew they wouldn't work with the SWA model.

2025-07-28 11:44:59 UTC

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I walked away from a "restaurant" in the DEN airport because they only serve plant based foods. I think I wanted a smoothie but they only had plant milks to make it with. 🙄

2025-07-22 19:58:37 UTC

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I think I should be on the board since you said "Prince" Charles wasn't valid. 🧐

2025-07-05 22:07:18 UTC

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You poke me, I poke you back.

2025-03-09 12:57:09 UTC

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I guess you could wear tights with a mini skirt but that defeats the leggy part of the equation.

2025-03-09 12:54:17 UTC

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Those are both the same season.

2025-03-07 14:12:39 UTC

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I mean... I have so many questions.

2025-03-01 00:01:25 UTC

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Any chance you're flying out tomorrow morning?

2025-02-19 18:15:28 UTC

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Mmmmm donuts.
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2025-02-01 14:47:39 UTC

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We used to be a 3 cat family, now we are a 2 dog, 1 cat family with the cat being the eldest. The dynamic is pretty amusing. It's a battle of who dominates during the day, but at night they all sleep peacefully together.

2025-02-01 14:30:25 UTC

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No. I don't think it will happen until later this year or early next year. Just speculation but I also don't think it will happen unless we merge with another airline. We are slow to upgrade any ticketing systems that would allow assigned seating.

2025-01-26 14:10:17 UTC

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🤢

2025-01-26 14:04:51 UTC

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Is he wearing his girlfriend's jeans here?

2025-01-06 23:59:24 UTC

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yikes

2025-01-06 23:52:07 UTC

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I don't find the picture.

2025-01-06 23:48:31 UTC

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I kind of understand why people in the back might stand up for a few seconds (to relieve the uncomfortable feeling of claustrophobia) but I never understand why they grab their bags and stand there waiting for 5-10 minutes.

2025-01-06 23:45:53 UTC

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I'm not even sure what 1 and 4 are!

2025-01-06 16:22:40 UTC

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Our kitteh is almost 15. Still going strong. We got him as a kitten (our vets grandson found him, and we ended up with him) and we had to bottle feed him. He's a strong SOB - He is aptly named Walker Texas Ranger. Definitely family.

2025-01-06 15:07:43 UTC

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How old is she?

2025-01-06 12:37:53 UTC

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Awwww, so sorry. We'll give our boys extra cuddles today in honor of Phoebe.

2025-01-05 18:46:05 UTC

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@npub18yr…0fsg must be snowed in.

2025-01-01 17:27:25 UTC

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I don't know why I feel competitive with Bandstra but..
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2024-12-31 14:46:30 UTC

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Do I need to resend mine, or am I good?

2024-12-18 17:36:19 UTC

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Add chocolate. chocolate covered nuts or drizzled pretzels.

2024-12-18 14:03:48 UTC

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2024-12-07 13:22:02 UTC

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I wish someone would make this about airline customers. From check in to arrival, there would be some real doozies.

2024-11-16 19:48:11 UTC

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that's what she said.

2024-11-16 19:45:23 UTC

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Have you Griswolded the house yet?

2024-11-14 20:39:05 UTC

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my husband loved it. Walked in on me watching episode 2, season 1 and he was hooked.

2024-10-20 23:43:20 UTC

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My niece makes me keep snapchat. She says it's the only way she can keep track of me. 😂 Also, I didn't see the halloween outfits on the bitmoji app, only on snap.

2024-10-20 23:36:29 UTC

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I just tried to unsuccessfully stalk you on Snapchat. 😂

2024-10-19 18:08:26 UTC

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Where is GB? Green Bay?

2024-10-19 14:06:36 UTC

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When they tell you who they are, believe them.