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Last Notes

2026-07-11 18:01:56 UTC

Did you have an ice cream today? #poll

2026-07-09 08:37:24 UTC

Support the bin!
"Unlike some politicians with their £5million war chests (and ITV detective series back-catalogues), I'm an entirely independent space warrior. I donated all profits from my London mayor campaign to charity, but I'd love to be able to keep fighting the intergalactic fight. Any amount of support is hugely appreciated. I've got lots of plans for future endeavours. Watch this hyperspace!"
#ukpol #binface #CountBinface
https://ko-fi.com/countbinface

2026-07-06 17:53:35 UTC

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thank you, i did

2026-06-22 06:36:46 UTC

Could we please at least tag ai images so I don't need to keep blocking people. Thank you

2026-05-19 18:46:12 UTC

I have a game on my ipad where you can try to save the world from a plague outbreak. It should be easy but when you impose lockdown everyone gets angry and stops doing what you tell them. So you have to tread really carefully and hopr science can find a cure faster than idiots spread the disease.

2026-05-02 07:39:09 UTC

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are we not allowed to criticize the police now? I'm still angry about the fact that they've shot and killed a man through a door when they were supposed to be protecting people

2026-03-29 16:57:21 UTC

Trifle. (with jelly not alcohol)

2026-03-02 08:13:55 UTC

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do other people not read reply threads? am I odd? I shall do a poll and find out

2026-03-02 08:06:35 UTC

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I usually click on the toot to see all the replies. Because I don't want to reply with something that's already been said. So I see all public replies

2026-03-02 08:04:32 UTC

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surely not if they reply publicly? I see lots of people's replies.

2026-02-23 08:36:45 UTC

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as I get older and because of disability, I'm finding ebooks are great. Not big and heavy to hold and you can choose your print size.

2026-02-23 07:17:25 UTC

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I read books on my kobo every day. Paper books less often unless I'm in the middle of a good one obviously. I read daily. Just usually on kobo

2026-02-22 06:41:23 UTC

What's that place where you go to get your clothes washed? #poll #pleaseBoost

2026-02-15 08:49:47 UTC

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I feel sad for them. I worked in a hospital during the mmr scandal and needed to vaccinate my baby. Information was really hard to come by to refute what we now know were lies. We opted for separate vaccines in the end (at great expense) but later she had the mmr booster. But I feel for family's that Andrew Wakefield terrified. I know this was years ago but it's had a knock on effect for people. The situation is horrible now. I think we need public information folks. I'm sad they ever stopped. So many things people think they know but don't. And I'm sure ai✨️ will make it worse

2026-02-14 07:53:27 UTC

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it's honestly bizarre, because everybody I spoke to, just regular people, said how is any of this terrorist activity? How are they a terrorist organisation? Nobody thought they were terrorists, and yet still the government used that. talk about a bloody sledgehammer to crack a nut!

2026-02-13 17:10:42 UTC

One star? This is literally the best review I've seen of @npub19rt…adh9 ever! [@vagina_museum](https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum )
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/064/424/337/004/449/original/7e560f78c6ffd100.jpeg

2026-02-12 23:11:20 UTC

Just been going through things I saved on my phone that made me laugh. May i present...Jeff
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/060/180/061/129/837/original/dc429fe32ce3c53d.jpg

2026-02-07 07:09:15 UTC

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just butting in to say we use these for magazine style stapling https://amzn.to/3OqYlVY at work

2026-02-02 13:00:10 UTC

Can we stop being patronising about old people do you think? Thanks. Some old people are not tech literate. As are some young people. Some old people have been using computers longer than tech bros have been alive. So let's stop the 'old people need IT help' trope. Thank you.

2026-02-01 08:17:45 UTC

The rain it raineth on the just
And also on the unjust fella;
But chiefly on the just, because
The unjust hath the just’s umbrella.

2026-01-27 18:37:18 UTC

What's your favourite cat colour? #poll #PleaseBoost #CatsOfMastodon

2026-01-27 12:24:21 UTC

Remember. Every time the government suggests "under 16s should not " about the internet they mean "everyone should provide legal id before they can"
Under 16s should not access social media
Everyone should provide legal id before they can access social media
Etc etc

2026-01-23 07:34:05 UTC

Without and with ad blockers on a news website
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/943/246/380/675/488/original/c9a29ac5ccddb068.jpg
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/943/246/455/525/666/original/bd0b007168d01a75.jpg

2026-01-22 05:54:24 UTC

Why Vivaldi's Anti-AI Browser Is Great News For Humanity
AI is absolutely everywhere, but what if you don't want it? One browser company has stated that it will remain blissfully AI-free.
Vivaldi has stated that it will not add AI to its browser, citing concerns about accuracy, ethics, and the environment.
https://www.lifewire.com/why-vivaldi-s-anti-ai-browser-is-great-news-for-humanity-8672526

2026-01-19 08:22:49 UTC

How much did you spend on your wedding. #poll #pleaseBoost

2026-01-19 07:00:04 UTC

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when I was in America, my friend bought 3 packs of girl scout cookies to share with me, and it was the most underwhelming moment of my life. as a British person they are just regular biscuits, they are not even remotely exciting. I was so sad. I'm sure they're for a good cause and all, but I'd rather just give them the money and buy some better biscuits.
#unpopularopinion

2026-01-16 17:01:15 UTC

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Jesus was a radical and a rebel, why do they think he got crucified?

2026-01-16 08:36:23 UTC

#news 'Baby, don't move':
#Australia
In the middle of the night on Monday, Rachel Bloor stirred in her bed to find a heavy weight curled up on her chest.
Half asleep, she reached out for her dog - and instead found herself petting a smooth, slithering object...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdex34930r4o

2026-01-15 06:52:37 UTC

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the more I see, the more convinced I am he's just a selfish greedy narcissistic idiot

2026-01-11 09:49:07 UTC

Oh. OK I take it back. Looks like slop* is going to be actively encouraged on ##forkiverse so an instance block is going to be the only way forward i guess.
Well that escalated quickly
*AI slop is digital content made with generative artificial intelligence, specifically when perceived to show a lack of effort, quality or deeper meaning, and an overwhelming volume of production for content reasons. It is a form of synthetic media usually linked to the monetization in the creator economy
https://theforkiverse.com/@hardengine/115866167381799531

2026-01-11 09:18:08 UTC

Don't make me tap the sign
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/875/710/859/635/015/original/5dd5685282196268.jpg

2026-01-11 09:03:20 UTC

When did everything start being subscription. Maybe I just want to buy a thing. Maybe I just want to watch one thing. Maybe I just want to listen to one thing. Maybe I don't need 1463578 regular payments coming out of my account on payday

2026-01-08 15:30:21 UTC

Once again I am reminded of this
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/860/184/390/268/329/original/54b0c49fe62442e2.jpg

2026-01-04 07:05:13 UTC

If you are unable to read a newspaper online because of a paywall don't forget to see if you can use Pressreader free with your library card. (Or via your university, council, or company employer) https://www.pressreader.com/foryou

2026-01-01 18:40:59 UTC

How about a little fridge or no fridge poll thread? Feel free to boost and play along. I will name a thing and we will vote on where it should be kept. Fridge or no fridge.
I realise eggs will polarise nations. But let's give it a go....
#poll #PleaseBoost
Let's start with ketchup, tomato sauce.

2025-12-28 19:41:42 UTC

Quick poll. Feel free to boost but it's only going to be active for 6 hours. #poll
Have you blocked mastodon.social?

2025-12-28 14:32:02 UTC

When was the last time you used actual money in a shop? #poll

2025-12-27 08:47:07 UTC

I don't think I've every wanted a company newsletter.
No really.
I used your company once to buy a thing. Why would you now assume i want a weekly newsletter? Why am I opting out and not in? Grow up. No one cares

2025-12-27 08:08:45 UTC

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I fully expect a reform government next election. Purely because of how appalling both main parties are. And how stupid the general population is. That's a bit harsh, maybe 'easily led' is more accurate. Most people are easily convinced by people repeating lies.
I'll be voting green. I'd love them to win but even they are really only doing well because of a charismatic outspoken leader

2025-12-26 08:14:06 UTC

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But my daughter, who used to be fast food restaurant manager, said i should have poured salt on it. Salt onto oil soaks it up and makes it sweepable .
However I can vouch for cillit bang degreaser as an excellent tile cleaner.

2025-12-26 08:09:54 UTC

If you drop a glass bottle with 1l of oil in it in a tile floor it leaves a huge slippery lethal mess.
Ask me how I know....

2025-12-22 11:16:23 UTC

Looking at new washing machines and why the fuck are washing machines wifi connected! My washing machine does not need WiFi. Wtf.

2025-12-12 07:05:21 UTC

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and it's because of that breach I'm now with @npub1ajf…rx6k

2025-12-06 16:42:43 UTC

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I joined the Greens and until they disappoint me that's where I'm staying
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/673/613/070/208/422/original/c99cf002673463de.mp4

2025-12-02 06:46:48 UTC

When watching a film in a language not your own do you prefer... #poll #pleaseBoost

2025-12-01 07:44:05 UTC

Are you a frequent flyer? #poll #pleaseBoost ✈️

2025-12-01 07:42:33 UTC

When was the last time you took a flight to anywhere for any reason? #poll #pleaseBoost (and don't get picky on the time descriptions because you know full well what I mean in the limited characters)

2025-11-28 18:59:44 UTC

#poll You are filing a hot water bottle, are you using ...

2025-11-27 18:29:24 UTC

Any book crossers on fedi?
#bookcrossing #bookstodon #books 📚
https://www.bookcrossing.com

2025-11-24 21:17:40 UTC

The Internet is broken and the inventor of the World Wide Web wants to fix it.
Tim Berners-Lee is calling for a return to a decentralized Internet and stronger data privacy.
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-03859-y

2025-11-23 08:38:15 UTC

#Israel has violated #Gaza truce nearly 500 times in 44 days, killing hundreds.
Some 342 civilians have been killed in the attacks, with children, women and the elderly accounting for the majority of the victims.
#news
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11/23/israel-has-violated-gaza-truce-nearly-500-times-in-44-days-killed-hundreds

2025-11-15 21:41:50 UTC

COURIER has compiled the 20,000 documents from Epstein's estate, released by the US House Oversight Committee on November 12, 2025, into an easily searchable repository.
#uspol #epstein #Trump
https://journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/search?collection=092314e384a58618&p=1

2025-11-14 22:39:51 UTC

Wait. If there are no more US pennies, what about all the souvenir penny squashing machines!

2025-11-07 07:11:22 UTC

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one of my favourite sayings comes to mind, about the danger of constant measuring without action. 'you don't fatten a pig by weighing it'

2025-11-07 05:53:14 UTC

I woke up imagining an enormous crocheted dolly like the ones for toilet rolls, but for wheelie bins. Cheer up the street a bit
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/506/851/486/489/653/original/55059528208430e3.jpeg

2025-10-29 09:03:54 UTC

Morning-after pill now available for free in pharmacies across England #News ##GoodNews
Women across #England will be able to get the morning-after pill free of charge in pharmacies from today.
The move – hailed by officials as the biggest change to sexual health services since the 1960s – is expected to be innovative in making care more accessible.
Emergency #contraception is free from most GPs and sexual health clinics, but can cost up to £30 from pharmacies.
From Wednesday, however, the pill will be available for free from almost 10,000 community pharmacies without the need for an appointment with a family doctor or clinic.
https://www.itv.com/news/2025-10-29/morning-after-pill-now-available-for-free-in-pharmacies-across-england

2025-10-14 06:53:12 UTC

Unicorn bride marries Kenny from South Park at Portland ICE protest
#portland #Inflatables
https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/10/unicorn-bride-marries-kenny-from-south-park-at-portland-ice-protest.html

2025-10-04 08:58:08 UTC

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in my opinion, the government should bring back safety information.m Films and public information films, they should be teaching people.So they can make informal choice.

2025-10-04 08:51:50 UTC

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who decides what's healthy? Melons, pretty high in sugar. cheese is high in fat. Nuts are, well they are in all sorts of things. Twiglets are very high in vitamin b and fibre, but dreadful for salt

2025-09-30 10:55:41 UTC

I bought some extremely small skulls. So that I could make it look as though I'd been fertilising my rubber plant with the blood of my very tiny enemies
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/292/876/709/221/058/original/9bdb716a87f58347.jpg

2025-09-22 05:51:16 UTC

What search engine does everyone use. Duck duck go went all ai and shows pages of msn scraped news now so I've moved to Ecosia. But what else should I try?
Edit: I also added mojeek as an option
Extra edit. I'm happy for people that love DDG but you can stop trying to convince me. I'm asking about other search engines
#searchEngines

2025-09-16 15:50:24 UTC

I've booked to get my flu and covid jabs! Yay!
I have to pay about £120 because I'm young (🤣 59) and not vulnerable but still ...

2025-09-16 14:09:43 UTC

Judge dismisses terrorism charges against Luigi Mangione - BBC News
A judge in New York state has dismissed two terrorism charges against Luigi Mangione, the alleged killer of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
Judge Gregory Carro also ruled second-degree murder charges against Mangione could stand during a hearing on Tuesday morning.
He said prosecutors had failed to establish that there was enough evidence to justify terrorism-related murder charges that they sought against Mangione.
#news #Luigi
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4y2p8qq5qo

2025-08-29 05:51:24 UTC

The rain it raineth on the just
And also on the unjust fella.
But mostly on the just because
The unjust stole the just's umbrella 🌂
🤣

2025-08-22 15:31:44 UTC

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£8.98/kg and £14.98/kg but the cheaper one is locked!

2025-08-22 15:17:13 UTC

Asda are locking up the beef. But only some beef. I asked the rationale and the lady at the til laughed. She had no clue.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/073/071/424/388/561/original/f079ce3f80d1ebfe.jpg

2025-08-18 06:38:21 UTC

The Guardian: UK’s first transgender judge seeks rehearing of supreme court case on biological sex.
“The court reversed my and 8,500 other people’s sex for the whole of equality law … We are now two sexes at once. We are told we must use dangerous spaces such as male changing rooms and loos when we have female anatomy. If we are raped we must go to male rape crisis. We are searched by male police, to ‘protect’ female police from, I assume, our female anatomy.”
#TransRights #news
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/aug/18/transgender-judge-supreme-court-case-biological-sex

2025-08-15 15:50:44 UTC

Someone on a large WhatsApp group I am in just said. ...
They are anti vax because ...
..
"Your immune system is the best vaccine. "
..
And i didn't know where to start with a reply so I just laughed at them.

2025-07-25 05:08:42 UTC

Today in "humans never grow up" news. I present these 3 gigglesome headlines about Uranus.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/912/137/051/845/277/original/7b6f0753d95cd0f5.jpg
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/912/137/110/249/698/original/68bddb7a338593a1.jpg
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/912/137/162/176/031/original/c29c2b39a43dddc5.jpg

2025-07-18 05:02:58 UTC

London Evening Standard: London library forced to briefly close after fox 'made itself comfortable' inside
The only fox news I'm prepared to read
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/richmond-twickenham-library-foxes-b1238568.html

2025-07-10 20:06:42 UTC

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Best news ever. I added marmite to my food delivery and the marmite supplied is GAY!
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/830/747/851/031/958/original/c65554a63c772d0a.jpg

2025-07-03 18:58:27 UTC

Oh no! I've run out of marmite! 😱

2025-06-22 06:03:00 UTC

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/725/494/932/920/820/original/66f12d8603cacbf4.jpg

2025-06-21 12:22:22 UTC

#showyourstripes
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/721/322/786/827/981/original/71528afdbb5d4b56.png

2025-06-21 07:43:19 UTC

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I closed the curtains on the sunny side of the house, but actually it just got stifling hot with the heat on the curtains. I drew them and open the windows and a huge breeze blew through the house.So the curtain thing isn't always true.
I couldn't have the curtains closed and the windows open due to the wind.

2025-06-17 06:32:08 UTC

I thought #DrWho fans would like this
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/697/298/699/669/368/original/b3b76ae9dcbf0a8d.mp4

2025-06-12 17:43:12 UTC

FTM means both female to male and full time mum. Which is confusing.
What happened to SAHM ? can't we use that any more?

2025-05-26 14:31:08 UTC

I've baked a cake
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/574/610/989/761/819/original/2e6084639d9a243a.jpg

2025-05-23 05:46:03 UTC

Question for tattooed people. I've been hearing a lot that men and women feel the pain of tattooing differently. I'm interested in if you think getting inked hurt.
For me, it doesn't hurt at all. It just tickles.

2025-05-21 05:44:02 UTC

🎻: Couple who illegally built £1,000,000 home ordered to tear it down
#news
https://metro.co.uk/2025/05/20/couple-who-illegally-built-1000000-home-ordered-to-tear-it-down-23118569/

2025-05-16 07:04:31 UTC

So, America didn't treat a woman because she was 9 weeks pregnant and they were worried for her baby. So she died. And now they are keeping her body alive on "life" support to incubate the baby. The baby has multiple health issues and might not be viable. AND they are making her family pay the medical costs for this horror story. (The family do NOT want all of this)
Before she died she was a mother and a nurse.
#AdrianaSmith
Wow. Just wow

2025-05-05 11:01:51 UTC

Right. Google apps here assuming because I'm interested in *checks notes* refuse collect apps, i might also fancy some lesbian dating.
Is this a thing? Lesbians, please confirm your bin interests
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/454/879/386/611/484/original/224efab20e53179c.jpg

2025-05-03 16:46:22 UTC

Peanut butter poll. There can be only one. #poll #PeanutButter please boost.
If you are allergic please just quickly scroll .
💉 - EpiPen

2025-05-03 08:24:29 UTC

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have you looked at Habitica? https://habitica.com/static/home

2025-05-03 08:20:23 UTC

#Mango - Mango Languages.
Dropping #Duolingo because they are going all out AI? (Replacing staff with AI )
You can find Mango Languages for free through thousands of public libraries, schools, and other community organizations. See if you have free access through an organization near you.
https://mangolanguages.com/find-mango/

2025-05-03 08:03:12 UTC

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we need a crab museum/vagina museum collaboration [@vagina_museum](https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum )
Omg. I missed it! They've done it! https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/112914505348632607

2025-05-02 05:11:24 UTC

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no idea if you found a way to do it. But the moshidon app has the option as standard. So they might have the answer @npub1rx6…pdar

2025-04-30 07:10:17 UTC

Oddly, not The Onion
Lindsey Graham Backs Trump to Be the Next Pope: 'Trump MMXXVIII!' - Newsweek
Republican Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina on Tuesday threw his support behind President Donald Trump to become the next pope.
https://www.newsweek.com/lindsey-graham-trump-pope-2065931

2025-04-29 11:02:30 UTC

The UK's only ever judge to publicly say they are transgender is planning to take the government to the European Court of Human Rights over the Supreme Court's ground-breaking ruling on biological sex.
Dr Victoria McCloud, who stepped down from court last year, said the judgement and equality watchdog's new guidance violated her human rights and she felt "contained and segregated".
She said the court had failed to consider human rights arguments that would have been put by trans people and the judgement had left her with the legal "nonsense" of being "two sexes at once".
#news #TransrightsAreHumanRights
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9qw2149yelo

2025-04-29 05:35:08 UTC

Submissions — Conduit Books
Submissions of fiction (novels and short story collections) & memoirs are open from Thursday 1st May to Friday 31st May 2025.
Please send the full manuscript (and/or a proposal for a memoir), a short synopsis and a covering letter.
#authors #bookstodon #GetPublished #MaleAuthors
https://www.conduitbooks.co.uk/home-1-1-1

2025-04-25 22:27:49 UTC

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Will these frogs ever notice the water is boiling?

2025-04-25 05:21:51 UTC

International travelers are dramatically reducing their visits to the U.S.
Some vacationers from the most historically reliable countries of origin, like the United Kingdom and Germany, have chosen not to visit the U.S. Travel from those countries declined by as much as 29% in March.
#news #trump #travel
🌟Good work people! 🌟
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/travelers-going-to-united-states-less-due-to-trump-tariffs-rhetoric-rcna201640

2025-04-22 07:20:38 UTC

Why is it that websites refused to understand the only reason we're using ad blockers is because they upped the number of ads, blasted them everywhere, with pop-ups and sound, and movement, and flashing lights, and God knows what else.
A couple of static ads has never been a problem.

2025-04-22 06:23:25 UTC

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I'm surprised Russell brand isn't putting himself forward

2025-04-19 16:16:11 UTC

Thousands of trans rights activists gather in London after Supreme Court ruling on definition of a woman
#news
https://news.sky.com/story/thousands-of-trans-rights-activists-gather-in-london-after-supreme-court-ruling-on-definition-of-a-woman-13351664

2025-04-18 09:37:58 UTC

T shirt of the day, on the back it says "help help I'm being repressed"
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/358/291/114/223/691/original/cebc101f95eecfa3.jpg

2025-04-17 21:33:58 UTC

Fighting fund for trans rights.
Let's take action #TransRights #TransRightsAreHumanRights
https://goodlawproject.org/crowdfunder/fighting-fund-for-trans-rights/

2025-04-10 20:14:13 UTC

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a proper fry up. All day breakfast. (I'm going to a local cafe to get one for lunch on Saturday)
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/315/489/975/053/646/original/6650b3acfc5b11ac.jpg

2025-04-09 07:57:49 UTC

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I speak to a lot of Chinese people on red note and the people I speak to there very much trust their government and will put up with anything that they impose if they think it's for the good of the country and the people in the country

2025-04-07 08:20:29 UTC

I think fizz is a Disney princess
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/295/700/635/686/204/original/a4743293972274d8.jpg