Armadillo Rancher

https://nicecrew.digital/users/ArmadilloRancher

Cringe Boomer memes are my specialty

Public Key

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Profile Code

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2026-04-30 03:55:26 CEST

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What about the night in jail and the broken shoulder......what kind of monetary value do you attach to those?

2026-04-30 03:27:09 CEST

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2026-04-30 03:25:41 CEST

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Tanya......the hawaiian chick that has a "Stay Away" order against Jonny.

2026-04-30 02:54:18 CEST

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I would try to get a selfie with Tanya.
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2026-04-30 01:56:15 CEST

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2026-04-29 22:15:55 CEST

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W
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2026-04-23 04:18:54 CEST

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What's the old saying about owning a boat?
"The two best days of boat ownership are the day you buy it, and the day you sell it."

2026-04-18 16:03:23 CEST

#Caturday
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2026-04-14 00:14:22 CEST

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Uh oh....
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2026-04-11 02:53:22 CEST

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LOL. That's true......Jersh would have to declare Total Retard War.

2026-04-11 02:50:29 CEST

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I wonder if quarterpounder knows about Elissa Clips?
She posts a lot of KC stuff.

2026-04-11 02:47:39 CEST

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Looks like Hambly kept his word and got the Kino Casino Clips channel removed from Youtube....
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2026-04-11 00:01:15 CEST

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LOL, it didn't stop Rekieta.....and they appear more and more to be cut from the same cuck/coke cloth.
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2026-03-31 17:07:00 CEST

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It was a Lebanese shawarma truck....
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2026-03-25 03:33:38 CET

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> I'm not gay
.....but twenty bucks is twenty bucks?

2026-03-22 20:42:43 CET

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2026-03-20 19:09:27 CET

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I'll be seeing you soon.....
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2026-03-16 22:21:26 CET

Happy Gary Plauche Day!
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2026-02-22 02:33:39 CET

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2026-02-22 02:04:33 CET

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2026-02-16 02:04:57 CET

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???
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2026-02-15 23:50:25 CET

@HockeyDoxie
@[email protected]
@UnCL3
@npub18x7…wqs3
@npub1scu…es43
@Captain80s
@JollyR
@npub167m…s94p
#note1jns…hmua

2026-02-15 23:22:25 CET

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Jonny, FYI:
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2026-02-15 23:13:04 CET

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Jonny is going to need to get a bottle of sex lube before he tries to seduce one of those dusty old crones he lives with now.

2026-01-31 17:50:06 CET

#Caturday
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2026-01-21 19:35:53 CET

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2026-01-11 01:54:37 CET

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FYI: I'm not entertaining any Fedi death threats for the month of January.
Get back to me on Feb. 1st.

2026-01-11 01:49:41 CET

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2026-01-10 22:20:30 CET

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2026-01-10 19:19:50 CET

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2026-01-07 05:29:00 CET

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What song are you gonna use for your entrance theme?

2026-01-02 02:41:25 CET

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2025-12-29 01:23:38 CET

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Am I to surmise that @HockeyDoxie touched @npub1ukl…wvw6 in his hypothetical No No Square !?!?!?!

2025-12-02 03:34:05 CET

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At least Jonny isn't wearing the underwear @HockeyDoxie sent him.....or, he may be wearing it, but we can't see it (thank goodness).

2025-12-02 03:29:58 CET

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!!!!
Our "No Jonny January" meme has been turned into merch!
#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-12-01 18:04:56 CET

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2025-11-22 18:12:25 CET

#Caturday
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2025-11-14 19:08:22 CET

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Don't forget the Jonny plushie....
#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-11-10 05:12:26 CET

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If only I knew of a Coonass that I could make into a Tabasco wielding warrior?......[Sarcasm] This may be difficult. [/Sarcasm]
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2025-11-07 22:00:02 CET

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Tanya.......and don't forget about Chady, the owner of the Byblos shawarma food truck.
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2025-11-07 18:20:35 CET

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2025-11-07 00:17:50 CET

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2025-11-06 23:51:33 CET

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???
#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-11-06 22:46:50 CET

@npub1ukl…wvw6
#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-10-17 18:49:09 CEST

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Bri'ish pizza, innit?
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2025-10-01 02:06:07 CEST

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2025-09-25 21:37:10 CEST

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2025-09-19 03:39:32 CEST

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2025-09-17 00:55:47 CEST

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2025-09-17 00:45:33 CEST

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2025-09-16 21:44:22 CEST

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2025-09-16 19:44:19 CEST

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2025-09-13 20:04:10 CEST

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From one of the Fox News chicks....
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2025-09-12 23:37:44 CEST

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says its pretty good with a little mint sauce, innit.

2025-09-12 20:05:06 CEST

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> I wont yuck your yum
I've never heard this phrase before.....is it Welsh-Canadian?

2025-09-11 23:57:10 CEST

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2025-09-11 18:30:41 CEST

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Internet sleuths are saying the graphic on the guy's shirt if from the Disabled Veterans National Foundation..... but, you can get those shirts from places like ebay.
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2025-09-11 18:20:35 CEST

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FBI just released some pics of a 'person of interest"....
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2025-09-07 02:07:31 CEST

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2025-09-07 02:01:27 CEST

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I'm not even sure why he's in Hawaii......he doesn't surf, he never brings home any beach bunnies, and he doesn't solve any mysteries with Rick, T.C., and Higgins.
He just kinda hangs out in his kitchen all day.

2025-09-07 01:09:41 CEST

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Jonny is supposed to be saving himself for that space-ussy that's going to invade us in November.
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2025-09-06 23:25:26 CEST

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You can't see Kiki's forehead because of her bangs.
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2025-09-06 23:17:23 CEST

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I got some diesel (on road) last month and it was $3.56.

2025-09-06 23:12:05 CEST

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I could probably find it a little cheaper if I paid attention. I drive by 8 gas stations on my way home from work, but honestly, I use the one that's the easiest to get in and out of.

2025-09-06 23:00:07 CEST

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$2.80 here, when I fueled up yesterday.

2025-09-06 03:33:20 CEST

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Crystal Head vodka was started by that Ghostbusters actor Dan Aykroyd.....
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2025-09-05 07:04:03 CEST

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I believe Yonni......I mean Jonny.....is a South Dakota jew.
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2025-09-04 03:25:58 CEST

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So you're saying OP likes the cock?

2025-09-03 07:33:36 CEST

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I'm sure the 3/4th bottle of Captain Morgan you had just consumed had nothing to do with it.

2025-09-03 07:18:31 CEST

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Your food truck privileges are revoked, jew.
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2025-09-03 06:56:38 CEST

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Captain Morgan knows their customers.
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2025-09-03 06:50:07 CEST

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Have you heard Jonny's album?
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2025-08-29 16:25:37 CEST

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2025-08-29 16:20:15 CEST

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Yer mom is in here with me.....
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2025-08-27 23:50:59 CEST

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2025-08-25 04:01:40 CEST

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I just don't see how someone with so much forehead can have such a bad memory.
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2025-08-25 03:54:59 CEST

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Why is Kiki the way she is?
It's been three months, and we still haven't gotten that forehead pic....
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2025-08-25 01:53:36 CEST

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Close.....he's grooming cats.
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2025-08-25 01:17:53 CEST

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I should think that Hockey would prefer some chili spaghetti.
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2025-08-25 00:03:19 CEST

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a good 50-60% of Decayable users have "potentially Fr*nch" in their profile tag?

2025-08-24 23:58:47 CEST

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2025-08-24 21:26:48 CEST

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LOL. I lived in a 24' travel trailer for a couple years back in college, and my shower was at least twice as big.....
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2025-08-24 21:18:11 CEST

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And his shower is too small for him to have sex in it, even by himself.......much less with someone else in it with him.
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2025-08-10 04:51:22 CEST

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Kiki forgot to add the juggalo face-paint, too....
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2025-08-09 19:35:29 CEST

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2025-08-08 19:12:20 CEST

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2025-08-08 19:09:16 CEST

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2025-08-02 23:48:52 CEST

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You could just shorten it to Forbidden D......but that doesn't really sound much better.

2025-08-02 07:38:07 CEST

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Can we play Mortal Kombat instead?
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2025-08-02 07:20:35 CEST

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Jonny is all caught up in his feelings again (Captain Morgan), so there's no use hitting him with any facts right now.

2025-08-02 06:00:00 CEST

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Jonny only knows golf....
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2025-08-01 20:20:45 CEST

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I found body cam video of Matty.....
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2025-08-01 17:01:12 CEST

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All I know is that Jonny would definitely tap that gray space-ussy.
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2025-08-01 16:30:34 CEST

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Jonny disagrees......
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2025-07-31 19:38:57 CEST

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Jonny is 5' 8" and lives in Hawaii.....so that checks out.
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2025-07-30 23:06:04 CEST

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I've seen Sui when he's angry.....
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2025-07-30 21:10:12 CEST

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No.....he's like a foot taller than Dan & Gunt, so we got a pretty decent perspective.

2025-07-30 21:08:22 CEST

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Somebody had to film it !!!

2025-07-30 21:07:37 CEST

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YOU LEAVE COG ALONE !!!!
Cog and Dan brought us Portugal 2......that's got to count for something.

2025-07-19 00:04:54 CEST

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Maybe put it to a poll?
Which band gets a chick's panties wet?