Carolen 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Nice try 🙄
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2026-04-16 13:09:09 CEST

STOP NOTICING
A woman was raped by a 'group of men' in Epsom last Saturday, the police have refused to provide any description of them (which tells you exactly what we all know) on the grounds of not having "sufficient information" 🤔
Now they have sent in the riot squad against a protest in the town about that refusal 😡
Asking people not to speculate about the identity of the suspects, saying: "This may lead to additional tensions within our local communities."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c77m5nvyz7vo

2026-04-15 08:13:34 CEST

"Legal advisers help migrants pose as gay to get asylum, undercover BBC investigation finds"
In other news, ursines routinely defecate in forested areas
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c937wldkkw8o

2026-04-09 13:21:44 CEST

Bluebell wood 🤗
Proper native ones, too, not the invasive Spanish variety
Would have been nice to get up close but met and got chatting to the landowner and while she was perfectly nice she was very keen I should not leave the path
Seems the grockles are fond of trampling over them to get photos and the native plants take a long while to recover from crushing
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2026-03-28 10:15:06 CET

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I don't know what, if any, legal penalty there is over here but it is highly socially unacceptable not to pick up after your dog
Trouble is, too many owners then sling the poop bag into a nearby bush rather than dispose of it properly 🙄 it's a real problem especially in urban environments
Country folk are a lot better 😊

2026-03-18 13:25:05 CET

Finally watched KPop Demon Hunters last night
Enjoyed it more than I thought I would
Also, Derpy Hooves is no longer my favourite Derpy
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2026-03-13 22:24:56 CET

Atomium Death Ride
Oh my God. I actually did this, back in 2010. Was in Brussels with a friend sightseeing and from a distance we saw people on top of the structure, ziplining down. Of course my reaction was 'sod that'
Ended up at the foot of it towards the end of the day and my friend dared me to try. Asked the man how much and he shrugged and said '€20' and like an idiot I went for it
I remember the base of the line being secured not to an anchor, but a lorry 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXV3fMW5diU

2026-03-09 12:11:02 CET

Best petrol price in my area now 6p/litre (22.7p/US gallon, 26.7p/UK gallon more than it was 10 days ago 😑

2026-03-04 17:12:49 CET

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🤔
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2026-02-27 23:21:02 CET

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OK fine
it takes less than 5 minutes to drive on to a forecourt, fill up your petrol car, pay and drive off without having to fanny around waiting for your car to charge and 'enjoying a break' (which is how they sell it) plus them trying to incur extra cost for a coffee , rather than just getting on your way to your destination
Maybe just me, but the thousands of extra minutes that EV drivers incur charging on a daily basis might not be good for the economy?

2026-02-27 22:49:44 CET

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those R5s are really nice to look at but I need to drive >400 miles a day sometimes and can't afford long charging breaks
Petrol still the king

2026-02-19 13:36:16 CET

I am really hoping that by throwing Andrew under the bus, the Royal Family will finally cause people to wonder what other shady shit these people get up to behind the scenes and what would happen to them if they weren't protected by the system
And then demand other Royals receive the same treatment
It would be deliciously ironic that if, by opening one of themselves up to ridicule/prosecution, they managed to being the whole sorry edifice down

2026-01-09 01:07:37 CET

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sadly, nothing I can lash the bins to with bungee cord like some do

2025-12-09 09:32:10 CET

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obesity, they have removed sugary drinks from free refill offers. We already pay quite a few sin taxes e.g. a normal coke costs a few pennies more than a diet or zero-sugar equivalent
They have also forbidden sweet things like chocolate bars from being part of multi-buys or BOGOF
Nanny state, innit 😖

2025-11-21 22:09:44 CET

😬
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2025-11-03 16:26:34 CET

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I would do but this practice is both good and reasonably priced... Finding a good dentist in this country is difficult enough, without making life more difficult for myself. Anyway it's not like I'm looking at her while in the chair

2025-10-22 22:38:09 CEST

Stabber on Netflix/ The actual stabber of a Catholic child in the UK
https://x.com/hayasaka_aryan/status/1981012292868452701#m
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2025-03-10 14:27:22 CET

"Je vais pousser - en triomphe terrible - en Russe, avec mes 'water slides'"
#iykyk
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2025-03-10 14:09:05 CET

Victorians believed that children should be seen but not heard, and as modern parents we pride ourselves on being more enlightened. We are horrified by the parenting not just of the Victorians but of our own parents and grandparents. Thank goodness we know better, we think.
But the prevalence of screens in the fingers of even our youngest children gives the lie to this. What we really want is for our children to sit still and shut up. And mobile devices are the answer
https://thecritic.co.uk/the-return-of-victorian-parenting/

2025-03-07 17:58:18 CET

Turns out there is a local Tunisian liqueur called Thibarine
It's very nice 🍹
https://www.tasteatlas.com/thibarine

2025-03-07 16:24:52 CET

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indeed. Better safe than sorry

2025-03-07 16:14:45 CET

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it's (hopefully) benign
FWIW I've had a mole on my arm that's a similar colour and shape but twice the size since I was a child. Doctors just say 'let us know if it changes texture or colour' but otherwise seem unconcerned.
Fingers crossed it's nothing 🤞

2025-03-07 10:43:08 CET

Wow, straight through passport control, no queues
Way easier than getting in to Europe, these days
#tunisia

2025-03-07 07:01:06 CET

It's at times like this I think of this video ✈️
https://youtu.be/oAHbLRjF0vo

2025-03-07 06:23:09 CET

Easyjet have this place sewn up
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2025-03-07 05:46:02 CET

The Wetherspoons is busy this morning
#freecoffeerefills

2024-12-24 12:12:31 CET

That's me
#geocaching
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2024-12-02 23:03:20 CET

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well probably not but I get your drift

2024-11-27 20:25:04 CET

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals group asking a pub to change its name, claiming it is offensive to foxes.
They wrote to owners of The Sly Old Fox on Hurst Street, Birmingham, saying the name was "derogatory".
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5mym9l1e5o

2024-11-25 16:58:45 CET

This is my shocked face 😐
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2024-11-17 22:14:18 CET

He should have no rights
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2024-09-19 09:46:24 CEST

☠️☠️ Kill it with fire ☠️☠️
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gv0rvx0dvo

2024-09-17 23:24:35 CEST

UK license fee payers have to fund paedophilia
Just saying
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2024-09-13 12:26:45 CEST

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🙏 best wishes to him and you all

2024-09-13 09:46:37 CEST

Somebody painted their sheep 🐑
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2024-09-04 12:07:54 CEST

"France sees Channel migrant deaths as a problem of Britain's making"
Well they would, wouldn't they
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9v8272vkxpo

2024-09-04 08:20:46 CEST

Car makers are rationing sales of petrol and hybrid vehicles in Britain to avoid hefty net zero fines, according to one of the country’s biggest dealership chains.
This means someone ordering a car today at some dealerships will not receive it until February, he said.
“The new car market is no longer a market, unfortunately. It’s a state-imposed supply chain.”
https://archive.is/lIP2B
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2024-08-28 08:14:55 CEST

BBC TV presenter Jermaine Jenas sacked immediately after found he sent inappropriate messages to two colleagues
BBC Radio Presenter David Aaronovitch still has his job after tweeting "If I were Biden, I'd hurry up and have Trump murdered on the basis that he is a threat to America's security"
https://www.newsnationnow.com/entertainment-news/media/bbc-host-biden-trump-murdered/