"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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Last Notes npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I suppose a lot of it depends on whether they were using Coldcards themselves and not just flashing the freebie they may have received as part of the sponsor deal because if that was the case, they were as much at risk as their followers were. As Jeff Booth so often says, the problem is us. We can sniff out superficial or outright paid reviews on Amazon but just assume that a chiseled bitcoiner with a blonde streak could possibly have enough time to deep-level inspect every single product they review (the editing of which by itself is probably an enormous time-suck). We all got got. #nevent1q…sffs npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Another possible dangerous assumption is that muh institutions that people like Cardone and Saylor have so much faith in were/are using little more than Coldcards. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Too bad they couldn't have gotten John McAfee to declare the Coldcard 'un-hackable', it might not have taken so long for this vulnerability to be exposed. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Self custody is what it's gonna take to keep the rehypothecation wolves at bay. Without it, Bitcoin is just digital paper gold. You didn't get lazy and leave your stack on an exchange. You put in the work and got a big shit sandwich for your troubles. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Me when coworkers tell me how much they spent for 1 week at the beach 🤣 https://youtu.be/aU7NZzlrHAY npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Can't even remember the last time I saw one of those toilet lid covers. Everybody used to have them 🤣 #nevent1q…7egs npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen It's been the most reliable client for me. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen If your bitaxe was mining to a coldcard address don't forget to change it. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Is lightsats.com broken for everyone else? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Low priority question but what the heck are we supposed to do with these 24 washers? 🤔 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen A while back, maybe a year ago, there was a video of an arrest and the suspects list of seed words was caught by the arresting officer's bodycam. Someone suggested the guy's stack might still be safe if he also used a passphrase. Someone else recommended against using a passphrase but I can't recall the reason given. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen August should be renamed 'July pt 2' npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen The one from Pulp Fiction 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Can't imagine what's happening behind the scenes on the legacy financial side if this is happening to Bitcoin. #nevent1q…du5y npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I know it's not the same thing but this feels like discovering that the gold coin you bought was just plated tungsten. I guess it's better to endure such things now vs 10 years from now. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen For multiple reasons which we haven't fully considered, this Coldcard mess is more serious than it appears on the surface. For at least the last five years, common advice used to talk newbies off the ledge during price crashes has been something to the effect of "Stop looking at the price, buy the bitcoin, move it to cold storage, and go on with life." To the extent possible for users of nostr clients and boostagram-enabled podcast apps, that has been my practice. - DCA - move it to Coldcard - go on with life The Coldcard vulnerability demonstrated for me Thursday night through Friday afternoon that this strategy is no longer wise. If this mess weren't so serious I'd find it funny that half of the sats on my Q were in fact migrated there from paper wallets generated before I had enough conviction or disposable income to invest in a hardware wallet. Almost no one in my circle of influence back then understood either the Lightning Network or UTXO dust, but didn't let that stop them from scaring the crap out of newbies over theft or rehypothecation risks of leaving the bitcoin-equivalent of a few days' pay on an exchange. Anyway... here we are on this 213th day of 2026. I have no idea what kind of bitcoin-related products or services will replace the CoinKite ads used by so many podcasters and YouTubers but I think this incident is a good reminder to take reviews and endorsements with a grain of salt. These last couple days reminds me of Mark 8:36: "For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?" Replace 'soul' with 'sanity' and it becomes clear that if we're not careful, the technological challenges of Bitcoin itself could unintentionally replace the melting ice cube of fiat in robbing us of our scarce time. Also, to struggling content creators operating exclusively on the V4V model, I suppose the consolation prize is you get to keep your soul. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen All of this makes me wonder if Satoshi foresaw this problem and whether that's why they moved on to other things. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I use the app to remote login to the web version and all works well until my phone screen turns off npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://blossom.primal.net/f91eb30c19c7c8ba69a1d7cee76487a22ad1501c0c40e3a82702c285e40d8662.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/77a0bca6df5aad2f2ba139c1c8c25419b69f6d98059b2e17ff44e0422eaa3c4b.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Even more impressive that it dropped in price against printed pieces of paper npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Not sure it was the screen size so much as having to re-purchase the same song to get the video that hurt it. Up to that point, my biggest TV was a 20" on the other side of the room so the iPod's tiny screen didn't bother me that much. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I remember back when Apple announced the iPod Video and the availability of music videos in the iTunes store. I kind of expected a resurgence in the popularity of music videos, especially since the device offered users the choice between watching or listening. That resurgence didn't really happen, at least not to the level of '80s MTV glory days. As a small consolation we now have video podcasts hosted mostly by dudes with faces fit for radio 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 22 minutes in and I remember why the M5M never mentions this podcast. RIP JCD [No Agenda Show] 1889 - "Producer's Tribute to JCD" https://podcastaddict.com/no-agenda-show/episode/229107176 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Don't need an OS to make me hate using my phone. That's what the touch screen is for 🤣 #nevent1q…u5gk npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen http://youtube.com/post/UgkxVe8BeDbi32LHHECQsTyjxZoxleZUuZEN npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen GPT recommends: 1) stack first 2) hardware wallet 3) run a node but presumes all low-income stackers have an excess of free time. https://blossom.primal.net/090b041b7d4575592e47ad230da00ffafda634617f5f281dd0b567ed89e793e7.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen What's REALLY Going On In DC, With Guest Sen. Rand Paul! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpvYGoGg1TY npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Primal app's remote signer thing is so annoying I'm considering generating a dedicated keypair/identity just for desktop. It's either that or scrcpy. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen A History of FLAC - The Free Lossless Audio Codec - Josh Coalson - ADC 2025 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb1STRW56s npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen More like radicalizing janitors who have to try to scrub the effing thing before it flushes away the toilet bowl cleaner 🤬 #nevent1q…h5pf npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 👍 https://youtu.be/Q1RTELDnF08 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Gonna miss JCD never passing up the opportunity to remind us that the United States and New Zealand are the only countries that allow Big Pharma direct-to-consumer advertising 👍 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Once this BIP-110 stuff has passed, I genuinely hope bitcoiners will be able to abandon this annoying practice of using their podcasts and YT channels for daily Twitter catfight analysis. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "Phishers of men" 😂 [Nutshell Sermons] Not All The Virgins Are Wise https://podcastaddict.com/nutshell-sermons/episode/153647463 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlEuO5BzoK4 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://blossom.primal.net/59d88179bd8044e5c73e0be290ab008a57c3d745479576464085b6c33718f4d5.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Drain pipe repair https://youtube.com/shorts/_MniwCvurAE npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Can AI help you choose the right scanner? https://youtube.com/shorts/h0SMM6vrMto npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Are there models better because they're communist or because they don't observe Daylight Saving Time? 🤣 #nevent1q…xnjw npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://blossom.primal.net/5368205ed1e31b73ef049b938f426ffe0e6af9c18368a607e7c5e14a07d70a83.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen The second pillar on the page admits that China probably gained unauthorized access to data related to your voter registration. The bottom of the page encourages you to submit an email address to stay updated 🤡 https://www.whitehouse.gov/election-integrity/ npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 🤔 https://blossom.primal.net/a5b27acf394863486f01a68e003fdaf831012a0710cfaf4f15650219b348c849.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "Remember? They rolled the TV in, it happened, we watched it as kids and then they kinda went on with the math lesson." https://youtu.be/Or3bJ23432o npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Legacy payment system can't make up its mind whether it wants you to swipe, insert or tap to pay, meanwhile Lightning lets you simply scan a QR. #nevent1q…7l5h npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I agree with this but at the same time, I've basically burned all my social capital with friends and family at this point. Between free speech alternatives to Twitter and FB who ended up bending the knee, to custodial lightning providers who decided the US market wasn't worth the risk after I'd already loaded their wallets with free sats. All of my recommendations get the same response now: "No more new apps!" npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Integrity. https://youtu.be/m_aZlyHqUIc&t=1499 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "Keto" oreos are the food equivalent of Glenn Close's character from 'Fatal Attraction'. 🤮 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen When you think about the origins of podcasting, it feels weird that we've become so dependent on 24/7 internet access that you could probably carve out a niche with a podcast app that specializes in nothing more than reliable 'off-grid' playback. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Would it be possible to build a pocket mesh node out of an old Zippo lighter case? Or would the metal interfere with the signal? 🤔 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://blossom.primal.net/9c0adff9c8d2930b35cac21920438741d925c6375683d4968b33e7ad68387108.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "Gallagher for President" 26:00 https://youtu.be/FwcmLAR6xRQ&t=1560 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Do you try to camouflage your #mesh repeaters or do you just install them and hope they don't catch the eye of thieves and vandals? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "I was using some grout and mildew cleaner. On the back it said 'use only in a well-ventilated area.' If the area was well-ventilated, there wouldn't be mildew!" - Gallagher npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen A private messenger that demands a phone number 🤡 https://blossom.primal.net/45fd4e98aea7cc71f2826dcff5bf683785f21109158ac32e249bd9c292a71551.jpg #nevent1q…q7us npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://blossom.primal.net/6235341e3e5787ce08bc2059a2283e9de3ff8b144a6d43e368e95660c3579bc6.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://blog.meshcore.io/2026/07/04/help-us-save-meshcore npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 100k gold certificate https://americanhistory.si.edu/collections/object/nmah_742353 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Happy birthday, Mr. Assange! npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 🤔 "No inspection-ready unit ever survived combat, and no combat-ready unit ever survived inspection!" npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen To prove I'm too dumb to be a bot, I recently wasted an hour waiting on some cordless drill batteries to recharge because I forgot that I own a 40-pound portable generator and a corded drill 🤦♂️ The worst part is this is the same generator that I check and test-run 4X a year to make sure it's ready if I ever need it 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Directives... Advice... This reminds me of the forked tongue BS that every Tom, Dick and Harry with a labcoat spouted during the pandemic. "Oh they're just guidelines, so that means they're voluntary, right?" "No." #nevent1q…w7uu npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 177 countries get US foreign aid https://youtu.be/VBXDPUhyjEg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen More confusing than Celsius: women's clothing sizes 🤣 "Blue-eyed murder in a size-5 dress" npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Apparently the folks who build things out of metal hold their suppliers to a higher standard than the folks who build things out of wood. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Serves me right for running a 30 year special on dick 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Just once I'd like to shake my pecker at the wife and have her react the same way she does when she notices a sale on butter 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 15 years ago we were promised that in 15 years we'd automatically ring up our groceries simply by dropping them into the shopping cart. Instead, the future we got was trying to wrangle a week's worth of groceries through a self checkout designed to handle 10 items or less, powered by a Pentium 2, while the latest and greatest in compute is used to power the overhead surveillance camera which hopefully isn't recording our debit card's PIN or running facial recognition so some intel agency can determine whether our companion is spouse or lover. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Flashbacks to those weirdos in high school who were all about a band until the cheerleaders started listening to it 🤣 https://youtu.be/O3PQ3ZixOvo npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 7800 sats for an 8 foot pressure treated 2X4 😞 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Hell that's like half the power consumption of a 600 GH/s Bitaxe Supra 🤣 "A daily difference of around 6Wh isn't that big of a deal when considering a single wired charger versus a single wireless charger." #nevent1q…epsj npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Having trouble understanding how infrastructure can be less important than the services that rely on it. I mean, every time Cloudflare sneezes, half of the internet catches a cold. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen h/t: Casey Ladelle's cabover Pete 🤣 https://blossom.primal.net/e5e074fe52954a55f4040afae2c7659fe21e0c4ecd5604c24cc8312ec01edc08.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Replace "actually" with 'mostly' 🤣 #nevent1q…x7j6 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://blossom.primal.net/fa6d97aec1a012b22c5d1a28cdd5e826fd6f3d311d5313195daccb1957590c5d.jpg #nevent1q…qd3z npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen RIP John McAfee "I don't know what they did. It was like the time I hired that Bangkok prostitute to do my taxes while I f'd my accountant. It was terrible." npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen It's crazy how fast society's concerns for melting glaciers vanished with the arrival of ChatGPT npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen If ChatGPT is correct, it took gold 46 years to 10X from $300 to $3,000 🤔 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Hundreds of people going the wrong way on a one-way street, not the least bit worried about being black-bagged by CCP thugs or a torpedoed social credit score over the most minor infraction. https://youtu.be/A4bh9sgPrcA&t=2901 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen This might work better on something narrow like the cover screen of the Samsung Fold. My phone with a simple case is about 30% wider than the iPod Classic. Still a pretty cool app. #nevent1q…kyhp npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Good advice https://youtube.com/shorts/OWDdr_nU6b0 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Is this the first time a sitting member of Congress questioned whether the FBI does such things? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen What's going on now? 🤦♂️ npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Similar to what we keep seeing whenever government forces employers to provide some new benefit, it becomes increasingly cheaper to just reduce staffing, pay overtime and work everyone until they drop. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Pretty sure you could get the whole bike for that price back in the 80s https://legendbikeco.com/products/2025-legend-bike-co-former-pro-frame-and-fork npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen How in the world would it handle situations where the site or app chokes during the password update process? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen May have to swallow my pride and return to X, or at least Gab. Tired of getting all my current events from podcasts and YT, and nostr runs like a mower with a dirty carburetor. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen So basically it took a dip below 2021 highs to get you low time pref wizards to entertain the possibility that we weren't just being a bunch of negative nellys for having the audacity to question why a seemingly endless series of bullish news for Bitcoin over the last couple years hasn't resulted in face-melting price increases? Welcome to Team F*ckery-afoot https://youtu.be/NyWQuAImEI4 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Interesting endorsement of Signal 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLfwBGQ5JE8 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen You forgot masochists lol npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "HELP WANTED: Make-up/latex expert who can make a robot hooker assassin look young enough that a politician would want to bang it." npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "It's pronounced 'E-Ron', not 'eye-ran.'" - someone who says 'nuke-yoo-ler' or 'soh-security' npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen The Virginia Attorney General's office just informed us that the Virginia State Police intend to enforce Universal Background Checks for private sales IN DIRECT DISREGARD OF THE COURT ORDER HALTING ENFORCEMENT! https://www.vcdl.org/va-alert-5-28-2026-breaking-vsp-violates-court-order-another-ca-added-to-list npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen One day the Lightning Network will be as reliable as her bra 🤣 https://youtube.com/shorts/TO6EqGjyJDA npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Kinda like the idea of renaming the satoshi but not to 'bitcoin'. I think we should troll the world and start calling them 'dollars'. "One hundred million dollars in a bitcoin." I like the sound of that 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Forget USD, they need to start pricing BTC in windshield wiper blades. WTF 🤬 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen My FBI agent watching me ask AI if global thermonuclear war would be enough to drive poison ivy to extinction https://blossom.primal.net/f989ae492f846805e6f0d69e5c340aa14378ee139e4cca0fc88ab1638a9029ab.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 100 sat zap costs a 3 sat routing fee. Almost the same percentage my local country store charges to pay with plastic. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I'm sure the monthly subscription price of the 'no corrective lenses' add-on for your NeuraLink implant will be reasonable. "Please add a valid payment method to re-activate the Tinnitus Suppression feature." 🤣 #nevent1q…h33g npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Wish I could remember the podcast that discussed some town in New England ordering thousands of dollars a week (maybe even per day) from Amazon for "refugees". npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen One caveat before replacing your donut with a full size spare is jack up the car, remove a tire and check how it fits in the trunk in place of the donut. Some automakers aren't just too cheap to include a full size spare, they're also too cheap to give the car any meaningful trunk space. #nevent1q…8u7l