"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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Last Notes npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Can't imagine what's happening behind the scenes on the legacy financial side if this is happening to Bitcoin. #nevent1q…du5y npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I know it's not the same thing but this feels like discovering that the gold coin you bought was just plated tungsten. I guess it's better to endure such things now vs 10 years from now. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen For multiple reasons which we haven't fully considered, this Coldcard mess is more serious than it appears on the surface. For at least the last five years, common advice used to talk newbies off the ledge during price crashes has been something to the effect of "Stop looking at the price, buy the bitcoin, move it to cold storage, and go on with life." To the extent possible for users of nostr clients and boostagram-enabled podcast apps, that has been my practice. - DCA - move it to Coldcard - go on with life The Coldcard vulnerability demonstrated for me Thursday night through Friday afternoon that this strategy is no longer wise. If this mess weren't so serious I'd find it funny that half of the sats on my Q were in fact migrated there from paper wallets generated before I had enough conviction or disposable income to invest in a hardware wallet. Almost no one in my circle of influence back then understood either the Lightning Network or UTXO dust, but didn't let that stop them from scaring the crap out of newbies over theft or rehypothecation risks of leaving the bitcoin-equivalent of a few days' pay on an exchange. Anyway... here we are on this 213th day of 2026. I have no idea what kind of bitcoin-related products or services will replace the CoinKite ads used by so many podcasters and YouTubers but I think this incident is a good reminder to take reviews and endorsements with a grain of salt. These last couple days reminds me of Mark 8:36: "For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?" Replace 'soul' with 'sanity' and it becomes clear that if we're not careful, the technological challenges of Bitcoin itself could unintentionally replace the melting ice cube of fiat in robbing us of our scarce time. Also, to struggling content creators operating exclusively on the V4V model, I suppose the consolation prize is you get to keep your soul. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Elon, how's that gold-over-Tor teleportation device coming along? 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen If my screen turns off or I even briefly switch from Primal app to another app and back, the web version stops working npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen All of this makes me wonder if Satoshi foresaw this problem and whether that's why they moved on to other things. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I use the app to remote login to the web version and all works well until my phone screen turns off npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://blossom.primal.net/f91eb30c19c7c8ba69a1d7cee76487a22ad1501c0c40e3a82702c285e40d8662.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/77a0bca6df5aad2f2ba139c1c8c25419b69f6d98059b2e17ff44e0422eaa3c4b.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Even more impressive that it dropped in price against printed pieces of paper npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Not sure it was the screen size so much as having to re-purchase the same song to get the video that hurt it. Up to that point, my biggest TV was a 20" on the other side of the room so the iPod's tiny screen didn't bother me that much. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 22 minutes in and I remember why the M5M never mentions this podcast. RIP JCD [No Agenda Show] 1889 - "Producer's Tribute to JCD" https://podcastaddict.com/no-agenda-show/episode/229107176 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Don't need an OS to make me hate using my phone. That's what the touch screen is for 🤣 #nevent1q…u5gk npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen http://youtube.com/post/UgkxVe8BeDbi32LHHECQsTyjxZoxleZUuZEN npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen GPT recommends: 1) stack first 2) hardware wallet 3) run a node but presumes all low-income stackers have an excess of free time. https://blossom.primal.net/090b041b7d4575592e47ad230da00ffafda634617f5f281dd0b567ed89e793e7.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen What's REALLY Going On In DC, With Guest Sen. Rand Paul! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpvYGoGg1TY npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 👍 https://youtu.be/Q1RTELDnF08 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Gonna miss JCD never passing up the opportunity to remind us that the United States and New Zealand are the only countries that allow Big Pharma direct-to-consumer advertising 👍 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Once this BIP-110 stuff has passed, I genuinely hope bitcoiners will be able to abandon this annoying practice of using their podcasts and YT channels for daily Twitter catfight analysis. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://blossom.primal.net/59d88179bd8044e5c73e0be290ab008a57c3d745479576464085b6c33718f4d5.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Drain pipe repair https://youtube.com/shorts/_MniwCvurAE npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Can AI help you choose the right scanner? https://youtube.com/shorts/h0SMM6vrMto npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Are there models better because they're communist or because they don't observe Daylight Saving Time? 🤣 #nevent1q…xnjw npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://blossom.primal.net/5368205ed1e31b73ef049b938f426ffe0e6af9c18368a607e7c5e14a07d70a83.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen The second pillar on the page admits that China probably gained unauthorized access to data related to your voter registration. The bottom of the page encourages you to submit an email address to stay updated 🤡 https://www.whitehouse.gov/election-integrity/ npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 🤔 https://blossom.primal.net/a5b27acf394863486f01a68e003fdaf831012a0710cfaf4f15650219b348c849.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "Remember? They rolled the TV in, it happened, we watched it as kids and then they kinda went on with the math lesson." https://youtu.be/Or3bJ23432o npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Legacy payment system can't make up its mind whether it wants you to swipe, insert or tap to pay, meanwhile Lightning lets you simply scan a QR. #nevent1q…7l5h npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I agree with this but at the same time, I've basically burned all my social capital with friends and family at this point. Between free speech alternatives to Twitter and FB who ended up bending the knee, to custodial lightning providers who decided the US market wasn't worth the risk after I'd already loaded their wallets with free sats. All of my recommendations get the same response now: "No more new apps!" npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Integrity. https://youtu.be/m_aZlyHqUIc&t=1499 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "Keto" oreos are the food equivalent of Glenn Close's character from 'Fatal Attraction'. 🤮 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Would it be possible to build a pocket mesh node out of an old Zippo lighter case? Or would the metal interfere with the signal? 🤔 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://blossom.primal.net/9c0adff9c8d2930b35cac21920438741d925c6375683d4968b33e7ad68387108.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Do you try to camouflage your #mesh repeaters or do you just install them and hope they don't catch the eye of thieves and vandals? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "I was using some grout and mildew cleaner. On the back it said 'use only in a well-ventilated area.' If the area was well-ventilated, there wouldn't be mildew!" - Gallagher npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen A private messenger that demands a phone number 🤡 https://blossom.primal.net/45fd4e98aea7cc71f2826dcff5bf683785f21109158ac32e249bd9c292a71551.jpg #nevent1q…q7us npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://blog.meshcore.io/2026/07/04/help-us-save-meshcore npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Happy birthday, Mr. Assange! npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 🤔 "No inspection-ready unit ever survived combat, and no combat-ready unit ever survived inspection!" npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen To prove I'm too dumb to be a bot, I recently wasted an hour waiting on some cordless drill batteries to recharge because I forgot that I own a 40-pound portable generator and a corded drill 🤦♂️ The worst part is this is the same generator that I check and test-run 4X a year to make sure it's ready if I ever need it 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen More confusing than Celsius: women's clothing sizes 🤣 "Blue-eyed murder in a size-5 dress" npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Apparently the folks who build things out of metal hold their suppliers to a higher standard than the folks who build things out of wood. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Just once I'd like to shake my pecker at the wife and have her react the same way she does when she notices a sale on butter 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 15 years ago we were promised that in 15 years we'd automatically ring up our groceries simply by dropping them into the shopping cart. Instead, the future we got was trying to wrangle a week's worth of groceries through a self checkout designed to handle 10 items or less, powered by a Pentium 2, while the latest and greatest in compute is used to power the overhead surveillance camera which hopefully isn't recording our debit card's PIN or running facial recognition so some intel agency can determine whether our companion is spouse or lover. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Hell that's like half the power consumption of a 600 GH/s Bitaxe Supra 🤣 "A daily difference of around 6Wh isn't that big of a deal when considering a single wired charger versus a single wireless charger." #nevent1q…epsj npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Having trouble understanding how infrastructure can be less important than the services that rely on it. I mean, every time Cloudflare sneezes, half of the internet catches a cold. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Replace "actually" with 'mostly' 🤣 #nevent1q…x7j6 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen If ChatGPT is correct, it took gold 46 years to 10X from $300 to $3,000 🤔 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Hundreds of people going the wrong way on a one-way street, not the least bit worried about being black-bagged by CCP thugs or a torpedoed social credit score over the most minor infraction. https://youtu.be/A4bh9sgPrcA&t=2901 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Is this the first time a sitting member of Congress questioned whether the FBI does such things? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Similar to what we keep seeing whenever government forces employers to provide some new benefit, it becomes increasingly cheaper to just reduce staffing, pay overtime and work everyone until they drop. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Pretty sure you could get the whole bike for that price back in the 80s https://legendbikeco.com/products/2025-legend-bike-co-former-pro-frame-and-fork npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "HELP WANTED: Make-up/latex expert who can make a robot hooker assassin look young enough that a politician would want to bang it." npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen One day the Lightning Network will be as reliable as her bra 🤣 https://youtube.com/shorts/TO6EqGjyJDA npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I'm sure the monthly subscription price of the 'no corrective lenses' add-on for your NeuraLink implant will be reasonable. "Please add a valid payment method to re-activate the Tinnitus Suppression feature." 🤣 #nevent1q…h33g npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Wish I could remember the podcast that discussed some town in New England ordering thousands of dollars a week (maybe even per day) from Amazon for "refugees". npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen One caveat before replacing your donut with a full size spare is jack up the car, remove a tire and check how it fits in the trunk in place of the donut. Some automakers aren't just too cheap to include a full size spare, they're also too cheap to give the car any meaningful trunk space. #nevent1q…8u7l npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I bought an iPhone back when they were AT&T only. Kindly pass that retard award this way 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen If they needed the assistance of space technology to prevent Cackles from winning, we are doomed. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Immensely grateful that base layer bitcoin isn't as unreliable as all of the other decentralized stuff in my life npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen So f*** everybody who doesn't have time to pour over a guide, right? We can forgive an-caps for not doing their own brake jobs or plumbing but no excuse for not running your own node? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Tried the garlic spray trick. It worked for about two weeks. Made the yard smell like pizza lol Per gallon of warm water: 1/4 cup granulated garlic powder 1/2 tbsp citric acid 1/4 tbsp liquid soap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wowzt49R3NE npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen That's not entirely accurate in my experience. Alby rent you the hardware then it's on you to put life on hold and play LN code monkey every time something stops working. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen It feels like we put the V4V cart before the horse re: nostr and definitely re: podcasting 2.0. I think even today Alby is still the only wallet that works with Podverse. Everybody clamored to WoS then they had to pull out of the states. Then Alby switched to a cloud deal that most new-coiners just don't get enough value from to justify the subscription price. It's already asking a lot to get normies to 1) download Primal, 2) write down their 12 words, 3) figure out how to turn fiat into sats to load into the wallet. #nevent1q…e9gy npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "They're saying Bitcoin is like gunpowder. Let's ban it!" - Virginia General Assembly, probably... #nevent1q…3tum npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "Fire authorities believe the fire was caused by the lithium battery." Well it sure as hell wasn't caused by the headphone jack 😞 #nevent1q…u43s npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen HRCC weighs in on MeshCore trademark dispute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgzTjjLRhDE npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen So close! #boobs #noagenda #nevent1q…0h6x npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 🤣 https://blossom.primal.net/6ed5b7277ab33479404f1a11eb8e2aa6a7669ba6bac0a4159d647db6a10b23fd.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen When I was young, I was dismayed that Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver. Now that I'm older, I wonder what was going on in his life to make him so desperate for that money? Was he in debt to bad people? Was he like Cypher from the Matrix, exhausted and disillusioned with the hard life of a disciple? Was he like so many working poor today, one lay-off, car problem or E.R. visit away from homelessness? Was he too proud to just ask Jesus for financial help? Had he not heard the account of Jesus and the disciples paying the group's taxes by catching the fish with the coin in its mouth? What was the income tax rate for money derived from the mouths of fish? How much of a capital gain was realized between the time the fish was caught and the taxes paid? Was Jesus allowed to claim a deduction on the depreciation costs of the net? Were the disciples who caught the fish considered employees or independent contractors? Were they required to wear slip-resistant safety sandals while fishing? When Jesus fed the multitude with only a few loaves and fishes, was an inspector on-site to ensure he didn't exceed the allowable number of rat turds per loaf, and that the disciples wore sanitary gloves while dispensing the food? Did the food baskets have a certified weight rating? Did the disciples get trained on bending of the knees, not the back when lifting the baskets? When Jesus rode into Jerusalem on the donkey, did he have to wear a helmet? Did the disciples have to wear road-guard vests? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Any other Avalon miner owners here? Have you noticed a problem with the Avalon Family app struggling to maintain a connection to your miner, specifically the Mini 3? It's always seemed to have an issue where upon first opening the app it shows all running miners as disconnected but usually it goes away after a few seconds. After updating to Android 16, the app struggles to stay connected though. This is particularly frustrating because coming out of winter prohibits running the Mini non-stop. I need it to run based on room temperature but that's hard to do when the app won't maintain a connection to the miner long enough to adjust the shut-off temperature setpoint. #asknostr @nprofile…62jx npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Somebody said that if you divided the total supply of sats by the total estimated human population, each person would only get ~265k ($200). If AI agents are stacking too, that equal distribution number will keep getting smaller and cost more to reach. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Ginger, English accent, and craps on DST ❤️ https://youtube.com/shorts/Ob6TqiEKlDQ npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 💯🤣 https://blossom.primal.net/3d435be0385ee8da6ee4b89e862b526209581e619539b335aeca9b9426b4f2c6.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeX22LnKdFY npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Meanwhile I gotta pay a 30% routing fee on a 10 sat zap. We're never gonna get true micropayments are we? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Do you guys feel safer? 🤔 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen What's the obsession with apps anyway? Jump out of Amazon or YT for a few minutes, come back and half the time it's lost my place and sent me back to the home page. Never have this problem with my mobile browser. It can retain the page I'm on even through a phone reboot. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Marriage tip: you don't need viagra. You need a secret backup stash of all the personal care crap she uses every morning. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen My bicycle helmet may look gay but you spent your whole life working for money that pedophile politicians borrowed into existence and then taxed you for earning npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Near as I can tell, everybody went back to X and started throwin claws over something called bip 110 and some chick named Gloria 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen When I look at the alternatives I'm pessimistically bullish on Tesla and EVs in general. Spend seven years paying off a gas guzzler that's gonna start leaving you stranded in year-4 or at the very least start failing annual inspection. Take it to the dealership for service and get fleeced. Find an old mechanic whose parking lot resembles a junkyard. No question he can fix it but when? Lease something and let the dealership worry about keeping it running? I feel like Neo in the interrogation room: "Tell me Mr. Anderson, what good is right to repair if you can't find parts?" 🤬 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Quick to report the cost to replace the jet but not a peep about the cost to rehab the 15 wounded GIs. https://www.rt.com/news/636638-iran-us-spy-plane-saudi/ #nevent1q…ncxu npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Wish it was possible to use AxeOS with the Avalon models because the Avalon app isn't nearly as responsive or informative. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Tony Franklin - Jelly Roll - Bass Only Version https://youtu.be/HyL_xReNhXI npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Weird Al should make a Heart parody about an elderly woman who keeps getting her junk waxed. Call it 'Bare Old Coota' 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Regional news outlets running stories about TSA agents in the area having to hit up the local food banks. Crazy that back when my kid was a baby the TSA didn't even exist. Months before the government created a job called TSA agent, Google and the internet were destroying the last remnant of a private sector occupation called Directory Assistance Operator. There were no news reporters asking my wife how we planned to survive the destruction of her industry with a house payment, car payment and a new baby. No clout-seeking 'charities' handing out gift cards. God and family helped us keep food on the table. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Trump leave his Amazon app open? 🤣 #nevent1q…su3j npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen While the FCC’s Covered List makes it sound like the US is banning all “routers produced in a foreign country,” it’s defined a bit more narrowly than that. It’s specifically banning “consumer-grade routers” as defined in NIST Internal Report 8425A, which refers to ones “intended for residential use and can be installed by the customer.” https://www.theverge.com/news/899172/fcc-foreign-router-ban npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 💯 https://blossom.primal.net/1d892f1136316d43a30d177508919538c36a40c9b3aaf3850d58cbc933cc4974.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://www.historicstjohnschurch.org/the-speech npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen It's hard to feel optimistic about even the most positive developments when you've spent the last few months watching your nation's founding document and supreme law completely fail to protect the most basic human rights of an entire state's population. For Virginians, the sacred freedoms enshrined in the Bill of Rights rendered null and void by nothing more than a single state election cycle, and the first thing the tyrants did after taking power is set to work to ensure that their party never loses another election. What can you do when you're too small to fight back and too poor to leave? It's not like we ignored pandemic-era warnings to flee a woke city full of subway trains and skyscrapers. We live within a mile of a cow pasture and a national forest. Wherever you go, the woke mind-virus will find you. You can run but you can't hide. A few days shy of 251 years ago, a famous Virginian asked his neighbors, "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" The 2026 response to that question is apparently a resounding "Yes!" Forbid it, Almighty God. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rngx_PsPxkg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Merry Khanmas, Bibi npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen That Tony Fauci's skull has yet to find a Marine sniper's bullet makes me skeptical of Graham's insinuation that military units are free to choose their missions like levels in a video game. #nevent1q…75ff npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I swear if nostr was a car it would be Lucille LaRusso's station wagon 🤦♂️ npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rC2hnU-stzI npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen You're probably familiar with the Tate-LaBianca (Manson family) murders but have you ever heard of the Hanafi Massacre, and the hostage crises that it inspired? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973_Hanafi_Muslim_massacre --- Whelton summarized the general mood: "Half the people want the gunmen to come out fighting. The other half want the cops to go in shooting. Everybody wants blood." This frustrated the NYPD, especially Schlossberg, who feared the crowd and the media could negatively affect negotiations. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973_Brooklyn_hostage_crisis --- Then-councilman and future four-term D.C. mayor Marion Barry walked into the hallway after hearing a commotion and was struck by a ricocheting shotgun pellet, which lodged just above his heart. L. Douglas Heck and Rudy Giuliani had organized a team within the United States Department of Justice aimed at "combating terrorism". Although they claimed that DC police would handle the attacks, they soon brought in two intelligence operatives, Steve Pieczenik and Robert Blum. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1977_Washington,_D.C.,_attack_and_hostage_taking npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Wait, is he suggesting the non-British nominees are all pedophiles? 😳 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen This could probably describe a crypto exchange's relationship with Liz Warren 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen The future of nostr zaps is a 30% routing fee? 😱 [WoS-to-Primal wallet] #nevent1q…yjw9 https://blossom.primal.net/5aa48afd1747dbbe5ef7051f6ae9402a2e5d9e87fc7c1b5bfa4f3ffc93b3595b.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen He's amazed at how many people in their 50s, 60s and 70s run a Bitaxe. I guess you could call it Bingo for old nerds 😂 Plus, supporting Bitcoin is an easy lift for grouchy old farts who want to nuke a printer-backed government that's spent a half-century enshitifying every aspect of our lives. We're not all spending our second half of show RV-ing across America, choking down statins and making it rain on a Denny's server. I've watched too many of my elders ride out their final years in a recliner, shouting at some sucker in a 3 piece. Homie don't play that. I'm gonna kill their money printer or it's gonna kill me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk7Qbm8rnlM