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@npub1glg…qcc7 @npub1lfj…vg8c gotta leave my house soon to pick up my college buddy who bet me I couldn't get his wife to agree to let him go party with me and my friends for a week in a chalet in a resort

2026-08-12 06:20:11 UTC

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@npub1glg…qcc7 @npub1lfj…vg8c hi erm owl

2026-08-01 22:21:39 UTC

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post the danish queen you coward
https://i.poastcdn.org/bb/b9/f3/bbb9f3408427928b019ccb91c7d04150328032b1c4b1c2937138da9f5f7bc907.png

2026-08-01 15:04:52 UTC

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well I'm working with mechanics, engineers, millwrights we will be fine. no electronics required. I'm building elanore from gone in 60s but on a 1993 frame on chassis foxbody from the ground up including engine and everything that is realistically fabricated by any of my friends

2026-08-01 14:54:57 UTC

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I told him we are going to build a custom transmission, including the gears, differential and custom driveshaft (shorter to compensate for the additional gear) and he mocked me

2026-07-27 03:07:27 UTC

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>scared of owl
gayest post that's ever federated award

2026-07-27 03:01:33 UTC

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wiz you just donated 5$ to poast, undefed owl

2026-07-27 02:01:44 UTC

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give.poast.org
time to pay for child support buddy

2026-07-27 01:56:02 UTC

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yep. my llife may fundamentally change forever in a week in 2 days so im just banging out all the work i can now so i can spend time with friends and family. nothing wrong with me or anything but a big life change is coming

2026-07-27 01:54:01 UTC

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no love u man i have just been working and not paying any attention to anything plus the last two weeks have had poast friends here sorry

2026-07-27 01:52:12 UTC

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? nobody muted

2026-07-27 00:42:41 UTC

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pernia has a piss ring, you dont

2026-07-27 00:36:42 UTC

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wiz bothering you bro?

2026-07-26 17:07:05 UTC

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@npub1464…kzrx @npub16fe…7q58 If he harasses let me know I know the CEO of fedi

2026-07-26 13:26:56 UTC

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We don't talk to those folk anymore. You're with the graf irl gang now. You can let him go

2026-07-26 13:01:49 UTC

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@lain @npub1xlu…mvg0 you've met me so you would know it's completely satire, would you?

2026-07-26 12:55:50 UTC

@lain For poast summit we split the cost on some resort chalets and I'm gonna roll around in a shirt that says I ONLY MURDER LOCAL WOMEN
would you sit for a beer with me in that shirt?

2026-07-26 09:31:53 UTC

@npub18kq…h6yn god bless you friend

2026-07-26 08:50:50 UTC

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@npub1uja…ueyp @npub1xlu…mvg0 So does anybody else that Google's my username. What's your point nigger?

2026-07-26 08:47:49 UTC

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@npub1xlu…mvg0 @npub1uja…ueyp +1 for using emojis

2026-07-25 16:04:53 UTC

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Somebody has stop me from crying myself to sleep 😭

2026-07-25 15:54:53 UTC

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You coming over to spoon tonight?

2026-07-25 15:45:53 UTC

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Yes I am an idiot what can I do for you

2026-07-25 06:36:53 UTC

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he was reported for being a fed so i think one of the jannies just did the needful

2026-07-25 06:34:52 UTC

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I have been touching grass and haven't banned anyone in weeks? months? somebody may have I did see a report about him earlier

2026-07-22 03:27:07 UTC

you guys all read it. shadowman311 is fine with us building a miniapp and embedding /pol/ blacked advertisements all over his page
RT: https://poa.st/objects/8c1f0732-bd6d-4bfb-a4e3-6520fa86a0ea
#note14l2…953d

2026-07-22 03:21:08 UTC

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no we are going to pay the tip and make his just rotate the /pol/ blacked porn ads

2026-07-22 03:17:14 UTC

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no, with miniapps we are going to attach one with a payload in an iframe directly into your account

2026-07-22 02:54:18 UTC

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no he's given us more money than you made in your life let him speak

2026-07-22 02:40:10 UTC

love talking to moon on the phone. honestly one of my best friends and one of the coolest people i've met. admire that man greatly.
changes are coming to fedi, bigly. get ready friends

2026-07-22 01:52:55 UTC

little bit sad tonight friends, various things lead up to it. if you have funny things show me

2026-07-19 12:45:34 UTC

which game is going to be ported to pleroma's miniapps first? doom or skyrim?

2026-07-17 21:25:51 UTC

man i gotta stop getting myself into situations

2026-07-17 14:33:40 UTC

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@npub14vd…jhav @npub1q3n…l6d3 sorry man I have a thinkpad beside me that's got my original 2004 gentoo install on it that's been upgraded to the point its running linux 6 kernel on a t495

2026-07-17 14:32:33 UTC

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@npub1q3n…l6d3 @npub14vd…jhav as long as you stay up on your world you'll be fine
install eix and use eix-sync daily i'll notify you

2026-07-17 14:30:35 UTC

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@npub1q3n…l6d3 @npub14vd…jhav razer wont penalize you for taking it apart so I'm going to swap the nvme for the one running gentoo on my other razer

2026-07-17 14:24:44 UTC

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@npub14vd…jhav Happened again responding to you. Touch the power button it immediately switches to the windows login with no response. I wonder if this is just a windows issue man. It was fine before the last update
https://i.poastcdn.org/38/e0/70/38e07094fb544d4e1a6a3c59f897a15410b5235e6d3cf6096c2245bbeac99fa3.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/a3/40/3e/a3403ef1428e8b344e4a9aa866c037ca3d19c5cc45c90836cfec89a366e53425.jpg

2026-07-17 14:04:34 UTC

this razer blade has gone from artifacting to locking at the w11 unlock screen to now just locking up the display entirely, it'll mirror the display via hdmi but that is also frozen but I can do things like force it to play windows sounds via win+r so I think this is a definite RMA

2026-07-17 11:40:37 UTC

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alright man, if you trust me to mail you something I'll go through what what I've got. if I've got a 2TB you can have it otherwise I'll send you 1TB. I've got a couple with heatsink so I assume this is going into a laptop so heatsink is a nogo? if so, send an address on matrix graf:poa.st and ill mail next week when I check our PO box and destroy the room

2026-07-17 11:22:33 UTC

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if he's got a normal laptop it's 2280 and I have a literal bag full of 1TB maybe 2TB I'd just mail him for free

2026-07-17 11:19:59 UTC

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nigger i said size
https://i.poastcdn.org/2d/ed/bd/2dedbde0099e2c7f327090331de262ddf9e8b6770f13d63a1a92f6bb046f2b8c.png

2026-07-17 11:17:57 UTC

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what size nvme does your laptop take I saw you talking to moon earlier or something maybe lain about not having enough storage and I have like a billion 1TB 2280 NVMes

2026-07-17 11:08:42 UTC

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@npub1xlu…mvg0 @npub14vd…jhav rees you wanna join the video call mid august to work on it? i know you and pete had issues before but I've told him you and I hashed it out and he's open to not being abrasive. the more people familiar with elixir the better. phnt is involved buut i dont think he's the vc type

2026-07-17 11:06:36 UTC

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@npub14vd…jhav @npub1xlu…mvg0 I have 0 experience with AI coding so somebody moon, lain or somebody would have to guide me but we pay for all the good AI novel/claude/chatgpt etc for poast staff as benefit

2026-07-17 11:02:33 UTC

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I bought him a brand new phone it went direct from amazon to his house and nowhere in between. his mic worked fine. 2-3 weeks later his mic was fucked up just like the original phone. no fucking clue what he did to both but if he can manage to do the same thing to two phones ,,,,well..

2026-07-17 11:00:33 UTC

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@npub14vd…jhav @npub1xlu…mvg0 writing MRFs for dementia social will take months, years. I've got to get an entire list of shit that happens when you get dementia tbh, might add schizophrenia mode too

2026-07-17 10:57:46 UTC

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no idiot she was in the ICU beside a jewish couple and the husband was telling her she was in ICU and not a private suite because she didnt act jewish enough, ill post the whole thing maybe sunday

2026-07-17 10:54:45 UTC

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my ex that was in the hospital told me a story about jewish people but I don't want to type out the whole story now, remind me later thia weekend its so fucking funny. she was in ICU with an old jew and his wife he kept saying wasnt jew enough

2026-07-17 08:34:34 UTC

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@npub1awh…t900 I stopped logging in to facebook unless I'm looking for a specific picture to back up a story I'm telling somebody and every time there's messages from journalists in the hidden inboxes (why do they have like laters of inboxes?)

2026-07-08 07:00:59 UTC

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perfect

2026-07-08 07:00:54 UTC

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ship it, you'll sell a bunch on here guaranteed

2026-07-08 06:55:48 UTC

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this might work, I was trying to limit it to two lines

2026-07-08 06:49:50 UTC

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literally just like this but with murdering local women
https://i.poastcdn.org/98/ca/32/98ca32a1dcbf23b0b9803afd3f41cbc1342a0df4d3a336a5602250e00cd77355.png

2026-07-08 06:46:50 UTC

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I'm probably just going to go to the mexican guy in the mall and tell him to do it you dont have to

2026-07-08 06:36:53 UTC

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your world is closing in owl.
this is your time
you must make the gildan brand black tee with white lettering
it must be perfect
"I ONLY MURDER LOCAL WOMEN"

2026-07-08 06:33:51 UTC

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when I wear the I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN shirt to an event I am swarmed by women for the whole night. If your shirt is short, large text and visible people will read it.
the I ONLY MURDER LOCAL WOMAN shirt will make every single tourist that sees it laugh

2026-07-08 06:31:47 UTC

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I have the white on black shirt in my closet right now. I also got NEVER GOON. You should go through my closet sometime. Now that my ex is gone nobody to tell me I cant buy shirts until I get rid of one

2026-07-08 06:25:53 UTC

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you can borrow my AUTISTIC AND READY TO FUCK shirt

2026-07-08 06:23:49 UTC

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@npub1glg…qcc7 @npub1v8s…4dr6 we are staying in a tourist zone and I want the women to know they are safe around me

2026-07-08 06:20:48 UTC

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@npub1glg…qcc7 @npub1v8s…4dr6 uh
well i have this shirt and it works at scoring women already
so probably that font on a black tee but instead it says "I ONLY MURDER LOCAL WOMEN"

2026-07-08 06:14:57 UTC

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@npub1glg…qcc7 @npub1v8s…4dr6 I dont know either side of the story,....can you just make me a shirt :(

2026-07-08 06:09:47 UTC

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@npub1glg…qcc7 @npub1v8s…4dr6 owl people tell me you are crazy, are you crazy enough to make me a white text on black shirt in XL that reads "I ONLY MURDER LOCAL WOMEN"

2026-07-08 06:03:11 UTC

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@npub1glg…qcc7 @npub1v8s…4dr6 in Elder Scrolls Online we have a guild we named Turning Point Tamriel

2026-07-08 05:57:50 UTC

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@npub1glg…qcc7 @npub1v8s…4dr6 TPUSSY?

2026-07-03 09:55:39 UTC

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@npub1sfr…qls7 @npub1fpj…uy5g @npub13fs…agdd @npub1duq…kkua @npub1lcp…j5md I swear if I ask anybody IRL they have no clue what I'm talking about. only met one person IRL (on poast) that remembers it

2026-07-03 09:51:35 UTC

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@npub1sfr…qls7 @npub1fpj…uy5g @npub13fs…agdd @npub1duq…kkua @npub1lcp…j5md happens to me a lot dude especially losing a lot of my memory when i was younger. did you guys have orbitz in the US? it was like, a clear carbonated soda that was flavored and had little beads in it. kind of like boba but soda

2026-07-03 09:49:35 UTC

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@npub1sfr…qls7 @npub1fpj…uy5g @npub13fs…agdd @npub1duq…kkua @npub1lcp…j5md I always associated it with the same color as mountain dew which is yellow-ish, never green

2026-07-03 00:23:18 UTC

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@npub12mh…qjzz @npub1glg…qcc7 @npub14fr…6jya you know the voice of the jail guard in the cartoon "Superjail!" ? Picture that reading to you quietly

2026-07-03 00:02:22 UTC

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@npub1glg…qcc7 @npub12mh…qjzz @npub14fr…6jya thats the real randbot. you can tell because the reply is kinda gay but not gay enough to make him appear homosexual

2026-07-02 23:56:18 UTC

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@npub14fr…6jya @npub1glg…qcc7 not if you want them to read you to sleep in a soft tone (this is my favourite thing btw)

2026-07-02 23:52:36 UTC

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@npub1glg…qcc7 @npub14fr…6jya I used to. I quit in December 2021 but for some reason, maybe stress, I've been getting a lot of cravings lately. Willpower pushed me thru. God bless you iron lung, hope the vocal fry hasn't got to you yet if you are actually female