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2026-02-16 10:39:09 CET

I've added so many keyword filters that now the app crashes trying to filter out all the bots and spam. I'm going to call that success, there was never anything interesting here worth reading anyways.

2026-02-16 09:59:06 CET

Are there any real people here anymore, or just these bots?
#asknostr

2026-02-05 23:34:40 CET

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It seems that you do not understand that Karma is bad points. If you want to measure good points, that would be Dharma.

2026-02-05 23:28:04 CET

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It seems that you do not realize that Karma is bad points. If you are measuring good points it would be Dharma.

2026-01-29 22:01:52 CET

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21 sats? That's not even a penny. Do people really do what you tell them to do for less than the value of a penny?
People are the new cheaper robot labor.

2026-01-29 21:41:16 CET

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iframes have been deprecated.

2026-01-29 21:37:34 CET

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The firefighter was building a fire inside the apartment when he hurt his back?

2026-01-29 21:24:08 CET

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I've never heard of that one.

2026-01-29 21:12:08 CET

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Which bitcoin are you holding? Bitcoin Core, or Bitcoin Cash?

2026-01-29 21:00:43 CET

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Did you buy it, or did your employer buy it?

2026-01-29 20:58:05 CET

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No, it gets worse and you just become more of a sucker for punishment.

2026-01-16 08:39:43 CET

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That's a bit too complicated, sorry.

2026-01-16 08:32:43 CET

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Good, and you?

2026-01-16 08:31:13 CET

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2026-01-13 02:55:47 CET

How The Government Killed Bitcoin
https://blurt.media/w/azamiKBLEiCw4poU7iiFpe
#bitcoin #killed #dead

2026-01-01 13:41:34 CET

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Be yourself.

2025-09-26 07:18:43 CEST

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I wonder how much malware are on the public computers.

2025-09-16 14:10:33 CEST

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Biden isn't in prison either. And that's much worse. Trump is trying to do good things for us, and the only people who don't support him are those who thrive in the corruption.

2025-09-16 13:51:49 CEST

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No way! They can make their own.

2025-09-16 13:44:06 CEST

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Still waiting for the feature/option to only display posts in my chosen language.

2025-09-16 13:30:31 CEST

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Alby rugged me too. I hope someone starts a class action lawsuit against them and they all end up in prison.

2025-09-16 13:15:05 CEST

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Actually you can have many people controlling an account.

2025-09-16 13:11:59 CEST

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It takes information from one place and brings it to other places.

2025-09-16 13:10:41 CEST

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Toothbrush

2025-09-16 13:08:30 CEST

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Delete the MacOS, and install Linux.

2025-09-16 13:03:31 CEST

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Ironfox

2025-09-16 13:02:49 CEST

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Steer clear of Alby, unless you want to be rugged.

2025-09-16 13:01:02 CEST

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Jam, it has real fruit.

2025-09-16 12:59:49 CEST

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Everyone but Trump?

2025-07-25 01:34:44 CEST

Anyone else rugged/scammed by Alby? https://image.nostr.build/9f532b5dd16f8b99076d9a1526632b0d1bfbbec4c833a1fa82c53d8151b966e8.jpg

2025-06-15 11:52:38 CEST

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Yes, but P. D. will be moving them to the federal penitentiary soon.

2025-06-01 03:32:39 CEST

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Alby took all my sats without my permission and gave me their Alby Credits in place of them, which can only be spent on Alby services.
#Alby #wallet #rugged #stung

2025-05-27 16:48:04 CEST

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It may stop working by then.

2025-05-27 15:26:06 CEST

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That's okay, it makes what is left worth more.

2025-05-27 15:13:26 CEST

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It's Tuesday.

2025-05-27 14:55:50 CEST

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The internet remembers you forever.

2025-05-27 14:11:46 CEST

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How?

2025-05-26 17:46:10 CEST

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PS: and an option to increase font size and change font.

2025-05-26 16:03:43 CEST

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Feature Request if I may:
An option to show posts only from preferred language.
#Amethyst #FeatureRequest

2025-05-25 08:05:22 CEST

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ASCII silly question; get a silly ANSI.

2025-05-25 08:04:15 CEST

Just got push notifications set up.
#pushnotifications #push #notifications

2025-05-25 08:01:39 CEST

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I couldn't even send them out before.

2025-05-25 07:57:56 CEST

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It's not a tweet, it's a note.

2024-11-22 14:50:02 CET

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There are numerous on F-Droid.

2024-11-22 14:46:21 CET

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You can choose from:
Fast, Cheap, or Good
But you can only pick 2 of them.

2024-11-22 14:44:20 CET

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One who can't afford their home and is being forced to sell it.

2024-11-22 14:40:27 CET

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How many fingers do you have?
10? Or only 8?
Most people say they have 10 fingers and 10 toes.

2024-11-16 06:18:06 CET

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What happens to any coins in the wallet?

2024-11-06 15:42:42 CET

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Wars stop when everyone is dead.

2024-11-06 15:29:58 CET

The spam has really increased here, since I last checked in.

2024-11-06 15:26:39 CET

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db must be pronounced: dweeb

2024-11-06 15:24:52 CET

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Look at the alternative.

2024-08-20 20:13:31 CEST

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So one less rich man to destroy the world?

2024-08-20 20:06:23 CEST

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Which Alby? There are tons of users using that name.

2024-08-10 13:54:18 CEST

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That seems a bit creepy.

2024-08-07 00:59:14 CEST

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I still can't get my funds off of Alby.

2024-08-07 00:57:25 CEST

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How much will this wallet be profiting at our expense?

2024-08-07 00:32:38 CEST

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Women have been evil sinners since Eve in the Holy Bible.

2024-08-02 18:40:00 CEST

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Stick a finger in the out ear so it can't escape.

2024-08-02 18:23:52 CEST

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Time for you to do some reading.

2024-08-02 18:20:10 CEST

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You can delete notes if all of your relays support NIP-09.

2024-08-02 18:19:01 CEST

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Senario: You are accused of murder during the time you were purchasing a donut.

2024-08-02 18:07:03 CEST

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Only if all of your relays support NIP-09.

2024-08-02 18:03:24 CEST

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How do you tell if it is giftwrapped before viewing it?

2024-07-28 07:23:17 CEST

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It may be loaded with Ecoli or Salmonella from the processing plant.

2024-07-28 07:20:39 CEST

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You'll be back to #Amethyst very quickly.

2024-07-28 07:15:37 CEST

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I hope not, it would just turn nostr into a toilet like X.

2024-07-28 07:11:08 CEST

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Hello to you also.

2024-07-28 07:01:06 CEST

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If you were ungovernable you would have moved in without permission.

2024-07-28 06:55:18 CEST

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#nevent1q…m3vk

2024-07-28 06:48:26 CEST

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Perhaps you forgot that even a gas engine uses electricity to the spark plug to create spark.

2024-07-28 06:47:23 CEST

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They can also disable a gas engine if it has OnStar technology.

2024-07-28 06:24:08 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/e6421eebf86fa2ec1f954ccf9dfe4b6ec83eea5b995944c68ff2bb914a2b467c.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/ab363bb5d96f88117ab4700ff5c39de107e72ad6a1e8814fb998175177061a18.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/875085be33b7367553b3bc52a4087160c5c0be45de3d627eddfd79ee5d731364.jpg
#Trump #assassination #attempt

2024-07-28 06:21:45 CEST

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2024-07-25 22:15:15 CEST

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Because there is something there that the government does not want you to see.

2024-07-25 21:57:20 CEST

I have some sats collected through Alby and I want to transfer them to a self custody btc wallet, but it seems Alby won't let me transfer to a btc wallet. Can anyone offer some guidance on how to get my sats?
Thank you.
#AskNostr

2024-07-18 22:49:08 CEST

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Why not make your own original background?

2024-07-18 22:35:53 CEST

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GIMP

2024-07-18 22:20:35 CEST

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Looks like you are both spending more time with your electronics than each other.

2024-07-18 22:17:41 CEST

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Some poor rhyming skill.

2024-07-18 22:08:11 CEST

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The forest did.

2024-07-18 22:07:15 CEST

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@nprofile…pyug Will Amethyst support this? How do you feel about it? Do you deem it safe?

2024-07-18 22:04:32 CEST

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No mention of the NIPS?

2024-07-18 21:57:50 CEST

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Will this allow transferring for free?

2024-07-18 21:25:59 CEST

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Me too. But it's wrong in this timeline.
Mandela effect, or timeline jumping.

2024-07-18 20:22:17 CEST

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I see you have a huge attitude problem like something stuck up your ass, but I won't be rude, but next time you have something huge stuck up your ass ask someone else to pull it out for you.

2024-07-18 19:29:13 CEST

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You're a perfect example of why I don't trust doctors.

2024-07-18 16:07:31 CEST

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There is an old quote:
"If you are bored, you are boring."

2024-07-18 16:05:11 CEST

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About time. Cisco has been slack lately.

2024-07-18 16:02:05 CEST

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It actually could hurt, by restricting air flow and causing components to overheat.