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2026-09-10 02:27:21 CEST

a truck pulling a trailer, the first vehicle that can park on it, wins
I need more of this, please https://blossom.primal.net/e4202bbb149af66ccc14bebae6766f11a085373d79c25b813874cfea1faf1dde.mp4

2026-09-06 23:54:01 CEST

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Hodling Bitcoin is a narrow and boring road, but it will eventually get you to the destination

2026-09-06 23:48:09 CEST

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It's only fun if you can keep yourself from being rugged

2026-09-04 02:17:51 CEST

All the so called Bitcoin Maxis were shitcoiners in private
With ODELL gone no one is hiding it any longer

2026-08-27 19:43:30 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/ac1e3f95a6e53a4334e5efd49f630b836caaf089086759b2f77709f494c95811.jpg

2026-08-26 22:26:47 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/ce04b8c7df16f89fe4caa6db35c0507caac96b0ff263fbbf3fbcc9e77ab02a6f.jpg

2026-08-26 17:34:30 CEST

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🤣😂 we dgaf

2026-08-25 01:48:40 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/72d4ccf73fa536907e730764a2facb2b51800802597cf5997ceb8699d8bf878e.png

2026-08-22 20:42:55 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/4795c1d8b3abded49e3496cbb152fa3c40ae34229c8bca66672fa7c2068b7573.png

2026-08-20 02:35:59 CEST

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😂🤣

2026-08-19 18:29:32 CEST

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Nah, there expanding into a lot of States
Last one I visited was an hour outside of Columbus OH

2026-08-19 17:57:14 CEST

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I liked Buc-ee's more when it was a Texas Exclusive

2026-08-18 20:47:32 CEST

Remember, the people you need to lead are the people that don't desire to be the center of attention
It's goes against worldly human nature

2026-08-18 16:56:34 CEST

A lot of people own guns, but most people won't conceal and carry
Same applies to BITCOIN
A lot of people invested in bitcoin, but most people won't self custody their bitcoin

2026-08-18 03:02:34 CEST

Trusted 3rd Party Bitcoin Influencer

2026-08-12 04:44:53 CEST

Luke CrashoutJr

2026-08-12 04:34:58 CEST

Bitcoin Network is Retard Resistant

2026-08-12 00:59:51 CEST

His supporters would be called Dashicans or Mechanicans?
#nevent1q…vezh

2026-08-11 23:10:32 CEST

It's just a matter of time
https://blossom.primal.net/b47f2f7b0cf19411c2428d663ed645c500dae7ac9b2198c6aa8d7ae2c637403c.jpg

2026-08-11 22:51:19 CEST

BIP110 Slop Coin

2026-08-11 18:17:14 CEST

I lived to see another day when Bitcoin Maxis created their own shitcoin to compete against Bitcoin 😂

2026-08-11 05:20:31 CEST

Tonight was Thai Food
https://blossom.primal.net/248dedc38acc5ff1fffadb7f47c7c15cf853eb5aafebc5d0520d0ed4bcf770ad.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/2817538be4c1dd5352ca55a6952e249ebfbfa281a178cf7a918c7632d46e19de.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/b2ca97a784cf6463a00f908c25e13b5f76bd75dcfee3ff68172e1a097a228b99.jpg

2026-08-09 05:35:00 CEST

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Then why does every server at every restaurant I frequent, ask me how would I like it cooked?

2026-08-09 05:03:36 CEST

Visiting Vancouver B. C. I ordered a hamburger at a nice restaurant, and insisted is should be cooked Medium
Server replied: we can't cook Medium that's Illegal!
Give up your gun rights, give up everything else
😂

2026-08-07 03:18:50 CEST

Bitcoin Protocol doesn't lie
Bitcoin Personalities lie
It's important you place your trust in the appropriate location

2026-08-06 20:04:34 CEST

The Canadian Bitcoiners should feel the most betrayed

2026-08-06 19:33:21 CEST

All the Canadian Bitcoin Maxis used the Coldcard why because Coinkite was a Canadian Company
What product was used to help out the debanked Canadian Truck Drivers
Coinkite Products

2026-08-06 18:33:28 CEST

You mean 95% of all the Bitcoin podcasts are infomercials
#nevent1q…t4e0

2026-08-04 23:14:16 CEST

The Mandibles

2026-08-04 20:34:28 CEST

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Should have chased him like the Goose Meme 😂

2026-08-04 18:53:02 CEST

Bitcoiner's failed to listen to the 10th Man
The 10th Man Theory (or Rule) is an institutionalized form of devil’s advocacy designed to prevent groupthink and intelligence failures.

2026-08-04 18:00:22 CEST

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Maybe the image bricked

2026-08-04 17:54:04 CEST

Follow these simple instructions and you'll be fine https://blossom.primal.net/3b4d5bbdda039d2b7a71ee32cf1bb801697ac6b50d39eb6e13ff1d2c0543769f.jpg

2026-08-04 16:49:03 CEST

Justin Sun bought a struggling Toy Manufacture (AKA Zombie Company) changed it's name to Tron and got it publicly listed on the Nasdaq
Exactly the same playbook that the Bitcoin Treasury Companies used

2026-08-04 15:05:16 CEST

A Trusted 3rd Party Hardware Manufacturers failed to protect your bitcon
The solution: use a Trusted 3rd party financial institution to protect your bitcoin
WTF!?! 🤦‍♂️

2026-08-04 02:31:45 CEST

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What that NVK was dumb enough to let Saylor in to take a closer look at his operation
You think that's out of the realm of possibilities
Saylor was meeting with everyone behind closed doors

2026-08-04 02:22:08 CEST

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Insane

2026-08-04 01:38:44 CEST

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How do you know? He has access to everyone in the industry

2026-08-03 23:25:16 CEST

Maybe NVK should have reviewed his Codebase instead of criticizing others
#nevent1q…8e76

2026-08-03 23:20:36 CEST

This is the Pod where I learned all my technical knowledge about Bitcoin
It was so good
https://blossom.primal.net/96d40d80ba99ad2ab6c10f7c238d6c5d32d928ca7283ab47b1bdd3f38c03b73b.jpg

2026-08-03 22:15:46 CEST

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Oldest Magic Trick in the Book

2026-08-03 19:51:48 CEST

SBF used Effective Altruism
NVK used Effective Arrogance

2026-08-03 18:54:08 CEST

So, is Cake Wallet broken because Boltz is down an unavailable?

2026-08-03 18:40:00 CEST

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bodies are starting to hit the floor

2026-08-03 18:11:17 CEST

Waiting for the Bull, The Black Swan was like Hey What's Up?

2026-08-03 17:11:41 CEST

COLDCARD® the Wallet of choice for the Cypherpunk LARP

2026-08-03 14:42:13 CEST

So, who's here to signup to win an ARCA so you can let it protect all of your important secrets
https://blossom.primal.net/7ead119c2f538102493108b5132be755135d0c57d57930586dcf914ec3b13deb.jpg

2026-08-03 02:29:04 CEST

This is so fucking evil
https://blossom.primal.net/473b6d9dcfb1f6d018a6bfe934f6f878c726f83f1d3939fea5ec7ddd9bb15b05.jpg

2026-08-03 02:05:46 CEST

Does this look like Rodolfo Novak
I asked Grok to swap his face with Tiger King's
https://blossom.primal.net/00232e2f5ea7ba6d6e16f1052c3d63a2d8d3b331a0236046e94575e7d266554c.jpg

2026-08-03 01:32:35 CEST

Safely Transferred out of my MK3 and into this Beast
https://blossom.primal.net/02ea891edac9f7e221c1878213bb58b0a68f6ca23cde133a77bd5f85bc60fd15.jpg

2026-08-03 00:43:05 CEST

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It was the Out Spoken Sovereign Individual Freedom Activist Tribe of Bitcoin
Who dare say would want to discredit them and remove them from a seat at the table 🤔
#nevent1q…pvj5

2026-08-02 23:38:31 CEST

Something not Coldcard related
https://blossom.primal.net/2ddc2798358734d3e618c5beabb1ec546f04a3bc2ac279b2352a459e44481333.jpg

2026-08-02 22:15:43 CEST

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Is this there way of destroying evidence?
#nevent1q…jczh

2026-08-02 21:52:37 CEST

An Entire Sub Culture of Bitcoin was Built on Top of CoinKite

2026-08-02 20:55:07 CEST

IT Professionals and Administrators are constantly getting certified and recertified in their field of expertise
Bitcoin - The Internet of Money
Bitcoin should be no different
Honestly it should require even more Due diligence because we are handling money

2026-08-02 20:06:54 CEST

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Just pick a popular device that has a proven history and a long track record
Full Open Source with lot of 👀 on the codebase

2026-08-02 19:57:53 CEST

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It's a feature NVK added, not a bug

2026-08-02 18:10:18 CEST

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Usful Idiots

2026-08-02 18:04:21 CEST

FYI: Bear Markets are where the Charlatans and Fraud is discovered and reputations are forever destroyed
More importantly, that's where we find the real ones and their reputation begins to grow and grow
Until the Cycle Repeats itself all over again

2026-08-02 17:36:35 CEST

It's this simple
https://blossom.primal.net/1a217365861341fa5c56fde3a56596e7f862abd1b7e310b6c6da8dbc45224f22.jpg

2026-08-02 16:35:53 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/b983dc920c5da16c1752ad81e39aee223a190547b4ebcd8780e5d3e88ad6f20d.jpg

2026-08-02 03:25:51 CEST

Here's some words of wisdom from NVK
Enjoy https://blossom.primal.net/de3ce62b50ea6c34301b7a9515225053f56b2515916459f3d48ee4583667dc48.mp4

2026-08-01 23:09:18 CEST

Individuals Hodl 70% of the total Bitcoin supply, how do you get them to move it into corporate custody?
Scare the living shit out of them

2026-08-01 21:53:30 CEST

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😂🤣
NVK is not gonna use a passport 🤣😂

2026-08-01 21:09:00 CEST

Just an educated guess
https://blossom.primal.net/101edb25f8f05640cd0057654db9d5c3e57abfc65a6afaa5be68040bd5405060.png

2026-08-01 20:24:28 CEST

Imagine: having 5 Coldcards MultiSig MK3's jurisdictionally separated around the world RN
Fucking Nightmare

2026-08-01 19:21:35 CEST

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Always looks at the prime suspect, first
NVK had the knowledge and had the motive
#nevent1q…0hl3

2026-08-01 18:56:09 CEST

NVK was obsessed with AI
NVK created the Coldcard, he knows everything that's in it
Now AI is draining wallets
#nevent1q…0xr8

2026-08-01 17:10:44 CEST

I wrote Hack, I should have used Rug
https://blossom.primal.net/92dc87d473b81ac5441c076001ec8b8e27a19baa7fd6e9599ab3a449b39be082.png

2026-08-01 16:19:17 CEST

Jesus the most Perfect Beings Ever to Walk the Earth was Betrayed by one of his Closest Friends
If it happened to him - it will happen to all of us

2026-08-01 15:55:42 CEST

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The Masses look at Influencers and Companies
That's what Mass Adoption Looks like

2026-08-01 04:49:30 CEST

What if NVK was working with the FEDs this whole time, He had access to every major Bitcoin Whale in the Space
From Max Keiser all the way down the list
This is just speculation, but holy fuck - that would be fucking crazy

2026-08-01 04:27:39 CEST

Russian Time Finally Caught Up with NVK

2026-08-01 04:21:17 CEST

Track the Bitcoin Swept from Coldcard 👇
https://coldcard-watch.vercel.app/

2026-08-01 04:07:08 CEST

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I never believed the Bullshit they were selling

2026-08-01 03:52:41 CEST

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And, iust like that Coldcard is Fake and Gay
#nevent1q…9qgg

2026-08-01 03:49:15 CEST

Coldcard went From Based AF to Fake and Gay AF in one Bitcoin Epoch

2026-08-01 03:47:27 CEST

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Sometimes that Trust is Real, but most of the time that Trust is fake and gay
#nevent1q…5e2a

2026-08-01 01:10:44 CEST

Coldcard be like:
No Shitcoin Inside
But, the reality was
No Fucking Entropy Inside

2026-08-01 00:58:01 CEST

You can't say NVK didn't know, that mother fucker knew, nothing got implemented in his device without his knowledge and input

2026-08-01 00:03:23 CEST

I'm buying the Coinkite Dice 🎲 set for the LoLz https://blossom.primal.net/8bbc6058e1f135e3ba93eb582275d42a5b25ef7536b5f1cd88d7f4feb28985d4.jpg

2026-07-31 23:03:11 CEST

Imagine you took out a bitcoin collateralized loan, and the bitcoin you were going to use to top up the loan disappeared from your cold storage
FUCK FUCK FUCK

2026-07-31 22:47:16 CEST

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If they go out of business, zero Devs will support the service

2026-07-31 22:43:28 CEST

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It's a Coinkite Product

2026-07-31 21:47:17 CEST

I went thru last cycle with my setup, when all the big Influencers were pushing Multisig
Trying to get me to panic and setup a new storage solution

2026-07-31 21:35:21 CEST

10 years from now, you'll look back at the Coldcard hack, the same way we look at the Mt. Gox hack

2026-07-31 21:15:08 CEST

Years to build trust, one second after a hack to lose all trust

2026-07-31 19:16:56 CEST

All you need to do is buy another $200 - $1000 Bitcoin Cold Storage Device(s) 🤣😂 Then you'll be safe, Bro

2026-07-31 18:29:11 CEST

Bitcoin gallows humor
Humorous treatment of a grave or dire situation.

2026-07-31 17:48:47 CEST

from CoinKite X Account
To all Coinkite users and the entire Bitcoin community,
To all Coinkite users and the entire Bitcoin community,
I'm sorry and I'm devastated. Our team is heartbroken about yesterday's news.
As a team that has dedicated our lives to securing the Bitcoin held by millions of individuals, businesses, and families, this is our core responsibility, and we fell short.
If you know anyone who owns a Coldcard, please make sure they see this. Some affected users may not be watching social media right now, and every hour matters. We do not store customer information, and would appreciate all assistance in reaching affected users.
If you generated a seed using a Coldcard wallet, move your funds now, using our updated best practices, before reading further.
We take full accountability for the firmware bug and we offer our sincere apologies to those affected. We continue to work 24/7 to understand and fully scope the extent of the issue.
What we're doing today:
We've shipped a firmware hotfix that removes the software fallback path entirely. This protects new seeds going forward. It does not fix seeds that were already generated on vulnerable firmware. If your seed was generated before the fix, it needs to be individually migrated to a new seed. A firmware update alone cannot do that for you.
We will publish a full technical writeup of how the bug entered the codebase and why our own review process didn't catch it once we've verified every detail. We would rather be accurate than fast on the technical postmortem, even though we know people want answers now.
We will publish updates at https://blog.coinkite.com/ as we learn more. We do not have full attribution or scope of the issue yet, and we won't speculate until our full technical evaluation is complete.
We are committed to working with affected users who want to pursue a police report, insurance claim, or their own investigation. We will provide a written incident summary specific to your loss and any transaction data we can share. We are cooperating fully with the on-chain investigators and any law enforcement agency that opens a case.
We know an apology doesn't return anyone's funds. We know we'll have to earn back our users' trust. That starts with being open and telling the truth about how this happened.
To every other developer: we believe this is a sober reality of the new AI paradigm. AI-assisted code review can now find latent bugs at a speed that is outpacing even the industry’s most seasoned experts. If your firmware is open-source or has ever been public, assume it's already being read by attackers and defenders alike.
We started Coinkite because we believed in Bitcoin and in people's right to hold their own keys. We remain committed to doing everything going forward in the best interest of the Bitcoin project, the industry, and our users.
nvk,
coinkite

2026-07-31 17:39:19 CEST

X is beyond garbage, they now have a daily post limit on free X accounts
https://blossom.primal.net/161f56c5651b33e0731bd13978f4673b5d9d865fe8067d2e1bbd5d02d8805313.png

2026-07-31 07:17:41 CEST

NVK talked so much shit about other hardware manufacturers, and he also helped decide what dev/project got funding thru opensats

2026-07-31 03:43:25 CEST

I'm trying to remember and contact all the people I recommended to get a Coldcard MK3

2026-07-30 22:58:24 CEST

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Gottch, Ignore all IRS Letters✅
Throw them in the Trash🗑️

2026-07-30 21:16:51 CEST

These two were separated because they wouldn't stop fighting
https://blossom.primal.net/f05f25ba4a69fbf35eca833053a0ad7608e5ab4c2e19d4affd5d4ba5d149acf8.mp4

2026-07-30 20:09:40 CEST

It's not a mid life crisis, it's Autists that had to grow up and be responsible at a very young age, not being able to enjoy their childhood and teenage years with reckless abandonment
It the exact opposite of a nerotypical

2026-07-29 23:35:37 CEST

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$2.49 a jar
Close out price, can't find one jar of regular grass fed tallow for under $12

2026-07-29 17:58:21 CEST

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"We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it..." - Nancy Pelosi
Essentially, the same tactics
#nevent1q…z38d

2026-07-27 16:31:32 CEST

The Film A. I.
Opening Narration summary: it's the future, the world is dying because of man made global climate change
The climate propaganda was deeply embedded in global pop culture

2026-07-24 01:21:50 CEST

Bitcoin is the answer to everyones economic problems, but when people sign up to Bitcoin X and see the shit show
They instantly turn around and nope the fuck out!
The seriousness of bitcoin is cloaked in a retarded costume