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2026-07-21 01:21:06 UTC

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2026-07-11 22:53:20 UTC

@Decayable @Formerly_Trucks ~ you'll never guess what arrived in the post today.. better eighteen months late than never, right? :mfw_doll:
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2026-05-29 17:16:40 UTC

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2026-04-19 05:37:11 UTC

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2026-04-19 05:31:24 UTC

I hate this timeline.
😤
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2026-04-11 01:00:38 UTC

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2026-04-11 00:19:52 UTC

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I have a small one that says 'Don't Move Here' but it's not on the car yet.

2026-04-11 00:16:03 UTC

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May I request a small run of 'Some People Just Hate Art'?

2026-04-10 08:32:21 UTC

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🧐

2026-04-02 23:57:03 UTC

> A drone maker backed by Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. is trying to sell to countries that now depend on the U.S. military led by their father, positioning them to benefit from the war he began. The company is making sales pitches that include drone demonstrations in several Gulf countries to show how its defensive drone interceptors could help them ward off Iranian attacks.
> This latest Trump venture, Powerus, has its sights on $1.1 billion set aside by the Pentagon to build up a U.S. manufacturing base for armed drones to fill a hole left when the Trump administration banned such imports from China.
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2026-03-28 22:47:27 UTC

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I saved it as plasmabeans.jpg
🥂

2026-03-28 22:44:33 UTC

:paw:
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2026-03-27 14:22:34 UTC

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This is my new favorite mango.
'That Time I Fell In Love With A Cat Who Randomly Started Appearing At My Drive-Thru Window'

2026-03-26 22:01:22 UTC

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2026-03-22 06:26:43 UTC

Another fun evening of killing the dead, with a surprise upside-down guest in fishnets. He set himself on fire. It was great.
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2026-03-19 23:45:36 UTC

What a fucking cunt.
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2026-03-16 22:32:57 UTC

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2026-03-16 22:28:16 UTC

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Hey @Decayable ~ can we please have this little emote?
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2026-03-16 22:22:21 UTC

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2026-03-16 01:44:56 UTC

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That last one is a rerun episode, and the other two have actual non-sarcastic autism.
The other people you should also be very cautious around are anyone and everyone you ever speak to, because this is the internet.

2026-03-16 01:31:57 UTC

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If you'd like relationship advice from the woman who married Sui, then you're welcome to ask. I can assure you that I will not respond sincerely or in anything even remotely resembling a timely manner.

2026-03-16 01:19:29 UTC

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This version of her is as boring as all the rest of her accounts have been, these little variations do nothing to change that.

2026-03-12 23:10:09 UTC

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2026-03-12 22:06:26 UTC

😤
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2026-03-12 03:24:59 UTC

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2026-03-12 03:10:15 UTC

[YOU ARE HERE] 🔻
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2026-03-05 00:44:13 UTC

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2026-03-05 00:30:49 UTC

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2026-03-05 00:19:34 UTC

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Our badges are their own obscure lore.

2026-03-05 00:18:30 UTC

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2026-03-04 23:35:26 UTC

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This implies that zoomers are a people too. I strongly disagree.

2026-03-04 23:33:16 UTC

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2026-02-26 23:01:32 UTC

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Oh naturally, you're screwed into his class but you can leave a scathing review for him, the administration, and all of his future students to see. It's also anonymous, like Glass Door but .. Class Door.
OC DONUT STEELE

2026-02-26 22:54:25 UTC

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Do they have those 'rate my professor' platforms over there in upside-down-land?

2026-02-11 16:46:24 UTC

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The cult of personality is intoxicating to people who have none of their own. Swaying the opinions of the less privileged is easy enough, just tell them that they're right, it IS all someone else's fault that their life sucks and then make vague, empty promises to do something about it.

2026-02-11 16:36:44 UTC

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He always has. It still makes me laugh that he whined and complained to his staff while watching news footage on Jan 6th that the crowd wasn't dressed nicely enough and looked like a bunch of 'rednecks.' Like bitch, you're the pro wrestling tier of standards, what did you fucking expect? Top hats and tails?

2026-02-11 16:30:28 UTC

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Our Commander in Cringe. 🙄

2026-02-11 16:26:20 UTC

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Oh, is that where they put his tweets about past presidents onto bronze plaques?

2026-02-11 16:21:09 UTC

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Well, Iranians at least chose a nice photo of him to slap onto the effigy of Baal before they burned it.

2026-02-11 16:19:07 UTC

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He really puts the 'amateur' into 'propaganda.' Living in that city is just a silly idea.

2026-02-11 16:16:47 UTC

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🧐
[enhance]
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2026-02-01 21:26:33 UTC

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No, that shit made the game unplayable on multiplayer VC. You cannot speak to anyone and the audio is so fucking LOUD. Plus you can't get rid of it for WEEKS, and it goes on for even longer and louder if you keep eating human meat as your food source.
I had to use shotgun mouthwash to get it to stop. 😤

2026-01-27 15:32:24 UTC

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No, kitten woke you up because he LOOOOOVES you.
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2026-01-27 14:55:56 UTC

Rocko Bell.
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2026-01-11 00:51:20 UTC

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2026-01-11 00:47:53 UTC

It's caturday.
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2026-01-10 00:34:36 UTC

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2026-01-05 18:44:17 UTC

:alert_red: ***WEEKLY ART CONTEST 2026 ~ WEEK #1*** :alert_red:
:fire_animated: ***BINGO CARDS*** :fire_animated:
New year, same tradition ~ fill out your predictive event bingo cards for the upcoming year, and next December we'll see which one of you is a Nostradumbass.
❗ SUBMISSION DEADLINE ~ SUN JAN 11th @ 9PM ❗
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2025-12-22 05:08:39 UTC

@npub1pv8…uya7 ~ we left you a little present.
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2025-12-07 01:59:47 UTC

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...is it me? It's me, isn't it? This is so exciting, I've always wanted my very own stalker.
:mfw_doll:

2025-12-07 01:45:03 UTC

The fedibros are quite feisty on this caturday evening.
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2025-11-17 10:43:35 UTC

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What did you say?

2025-11-12 15:19:49 UTC

... but I don't wanna jury duty.
😤

2025-11-10 03:28:57 UTC

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You have enough hands for it, at least.

2025-11-10 03:23:55 UTC

:alert_red: ***WEEKLY ART CONTEST 2025 ~ WEEK #44*** :alert_red:
:fire_animated: ***MODERN WARFARE*** :fire_animated:
Take a screenshot to receive your legendary weapon ~ then create an image of the warrior who is destined to wield it.
❗ SUBMISSION DEADLINE ~ SUN NOV 16TH @ 9PM EST ❗
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2025-11-09 20:16:22 UTC

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2025-10-30 23:04:53 UTC

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Are you just opening the floor up for suggestions?
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2025-10-30 01:31:12 UTC

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Sui has a room full of unpainted minis, I'm starting to like them that way.

2025-10-30 01:26:06 UTC

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I wish I could be one of these guys when I grow up, but not enough that I would insist on female space marines and give the whole franchise hyper AIDS.

2025-10-30 01:18:59 UTC

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2025-10-27 17:41:25 UTC

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I think so, I remember her trying to press charges on him for hitting her back.

2025-10-27 17:13:36 UTC

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Like that one black lady who punched the manager at Target for not letting her walk out with a cartload of bullshit because 'muh reparations.'

2025-10-26 23:16:56 UTC

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Because you are the biggest, gayest man in the world.
[ooh so gay!]

2025-10-26 23:13:47 UTC

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I prefer a direct approach.
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2025-10-20 02:00:23 UTC

:alert_red: ***WEEKLY ART CONTEST 2025 ~ WEEK #42*** :alert_red:
:pepe_pumpkin_dance: ***SCARE-A-NORMAL ACTIVITY*** :pepe_pumpkin_dance:
It's the only time of the year when you're allowed to frighten all of the neighborhood children without getting put on a watch list. So what do?
❗ SUBMISSION DEADLINE ~ SUN OCT 26TH @ 9PM ❗
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2025-10-19 23:12:55 UTC

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I would objectively like to see some CEOs, HR managers, and DMV employees hauled in by the feds to face charges. The illegal immigrants are only half of the fucking problem.

2025-10-08 05:04:52 UTC

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This coming from the man who fills my timeline with screenshots of his Temu OnlyFans trash on the daily.

2025-10-08 04:58:28 UTC

In other news, Qatar Airways really missed the fucking mark by not going with AirQatar.
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2025-09-20 15:45:02 UTC

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No homogeneous society can exist, question is irrelevant.

2025-09-20 15:40:46 UTC

We apparently don't care about this guy as much as the other one. Interesting.
💅🏻
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2025-09-19 00:03:39 UTC

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[... what could this mean?!]

2025-09-15 02:19:56 UTC

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2025-09-15 01:34:02 UTC

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2025-09-15 01:29:07 UTC

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2025-09-15 01:17:33 UTC

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CANCEL THIS MAN.

2025-09-15 01:09:46 UTC

I can't believe that I have to say this out loud on this part of the fedi, but apparently a reminder is necessary.
Freedom of speech exists to protect speech that you don't like. That you don't agree with. That you think is horrible, terrible, and offensive.
I know that all of you are accustomed to being the ones saying the awful things, but you don't have a monopoly on being a shit person with terrible opinions.

2025-09-15 01:00:00 UTC

:alert_red: ***WEEKLY ART CONTEST 2025 ~ WEEK #36*** :alert_red:
:fire_animated: ***NEWBUBU*** :fire_animated:
Art requires commitment. For instance, if you say that you'll post the art poll at 9pm, then it doesn't matter if you have a fever, feel like shit, and it hurts to look at the screen. You post the fucking poll. 😤
So here's the poll. We had some really good submissions this week, good luck everyone!
❗ MULTIVOTE IS ON ❗
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2025-09-14 14:10:39 UTC

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No question, there are just a lot of religious fanatics around here.

2025-09-12 01:57:26 UTC

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I'm dom tweeting you, bitch. 💅🏻
What the fuck are you on about though?

2025-09-12 00:54:54 UTC

This is an actual product. It has 200mg of caffeine and contains one full serving of consequences.
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2025-09-11 18:40:26 UTC

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Cheers for the next art contest prompt. 🥂

2025-09-11 18:25:20 UTC

A hobro just walked past me wearing a length of 80 grade chain around his neck, carrying a rotisserie chicken in one hand and a bunch of bubble wrap in the other, yelling 'BUBBLE SUITS FOR SALE! GET YOUR BUBBLE SUITS RIGHT HERE!'

2025-09-08 03:33:50 UTC

:alert_red: ***WEEKLY ART CONTEST 2025 ~ WEEK #36*** :alert_red:
:fire_animated: ***NEWBUBU*** :fire_animated:
In spite of my best efforts, I have unfortunately learned what the fuck a 'labubu' is and that I hate them. Spending $20bil on collectible plushies in one year is bad enough, spending it on knockoff teletubbies with Down syndrome is just unacceptable.
We could design a better plushie and be billionaires.
Let's design a better plushie and be billionaires.
❗ SUBMISSION DEADLINE ~ SUN SEPT 14TH @ 9PM EST ❗
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2025-09-06 19:44:27 UTC

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2025-09-06 11:11:46 UTC

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...did you just tag me into my own post, mate?

2025-09-06 04:41:33 UTC

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2025-08-28 15:58:56 UTC

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2025-08-25 02:00:00 UTC

:alert_red: ***WEEKLY ART CONTEST 2025 ~ WEEK #34*** :alert_red:
:fire_animated: ***IT'S ALIVE!*** :fire_animated:
Choose a common, mundane household object and turn it into a monster or cryptid. Please include a stock image of the object with your submission.
❗ SUBMISSION DEADLINE ~ SUN AUG 31ST @ 9PM EST ❗
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2025-08-23 02:20:21 UTC

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2025-08-21 15:32:51 UTC

Flavored seltzer tastes like TV static.
Fite me IRL. 😤

2025-08-16 23:26:21 UTC

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We are, which is why it's a very bad idea to yell 'EVERYBODY GET DOWN ON THE GROUND' whilst holding an assault rifle in the middle of a Bass Pro Shop.

2025-08-16 14:30:27 UTC

It's caturday.
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2025-08-16 00:12:53 UTC

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That stupid fucking Tom Sawyer song is the only one I know of.

2025-08-16 00:11:37 UTC

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That's what people say but I can't fucking stand Rush so he loses by default.

2025-08-16 00:08:01 UTC

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Danny Carey is the top three drummers of all time.

2025-08-15 23:56:24 UTC

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Because it's an animated show about a death metal band and he is the lead singer of it.

2025-08-15 23:53:40 UTC

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2025-08-15 23:43:32 UTC

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2025-08-15 23:40:07 UTC

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Or, if you're super short and have never broken a bone or had a cavity, join the air force and the defense budget will pay for your training.

2025-08-13 19:21:39 UTC

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You're not legally married unless you go through the civil ceremony. 🤷🏻‍♀️