Mads

Husband: Classic Tyler (npub10lp…q90w)
Bestie: Adolf K. Weissman :verified_flashing: (npub1r4s…2r2h)

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2026-04-12 01:08:09 CEST

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You can't get it out with irrigation? :aqua_cry:

2026-03-23 19:22:34 CET

My beloved niggy @npub1r4s…2r2h thinks this woman is Indian but I think she is Asian. What do you think?
https://media.nicecrew.digital/2a/cd/7e/2acd7e2859ac011a307d21e7200bb34cdab0134a44304a6005daad8108f041ea.mp4

2026-03-15 18:15:11 CET

What type of nigga brings two pugs into the ER with him

2026-02-20 01:46:21 CET

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2026-01-09 01:43:57 CET

https://youtu.be/QV9ofyKNdTM I've been watching his videos recently, very interesting content

2025-11-05 02:20:34 CET

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2025-11-01 22:10:11 CET

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Don't make me Frieren blast you (chuck Frieren at your face)
https://media.nicecrew.digital/fe/f3/b1/fef3b12f2788804a9eb6b0f4fef359000277fa9863e1e989ea9b0d04d1a8d89f.jpg

2025-09-01 22:26:04 CEST

Is the poop guy Doc's new alt or is he literally some retard pooper

2025-08-24 17:26:36 CEST

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I don't need a funny slang word to make a BJ interesting 🤔
KIDS THESE DAYS

2025-08-20 03:24:55 CEST

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I sing my daughter Erika 😅😂 it's her "special song"

2025-08-16 00:16:53 CEST

Making this right now
https://cheesemaking.com/products/queso-fresco-cheese-making-recipe?_pos=7&_fid=3441b0ebe&_ss=c

2025-08-13 03:55:33 CEST

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Squirt is pretty good ngl

2025-08-07 23:53:33 CEST

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Ran inside to fix and charge phone. You saying that doesn't look too low on the right side?!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/fa/2d/39/fa2d3965c870c9b89d171f0bcf1baa6921bfc7e579bc9150559cfce3b63d0e54.jpg

2025-08-07 23:39:35 CEST

Does the placement look ok?
@npub1hwy…jtga
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2025-08-04 18:56:02 CEST

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Well you have to be 100% disabled. Rare the military breaks you and pays you for it. God was really looking out for us 🙏🏻 the government essentially treats me like a widow and like Tyler was KIA

2025-07-18 06:50:04 CEST

so my local grocery store came out with online shopping and I am doing my order for tomorrow morning pick-up and just saw these when I was searching for dill, the herb, for making pickles. If only I wasn't allergic to MSG I'd try these :its_over_a: @npub18yt…7wt5
https://media.nicecrew.digital/30/42/0d/30420daa3f891f586cad63868b5524048b665ecac79b7bb368a82eb845a41a3b.png

2025-07-18 01:11:56 CEST

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Should I put grapes on my chicken salad

2025-07-17 04:06:36 CEST

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When the show came out people were simping after him so I didn't watch it because that was annoying :animu_shrug:

2025-07-11 00:55:10 CEST

Box of wool from my sheep 🐑
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2025-06-19 04:21:27 CEST

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You know what was a great anime? Sword Art Online

2025-06-19 04:06:04 CEST

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Ok I'll get the first few episodes tonight to test out. Do they have borderline lesbo tropes with chicks? I don't like that. I liked Order of the Rabbit but it was also friggin weird I couldn't finish.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/4a/16/b1/4a16b1a492a840360fc761468dd24f28f01d9304dfbc66fb284aa20a51fd7693.png

2025-06-13 22:32:25 CEST

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Extra red pepper on mine
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2025-06-12 22:10:30 CEST

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I'm tapping into the ancestral rage of all the Scots before me

2025-05-14 06:34:05 CEST

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It's crazy how these people will get a clogged toilet and then shit in the tub and overflow it instead of fixing the toilet.

2025-03-25 23:57:13 CET

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Thanks I sent both to my sister just now 🙂

2025-03-15 17:12:31 CET

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Oh Chikken I didnt realize we were neighbors!

2025-03-14 18:32:43 CET

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I usually do roma, but I've been forcing myself to eat cherry tomatoes since they're... Good for you? 🥴 I don't mind them now so I'll probably grow some this year.

2025-03-14 06:27:25 CET

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Yeah, I was a stupid worldly kid at the time. And that probably was a big reason. I might have made a few mistakes but I helped raise my siblings and always wanted to be a mom and have a big family. I just didn't think ahead to "do I want my kids to get tattoos"

2025-03-14 06:17:37 CET

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Literally in the process of laser removing a tattoo 😬 I got my tattoos when I was 19/20 and I wish I thought about how I'd feel when I had daughters someday. Now I have 2!

2025-03-14 06:10:04 CET

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Yeah I had super hexagon on a tablet like 13 years ago. We still play it every so often.
I'll have to figure out how to get that game set up that you posted. 💓 The music was super cute

2025-03-14 06:07:01 CET

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Oh that actually looks fun! Have you ever played Super Hexagon? The music isn't as cute 😂
https://youtu.be/5mDjFdetU28

2025-03-14 06:05:29 CET

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Ok it looked cute but I wasn't sure if it was one of those card games. I'm not the best at those kind of games. I'll look at the video now though

2025-03-14 05:59:11 CET

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What type of game is this?

2025-03-14 05:50:01 CET

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My sister has like, 7 facial piercings. When my kids video chat they always ask what the hell is on her face

2025-03-14 05:47:16 CET

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I had my nose pierced twice.. once upon a time

2025-03-14 04:54:24 CET

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Wait I saved this earlier and was waiting to see one of those "comment your waifu" threads to post it
https://media.nicecrew.digital/73377ebf4ab586691fd1371022254200ec543b15a635da7e5b7bb79fa21df7b7.webp

2025-03-14 03:56:09 CET

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Goats are stinky. The only good thing about goats is their delicious stinky cheese.

2025-03-14 03:55:19 CET

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LOL
I'm allergic to beeswax and they put that in a lot of makeup and such. Mascara & chapstick...

2025-03-14 03:40:42 CET

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I've knocked many doors and shared the Gospel. When I get really anxious I choke on words and stutter like a retard. Honestly it's a huge fear of mine, getting nervous and having to speak. But I always prayed and asked God before we went to knock doors to give me the strength and help me not sound like a retard. Not one door out of hundreds did I ever choke up at.

2025-03-14 03:35:20 CET

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Yeah Tyler's paternal side of the family are a bunch of alcoholic adrenaline junky grease monkies. His dad decided to test out one of the new trucks on their racetrack and it had no breaks and he flipped it and rolled it and it crushed him because that nigga doesn't know what a seatbelt is. Somehow he survived, many such cases. Love him and are still trying to get the man saved.

2025-03-14 03:28:23 CET

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Oh man that is so awful. I hated Doctors until I found our current one. And now we have the issues that happened when our most recent baby was born. I don't feel safe at that facility anymore and it is a bummer. Tyler's dad broke his back years ago and then two years ago internally decapitated himself if I remember. Was in the hospital for months and had the HALO thing installed. It's rough healing, even more so when the doctor botches you. Truly sorry 😔

2025-03-14 03:21:56 CET

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This thread is broken for me so I can't see who you're replying to MJ. But I wore a lot of makeup in my teens then when I turned 19 or so got some bad allergies and sensitivities. I could probably do some sort of vegan makeup that doesn't have fragrance and it designed for people with sensitive skin but 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don't care.

2025-03-14 03:17:50 CET

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Yeah I am sure you'll do great! Glad youre confident though. I'm always a nervous student. Dang I'm sorry your Pops has health and legal issues. Is his health problem something he can recover from with time? I'll pray for your family 🙏🏻

2025-03-14 03:14:05 CET

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I follow this makeup artist online who did a Goth series. She did like 12 different styles and it was super cool

2025-03-14 03:10:16 CET

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I hope it goes well for you. Do you have a written project or anything like that? I noticed when I switched my majors from accounting to history it went from exams to research papers for my midterms/finals.

2025-03-14 03:07:35 CET

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Sorry I'm allergic to makeup and can't wear it anymore 😭 I'll be goth in spirit

2025-03-14 03:05:39 CET

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Do you have midterms soon?

2025-03-14 02:50:43 CET

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How's your day going Owl?

2025-03-14 02:50:14 CET

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2025-03-14 02:45:37 CET

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LOL I skipped lunch and Tyler mentioned I could make a grilled cheese for an easy dinner. We have some leftover soup but I added extras to the sandwich and it was so filling I didn't touch the soup. Had some strawberries too, was super delicious!
A 4 hour nap sounds nice. I just had to wake up the baby because he sleeps too much and I wanted to nurse him 👶

2025-03-14 02:33:45 CET

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I added a whole mini avocado to mine, I feel like going to explode now 💣

2025-03-14 02:18:58 CET

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I'd mail y'all a loaf of bread but it would probably arrive stale
https://media.nicecrew.digital/735358f6ae8edd62addda4e23f1d0ae6e1cd0ce49d95d7edfa4fd542299207a7.jpg

2025-03-14 02:14:47 CET

Added salami and need to add avocado to my half. Man, talk about a grease sandwich
https://media.nicecrew.digital/7df333e5fc44f262e0750380962bb1d4cf2a2946425a4f1346647271a2829653.jpg
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2025-03-14 00:39:35 CET

Sharp cheddar grilled cheese with bacon, avocado, and grilled onions on sourdough?

2025-03-13 20:23:10 CET

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Don't shama his Mrs. Maybe she has a collarbone kink and doesn't anyone else to ogle his

2025-03-13 20:08:03 CET

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That's ok Doc. I'm usually covered as well. But the funny thing is I show my collarbones 🤣

2025-03-13 20:04:17 CET

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Why do you need it buttoned up anyways? Do you have to wear a tie

2025-03-13 20:02:57 CET

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Why'd you tag me I'm not a whore 😭 and I love Doc and Rabbit.

2025-03-13 19:58:44 CET

I thought I downloaded the dinosaur professor meme but I didn't. If anyone has it please comment it below :aqua_cry: it's the one where the guy is giving a presentation about dinos and said they had titties. :dinosaur:

2025-03-13 19:28:04 CET

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And that's cool you played soccer, I played soccer and basketball 🏀⚽ 😊 I also had a brief stint as a cheerleader but didn't make the highschool team, crushed my dreams at being "girly"

2025-03-13 19:17:15 CET

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My dad played college football and blew out his knee, and my older brother blew out his knee in the senior year all state televised game. Huge bummer. I was always worried my baby bro would get hurt and here he is at 18 with 3 knee surgeries under his belt. He could probably get a football scholarship, but he wants to be a chef so I encourage him with that even though he has so much pressure to fulfill my dad's football star dreams.

2025-03-13 19:13:53 CET

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Yeah my dad and older brother coached my younger brother's team from toddler flag football all the way until he entered highschool. But my dad/bro quit coaching because there was too much drama on the team and parents were too annoying and my dad was kind of over it.

2025-03-13 19:08:42 CET

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I'm excited for my brothers. My lil bro is going into his senior year, he repeated 8th grade because he jacked his knee up and had ACL surgeries twice during that time. Anyways our big bro got a job as a coach for his varsity football team. I'm happy that they get to do that together 💗

2025-03-13 19:02:08 CET

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Hey Coach my dad has been a Coach his entire life and he literally tried to have my eldest son call him "Coach" instead of Grandpa. NOPE.

2025-03-13 18:52:20 CET

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I much preferred that endearment over "Bigfoot" 😬

2025-03-13 18:51:10 CET

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My dad always called me his 6ft fairy

2025-03-13 18:44:58 CET

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This is my favorite song that I sang in choir growing up! It's called Orkney Lullaby by Eugene Field. It's how I first learned about Brownies 🥰
https://media.nicecrew.digital/92fda8ffe73c78c23616d50d4c64860c6c28e22fe303dd9689a9168a26aa425a.m4a

2025-03-11 04:01:42 CET

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Lol I fed my daughter a lot of beets when she was a baby since it's a good source of iron. I guess I'll know next week how the fermented beets taste! I'll let you know 😜

2025-03-11 03:51:53 CET

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Oh goodie. Tomorrow I'm headed to the grocery store and I'm going to make some fermented beets. Have you ever had Beet Kvass?

2025-03-11 03:49:25 CET

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Do you like fermented veggies?

2025-03-11 03:18:45 CET

Had a pickled spicy egg for the first time. I want to get more chickens and this would be a tasty way to preserve some of the eggs. 💓
https://media.nicecrew.digital/b82606c0c2faa90d1363f2cc393a909be2be47adbdc7e245044bbba2e4d71cf1.jpg

2025-03-11 03:04:29 CET

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The church was massive and the pastor cheated on his wife and then told the entire church during service. That nigga abused his authority as pastor and told a woman who was going to marriage counseling that God told her it was ok to have sex with him. Disgusting and she actually got pregnant and had a retarded child. You can't make this shit up.

2025-03-11 02:53:59 CET

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Oh man now I want a donut. I went to this massive church for a few years as a kid and they always gave out free Krispy Kreme donuts. It was my favorite part of church 😭😭 which is so horrible.

2025-03-11 02:49:06 CET

If you ever want to be taken seriously chat
https://media.nicecrew.digital/aa3c8fcf8702c6d7e2ba549ddd02ef63ef1deede2225931ec7fae0fe66e1fc70.mp4

2025-03-10 20:47:53 CET

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I tried learning Japanese when Tyler was deployed there for 8 months. I went to visit him and I was so excited to test out my "language skills" with the locals. I got so anxious I think I only thanked people and greeted them 🤣 but even that had to be forced because I was always questioning if it was the proper form

2025-03-10 20:38:36 CET

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Pineapple on pizza is my favorite 🥰 especially with jalapenos and ham

2025-03-10 20:37:02 CET

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LOL goofy ass

2025-03-10 20:34:17 CET

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I'm going shopping tomorrow I'll get a price of the avocados. The large ones are more pricey but I don't need the huge ones if I'm the only ones eating them. In college I bought a big avocado that was so ripe and brought it with me to a ROTC team building exercise. During break time I just.. poked my nail into the avocado and squeezed it into my mouth like a Go-Gurt. Everyone laughed at me. I love avocado.

2025-03-10 20:25:27 CET

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At least at my grocery store you can get about 6 of the mini ones for like $5. And I'll do half with a meal! No one else likes avocado besides me so I'm kind of lucky I don't have to share 😅🥰

2025-03-10 20:23:45 CET

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I need to go grocery shopping, we are out of fresh veggies 😭 well I have some celery & broccoli but I don't want that for breakfast.
I love avocado 🥑

2025-03-10 20:21:10 CET

I'm not usually hungry till lunch time but I made this because I plan to start a workout program today to work on healing my core after my C-section. I'm excited to start my fitness journey. I want to get strong 💪🏻 😁
#note13l8…j5e3

2025-03-10 20:00:07 CET

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I agree with Richard here

2025-03-10 19:29:10 CET

Hungry this morning 😋
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2025-03-10 04:53:24 CET

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No she's 134 years old
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2025-03-10 02:51:35 CET

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Do it, no balls

2025-03-10 02:50:26 CET

Daughter made an @Owl house
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2025-03-09 00:54:50 CET

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Why did no one tell me that anime was sexualized 😭 good thing I had a mental breakdown last night before I finished the first episode

2025-03-08 23:00:14 CET

Tested out the double stroller and pushed the littles around the property a little bit. Here is Tyler's root pile!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/e0a88fbd3640097cd352e1827f6d1026fab898529041a8cf16ba20061eda9176.jpg

2025-03-08 04:52:20 CET

:dancedance: :duckdance:
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2025-03-08 04:50:24 CET

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I have to watch dub when I watch in bed because the TV is too far away and I don't want to wear my glasses when I lay down 😂 things are a little blurry but not too bad.
I doubt they'll call me tonight but I'll be calling them in the morning.
Is there anything else that's cute you recommend?

2025-01-25 03:27:18 CET

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2025-01-25 03:25:51 CET

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I think he is extremely committed as well.. but I just encountered him for the first time in the fedi wilds. Very interesting fellow 🧐

2025-01-25 03:23:54 CET

Is the Jeff Cliff guy serious?

2025-01-02 02:37:40 CET

I have to stay up late tonight to bake my sourdough. I'll be streaming Contraband Police again! My first stream got corrupted I think so there is no reupload. I'll post an approximate time in a bit!
https://nicecrew.tv/w/4fgichab33tQZotgocJV2D

2024-09-02 17:22:06 CEST

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Yeah Seattle busses homeless to to other counties 🫠 my local family owned cinema is going out of business because they moved a homeless handout facility next door.

2024-09-02 16:42:10 CEST

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What city? Because I consider Seattle or Tacoma the worst cities 🤣

2024-09-02 16:37:49 CEST

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Yeah I hate living in Washington. The mail-in only confused me during the 2016 election. Tyler was deployed and I was like "oh shit I should go vote" on election day. I drove around trying to find a place to vote and called and they told me it was mail-in only. I had misplaced the ballot I got in the mail since I thought it was optional! You also legitimately have to mark on the outside of the envelope "Democrat" or "Republican" and I think that's just insane. Some crazy mail carrier could just misplace it. Might as well broadcast your vote to anyone handling the envelope.

2024-09-01 07:39:07 CEST

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No but maybe I could watch that with my husband in the daytime and I won't be scared 🤔

2024-09-01 07:35:57 CEST

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Oh it's called Vampire in the Garden!
And I changed the dubs to German to practice and had English subs

2024-09-01 03:28:39 CEST

Gumbo night! My husband is allergic to carrots so instead of chicken noodle soup I like to make my great grandma's gumbo recipe. I had yellow and red bell peppers on hand so I used them instead of the green I usually use. Still turned out delicious 😋
https://media.nicecrew.digital/ccaaba4b61f2cc8d274173bae995ce860e28887ebaf8136e4e5a455c8ffc99d5.jpg