spookypayment
SpookyPaymentAtADistance

Operator of lightning network node SpookyPaymentAtADistance

I'm currenlty using TunnelSats to have an anonymous clearnet address.

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https://tunnelsats.com?ref=REF-QK3MC6

Public Key

npub16eesd4jpm5xjuqx6yfe2cv9p5hznfj777atxuevdvrfjm72kjpdsxs3tm2

Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub16eesd4jpm5xjuqx6yfe2cv9p5hznfj777atxuevdvrfjm72kjpdsxs3tm2

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Last Notes

2026-08-03 20:13:41 CEST

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this does not apply everywhere: for example, there are areas in Europe where you need the municipality permission even to change the color of your house, and you can only choose from an allowed colors palette.

2026-07-30 13:01:15 CEST

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how this invalidate what I wrote?

2026-07-30 12:57:30 CEST

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congratulations!
and BTW, apparently all these years together made you both look more beautiful than 20 years ago 🙂

2026-07-28 15:28:05 CEST

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today "the rich people" won't be allowed to build any of these buildings anymore.
The states already collect enough money by taxation but instead of investing in the public interest they squander and pay for they own privileges (and their friends).

2026-07-27 21:33:40 CEST

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opening rn!

2026-07-13 14:26:51 CEST

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basically they're making people escape from one of the most effective brain washing weapon the governments have.
good move, Ursula! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

2026-06-24 17:37:32 CEST

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this makes me anxious 🤣

2026-06-24 09:00:40 CEST

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we're 100% back on track!
we're opening back all the channels (plus some new), but it will take time (and plenty of funds)
if you're interested in opening (or re-opening) a dual-funded channel, please contact us here or on https://lightningnetwork.plus
also, in this moment inbound liquidity is very much appreciated...
#nevent1q…prce

2026-06-02 19:05:13 CEST

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nope, boring = boring.
I've been through so many bitcoin bear markets that I don't even care about them anymore.
I also don't follow NGU accounts.
I'm here for building freedom technology, not for getting rich fast.

2026-06-02 17:02:42 CEST

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I'll just unfollow because you're getting boring

2026-06-02 09:21:38 CEST

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TBH, Saylor lost the community's trust a very long time ago

2026-06-02 07:59:13 CEST

due to severe graph DB corruption we're shutting down the node.
we'll be back soon with a new node and we'll try to re-open as many channel as possible with our current peers.
sorry for the inconvenient.
see you on the other sid... node!

2026-06-01 20:52:36 CEST

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this is your first bear market, isn't it? 😀

2026-05-22 12:20:07 CEST

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I was replying to:
#nevent1q…f8ue mentioning Klaus Schwab 😅.
maybe I clicked on the wrong thread, but I find primal interface a bit misleading sometimes 😅

2026-05-22 11:24:12 CEST

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unless Vinceko IS Klaus in disguise 😅

2026-05-22 11:23:12 CEST

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we build channels between us for the precise purpose of being free from KS

2026-05-17 20:25:46 CEST

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👀

2026-05-17 20:25:11 CEST

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self custody might be a solution, but if we don't use our bitcoin (creating a bitcoin based economy) then it's dead.
however, when I spend my sats to a merchant, I'll never know if he'll stack them or sell them on an exchange for fiat.
so, no, I don't have a good idea to fight back either 😕

2026-05-14 06:10:38 CEST

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GM LNBIG!
no more updates on your routing stats?

2026-05-12 13:48:20 CEST

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nice site!

2026-05-11 11:40:58 CEST

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https://ppq.ai/
it's not free but it is anonymous and you can pay in sats

2026-05-09 20:31:21 CEST

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people only learn once they get rekt, and hopefully the Saylor "business model" cannot last forever. We just need to wait.

2026-05-09 08:01:41 CEST

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I'm here because I'd like to connect with other Lightning Network node operators to exchange experiences and knowledge

2026-05-05 06:09:10 CEST

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thank you mate!

2026-05-04 10:53:43 CEST

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I'm still in time to accept some? 😅
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2026-04-26 10:33:06 CEST

this morning I noticed something strange on my node:
many channels on the graph are reported with capacity = 0.
for example:
```
lncli getchaninfo 978167325659758592
{
"channel_id": "978167325659758592",
"chan_point": "0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000:0",
"last_update": 1777178098,
"node1_pub": "03905aed59919f322abcc107c3cb6767bc7d40ed175a9d143706fc211cad188157",
"node2_pub": "0395ab9ab6ac75949a648c5b7830ecea192c618df2fa6220154a5066878d9f439c",
"capacity": "0",
"node1_policy": {
"time_lock_delta": 100,
"min_htlc": "1000000",
"fee_base_msat": "0",
"fee_rate_milli_msat": "164",
"disabled": false,
"max_htlc_msat": "2970000000",
"last_update": 1777178098,
"custom_records": {},
"inbound_fee_base_msat": 0,
"inbound_fee_rate_milli_msat": 0
},
"node2_policy": {
"time_lock_delta": 40,
"min_htlc": "1000",
"fee_base_msat": "0",
"fee_rate_milli_msat": "100",
"disabled": false,
"max_htlc_msat": "2970000000",
"last_update": 1777178098,
"custom_records": {},
"inbound_fee_base_msat": 0,
"inbound_fee_rate_milli_msat": 0
},
"custom_records": {},
"auth_proof": null
}
```
checking it on mempool.space or amboss or similar services, the channel is a fine 3ml sats channel.
anyone else running the latest lnd (0.21.0-beta.rc1) noticed that? Should I report this as a bug or is it an issue with my own node?
#lnd #lightningnetwork

2026-04-22 14:50:39 CEST

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#JointFactory #Bitcoin #Lightning #Nostr

2026-03-04 16:47:17 CET

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they should update your quote as a testimonial on their site 😅

2026-03-02 14:57:08 CET

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they're to different destinations and from different sources.
I was thinking about some kind of probing as well, but wouldn't it make more sense if it were with increasing amount rather than decreasing?
also, why repeat 10?

2026-03-02 11:23:29 CET

lately I'm forwarding a lot of sequences of payments made like this:
10 sat
10 sat
5 sats.
Anyone has an idea of what they are?
#LightningNetwork

2025-12-30 19:53:53 CET

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look at their eyes: they're scary. I wouldn't trust this woman to take my dog out for a piss, let's figure let her decide what is information vs disinformation

2025-12-26 20:23:24 CET

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hey Dominic, no need to take it too personally and attacking back. I wasn't pointing at you directly: that was just my opinion.

2025-12-26 09:08:00 CET

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once there were mostly basic bricks and less kits.
you used your fantasy to build things.
now you have mostly expensive kits with very specific "bricks".
you buy the kit, build it (involving zero fantasy) and never destroy it because it costed a lot and the "bricks" it is made of are very specific and less reusable for other constructions

2025-12-25 07:55:29 CET

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hi! sorry to hear that. I'm force closing right now

2025-11-20 18:39:05 CET

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bottom bottom bottom!

2025-11-17 21:34:44 CET

some friends reported that lnd v0.20.0-beta.rc4 have serious performance issues on less performant hardware.
this bug is probably the culprit:
https://github.com/lightningnetwork/lnd/issues/10337
beware before upgrading!
#lnd #lightningnetwork #noderunner

2025-11-17 19:55:08 CET

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impressive numbers mate! 💪

2025-11-06 12:37:01 CET

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Thanks!
Nice community you have there 😄 I'm connected with 3 nodes already!

2025-11-06 09:35:53 CET

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hi @nprofile…9h6j ! nice to find you here! maybe you can answer my morning question 😅

2025-11-06 08:03:39 CET

GM noderunners (and not!)
what's about all those LN nodes called "Corn🌽<something>"? 🤔
#noderunner #lightningnetwork

2025-11-04 18:15:13 CET

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opened! waiting for confirmations 💪🏻

2025-09-26 07:31:17 CEST

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and only approved miners, to avoid that someone mine CSAM content into the timechain again

2025-07-17 08:42:57 CEST

what about those hundreds shitty "LNT" nodes that are appearing on the network?
Very small channels (20k sats) and all connecting to LNT.chengdu.
Looks suspect to me 🤔
#LightningNetwork #noderunner #bitcoin

2025-06-29 22:07:36 CEST

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I guess we need a nostr obituary like the one they made for bitcoin 🙂

2025-06-15 17:12:08 CEST

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good advices except the one about Firefox: the shit has become complete spyware.

2025-06-13 17:58:49 CEST

I don't like that this thing is still there...
https://www.weforum.org/organizations/lightning-labs/
https://blossom.primal.net/d6e8cfe884727e3b7907cd3d40cb4bdf9d4747ebcf7695341cedfe6bc144f0dc.png

2025-06-10 10:49:20 CEST

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why not using escape backticks for code blocks? If your renderer supports it, you could also have nice syntax colouring for shell commands

2025-06-10 07:58:49 CEST

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comatoshi

2025-06-08 17:22:32 CEST

after a few weeks of wild traffic on my node, today the calm is reigning.
All that I see are what appears to be (failed) attempts of rebalancing (all round amount: 50k, 100k, 250k)
Noderunners, is it the same for you?
#lightningnetwork #noderunner #bitcoin

2025-06-07 10:54:36 CEST

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incredible results @nprofile…kmw9 !
In the last week I saw an huge increment in forwards but I'm still far from that target.
Working hard to get there 💪🏻!
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2025-06-06 15:31:22 CEST

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thanks for sharing the numbers!

2025-06-03 20:16:18 CEST

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incredible achievement Nick!
as a small node runner I can imagine the great commitment you put into it to get to this level.
You have all my admiration 😃

2025-03-15 14:08:40 CET

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at a certain moment I was thinking the same (if I understand correctly what you said): having a channel full, being then able to forward a large payment, is something desirable and of value, so the fee should be high.
but this is counterintuitive (and possibly wrong!)